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ARIANit_
01-27-2012, 05:11 PM
NINJA WIZARD LASER QUEST ASSASSIN MASTERS ARE NOW RECRUITING!
THE NARWHALS!

THE AC COMMUNITY BREAK DOWN:


[*=center]The AC community is like an ocean, there are lots of fish and sharks and stuff that will rip your face off. These guys are dumb. So dumb.
[*=center]There are whales, too, and whales are dumb. In fact they are the dumbest. They just float around and make dumb noises so don't be one of those.
[*=center]There are these stupid crab things but they're pointless and taste nice lolz.
[*=center]There is a species like no other - they are water unicorns ... majestic facial horns on all. They are the Narwhals. This elite few are what this clan focuses on



DON'T YOU WANT TO BE A FREAKING SEA UNICORN IN THE OCEAN OF AC?
OF COURSE YOU DO!


We migrate to the North Pole. What do you do? Sit in the same coral reef for your entire life?
Well, whales move around but whales are DUMB.

BECOME A NINJA WIZARD LASER QUEST ASSASSIN MASTER! YOU GET A COOL RANK!
I am your Sensei Archmage Field Marshal Superior Sea Unicorn, BlissfulMurder. Call me your SAFMSSU (pronounced Saf-muh-soo).

THE CLAN'S SPIRIT ANIMAL IS THE NARWHAL AND THE LYREBIRD BECAUSE, WOAH, THOSE GUYS HAVE SWAG.

Become a Narwhal today ...
GO NARWHALS!

Lowkey__
01-27-2012, 06:09 PM
All the best Blissy :)

persiateddy95
01-27-2012, 06:13 PM
So much win in here. ;D

ABXantos
01-27-2012, 06:13 PM
I can't tell if this is a joke or serious but I approve. xD

ARIANit_
01-27-2012, 06:18 PM
Narwhals are so freaking serious.

Zodiaxel
01-27-2012, 07:15 PM
I am joining this. its kind of criminal not to. Imagine the fear we will instill in our foes, people talking to each other........ "dude, watch out for those Narwhals, theyre ****in scary"

ARIANit_
01-27-2012, 07:16 PM
So god darn scary.

Master High Mage General First Tier Sea Unicorn Zodiaxel B)

Kaiyoto
01-27-2012, 07:57 PM
Lmao xD i didn't think you were serious! I about spit out my drink when I saw this! Good luck with your new clan, Blissy! <3

Archybad
01-27-2012, 08:22 PM
You may call me Priest Magic Horn, (PMH for short) and I'd like to suggest a name change. ;)

SquirrelInDaSky
01-27-2012, 08:22 PM
Its so tempting to join =)
my soul will never find rest now

Raibuscus
01-27-2012, 09:04 PM
Lmao, PMH :')

Good luck Blissy, didn't think you were for realzzz :P

persiateddy95
01-28-2012, 01:41 AM
You may call me Priest Magic Horn, (PMH for short) and I'd like to suggest a name change. ;)
Lmao this.

Chronomancy
01-28-2012, 02:17 AM
I am back just for this!

I'M SO IN!

Dave0718
01-28-2012, 03:52 AM
Holy crap so much awesome packed in one thread.

Except for stealing Chrono from AE -_-

Lyleator
01-28-2012, 04:08 AM
So no more Borgia Rejects?

Sizzlemon
01-28-2012, 04:12 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykwqXuMPsoc
This can be your recruitment video or something? Just a suggestion :D

ARIANit_
01-28-2012, 06:42 AM
NAME CHANGE, MY DEAR?
NEIN.

NERR NERR NERR NERR NERR, WE GOOOT CHRONOOOOO.
It's too late for me to think up a fantastical Narwhal Wizard Ninja Name for you, Chrono, so I'll get you one in the mornin'. c:

persiateddy95
01-28-2012, 06:44 AM
Hurrrrrrr

xCr0wnedNorris
01-28-2012, 09:38 PM
I have determined there to be 276,835.7 kilograms of win in this thread so far. Nicely done.

Archybad
01-28-2012, 09:42 PM
No name change? Omg, i totally came up with this clan and its mine and you're stealing it from me. No-one even agrees with you anyway.

I hate you more than ladies of negotiable affection and shooty shooty bang bang sticks.

persiateddy95
01-28-2012, 10:29 PM
D:

Kaiyoto
01-31-2012, 08:51 AM
You guys have a forum I can spam yet?

persiateddy95
01-31-2012, 01:46 PM
As far as I know, a thread on the Ubi forums is enough, right Ari? ;D *references* lol

The_Tabeeb
01-31-2012, 02:04 PM
I have determined there to be 276,835.7 kilograms of win in this thread so far. Nicely done.

I was still busy determaning the exact weight so thank you good sir, now my brain can go back to doing nothing.

Awesome clan can't wait to see you guys in Narwhallistical magnificent action!

:)