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narupley
04-22-2013, 04:05 PM
Lol'd heartily. (http://might-and-magic.ubi.com/mightandmagicx-legacy/en-GB/news/index_details.aspx?c=tcm:154-93332-16&ct=tcm:148-76770-32)


Specialized warriors and veritable champions of defense, Dwarf Defenders always stands their ground. Heavy armor and huge shields define them.

They absorb the shock of powerful blows and deflect deadly arrows as if they were silmply swatting flies.

Experts in warfare, Dwarf Defenders instinctively know how to position themselves so that their allies are best protected, while forcing their enemies to choose them as targets.

When the right moment comes, they know exactly when to step up and deliver a critical blows with their deadly axes.

Bigger and stronger than the average Orc, cultivating a sense of gore, Orc Barbarians have a way of inspiring disgust, fear and loathing when first seen.

Barbarians prefer two handed weapons such as great maces, spears, or any weapon that can kill a target with a single blow.

Masters of the sudden charge, they rely on superior quickness and massive damage delivery: armor and other heavy protective garments at odds with that strategy are rarely worn.

Orc Barbarians boast astounding vitality and tremendous endurance.

They spurn arcane knowledge, relying on tribal magic and tradition to activate the tremendous powers dormant in their Demonic blood.

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znork
04-22-2013, 07:20 PM
and then the world moved one!

Ravens Klaws
04-22-2013, 11:15 PM
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chauvetp
04-26-2013, 05:21 PM
All I know is their English is far better than my (insert other language than English). If its just press releases, I don't mind.

As long as the game itself isn't released like that, I'm fine with it.

supamancam
04-30-2013, 08:07 AM
Out of curiosity, how does one "cultivate a sense of gore"?