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AndyJWest
01-29-2012, 10:48 PM
Yaaaarg! The Ubi-Censor seems to be back, with a vengence. We nowe have 'cir****tances' that result in '****', And '****ons' to press that do the same thing. Is Hilary Swank to be hidiously disfigured once again?

Low_Flyer_MkIX
01-29-2012, 11:42 PM
Well that wristwatch I bought in S****horpe says it's time this was sorted out.

WTE_Galway
01-30-2012, 02:22 AM
Sooo .... explain why it censors "cir****tance" but "Cumulus", "Stratocumulus" and "Cumulonimbus" are perfectly fine ? Does the extra "s" make that much difference :D

Luno13
01-30-2012, 02:53 AM
* ****** **** **** ** **********. **** *** **** ** ** obey ********** *** ******* ********.

Crazy_Goanna
01-30-2012, 04:12 AM
cumme on itit seems like a misprogrammed word list and is redikulous revaginulous
What would you do if you recummended fanny bay as a good destination to *** to
and naturally were an atrocious speller

FlatSpinMan
01-30-2012, 03:31 PM
Can't believe '***' is allowed but cir****tances is blocked. I was PMing someone about the country in which I live and it came out as ***an but that seems fixed now.

voyager_663rd
01-30-2012, 04:12 PM
As well as ****on --> b.u.t.t.o.n<-- that one really scr...ws things up on a gaming site.

Treetop64
01-30-2012, 10:50 PM
Guess that coming once is OK, but coming multiple times is offensive.

WTE_Galway
01-31-2012, 03:53 AM
Guess that coming once is OK, but coming multiple times is offensive.

Maybe ...

But my vote is on them being grammar nazi's and its to do with conjugating verbs and past/present/future tense, all that sort of schoolboy latin stuff.

Case in point, grammatically speaking "did ***" and "to ***" are perfectly fine as is the imperative form "*** now" . However the interrogative "Who **** ? " is seen as offensive.

Ba5tard5word
02-01-2012, 12:01 AM
Bollocks!

Low_Flyer_MkIX
02-01-2012, 10:45 AM
Arse!

WTE_Galway
02-01-2012, 03:51 PM
Arse!

... and tits.

raaaid
02-01-2012, 08:06 PM
arse ní *** :)

DD_crash
02-03-2012, 04:08 PM
Now you cant say joystick ****on :D :o

Skunk_438RCAF
02-04-2012, 03:55 PM
They even censored ****. Thats F art.

I mean WTH Ubi? Flatulating may be impolite, but offensive? :D

FlatSpinMan
02-05-2012, 03:01 PM
Because '****' (f_art)is rude but '***', 'arse' and 'bollocks' are all well-established as A1, tip-top, GI Joe No.1English, mayhaps!???