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Airmail109
01-20-2012, 06:04 AM
http://i.imgur.com/6YK0h.gif

God damn it why do I always end up with other thrill seeking mentalists. The one before did my head in because she'd always try and compete with me at risky sports, I'd take her downhilling (which she didnt do) and then she'd take me kayaking and goad me into doing something I shouldn't be doing at my level. Then the one before that did massive amounts of drugs.

So I've done:

* Drug Abuser
* Adrenalin Junkie
* Nymphomaniac

Any more personality disordered types I can add to my list?

Luno13
01-20-2012, 09:57 AM
You know, I wonder if anyone has ever really vaporized their coffee like that when hearing something unexpected.

Oh, and about the foursome...that all depends on who's involved. Guys or gals?:cool:

Choctaw111
01-20-2012, 04:29 PM
How about a psychopath or a borderline?
I was married to a borderline. No thanks.

Urufu_Shinjiro
01-20-2012, 06:54 PM
Well then m8, you're in there, aincha! It's a bit o luck that innit? Knowda mean?

arthursmedley
01-20-2012, 07:40 PM
This is obviously something you should talk over with your mum.;)

Messaschnitzel
01-20-2012, 09:49 PM
Wow, she sounds adventurous! You better be careful and get her to be specific about the conditions as well as her choice of crew members beforehand.

You could for instance find yourself in a background support role getting the tea and snacks, and be responsible for the disposal of the spent prophylactics and soiled bedsheets, etc for the participants during the breaks in between the marathon sessions involving herself and the three Chippendales® employees she recruited for the event, heh-heh-heh!

danjama
01-20-2012, 10:04 PM
I had a threesome with my very first serious girlfriend. We had a few goes with the same girl (her best friend on and off at the time). Needless to say, it didn't turn out well since I started seeing her friend behind her back. We lasted about a year after the threesome. Surprised it lasted that long, but we had a pretty horrendous relationship to begin with so...

My advice. If you REALLY like the girl, some might say love, that's very unfortunate, but I would deny the foursome. If you just like her in the spirit of youthfulness, no harm in having some fun.

FWIW, the threesomes were amazing, just not all the politics that came with it.

arthursmedley
01-20-2012, 11:18 PM
FWIW, the threesomes were amazing, just not all the politics that came with it.

;)
;)
rflmao!!!!!

Crazy_Goanna
01-20-2012, 11:28 PM
How about a psychopath or a borderline?
I was married to a borderline. No thanks.
Yeah, I can tick that box too
scary stuff

Low_Flyer_MkIX
01-20-2012, 11:43 PM
Have you thought of moving?

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arthursmedley
01-21-2012, 12:27 AM
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Jaws2002
01-21-2012, 12:39 AM
Be very careful. Maybe she wants the girl for herself and the guy for you. :eek: LMAO.

Feathered_IV
01-21-2012, 02:57 AM
Cheer up mate. At least she doesn't discuss the intimacies of her sex life on a video game forum for ages eight and over. Imagine how weird that would be!

WTE_Galway
01-22-2012, 02:50 PM
Why do I get the impression your boasting not complaining?

Just take care. This week just a foursome ... who knows what mindboggling Daily Mail worthy stunt she will dream up for you guys next week.

Treetop64
01-22-2012, 05:23 PM
As a guy, I see nothing wrong with having a girlfriend who's a nymphomaniac.

I wouldn't want to be married to one, though... :o

DrHerb
01-22-2012, 11:33 PM
Pics or it never happened......

:p

Low_Flyer_MkIX
01-23-2012, 12:44 AM
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WTE_Galway
01-23-2012, 12:56 AM
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