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Jack-Reacher
05-30-2013, 12:14 PM
He has just entered Boston for the very first time. After a few drinks and hilarious conversations with the locals, who were stupefied to see such a civilised, sophisticated indian, Connor left the inn in a very odd mood.

A pig snorted at him as its owner was attending a market stand. Connor grabbed his bow and took aim. He had all the time in the world and his mind was in a perfectly clear state. He aimed and fired directly into the pigs head at its maximum veloctity, shattering its skull and tearing its body in a suspended moment of time.

The people were horrified, and Connor saw this in their faces. He panicked at first, and then realised just how patheticlally incompetant the town was.

Upon this realisation, he withdrew his smoke bombs and proceeded to choke the first batallian of guards he saw. He then proceeded to slaughter all of the guards one by one with blades he had ingeniously hidden in his coat.

He then took to the rooftops and massacred an outpost of sentries. The public feared him but he always managed to stay just under the law of paper by his usual methods.

After slaughtering half of North Boston and Liberating half of New York from a few well known Templars at the time, he proceeded into the Green Tavern, to have another game of 6 mans morris.

ProletariatPleb
05-30-2013, 12:16 PM
Okay.

Jack-Reacher
05-30-2013, 12:19 PM
Yes, ok

itsamea-mario
05-30-2013, 12:21 PM
tru story.

Jack-Reacher
05-30-2013, 12:24 PM
Its where im up to at the moment. Does the game pick up?

pacmanate
05-30-2013, 12:30 PM
Your threads are stupid.

Jack-Reacher
05-30-2013, 12:30 PM
Your posts are negative

pacmanate
05-30-2013, 12:31 PM
Your posts are negative

Your threads aren't questions or informative.

Jack-Reacher
05-30-2013, 12:32 PM
Your posts arent positive

Shahkulu101
05-30-2013, 12:33 PM
You my friend are hilarious. And yes it does pick up, at one point you travel halfway across the east coast to meet bigfoot in a cave and then it turns out its just a guy and then you travel halfway back across the frontier to collect feathers and trinkets.

Jack-Reacher
05-30-2013, 12:36 PM
You my friend are hilarious. And yes it does pick up, at one point you travel halfway across the east coast to meet bigfoot in a cave and then it turns out its just a guy and then you travel halfway back across the frontier to collect feathers and trinkets.

Any chance I get to read up on the local fauna and flora on the way?

montagemik
05-30-2013, 12:42 PM
Your posts are negative


Maybe , But he's not exactly incorrect .

Jack-Reacher
05-30-2013, 12:46 PM
Maybe , But he's not exactly incorrect .

I just wanna know if I can look up the faun and fauna. Jeez.

pacmanate
05-30-2013, 12:49 PM
I just wanna know if I can look up the faun and fauna. Jeez.

no

Jack-Reacher
05-30-2013, 12:51 PM
no

So are the rabbits edible then?

pacmanate
05-30-2013, 01:00 PM
So are the rabbits edible then?

no

montagemik
05-30-2013, 01:01 PM
So are the rabbits edible then?

Shouldn't you have picked up all the Hunting info before ever reaching the Homestead or Boston with Connor .

You could always try 'playing' the game yourself to find out what's ingame ....................... If you're at a loose end at anytime .

pacmanate
05-30-2013, 01:06 PM
Shouldn't you have picked up all the Hunting info before ever reaching the Homestead or Boston with Connor .

You could always try 'playing' the game yourself to find out what's ingame ....................... If you're at a loose end at anytime .

He is trolling, he has a gaming channel with AC stuff on it. He is just trying to be funny.

pineal_gland
05-30-2013, 01:38 PM
He is trolling, he has a gaming channel with AC stuff on it. He is just trying to be funny.

Well, he actually is kinda funny.
You probably don't understand it.

@Jack-Reacher

I think your previous threads were better.
I need more subtle absurdity.
Keep up the good work!

pacmanate
05-30-2013, 01:56 PM
Well, he actually is kinda funny.
You probably don't understand it.

@Jack-Reacher

I think your previous threads were better.
I need more subtle absurdity.
Keep up the good work!

Like any joke, they are funny the first time, but get dry.

Jack-Reacher
05-30-2013, 01:57 PM
Which is why its just generally better if you either contribute or dont post at all...

pacmanate
05-30-2013, 02:01 PM
Which is why its just generally better if you either contribute or dont post at all...

Could easily say the same for you. What are you contributing too other than weird fantasy spam?

Jack-Reacher
05-30-2013, 02:06 PM
Could easily say the same for you. What are you contributing too other than weird fantasy spam?


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wj-PtFBPuik

montagemik
05-30-2013, 02:41 PM
Which is why its just generally better if you either contribute or dont post at all...


Strictly speaking - Requests for game help Should contain Spoiler tags ................Or be in the Hints & Tips section .

New threads for Random questions you likely already have the answers to are kind of Spam .

Jack-Reacher
05-30-2013, 03:18 PM
Well yeah man, but who speaks strictly these days anyway?

roostersrule2
05-30-2013, 03:19 PM
Well yeah man, but who speaks strictly these days anyway?Batman.

montagemik
05-30-2013, 04:06 PM
Well yeah man, but who speaks strictly these days anyway?

Fair enough , Spam away .

AvK KiNgKoBrA
05-30-2013, 05:05 PM
c(^c) gimmie pie!!!!!!!!