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VMF513_Sandman
07-20-2004, 06:38 AM
fb's '10 commandments'

1:thou shalt not commit friendly fire
2:thou shalt not steal thy wingman's kill
3:thou shalt not not dishonor thy squad
4:thou shalt not not cheat
5:thou shalt not vultch with guns. use thy bombs instead
6:thou shalt cover thy wingman's azz
7:thou shalt know thine aircraft and maximize its capabilities with honor
8:thou shalt read the server's briefing and respect server rules
9:thou shalt conserve ammo and make thine shots count
10:thou shalt not fly jets unless all thine enemies are also in jets

VMF513_Sandman
07-20-2004, 06:38 AM
fb's '10 commandments'

1:thou shalt not commit friendly fire
2:thou shalt not steal thy wingman's kill
3:thou shalt not not dishonor thy squad
4:thou shalt not not cheat
5:thou shalt not vultch with guns. use thy bombs instead
6:thou shalt cover thy wingman's azz
7:thou shalt know thine aircraft and maximize its capabilities with honor
8:thou shalt read the server's briefing and respect server rules
9:thou shalt conserve ammo and make thine shots count
10:thou shalt not fly jets unless all thine enemies are also in jets

Zayets
07-20-2004, 06:43 AM
#5 does not applies.At least not with me.Unleash all my guns from the sturmovik or 110 when I see something moves on the runway or parking.
#5 is then : thou shalt vultch with everything you've got.Make your way home after and collect the eggs.

Zayets out

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FI.Spitsfire
07-20-2004, 06:44 AM
Amen http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

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BlitzPig_DDT
07-20-2004, 06:47 AM
5 and 10 are bogus.

Might as well say that you can't use La's or Ki's either. http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif (for 10)

And vulching....that's a time honored skill. It's part of real war (and so many claim this to be a war sim, hence the anti-plane crowd), and more than that, it's a fun part of the game.

Might I suggest instead - Thou shalt create maps with sufficient AAA to make life hell for would-be vulchers.

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VMF513_Sandman
07-20-2004, 06:54 AM
hehe like i said, to be intended as humor http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/35.gif

VMF513_Viper
07-20-2004, 06:57 AM
Ok I have one.

1.Thou Shalt not post while drinking.

2. Thous shalt not be online while wifey is in bed

3. Thou shalt not post while erect (Standing up for you sick minded folks) (No pun intended)

4. Thou shalt not look at midget porn while flying FB

5, Thou shalt not have rolling pin in easy reach for wife.

6. Thou shalt not let cat type your posts for you.

My inclusions into the 10 commandments of FB

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Zayets
07-20-2004, 06:57 AM
And I took it as humour.Especially #5 http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Zayets out

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Zayets
07-20-2004, 06:58 AM
I think Viper will be banned.

Zayets out

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VMF513_Sandman
07-20-2004, 07:00 AM
ROTFL on the rolling pin http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/59.gif

VMF513_Viper
07-20-2004, 07:02 AM
No Zayets,

Its meant for humor get over it LOl Wake up and smell the flowers heh j/k

Viper

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Zayets
07-20-2004, 07:10 AM
Hehehehe,humour?What's humour?Never heard off.

Zayets out

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BlitzPig_DDT
07-20-2004, 07:21 AM
It's a brand of Ice Cream I think.

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Zayets
07-20-2004, 07:31 AM
And I don't like icecream.

Zayets out

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BlitzPig_DDT
07-20-2004, 07:55 AM
Oh, well there's the whole problem right there.



lol

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RedDeth
07-20-2004, 08:11 AM
they have midget porn???

what in the heck does that look like?

i am not interested in midget porn.......

NOPE.

i am NOT going to google that stuff

Not gonna happen

noooooo not me

never

i refuse


what exactly is it again?

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Farkitt_
07-20-2004, 08:54 AM
You've done a search already havn't you you sick bastard!

Flying Online as Ginger_Lacey
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tsisqua
07-20-2004, 09:03 AM
You should check out Bridget the midget. She has a site that I refuse to link to here. I saw her on Howard Stern . . . actually kind of entertaning, in a stupid sort of way. Like all the other stuff on Stern's show.

Tsisqua

Zayets
07-20-2004, 09:10 AM
Bridget the midget,I think I have seen that somewhere.No,no,no, I didn't searched google for that!!! http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Zayets out

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triggerhappyfin
07-20-2004, 09:11 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by VMF513_Sandman:
fb's '10 commandments'

1:thou shalt not commit friendly fire
2:thou shalt not steal thy wingman's kill
3:thou shalt not not dishonor thy squad
4:thou shalt not not cheat
5:thou shalt not vultch with guns. use thy bombs instead
6:thou shalt cover thy wingman's azz
7:thou shalt know thine aircraft and maximize its capabilities with honor
8:thou shalt read the server's briefing and respect server rules
9:thou shalt conserve ammo and make thine shots count
10:thou shalt not fly jets unless all thine enemies are also in jets<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>



Proper penalty for stealing others kills!


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Heads-on firing was not a safe practice after all ?
Jussi Huotari: It was not specially recommendedÔ.....
And later, as the Russians were armed with 20mm cannons, it was unwise to meet them heads-on

Zayets
07-20-2004, 09:15 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by triggerhappyfin:
_Proper penalty for stealing others kills!_
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Now that's allowed.AI does this all the time.

Zayets out

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LEXX_Luthor
07-20-2004, 11:06 AM
Thou shall have no other WW2 flight sim before FB.



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gates123
07-20-2004, 11:08 AM
11.Thou Shalt not ram enemy bombers online

http://www.fightingcolors.com/custompagestuff/b17visibility72.jpg
Did anyone see that or was it just me?

LEXX_Luthor
07-20-2004, 11:14 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>11.Thou Shalt not ram enemy bombers onwhine<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
That is not in the Manual, its a False addition. I~16s rammed bombers, and the pilots lived to Spawn again (but not within 1 minute lol).

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"You will still have FB , you will lose nothing" ~WUAF_Badsight
"I had actually pre ordered CFS3 and I couldnt wait..." ~Bearcat99
"Gladiator and Falco, elegant weapons of a more civilized age" ~ElAurens
:
"Damn.....Where you did read about Spitfire made from a wood?
Close this book forever and don't open anymore!" ~Oleg_Maddox http://ubbxforums.ubi.com/images/smiley/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif

tHeBaLrOgRoCkS
07-20-2004, 04:05 PM
THOU SHALT NOT TELL ME WHAT I SHALT AND SHALT NOT BLOODY WELL DO PAL !!

AND WHILE WE ARE ON THE SUBJECT ENOUGH WITH THE SHALT ALREADY!!

OH AND WHO THE HELL IS THIS 'THOU' BLOKE ?AND WHY CANT HE?

AND BEFORE I GET THOU TELLING ME I SHALT NOT TYPE IN CAPS, BITE ME !!

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JG7_Rall
07-20-2004, 07:25 PM
wait, you don't like ice cream?

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warweapon2
07-20-2004, 07:57 PM
WTF... Thou shall NOT not cheat... XD Okay, you asked for it!