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LegendaryNoCon
03-02-2013, 11:03 PM
Assassin's Creed, Black Flag
Mister Deldris, Michael Bolton
YEAH
We set sail now
Together on the deck, gonna get wrecked
The day starts now
Day starts now matey sail with us, wenches snapping at the neck when we sailin up
SAILIN UP
Blow through the ships ain't no holdin up
YEAH
Black mark at the bar like I give a ****
COME ON
Wenches shifty eyed when we sail into the set
**** the Templars getting jealous, play the back and get wet
YEAH YEAH
Three darts in my pouch, blade on my wrist, you either get cut get stabbed or get shot
THIS IS THE TALE
OF ASSASSIN JACK SPARROW
ASSASSIN SO BRAVE
ON THE SEVEN SEAS
What?
A MYSTICAL QUEST
FOR THE PIECES OF EDEN
ASSASSIN ROBE SWAYS
ON THE OCEAN'S BREEZE
Yeah that was kind of weird but we're back on the deck
Stabbin up the Templars, hidden blade to the neck
EDWARD KENWAY
Mother****ing pirate, I'm the top gunner
Multiplayer on blast, I'm the number one stunner
JACK SPARROW
Watch it man, cause I ain't a “Mr. Nice Guy”
More like “See ya, stalk you home, and stab you twice guy.”
YEAH YEAH
Cornered up with nowhere to run
And now I make you feel crazy with the-
NOW BACK TO THE GOOD PART
FROM THE DAY HE WAS BORN
HE HUNTED THE TEMPLARS
Nooo
OLD HOODED JACK GIVING THEM WHAT FOR
HE'S THE MASTER OF THE BLADE
Yeah uh huh
THE ASSASSIN OF HAVANA
Oh god
BUT IS FOUR PISTOLS REALLY NECESSARY?
Yeah, we've seen the box art
Raise the flag in the air and say hell yeah, come on.
HOODED JACK
What?
HAYTHAM'S DAD
No
From the front to the back we swab the deck, come on
EZIO
Nope
ALTAIR
Wrong
Michael Bolton we're really gonna need you to focus up
ROGER THAT LET ME TRY IT WITH ANOTHER GAME
LIFE IS A GAME OF SPARTAN OPS, AND MY NAME IS MASTER CHIEF
Not better
THOUGH IM STILL THE STRONGEST KILLING MACHINE, CORTANA IS MY DREAM
Come on
OK THEN I'M A BIG BUFF GUY, MARCUS FENIX IS MY NAME
Noo, God
THEN YOU CAN CALL ME ETHAN, I WAS IN HEAVY RAAAAIN
Close enough
THIS IS THE TALE OF OLD NORMAN JAYDEN
HE SHOULD'VE SAID HI, TO CAARTER BLAAAKE
Take it home
GOT AN ORIGAMI KILLER, BUT THEN IT STARTED RAINING
THIS WHOLE TOWN IS ****TY, I JUST WANT TO LEAVE
Okay, turns out Michael Bolton is a major game player
YOU COMPLETE ME
Yup, yeah, okay

itsamea-mario
03-02-2013, 11:05 PM
Erm, cool?

Aphex_Tim
03-02-2013, 11:05 PM
So you make a new thread but don't want us to read it, judging by the text colour? I'M SO CONFUSED!

LegendaryNoCon
03-02-2013, 11:06 PM
I didn't make the text color that way. Lemme try editing it and see if it changes.

IWasJustTrollin
03-02-2013, 11:06 PM
This might be the best thing I've ever read.

TorQue1988
03-02-2013, 11:08 PM
I didn't make the text color that way. Lemme try editing it and see if it changes.

EDIT: Even with changing the font to white, it still remains like that. Not sure what to do.
Just select remove format, the second icon from left...

UrDeviant1
03-02-2013, 11:09 PM
Dafuq did i just read? lol

Aphex_Tim
03-02-2013, 11:11 PM
Dafuq did i just read? lol

This might clear up a thing or two. :p


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GI6CfKcMhjY

UrDeviant1
03-02-2013, 11:14 PM
This might clear up a thing or two. :p
[VID]

Oh, lol. I think OP is high.

LegendaryNoCon
03-02-2013, 11:20 PM
Nah man I'm not high. Just posting something humorous seeing if people would like it :( u make me cry evry tiem

UrDeviant1
03-02-2013, 11:29 PM
Nah man I'm not high. Just posting something humorous seeing if people would like it :( u make me cry evry tiem

Lol hey man i enjoyed it.

LegendaryNoCon
03-02-2013, 11:33 PM
Nice

LegendaryNoCon
03-03-2013, 07:33 AM
So now that the trailer fires have died down, what does everyone think?

LegendaryNoCon
03-03-2013, 07:59 PM
No takers?

Purified_Ace
11-01-2013, 02:12 AM
Thought you guys might enjoy this (on topic)
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=388857571245326&set=a.388857517911998.1073741833.355613451236405&type=1&relevant_count=1