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infamous_ezio
07-15-2012, 03:46 PM
You're watching forgetting sarah marshal and the first thing you say when kristen bell comes on the screen is "you templar scumbag!!!!!!"

then you're family just looks at like with a serious WTF expression...

Yep, my life.

HaSoOoN-MHD
07-15-2012, 03:49 PM
When you walk, run, act, talk and use the Assassin ideology as a way of life.
....Dont judge me....

infamous_ezio
07-15-2012, 03:53 PM
haha, i won't judge.

You seem to post on every single thread.. how the hell do you find the time to reach 4.9k posts in less then a month, i swear you were on 4.6k this morning...

HaSoOoN-MHD
07-15-2012, 03:53 PM
Refer too the above...xD
I think I love this series a tad bit too much .___.

infamous_ezio
07-15-2012, 03:55 PM
haha, fair enough

HaSoOoN-MHD
07-15-2012, 03:56 PM
I swear, every action I do must refer too one of the characters in the game, and I think if it matches the Assassin ideology .__.

itsamea-mario
07-15-2012, 04:07 PM
I swear, every action I do must refer too one of the characters in the game, and I think if it matches the Assassin ideology .__.

No, it really doesn't.

HaSoOoN-MHD
07-15-2012, 04:08 PM
No, it really doesn't.

What doesn't?

MasterSimaYi
07-15-2012, 04:10 PM
This thread can't make me do anything but facepalm...

Lass4r
07-15-2012, 04:10 PM
I really hope you don't actually use the assassin ideology as your guidance in life. When people start doing that is when we can start discussing whether video games has a negative impact on society.
"Nothing is true, everything is permitted"? Really? it works as a cool plot point and it's interesting to see different factions and people interpret it differently, but do NOT bring it into reality.

HaSoOoN-MHD
07-15-2012, 04:22 PM
It was a real life code, historically e.e

infamous_ezio
07-15-2012, 04:30 PM
I really hope you don't actually use the assassin ideology as your guidance in life. When people start doing that is when we can start discussing whether video games has a negative impact on society.
"Nothing is true, everything is permitted"? Really? it works as a cool plot point and it's interesting to see different factions and people interpret it differently, but do NOT bring it into reality.

Ofcourse i don't that hasoon MHD guy does, I'm just watching forgetting sarah marshal, no joke the first thing that popped in my head was.. "you templar scumbag", maybe because i just played TLA the other day.
i mean come on.. there's no way i'm anything like this guy
http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/video-game-memes-video-games-cant-even-get-with-a-courtesan.jpg

HaSoOoN-MHD
07-15-2012, 04:33 PM
Ezio is an Assasin and slept with god knows how many women :nonchalance:
And the question of do I follow it or not is secret >.>'

itsamea-mario
07-15-2012, 04:34 PM
Ezio is an Assasin and slept with god knows how many women :nonchalance:
And the question of do I follow it or not is secret >.>'

You're not ezio though, Ezio lives in fiction land, and ezio is an assassin, not some member of a game forum..

HaSoOoN-MHD
07-15-2012, 04:36 PM
You're not ezio though, Ezio lives in fiction land, and ezio is an assassin, not some member of a game forum..

https://encrypted-tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTsO2JFhQuUk2czIlTEpm0Y8etN8P9mv s5Pnv1KdKFIOCvkKkND86WEgp4
And Italy is not fictional :nonchalance:

infamous_ezio
07-15-2012, 04:37 PM
You're not ezio though, Ezio lives in fiction land, and ezio is an assassin, not some member of a game forum..

This.

infamous_ezio
07-15-2012, 04:37 PM
https://encrypted-tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTsO2JFhQuUk2czIlTEpm0Y8etN8P9mv s5Pnv1KdKFIOCvkKkND86WEgp4
And Italy is not fictional :nonchalance:

No but Ezio and the PoE are.

HaSoOoN-MHD
07-15-2012, 04:37 PM
But italy is real, and pretty sure that is close enough.
Plus, it just sounds cool .___.

infamous_ezio
07-15-2012, 04:41 PM
But italy is real, and pretty sure that is close enough.
Plus, it just sounds cool .___.

Not sure if srs...

itsamea-mario
07-15-2012, 04:43 PM
Not sure if srs...

Just leave it, there's no victory to be had here.

HaSoOoN-MHD
07-15-2012, 04:43 PM
Well then, I come out victorious :p

Turul.
07-15-2012, 05:50 PM
You know youre obsessed when you post as much as I do!

Aphex_Tim
07-15-2012, 05:50 PM
Looks like every single thread as of late turns into a Attack-Hassooon-Thread... :nonchalance:

Turul.
07-15-2012, 05:56 PM
Im not attacking him im just atating my opinion! thats whay forums are for opinions!

HaSoOoN-MHD
07-15-2012, 06:06 PM
Looks like every single thread as of late turns into a Attack-Hassooon-Thread... :nonchalance:

Meh, you get used too it. Pretty entertaining.

Turul.
07-15-2012, 06:07 PM
ya it kinda is, hahaha

HaSoOoN-MHD
07-15-2012, 06:07 PM
I ignited a Revolution on this forum ;D

Turul.
07-15-2012, 06:09 PM
ya me too

RatonhnhakeFan
07-15-2012, 06:13 PM
When you dream about AC-related stuff is probably a good symptom :p

Aphex_Tim
07-15-2012, 06:15 PM
I live near a city with some history. When i walk through it i sometimes look for what would be easy ways to get onto the rooftops. :p

Acrimonious_Nin
07-15-2012, 06:17 PM
we must attack HASOON....are you guys not ready for the domination game coming up for AC3 multiplayer ?!?!? so be it!!!!!!!!! ITS ON BUDDY

HaSoOoN-MHD
07-15-2012, 06:18 PM
Trying too attack me is like throwing balls at a wall.
It will come back and hit your face.

xX_V3N3M0U5_Xx
07-15-2012, 06:20 PM
You know you're obsessed with AC:

When you put pencils in your sleeves and pretend they are Hidden Blades.
When you make sure your hoodie covers your eyes when you pull it up.
When you start typing with your left ring finger folded.

Aphex_Tim
07-15-2012, 06:21 PM
You know you're obsessed with AC:

When you put pencils in your sleeves and pretend they are Hidden Blades.
When you make sure your hoodie covers your eyes when you pull it up.
When you start typing with your left ring finger folded.

When you cut off your left ring finger..

Acrimonious_Nin
07-15-2012, 06:30 PM
When you post over 3.000 on the forum boards....>_>

HaSoOoN-MHD
07-15-2012, 06:31 PM
When you are me
/thread

freddie_1897
07-15-2012, 06:40 PM
when you kill every policeman you see

HaSoOoN-MHD
07-15-2012, 06:40 PM
When you jump into haystacks.

Acrimonious_Nin
07-15-2012, 07:40 PM
When you stop posting and get a real hobby. :D jk this is a hobby XD

iI ElitePred Ii
07-15-2012, 10:07 PM
When you nod at birds in the sky

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhcrtuMToR1qehk98o1_500.png

Aphex_Tim
07-15-2012, 10:10 PM
When you accidentally climb on a horse while you didn't want to do that at all.

LintonMildone
07-15-2012, 10:31 PM
When you end up designing this:http://www.deviantart.com/download/281902109/assassin__s_creed__21st_century_assassin_outfit_by _monochromeblade-d4nu525.png:p

NarQc
07-16-2012, 12:56 AM
When you Dino-Walk your way around town.

JumpInTheFire13
07-16-2012, 01:13 AM
I really hope you don't actually use the assassin ideology as your guidance in life. When people start doing that is when we can start discussing whether video games has a negative impact on society.
"Nothing is true, everything is permitted"? Really? it works as a cool plot point and it's interesting to see different factions and people interpret it differently, but do NOT bring it into reality.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cOSW4Bgrfm8
I don't necessarily live by it, but I find it empowering and motivating.

infamous_ezio
07-16-2012, 02:32 PM
When you end up designing this:http://www.deviantart.com/download/281902109/assassin__s_creed__21st_century_assassin_outfit_by _monochromeblade-d4nu525.png:p

seems legit.

andreja110s
07-20-2012, 01:48 PM
When you are searching for a white hoodie that would cover your eyes, when you are thinking about how to climb structures, when you think about AC before you fall asleep

lothario-da-be
07-20-2012, 02:19 PM
When you are searching for a white hoodie that would cover your eyes, when you are thinking about how to climb structures, when you think about AC before you fall asleep
hahaha i thought i was the only one that thinks about ac before i fall asleep.And ofcourse like almost everyone looking for ways to get on the rooftops.And like someone already said before pencils ARE hidden blades :)

GLHS
07-20-2012, 02:25 PM
When you bring an old thread back that has had different versions of it before.......

But this is still entertaining.

RedSpider
07-20-2012, 02:52 PM
When you purchased an ordinary white hoodie and call it your "Assassin Hoodie" :D
When you see tall old/historical buildings and get a very strong urge to climb them and just perch...
When you cried at the end of Revelations and Embers because the deaths of the characters felt like a genuine loss-the end of an era... :(

andreja110s
07-25-2012, 03:19 PM
When you purchased an ordinary white hoodie and call it your "Assassin Hoodie" :D
When you see tall old/historical buildings and get a very strong urge to climb them and just perch...
When you cried at the end of Revelations and Embers because the deaths of the characters felt like a genuine loss-the end of an era... :(

I agree with you :) Yeah the end of Embers is so sad :( I almost cried

andreja110s
07-25-2012, 03:23 PM
hahaha i thought i was the only one that thinks about ac before i fall asleep.And ofcourse like almost everyone looking for ways to get on the rooftops.And like someone already said before pencils ARE hidden blades :)

Donīt worry, you are not the only one obsessed in this crazy assassinīs creed world :)

Norcent31
07-25-2012, 03:38 PM
When you want to be an Assassin in every other game...
https://encrypted-tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSyKImQwuFLbj-XykgLAa4ilRrHhRtvA_Gk3ypYGVPbg3g0bEVqzw https://encrypted-tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSdUN86CqV9nUil1u0Z0hKTLQPO4bbvg pJLDYcH0ctuyZbODnZk https://encrypted-tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS4gVT8fh9d-SzRwvauT9GDpjNIimJkLfY2Bi8mijy6OgBiaLfkMQ https://encrypted-tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ3wwyyVpDYIs9Fcuo_NGfXe-cmXKkoZcwV8uSgUile12zdNd0FUA

andreja110s
07-25-2012, 03:56 PM
When you want to be an Assassin in every other game...
https://encrypted-tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSyKImQwuFLbj-XykgLAa4ilRrHhRtvA_Gk3ypYGVPbg3g0bEVqzw https://encrypted-tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSdUN86CqV9nUil1u0Z0hKTLQPO4bbvg pJLDYcH0ctuyZbODnZk https://encrypted-tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS4gVT8fh9d-SzRwvauT9GDpjNIimJkLfY2Bi8mijy6OgBiaLfkMQ https://encrypted-tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ3wwyyVpDYIs9Fcuo_NGfXe-cmXKkoZcwV8uSgUile12zdNd0FUA

WHAT THE... are those pictures yours? Would it be possible for the sims 3? :D

Norcent31
07-25-2012, 04:01 PM
None of them are mine, but the skyrim / GTA:SA mods are pretty cool.

DarkDreamer95
07-25-2012, 04:56 PM
hahaha i thought i was the only one that thinks about ac before i fall asleep.And ofcourse like almost everyone looking for ways to get on the rooftops.And like someone already said before pencils ARE hidden blades :)

Yep, I think of AC before I sleep a lot :P It's a general thing with me for all my obsessions.

Searching for AC merchandise everywhere. Even an AC theme for Chrome (which I found :D)

OriginalMiles
07-25-2012, 05:04 PM
You know your obsessed when you imagine your friends are blue, your enemies are red, and people you want dead are gold.

andreja110s
07-25-2012, 07:07 PM
Okay now you have to admit it- if our moms saw what we have written here, they would take our AC games away from us

lothario-da-be
07-25-2012, 10:16 PM
hahaha so true, i think our parents have no idea how obsessed we are actualy, I mean if my mom sees my ac collection she realy everytime looks at it like wtf how unnecesary is that? But yeah spending 540 euros on ac stuff IS too much.

Kit572
07-26-2012, 12:21 AM
You know you're obsessed with assassin's creed when you make your phone theme, desktop wallpaper, forum icon, computer user icon, forum signature, and youtube background (aswell as icon) assassin's creed themed.

Also when you do what that guy did on youtube and do a leap of faith onto a trampoline. Oh, and also when you use everyday household objects as hidden blades (Rulers, Pencils, BluStiks, Whiteouts, Textas, scissors (Maybe), matches, usbs, piece fasteners, paper etc.) Also you know your obsesssed with hidden blades when you think like I do (looks at above sentance).

what else is there... OH! When you see a building as "Climbable". Maybe another thing is if you want to travel to italy dressed as Ezio.

Kit572
07-26-2012, 12:26 AM
WHAT THE... are those pictures yours? Would it be possible for the sims 3? :D

No, but there were assassins creed mods made for The sims 2. Not on the modthesims website though.

And yeah, i want to be an assassin in everyday games aswell haha (skyrim modding ftw)



Oh, and if any of you play skyrim then you should check this mod out:

http://i1230.photobucket.com/albums/ee500/ZayneCleric/AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAH.jpg




EDIT: I just found the assassins creed mod for the sims 2.

http://www.digitalperversion.net/gardenofshadows/index.php?topic=16979.0

(Dont ask me why its called digitalperversion, i dont know)

http://i671.photobucket.com/albums/vv77/Daislia/Sims2_AssassinsCreed/AC11.jpg

Locopells
07-26-2012, 11:38 AM
...you're bumping every topic you can find to try and beat the sports spammers...

infamous_ezio
07-26-2012, 03:36 PM
You know you try blend in with a crowd and push them out the way... Yeah people don't react to that well...


only kidding i haven't really done that.

Acrimonious_Nin
07-26-2012, 03:49 PM
When you stun people behind you in class trying to cheat off your paper >_> ....

freddie_1897
07-26-2012, 04:01 PM
When you stun people behind you in class trying to cheat off your paper >_> ....
oh my god, i can imagine in an exam hall its completely silent and then you just turn around and SMACK

Locopells
07-26-2012, 04:21 PM
The trick is doing it quietly, so you don't get seen and end up in therapy for a month...

DarkDreamer95
07-26-2012, 04:29 PM
When you stun people behind you in class trying to cheat off your paper >_> ....

Which stun? The *****slap, knee or the headbutt? I'd go for all three xD

andreja110s
07-26-2012, 05:31 PM
Which stun? The *****slap, knee or the headbutt? I'd go for all three xD

Iīd go for a silent, but strong headbutt :P

infamous_ezio
07-26-2012, 05:41 PM
It's ok, if he puts his head down he will become anonymous.

infamous_ezio
07-26-2012, 05:45 PM
Hey guys just a reminder... 3 months and 4 days! it's been 4 months and 22 days since AC3 was reveled... ALMOST THEIR!!!

who-can-i-be
07-26-2012, 05:51 PM
You know you're obsessed with assassin's creed when you make your phone theme, desktop wallpaper, forum icon, computer user icon, forum signature, and youtube background (aswell as icon) assassin's creed themed.

Also when you do what that guy did on youtube and do a leap of faith onto a trampoline. Oh, and also when you use everyday household objects as hidden blades (Rulers, Pencils, BluStiks, Whiteouts, Textas, scissors (Maybe), matches, usbs, piece fasteners, paper etc.) Also you know your obsesssed with hidden blades when you think like I do (looks at above sentance).

what else is there... OH! When you see a building as "Climbable". Maybe another thing is if you want to travel to italy dressed as Ezio.

My phone's background is Connor. Any building I see turns into a climbing frame (which I am unable to traverse). And I'm going to Italy for the last week of Summer. My research? Playing AC2 and ACB.

andreja110s
07-26-2012, 05:54 PM
Hey guys just a reminder... 3 months and 4 days! it's been 4 months and 22 days since AC3 was reveled... ALMOST THEIR!!!

I JUST CANīT WAIT!!! My fingers are already ready to type Assassinīs creed 3.torrent :P

No, just kidding. Itīs a pitty that AC doesnīt work on laptops :S

DarkDreamer95
07-26-2012, 06:08 PM
Iīd go for a silent, but strong headbutt :P

Haha. *****slap is my personal favourite though :P

Can't wait for AC3 and I don't even know whether I'll be getting it this year or the next. -_-

andreja110s
07-26-2012, 06:12 PM
Can't wait for AC3 and I don't even know whether I'll be getting it this year or the next. -_-

I am going to wait for the price to be lower. And I still have to finish ACB and buy ACR.

Acrimonious_Nin
07-26-2012, 09:36 PM
Which stun? The *****slap, knee or the headbutt? I'd go for all three xD

I like sitting one chair behind someone that dresses and has long hair like me, so when they sit behind my "clone" I can have the element of surprise and Knee them in the guts :D

andreja110s
07-26-2012, 09:43 PM
I like sitting one chair behind someone that dresses and has long hair like me, so when they sit behind my "clone" I can have the element of surprise and Knee them in the guts :D

The element of surprise is always the best :)

NeroInfernoF7
07-26-2012, 09:45 PM
I JUST CANīT WAIT!!! My fingers are already ready to type Assassinīs creed 3.torrent :P

No, just kidding. Itīs a pitty that AC doesnīt work on laptops :S

All of the AC's work on my gaming laptop. I think AC3 will too.

rob.davies2014
07-26-2012, 09:55 PM
You know you're obsessed with Assassin's Creed when upon being given the choice of destination for your last holiday with your parents before leaving for uni, you choose Florence, San Gimignano and Monteriggioni and walk the paths walked by Ezio Auditore da Firenze. There now. Cannot get over how accurate AC2 is. Ubi is awesome!

andreja110s
07-26-2012, 10:22 PM
All of the AC's work on my gaming laptop. I think AC3 will too.

Yes it works but not how it should :S

andreja110s
07-26-2012, 10:26 PM
You know you're obsessed with Assassin's Creed when upon being given the choice of destination for your last holiday with your parents before leaving for uni, you choose Florence, San Gimignano and Monteriggioni and walk the paths walked by Ezio Auditore da Firenze.

Before I started playing AC2 and ACB I was like: ˝Meh, Firenze, Venezia, Roma,.. They are not so interesting˝. And now I am like: ˝I want to go there, I want to go there, I WANT TO GO THERE!!˝ :P

infamous_ezio
07-27-2012, 01:29 AM
You know you're obsessed with Assassin's Creed when upon being given the choice of destination for your last holiday with your parents before leaving for uni, you choose Florence, San Gimignano and Monteriggioni and walk the paths walked by Ezio Auditore da Firenze. There now. Cannot get over how accurate AC2 is. Ubi is awesome!

haha how baeutiful is it! i couldn't believe how similar it was, I was like... alright Ezio where are ya hiding?!? ahaha.

Hmm so some sites have said AC3 comes out on the 31st but some have said the 30th :\, what's the official date ahaha. and it's going to be on halloween... hmm... go party or play AC3....



who am i kidding, AC3 FTW!

JumpInTheFire13
07-27-2012, 06:31 AM
When you're walking through an art gallery and any picture of a horse reminds you of RDR, any picture of a jungle or mountain reminds you of Uncharted, and anything with older looking architecture in it makes you think of AC.

GLHS
07-27-2012, 12:10 PM
You know you're obsessed with assassin's creed when you make your phone theme, desktop wallpaper, forum icon, computer user icon, forum signature, and youtube background (aswell as icon) assassin's creed themed. Maybe another thing is if you want to travel to italy dressed as Ezio.

Do it ALL the time lol. Everything you see from my phone, to my PS3 is AC. And going to Italy dressed as an assassin goes right along with Russell's comment.


You know you're obsessed with Assassin's Creed when upon being given the choice of destination for your last holiday with your parents before leaving for uni, you choose Florence, San Gimignano and Monteriggioni and walk the paths walked by Ezio Auditore da Firenze. There now. Cannot get over how accurate AC2 is. Ubi is awesome!

Omg, you did that? That would be like vacation of a lifetime. It's one thing to go to Italy, but it's a whole nother thing to go to Italy as an AC fan. That would be so amazing to do.


Before I started playing AC2 and ACB I was like: ˝Meh, Firenze, Venezia, Roma,.. They are not so interesting˝. And now I am like: ˝I want to go there, I want to go there, I WANT TO GO THERE!!˝ :P

I'm the same way. I was never really into history or other countries. Now, anything having to do with said cites in AC, I'm like "omg that would be so cool!"

Oh, and to add to the thread topic: You know you're obsessed when you did everything in the vids by the guy in this thread ------> http://forums.ubi.com/showthread.php/696272-Animus-Styled-Desktop

BeCk41
07-27-2012, 12:52 PM
You're watching forgetting sarah marshal and the first thing you say when kristen bell comes on the screen is "you templar scumbag!!!!!!"

then you're family just looks at like with a serious WTF expression...

Yep, my life.

haha, I can never look at Kristen Bell the same I'm afraid. And now that I think about it I can't look at this guy the same either> http://i1124.photobucket.com/albums/l561/BeckaWrecka/Randez.gif

andreja110s
07-27-2012, 01:39 PM
Oh, and to add to the thread topic: You know you're obsessed when you did everything in the vids by the guy in this thread ------> http://forums.ubi.com/showthread.php/696272-Animus-Styled-Desktop

Is it easy to use it or do you have to take some time and explore the whole thing to get familiar with it?

GLHS
07-28-2012, 12:42 PM
Is it easy to use it or do you have to take some time and explore the whole thing to get familiar with it?

Depends on how familiar you are with computers and such. It took me a bit to figure out how to get Dreamscene working, as I have Windows 7. But after a little research, I got it. I've never used either program before, but basically you download from the links, activate, and customize. His instructions in the description and some of his replies are good enough to get you going on it. And to save anybody trouble, once you download Dreamscene activator, run as administrator or it won't work.

andreja110s
07-29-2012, 06:51 PM
Here is another one: you know you are obsessed with AC when instead of buying a shirt you love you buy a white hoodie

Ezio_ilMentore
07-29-2012, 07:05 PM
You know you're obsessed with Assassin's Creed when;

-You're playing Minecraft and you're parkouring over blocks, building entire Rome, and making a sh*t load of Minecraft skins based on Assassin's Creed characters.
-In highschool you blend in student crowds and don't mind if they are like "who the hell is this guy??".
-When you're like me, http://ezioilmentore.deviantart.com/..... or her: http://sunsetagain.deviantart.com/

connor_bg
07-29-2012, 07:49 PM
You know you're obsessed with Assassin's Creed when upon being given the choice of destination for your last holiday with your parents before leaving for uni, you choose Florence, San Gimignano and Monteriggioni and walk the paths walked by Ezio Auditore da Firenze. There now. Cannot get over how accurate AC2 is. Ubi is awesome!

Sounds like you walked the path of virginity.

rob.davies2014
07-29-2012, 11:18 PM
Sounds like you walked the path of virginity.

Yes I did, and it was good.

infamous_ezio
07-31-2012, 03:29 PM
Just so everyone is aware....


3 MORE MONTHS!!!!!

GLHS
07-31-2012, 09:12 PM
Just so everyone is aware....


3 MORE MONTHS!!!!!

^ You know you're obsessed when you count down the days till the next AC game and the wait is agonizing.

infamous_ezio
08-01-2012, 04:46 AM
^ You know you're obsessed when you count down the days till the next AC game and the wait is agonizing.

It's a brutal wait, seriously it's killing me haha. I actually had a dream about AC3 lastnight, it was pretty stupid but i'll share anyways.

So pretty much I had a dream that i was at the end of AC3, We were playing as Desmond and chasing down vidic to finally assassinate him coz he took the apple off us. Now the strangest thing was that everytime I tried to catch him, he'd always get away and whenever he entered Abstergo you couldn't follow him in and a big sign came up that just said GAME OVER!.

I woke up and was so relieved it was a dream. IT WAS A NIGHT MARE! hahahah.

HaSoOoN-MHD
08-01-2012, 04:47 AM
I once dreamed we had a Joker skin in AC....
Why is it not true? ;__:

TheFrontLine
08-01-2012, 04:51 AM
I was watching The Dark Knight, and Joker's pencil trick reminded me of this.
http://youtu.be/BSa0Xg-YadY?t=30s

HaSoOoN-MHD
08-01-2012, 04:53 AM
HE EVEN ACTS LIKE A ASSASSIN! D:<
A very insane and more badass than any of the Assassin's we have, but still.

MasterAssasin84
08-01-2012, 06:23 PM
You Know when you are obssessd with Assassins Creed when you start observing life and the outside world on a daily basis and taking a step and looking at all these big corporations and thinking to yourself " wow abstergo really does spring to mind " Large Pharmacutical companies like Glaxosmithkline who funny enough like abstergo develop anti depresents and other life changing drugs.

Makes you wonder if someone is actualy trying to get a message across !!

Acrimonious_Nin
08-01-2012, 06:59 PM
You Know when you are obssessd with Assassins Creed when you start observing life and the outside world on a daily basis and taking a step and looking at all these big corporations and thinking to yourself " wow abstergo really does spring to mind " Large Pharmacutical companies like Glaxosmithkline who funny enough like abstergo develop anti depresents and other life changing drugs.

Makes you wonder if someone is actualy trying to get a message across !!

so true >_>

xX_V3N3M0U5_Xx
08-01-2012, 09:02 PM
HE EVEN ACTS LIKE A ASSASSIN! D:<
A very insane and more badass than any of the Assassin's we have, but still.

bane > joker

HaSoOoN-MHD
08-01-2012, 11:38 PM
PFFFT.....
Bane is no where near as good as Joker. Joker is more intelligent, more badass, more awesome, has no rules, has no plan + his laugh. He breaks people emotionally and psychologically, what he did had effects for 8 years.
Back on topic: Why is it that everybody loves conspiracies now days?

TheHumanTowel
08-01-2012, 11:52 PM
PFFFT.....
Bane is no where near as good as Joker. Joker is more intelligent, more badass, more awesome, has no rules, has no plan + his laugh. He breaks people emotionally and psychologically, what he did had effects for 8 years.
Back on topic: Why is it that everybody loves conspiracies now days?
Off topic: Joker very much had a plan.
On topic: Whenever I've got to jump down off something kinda high (which obviously happens loads in my life) I try to land the way Ezio and Altair do when they bend down and break their fall with their hands. I even tried the roll once but it didn't work out so well.

HaSoOoN-MHD
08-01-2012, 11:55 PM
No.
It was all simply...natural too him. He did those things with no real plan, he just did things and just waited for the result.
On topic: I think I am a strange mix of fictional characters: I walk like Joker, I run like Connor, my body motions are like Joker, when I attempt sliding, I do it like Connor.....

connor_bg
08-01-2012, 11:57 PM
I walk like Joker, I run like Connor, my body motions are like Joker, when I attempt sliding, I do it like Connor.....
But none of them is a virgin.

Cmon :D:D did you seriously just typed that...
Movies and games are bad for you.

TheHumanTowel
08-02-2012, 12:00 AM
No.
It was all simply...natural too him. He did those things with no real plan, he just did things and just waited for the result.
On topic: I think I am a strange mix of fictional characters: I walk like Joker, I run like Connor, my body motions are like Joker, when I attempt sliding, I do it like Connor.....
Joker had a goal he was working towards. "It's about sending a message" He knew what he was doing.

HaSoOoN-MHD
08-02-2012, 12:04 AM
I exceeded my post amount for today, but one more thing: a goal does not mean a plan.
He had a goal, but the things he did too get to that goal were not a ''plan'' just things he did.
Not really, walking like fictional characters because they have the coolest walks is not bad :nonchalance:

MasterSimaYi
08-02-2012, 12:06 AM
I think I am a strange mix of fictional characters: I walk like Joker, I run like Connor, my body motions are like Joker, when I attempt sliding, I do it like Connor.....

Ego boost GO!

GLHS
08-02-2012, 01:15 PM
Is this seriously happening again to another thread? Stay on topic or it's gonna get locked like so many others that have been ruined. This is a good one, and I'd hate to see it go down that road.

infamous_ezio
08-02-2012, 01:25 PM
Yeah, stay on topic brah's.

Anyways, you know you're really obsessed with AC when you literally count down each day... 2 months and 29 days pals!

Anyways, i pre ordered my hidden blade today. super bad ***.

GLHS
08-06-2012, 03:14 PM
....When somebody makes a post online complaining that there's a lack of AC....and you have to read it twice b/c the first time, you actually read it as having a lack of Assassin's Creed lol. True story, happened to me earlier today.

raytrek79
08-06-2012, 04:17 PM
You know you are obsessed with AC when you say "Requiescat in pace" to your number 2's when you flush.

GLHS
08-06-2012, 05:47 PM
You know you are obsessed with AC when you say "Requiescat in pace" to your number 2's when you flush.

No, I think you are mistaking that with immaturity, not obsession.

raytrek79
08-06-2012, 06:51 PM
No, I think you are mistaking that with immaturity, not obsession.

I think you are mistaking maturity and pretentiousness. You know you are obsessed with AC when you take a consciencious stand against toilet humour dirrected toward AC.

Acrimonious_Nin
08-06-2012, 07:29 PM
oh kids you are all cute ;)

Kit572
08-07-2012, 05:25 AM
i pre ordered my hidden blade today. super bad ***.

Can't wait until I get mine!

You know you are obsessed with AC when you want a hidden blade as desperately as me.

andreja110s
08-11-2012, 06:34 PM
You know you are obsessed with AC when: -(if you are a girl) playing Assassinīs creed became better than shopping -when you get out of the pool and the wind is blowing( so itīs ******* cold) and you keep telling yourself:˝Donīt be a pu***!!! Be an assassin!!˝

jzsnyder
08-11-2012, 06:54 PM
When the number "72" starts to show up more and more in your life as a result of confirmation bias.

Slayer_WTF
08-11-2012, 07:02 PM
When I open the door by bending the ring finger.

rob.davies2014
08-11-2012, 07:11 PM
When the number "72" starts to show up more and more in your life as a result of confirmation bias.
Happens to me! And I nod sagely and mutter "of course" to myself underneath my breath :rolleyes:

Soulid_Snake
08-11-2012, 10:09 PM
When you attempt to jump from one building and realize theres no other building to jump to. :nonchalance:

fanofthecreed
08-12-2012, 06:52 AM
About a year ago in history class we were taking notes and a slide came up with a picture of the Pantheon and I yelled out I climbed that!

I've never seen a teacher send a student to the consuler that quickly.

MetalCreed
08-12-2012, 06:59 AM
Haven't pre-ordered the game yet. Dammit.

OT: You know you're obsessed with AC when you post in an Assassin's Creed section of the Ubisoft forum

mattduck69
08-12-2012, 07:26 AM
@fanofthecreed, i do that allll the time. in religion and ethics class we saw a picture of leonardo n i yelled out "yeah, well he made ME a hidden gun" thinkin i was all that. Then everyone looked at me with the weirdess and confused expressions n i was just sitting there like....did..did i just say that out loud.. *face palm*

GLHS
08-12-2012, 12:36 PM
You know you're obsessed when you buy an AC3 poster in preparation for the release.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B008QDVYAS/ref=oh_details_o01_s00_i00

Assassin_M
08-12-2012, 12:45 PM
When you do a Hook and run during a Friendly fencing match..

Medo3G
08-12-2012, 02:44 PM
when you find a bale of hay at the bottom of the flood light of a stadium and seriously consider climbing it and doing a leap of faith, but end up throwing your backpack into the hay just for "Science". True Story. :D

AnthonyA85
08-12-2012, 05:23 PM
You know you're obsessed when you go to a church for a christening (I went to my niece's today), and you look up at the church's tower as you exit the building, and you wonder (and even mention it to a relative) if you'd be able to climb the tower then (as i said to my granddad) "Do a swan dive off of it." :p It was really nice church, lovely service.

jzsnyder
08-12-2012, 05:25 PM
You know you're obsessed when you go to a church for a christening (I went to my niece's today), and you look up at the church's tower as you exit the building, and you wonder (and even mention it to a relative) if you'd be able to climb the tower then (as i said to my granddad) "Do a swan dive off of it." :p It was really nice church, lovely service.

Do you live in Acre?

infamous_ezio
08-12-2012, 05:34 PM
I got a good one from a couple of days ago.

You know you're obsessed with AC when you go into EB games to pay off your freedom edition & hidden blade, then the guy at the counter says "for an extra 10$ you can also pre order the tomo hawk aswell"... and without thinking you cough up the money straight out and while smiling like a complete idiot! ahahaha.


But seriously.. I GOT THE BLADE AND TOMOHAWK!!!!

AnthonyA85
08-12-2012, 06:01 PM
Do you live in Acre?

lol, no, it wasn't really a big church, just your usual small village ensemble. The rafters inside were probably about 30-40 ft off the ground, the top of the tower was probably 50-60 ft i'm not sure, but it wasn't as big as the acre churches :p But the tower definitely looked climbable

Assassin_M
08-12-2012, 06:03 PM
i got a good one from a couple of days ago.

You know you're obsessed with ac when you go into eb games to pay off your freedom edition & hidden blade, then the guy at the counter says "for an extra 10$ you can also pre order the tomo hawk aswell"... And without thinking you cough up the money straight out and while smiling like a complete idiot! Ahahaha.


But seriously.. I got the blade and tomohawk!!!!
shut up and take my money !!!

fanofthecreed
08-12-2012, 06:30 PM
When you do a Hook and run during a Friendly fencing match..

What do you fence? (my friend fences Épée so I was curious)

Assassin_M
08-12-2012, 06:41 PM
What do you fence? (my friend fences Épée so I was curious)
Im Epee too yeah:D
Did he ever play in World Championships or cups ? I may have met him ;)

Slayer_WTF
08-12-2012, 06:50 PM
When building theories while sitting on the toilet.

http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/141/644/7nTnr.png

infamous_ezio
08-17-2012, 04:19 PM
just so we're all aware...

2 months and 14 days!!!!

andreja110s
08-18-2012, 11:12 PM
just so we're all aware...

2 months and 14 days!!!!

Yeah for the console version release. Th PC players will have to wait :S

Kit572
08-19-2012, 09:06 AM
You know your obsessed with AC when the NECA hidden blade is comming out in 4 days and you have been waiting since AC1 like me to get a hidden blade and can't wait any longer.

Its killing me.

GLHS
08-19-2012, 01:04 PM
You know your obsessed with AC when the NECA hidden blade is comming out in 4 days and you have been waiting since AC1 like me to get a hidden blade and can't wait any longer.

Its killing me.

I'm pretty sure it's releasing along with AC3....or is that just when getting it from somewhere besides NECA itself?

andreja110s
09-08-2012, 09:05 PM
It seems like infamous_ezio forgot to write the remaining days till AC3 comes out soooo:

˝JUST˝ 51/52 F***ING DAYS PEOPLE, 51/52 F***ING DAYS!!!!

And yeah, for us PC players,74 days... :(
Why Ubisoft, WHY?!?

You know you are obsessed with Assassinīs creed when you canīt stop thinking about AC3 and how great it is going to be.... CANT WAIT :D

pacmanate
09-08-2012, 11:15 PM
It seems like infamous_ezio forgot to write the remaining days till AC3 comes out soooo:

˝JUST˝ 51/52 F***ING DAYS PEOPLE, 51/52 F***ING DAYS!!!!

And yeah, for us PC players,74 days... :(
Why Ubisoft, WHY?!?

You know you are obsessed with Assassinīs creed when you canīt stop thinking about AC3 and how great it is going to be.... CANT WAIT :D

You know you are obsessed with Assassin's Creed when you buy a tomohawk and a hidden blade so you can tomohawk and hidden blade people. Even though the hidden blade is plastic I can still stab people in the eye :D Also my tomohawk is actual steal, just need to sharpen it up a bit HEHE

Locopells
09-09-2012, 12:29 AM
'evil giggle'

connor_bg
09-09-2012, 12:33 AM
You know you are obsessed in Assassin's Creed when you are Michael Fassbender and try to make a movie about it.

BATISTABUS
09-09-2012, 12:44 AM
When you go to Firenze and the first thing you do is throw up your hood and swag around.

connor_bg
09-09-2012, 12:51 AM
It's funny how everyone mash up both italian and english language, like the game does. Florence, my us-citizen-boy, Florence. If your choose your sentence to be 100% italian use Firenze.

BATISTABUS
09-09-2012, 01:12 AM
It's funny how everyone mash up both italian and english language, like the game does. Florence, my us-citizen-boy, Florence. If your choose your sentence to be 100% italian use Firenze.
If only I knew Italian that well. I'm a guy who likes to respect source material. If Italians call it Firenze, why should we have to Anglicize it? :p

connor_bg
09-09-2012, 01:23 AM
You are right, but when i saw that word- "sw*g". It drove me crazy :D

Locopells
09-09-2012, 01:56 AM
If only I knew Italian that well. I'm a guy who likes to respect source material. If Italians call it Firenze, why should we have to Anglicize it? :p

Don't worry, you're not alone - I have a tendency to do that as well!

BATISTABUS
09-09-2012, 02:05 AM
You are right, but when i saw that word- "sw*g". It drove me crazy :D
Its a pretty awful word unless you use it ironically. I couldn't think of a better one to describe how Ezio walks xD

connor_bg
09-09-2012, 02:16 AM
Its a pretty awful word unless you use it ironically. I couldn't think of a better one to describe how Ezio walks xD
Most of the time i see him he is running, if i think of the way he walks i find out you are right about this, i will pretend he is doing this unintentional :D

Locopells
09-09-2012, 02:20 AM
Am I missing something, or shouldn't the word be swagger? Swag's what burglars make off with...

TheDanteEX
09-09-2012, 02:22 AM
I've always felt like Ezio and Altair move similar because Desmond was the one controlling them, but that doesn't make sense because Desmond sprinted differently than his ancestors before training as Ezio. Also, Connor apparently has a differently feel.

De Filosoof
09-09-2012, 02:52 AM
When you sample vocals from the game to use in your own music :p.

pacmanate
09-09-2012, 09:03 AM
When you kill a busker in the city center because he won't stop playing his fiddle.

POP1Fan
09-09-2012, 11:25 AM
When you climb trees and throw ropes at people.

De Filosoof
09-09-2012, 11:45 AM
When you climb trees and throw ropes at people.

Lol :p I'd like to see that.

connor_bg
09-09-2012, 11:57 AM
Anyways, completely off topic, but did ropedart really existed? I mean in the way it is shown in the game, because it seems a bit unrealistic. I saw something similar at Van Helsing.

Locopells
09-09-2012, 12:05 PM
It was a real Chinese weapon, that's why they included it rather then the original chain blade idea.

playassassins1
09-09-2012, 12:09 PM
When you're randomly pushing people away in crowded areas

connor_bg
09-09-2012, 12:11 PM
But is the game's version of the dart has counter to prevent the blade from loosing from the enemy's neck, because if it just a simple spear-type edge only on the end of the dart then this is the part where it seems unrealistic to me?

Locopells
09-09-2012, 12:14 PM
Pass. I'm not a weapons expert.

raytrek79
09-09-2012, 12:36 PM
I've always felt like Ezio and Altair move similar because Desmond was the one controlling them, but that doesn't make sense because Desmond sprinted differently than his ancestors before training as Ezio. Also, Connor apparently has a differently feel.

The thing is, Desmond isn't controlling them he is just reliving their memories. Even finding a glyph is only because Ezio happened to walk or climb past that spot once.

POP1Fan
09-09-2012, 12:47 PM
The thing is, Desmond isn't controlling them he is just reliving their memories. Even finding a glyph is only because Ezio happened to walk past that spot once.

I SOOO want to reply but I would be off-topic...
Ohh...what the hell...
This is not 100% true. The Animus dechipers the genes and creates a simulation of that world, similar to a video game, where the one who relives the memories can actually walk around and explore. Once he does what the ancestor did he synchronizes with him and there the actual memories come out. That's why you can kill a target, but you only get 100% synch if you do it like Ezio did. I may be wrong though, but that's how I always saw the series.

raytrek79
09-09-2012, 12:54 PM
I SOOO want to reply but I would be off-topic...
Ohh...what the hell...
This is not 100% true. The Animus dechipers the genes and creates a simulation of that world, similar to a video game, where the one who relives the memories can actually walk around and explore. Once he does what the ancestor did he synchronizes with him and there the actual memories come out. That's why you can kill a target, but you only get 100% synch if you do it like Ezio did. I may be wrong though, but that's how I always saw the series.

Yes, syching means doing exactly as the ancestor did, and obviously when we play the game we are not doing exactly as the ancestor did or we would not be messing around. But that makes sense, a simulation of history but what ever you do in deviation from what the ancestor actually did does not change history. History does not change by Animus interference, as the doctor says, they are not inventing things they are just rediscovering things that are lost. The Animus effects the present, not the past.
But you are right, this is off topic.
(but the doctor does say that everything has been invented by Abstergo, so I am probably wrong about this)

pacmanate
09-09-2012, 01:21 PM
When you punch beggers in the face walking around town.

Sickull
09-09-2012, 01:24 PM
When Assassin's Creed General Discussion is the only part of the forum you post in?

POP1Fan
09-09-2012, 01:35 PM
When you chase a poor woman to the top of a tower, then have sex with her.

HisSpiritLives
09-09-2012, 02:51 PM
Yeah but you must sync with your predecessor

LightRey
09-09-2012, 03:07 PM
You know you're obessed with AC when you're in a History Of Modern Philosophy class comparing the views of philosophers in the Age of Enlightenment to those of the Assassin Order.

HisSpiritLives
09-09-2012, 03:08 PM
You know you're obessed with AC when you're in a History Of Modern Philosophy class comparing the views of philosophers in the Age of Enlightenment to those of the Assassin Order.

Nice :D

fun1-fun2_me
09-09-2012, 04:00 PM
you know your obsessed with ac when you wake up thinking you just assassinated someone then you realize a few seconds too long that you day dreamed in history class and missed the entire lesson.

andreja110s
09-09-2012, 08:19 PM
You know you are obsessed with AC when you watch a movie with your little sister and there is a ˝climbable˝ building and you say: ˝I would so climb that..... and that..... OH AND THAT TOO :D˝ and your sister is like:˝ Canīt you stopp thinking of Assassinīs creed?˝ and you are like:˝NO!˝
:D

infamous_ezio
09-10-2012, 12:20 PM
You know you're obessed with AC when you're in a History Of Modern Philosophy class comparing the views of philosophers in the Age of Enlightenment to those of the Assassin Order.

haha brilliant! funny though, just recently watched a documentary on the american revolution and kept wandering how AC3 is going to follow these events.


You know you are obsessed with AC when you watch a movie with your little sister and there is a ˝climbable˝ building and you say: ˝I would so climb that..... and that..... OH AND THAT TOO :D˝ and your sister is like:˝ Canīt you stopp thinking of Assassinīs creed?˝ and you are like:˝NO!˝
:D

hahaha, watch the 3 musketeers, it's pretty much like AC, at one point i'm pretty sure i saw something similar to an assassin and templar symbol.

andreja110s
09-10-2012, 01:30 PM
You know you are obsessed with AC when your history teacher tells you to write down some things about the middle ages and the first thing you write down is crusades :)
And when you draw the symbol of the assassins in your exercise book during school :rolleyes:

Locopells
09-10-2012, 05:06 PM
...or in the steam on the shower door...

andreja110s
09-10-2012, 05:10 PM
...or on the dusty window of a car...

POP1Fan
09-10-2012, 05:16 PM
When you teach your new born child to punch and kick.

Black_Widow9
09-10-2012, 09:11 PM
When you teach your new born child to punch and kick.
lol

andreja110s
09-10-2012, 10:13 PM
When you teach your new born child to punch and kick.
Hahahahaha :D

When you try to pull yourself up onto the closet like Ezio and Altair pulled themself up onto the rooftops :P

andreja110s
09-19-2012, 02:21 PM
When you see a photo of a man that looks exactly like Warren and you are like: WTF is that Warren?!? Just wait until friday and I might post a picture of him.
And when you take a trip to Rome just because Ezio was there...

EDIT: I took a picture of the photo of that man, put it in google images and it turned out he is this man: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Architect_(The_Matrix) :P but he kinda looks like warren.

LightRey
09-19-2012, 04:44 PM
When as soon as Florence comes up in a conversation, you start talking about Assassin's Creed 2.

andreja110s
09-19-2012, 05:08 PM
When as soon as Florence comes up in a conversation, you start talking about Assassin's Creed 2.
THIS!!! But only with my sister :P I think my friends( they are mostly girls, since I am a girl myself) would think WTF is she talking about... Sadly no one knows about AC and if I told them about it they wouldnīt play it....

Artemis88
09-19-2012, 07:22 PM
You know you've played too much Assassin's Creed when you misread Spaghetti Alla Putanesca (from a hotel menu), as Spaghetti Alla Putana...

Oh no she di'int :rolleyes:

Oh yes I did -___-;

andreja110s
09-19-2012, 07:31 PM
You know you've played too much Assassin's Creed when you misread Spaghetti Alla Putanesca (from a hotel menu), as Spaghetti Alla Putana.
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha XD OMG no way hahahaha XD

LightRey
09-19-2012, 08:14 PM
You know you've played too much Assassin's Creed when you misread Spaghetti Alla Putanesca (from a hotel menu), as Spaghetti Alla Putana...

Oh no she di'int :rolleyes:

Oh yes I did -___-;
That awkward moment when you just had spaghetti...

AntiChrist7
09-19-2012, 08:29 PM
When you called your cat Ezio

POP1Fan
09-19-2012, 08:46 PM
When you called your cat Ezio

And also feed him cat food shaped like Memory Seals and instead of fur balls you make him play with ancient civilisation technology (shaped like a ball).

Locopells
09-20-2012, 01:02 AM
Now there's a thought - cat/dog/kid balls made up like POEs...

iSoTryHard
09-20-2012, 09:55 AM
when you olay all the ac games constantly (even giving up MW3) until ac 3 comes out

GLHS
09-20-2012, 10:58 AM
You know you've played too much Assassin's Creed when you misread Spaghetti Alla Putanesca (from a hotel menu), as Spaghetti Alla Putana...

Oh no she di'int :rolleyes:

Oh yes I did -___-;

You know it actually pretty much is that. It roughly translates to "W0re's spaghetti." Why they would name it that....I have no idea.

Will_Lucky
09-20-2012, 02:39 PM
When you walk, run, act, talk and use the Assassin ideology as a way of life.
....Dont judge me....

Heh, I wouldn't be lying if I said the series has affected my Political Ideology somewhat :D.

anik_lc
09-20-2012, 03:26 PM
When I found horse riding in AC 1. :D

CalgaryJay
09-20-2012, 03:39 PM
When I bought my new winter coat this week and picked it because the style reminded me of a black version of a combination of Connor's coat / British redcoats (minus all the frills of course).

Haha no way in hell will any of my friends/fam know my true reason for picking it out.

andreja110s
09-23-2012, 10:16 AM
You know you are obsessed with AC when you plan how you are going to buy AC3- where you are going to get the money, how you are going to rush to a store and buy the game the very first day it is released...

And when you try to balance a knofe like The Hellequin did in ACB. Yes, Iīve done it. And it is harder than it looks...

COUNTDOWN:
-plattform: 5 weeks, 1 or 2 days
-PC: 8 weeks, 4 days