View Full Version : The missus wants a foursome

01-20-2012, 06:04 AM

God damn it why do I always end up with other thrill seeking mentalists. The one before did my head in because she'd always try and compete with me at risky sports, I'd take her downhilling (which she didnt do) and then she'd take me kayaking and goad me into doing something I shouldn't be doing at my level. Then the one before that did massive amounts of drugs.

So I've done:

* Drug Abuser
* Adrenalin Junkie
* Nymphomaniac

Any more personality disordered types I can add to my list?

01-20-2012, 09:57 AM
You know, I wonder if anyone has ever really vaporized their coffee like that when hearing something unexpected.

Oh, and about the foursome...that all depends on who's involved. Guys or gals?:cool:

01-20-2012, 04:29 PM
How about a psychopath or a borderline?
I was married to a borderline. No thanks.

01-20-2012, 06:54 PM
Well then m8, you're in there, aincha! It's a bit o luck that innit? Knowda mean?

01-20-2012, 07:40 PM
This is obviously something you should talk over with your mum.;)

01-20-2012, 09:49 PM
Wow, she sounds adventurous! You better be careful and get her to be specific about the conditions as well as her choice of crew members beforehand.

You could for instance find yourself in a background support role getting the tea and snacks, and be responsible for the disposal of the spent prophylactics and soiled bedsheets, etc for the participants during the breaks in between the marathon sessions involving herself and the three Chippendales® employees she recruited for the event, heh-heh-heh!

01-20-2012, 10:04 PM
I had a threesome with my very first serious girlfriend. We had a few goes with the same girl (her best friend on and off at the time). Needless to say, it didn't turn out well since I started seeing her friend behind her back. We lasted about a year after the threesome. Surprised it lasted that long, but we had a pretty horrendous relationship to begin with so...

My advice. If you REALLY like the girl, some might say love, that's very unfortunate, but I would deny the foursome. If you just like her in the spirit of youthfulness, no harm in having some fun.

FWIW, the threesomes were amazing, just not all the politics that came with it.

01-20-2012, 11:18 PM
FWIW, the threesomes were amazing, just not all the politics that came with it.


01-20-2012, 11:28 PM
How about a psychopath or a borderline?
I was married to a borderline. No thanks.
Yeah, I can tick that box too
scary stuff

01-20-2012, 11:43 PM
Have you thought of moving?


01-21-2012, 12:27 AM

01-21-2012, 12:39 AM
Be very careful. Maybe she wants the girl for herself and the guy for you. :eek: LMAO.

01-21-2012, 02:57 AM
Cheer up mate. At least she doesn't discuss the intimacies of her sex life on a video game forum for ages eight and over. Imagine how weird that would be!

01-22-2012, 02:50 PM
Why do I get the impression your boasting not complaining?

Just take care. This week just a foursome ... who knows what mindboggling Daily Mail worthy stunt she will dream up for you guys next week.

01-22-2012, 05:23 PM
As a guy, I see nothing wrong with having a girlfriend who's a nymphomaniac.

I wouldn't want to be married to one, though... :o

01-22-2012, 11:33 PM
Pics or it never happened......


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01-23-2012, 12:56 AM