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Wolf-kitten
02-24-2013, 07:02 PM
(Bring on the creative responses!)

You know you've played too much Assassin's Creed when...

You find a silver letter opener with the Templar cross on it in your attic and start to question your parent's heritage

Assassin_M
02-24-2013, 07:05 PM
When you do a Hook and run in a hand ball game...

When Fencing becomes more than just a sport...

IceHot100
02-24-2013, 07:28 PM
When you are in a crowded place and gently push people aside like Altair and Ezio! :D

When you can answer almost every question about Renaissance, Crusades or the American Revolution in the history class :P

xboxauditore
02-24-2013, 07:33 PM
When you gain an unholy amount of Knowledge about the time periods set in AC.

When you mode your body to the sides the way Ezio and Ratohnhake:ton do.

When you defend the Kanien'keha:ka like a lawyer.

When you run like the Assassins do.

Don't judge me.

DisbandedBox359
02-24-2013, 07:43 PM
when you start walking in the middle of a group of girls

ze_topazio
02-24-2013, 07:46 PM
When i wander around the streets and look at old school buildings and think that could be fun to climb and even think on the possible paths and viewpoints.

pacmanate
02-24-2013, 07:55 PM
When you think you are Ezio and come on to every girl you see.

xboxauditore
02-24-2013, 07:58 PM
When you think you are Ezio and come on to every girl you see.

I'm pretty sure that's Schizophrenia.

SixKeys
02-24-2013, 08:16 PM
When you start using random bits of Italian or Turkish in everyday conversations.

When every tall building you see gets referred to as a "viewpoint".

Wolf-kitten
02-24-2013, 08:18 PM
When you secretly tail your friends with your hoodie on just to scare them when they least expect you.

SixKeys
02-24-2013, 08:22 PM
When you secretly tail your friends with your hoodie on just to scare them when they least expect you.

...and get pepper-sprayed.

Wolf-kitten
02-24-2013, 08:25 PM
...and get pepper-sprayed.

hahahaa xD luckily they are AC fans and were surprised I pulled it off.
The bystanders?...I don't really know what they thought about it. Blending time! :p

SaintPerkele
02-24-2013, 08:34 PM
Since ACIII, snow became something AC-related to me. I just slowly walked through some deep snow with my hood on (because I forgot my cap at home) and looked at the trees around and noticed how one could pass the street by using the trees. So now instead of ways to climb buildings like I used to, I look for ways to climb everything.

Gi1t
02-24-2013, 08:41 PM
When you look at the historic facades of the buildings on your college campus and think "there's totally a path to climb up there." XD

rupok2
02-24-2013, 08:48 PM
I can imagine myself climbing pretty much every building, its just I can't physically do it. I can imagine the movements needed to climb the buildings and see it in my mind.. Also I feel like I am blending in the crowd when there are alot of people surrounding me.

UrDeviant1
02-24-2013, 08:50 PM
When you get so adept at social stealth that no one sees you for days. ;)

Spider_Sith9
02-24-2013, 09:10 PM
When you feel you are bound into a certain area until later.

kuled2012
02-24-2013, 09:14 PM
I'm obsessed with hoods because of this game.

Dejan507
02-24-2013, 09:35 PM
I think assassins creed series will affect my life greatly; since I first played these games, my love for history skyrocketed and AC showed me that history can be interesting and doesn't have to be boring like I thought before. So now I plan to enlist in a history college after I finish high school, a thing I wouldn't dream of before AC..
Who knows how different my life could have been

I-Like-Pie45
02-24-2013, 09:43 PM
When you plant landmines and then toss a few dollars on the landmine in hopes of baiting someone to step on it...

Spider_Sith9
02-24-2013, 09:48 PM
I'm obsessed with hoods because of this game.

Same. But this was since AC1.

Jexx21
02-24-2013, 09:50 PM
When you pretend that all your pens, pencils, and rulers are hidden blades.

Aphex_Tim
02-24-2013, 11:24 PM
When you start cursing in Italian.

When you actually start to get good at climbing stuff. (Bleeding effect anyone?)

When you ask random people on the streets where Charles Lee is.

When you start punching street musicians in the face for no reason.

xboxauditore
02-24-2013, 11:26 PM
When you start cursing in Italian.

When you actually start to get good at climbing stuff. (Bleeding effect anyone?)

When you ask random people on the streets where Charles Lee is.

When you start punching street musicians in the face for no reason.

Yeah uh, I've done that last one since before any Assassins Creed, darn street musicians.

LuluMizuki
02-24-2013, 11:35 PM
When every tall building you see gets referred to as a "viewpoint".

I do that actually, just can't help it. XD

silvermercy
02-24-2013, 11:37 PM
When you notice Connor's mole on his back! LOL

http://24.media.tumblr.com/88e0d35d2b14db5807e15493126c0d6b/tumblr_mioyhkzeWT1r4fggfo1_500.jpg

Gi1t
02-24-2013, 11:47 PM
When you become REALLY good at "Where's Waldo?" : http://gi1t.deviantart.com/gallery/#/art/Intense-Training-344451980?_sid=36eb2e0

ze_topazio
02-25-2013, 12:28 AM
When you become REALLY good at "Where's Waldo?" : http://gi1t.deviantart.com/gallery/#/art/Intense-Training-344451980?_sid=36eb2e0

http://wadaman.deviantart.com/art/Onde-esta-o-Assassino-330134729

I-Like-Pie45
02-25-2013, 01:46 AM
You have the inexplicable urge to stab someone after sharing a drink in the pub...

Your relationship with your father gets complicated...

You collect every bit of junk you come across, from pieces of paper to seagull feathers...

Spider_Sith9
02-25-2013, 01:57 AM
http://wadaman.deviantart.com/art/Onde-esta-o-Assassino-330134729

Lmao at the Assassin. :p

Wolf-kitten
02-25-2013, 09:47 AM
You have the inexplicable urge to stab someone after sharing a drink in the pub...

Your relationship with your father gets complicated...

You collect every bit of junk you come across, from pieces of paper to seagull feathers...
You sir...are my new hero.

Wolf-kitten
02-25-2013, 09:53 AM
When you think that if you tumble you'll probably survive that fall.

Krayus Korianis
02-25-2013, 01:06 PM
http://wadaman.deviantart.com/art/Onde-esta-o-Assassino-330134729
That didn't take that long actually. He's on the bench near the stage.

IceHot100
02-25-2013, 04:35 PM
When you say "Merda!" or "Cazzo" when you are pissed. :P

When you see a crowd and blend in! :D

Wolf-kitten
02-25-2013, 08:09 PM
When you think it'd be easier to leap off the balcony than walk down the stairs

poptartz20
02-25-2013, 08:11 PM
When you call your friends Connor (even if their name isn't Connor) in an English accent.

I just want to sound like Haytham!--at least what a female version of him would be like anyways. Haha.

joey-4321_web
02-26-2013, 06:53 AM
When you start talking to people Ina variety of accents

Assassin_M
02-26-2013, 08:03 AM
When you call your friends Connor (even if their name isn't Connor) in an English accent.

I just want to sound like Haytham!--at least what a female version of him would be like anyways. Haha.
YOU`RE A DAUGHTER ???

I thought you WERE MY SON !!!

IWGCJoeCool
02-26-2013, 01:07 PM
when yur watching something on TV, and state that "hey!, a climbable tree!" or "hey, that looks like an AC building", or simply..."Viewpoint!!!!"


JC

BoeserBengel83
02-26-2013, 03:05 PM
When you play Scorpion in MK9 and call his weapon sheng biao and not spear.

When you meet Obama and ask him about the Apple.

When you think Area51 is a secret place for strange and old artifacts from an unknown civilisation.

When you start searching for skulls on the walls with the hope the find an Assassin Tomb.

Aphex_Tim
02-26-2013, 03:07 PM
When you jump into haystacks wherever you see them.

RinoTheBouncer
02-26-2013, 03:42 PM
When you walk like Ezio
When you wholeheartedly believe in the existence of the First Civilization
When you you explain the reason for nothing happening on 12.21.12 by saying "Desmond died for our sins!"
When you push people aside like Altair and Ezio
When you sit on a bench with your legs spread and looking down with your arms resting on your knees
When you hit a bug, you do it in slow motion and pretend that you're in the white room and say 'Requiescat in Pace"
When you cry every time you watch AC:R ending
When you remember the U.S.A. by mentioning Connor and the Mohawk not the Statue of Liberty
When you stare into people until the Red, Blue or Yellow aura shows up
When you fill your room with AC merchandise and Ubiworkshop clothes and accessories
When you notice that your Drug Information subject professor looks identical to Juno and expect her to make you touch The Pedestal.


When you look at the historic facades of the buildings on your college campus and think "there's totally a path to climb up there." XD

Been doing that since Tomb Raider! like "Hey look! climb, shimmy, grab the ledge, let go, shimmy, drop, jump, grapple, wall run, grab, climb" :P

ktyoung
02-26-2013, 04:14 PM
When you flick your wrist up and down in a repetitive fashion, hearing the iconic hidden blade sound in your head......
When you get so obsessed with the series that you investigate history to the point where you find the real Assassins still have major influence in the world today......
WHOOPS SAID TOO MUCH

ktyoung
02-26-2013, 04:15 PM
.....and that's true, by the way.....

Wolf-kitten
02-27-2013, 08:30 PM
When you cry during sad moments in any AC game

pacmanate
02-27-2013, 08:34 PM
When you stab your friend in the neck because you had a little fight.

Wolf-kitten
02-27-2013, 08:38 PM
When you feel genuinely hurt when people bash Connor or any other main Assassin

mazohystic
02-28-2013, 04:55 AM
When you read books with Marco Polo and Napoleon in them and immediately wonder if Ezio was still alive and feel sad when you realize he wasn't.

Assassin_M
02-28-2013, 05:10 AM
When you put the the Infamy Soundtrack followed by Ezio`s speech from the Bonfire of the vanities on the college hallway speakers....so loud....so loud :|

Totally worth it..

People`s faces were priceless.... "Savo-who ?"

Assassin_Banana
02-28-2013, 05:53 AM
When you look to much at this forums :3

pirate1802
02-28-2013, 06:24 AM
When you look to much at this forums :3

..when you think you could assassinate with a banana? :3

I-Like-Pie45
02-28-2013, 06:33 AM
When you start writing fanfics...

Assassin_M
02-28-2013, 06:34 AM
When your location is the Animus 3.2

pirate1802
02-28-2013, 06:40 AM
haha I started a trend :3

..when you are among the top posters in these boards XD!

Assassin_Banana
02-28-2013, 06:43 AM
..when you think you could assassinate with a banana? :3

Bananas are deadly by nature, just ask anyone who has sliped on a banana peel :3

pirate1802
02-28-2013, 06:45 AM
Bananas are deadly by nature, just ask anyone who has sliped on a banana peel :3

I know... >.<

Assassin_Banana
02-28-2013, 06:46 AM
I know... >.<

:D then you know we are in the Order of Assassin Fruits :3. Vegetables are Templars :P

Assassin_M
02-28-2013, 06:48 AM
Bananas are deadly by nature, just ask anyone who has sliped on a banana peel :3
Or when you flip it sideways and shove it :|

poptartz20
02-28-2013, 11:21 AM
YOU`RE A DAUGHTER ???

I thought you WERE MY SON !!!

HELLO FATHER!? :D Yes, it's very easy to assume most are male on forums like this, but alas I am not one!

Assassin_M
02-28-2013, 11:24 AM
HELLO FATHER!? :D Yes, it's very easy to assume most are male on forums like this, but alas I am not one!
I live my entire life believing you`re my son...and for god`s sake I kept calling you son and...........what did I call you again ?

Akh forget it....Now you`ll be Boooosi.....

kuled2012
02-28-2013, 05:15 PM
When you see the number 72 plastered everywhere and you actually start getting freaked out.

kuled2012
02-28-2013, 07:42 PM
When every frikkin time you tyoe 'AC' you unintentionally press '3'