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04-26-2008, 02:04 AM
what was your funniest kill in the game tell me i will rate the best one

04-26-2008, 02:04 AM
what was your funniest kill in the game tell me i will rate the best one

04-26-2008, 02:48 AM
I broke his leg, he stood up and i killed him again http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

Seriously, that happened to me yesterday

04-26-2008, 05:08 AM
Every time I throw a knife at a guy near the edge of a building, and he sways on the spot for a moment, then falls off the side into the street. There's nothing like the sense of satisfaction you get when you hear the screams of citizens behind you fleeing in terror as you leap away over the rooftops.

04-26-2008, 06:07 AM
Walking along the docks in Acre, I used a gentle push move which caused a random civillian to back away from me, right over the edge of the dock. It's hilarious to watch him flail his arms around as he tips over the edge and drowns. This also causes everyone else to run around panicking, bumping into each other and falling into the water themselves http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

04-26-2008, 07:59 AM
As a newb player, in order to get past the 4 guards on the dock on the way to Acre, I jump-stealthed one in the middle, and the two on the outside stepped backward and fell in, then the third guy did the flailing thing for a second, and went in as well. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/metal.gif

The other day, while trying to collect all flags, I was at the Saracen encampment north of Jerusalem, and killed two guards from one tower, and the third cowered, So I jump-stealthed him. Thing is, that made us both hovering past the edge of the platform, so after the stealth, we both fell. It's funny when video games use a Cartoon-based physics engine. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif (you don't fall until you notice you should.)

For the first time, I did a stealth-blade counter the other day. Cannot for the life of me do it again. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

Beyond those, I like to throw a knife at an archer, and watch them fall and hear the screams of the people.. or stand on a building and just keep killing the guards who investigate the deaths of the others in that location.

OH! I was somewhere in Damascus, where a group of 5 Saracens patrols around a square building (I can't remember which district, but I know it's near a broken wall, with an easy guard on a wooden platform), and I stayed up on top of the building they're patrolling, and used my throwing knife on the one in the rear. They investigated, then continued. I hit the other rear guy. Again, investigated, then left. Then I hit one of the guys from the middle row. At this point, I'm laughing my *** off, because I'm just imagining the other middle guy raising his hand and asking if he could stand in front of the main patrolman.

04-26-2008, 09:40 AM
the funniest kill... hmmm...that's a hard one
the funniest is when i do a combo kill: i slap him and run him through.
or the break-the-leg part of the short blade -- that thing is vicious.

04-26-2008, 10:38 AM
hahaah i think the funniest kill 4 me waz

throwing the people into the water hahah

04-26-2008, 11:40 AM
my funniest kill was when i threw one of the guards off the church in acre, he didn't die, i jumped down after him and just saw his voice turn into a girls voice and say "could you spare some money?" then i laughed for a sec and chased him till i got to him. Then all havoc stopped. my disk was toooooooo scratched. I think my brother put it on youtube...hmmm... if i find it i'll send it here.

04-26-2008, 11:52 AM
the winner is drego 5 i present you with the funniest kill.

04-26-2008, 12:55 PM
1. I threw a knife at an archer and he fell infront of a group of jar carriers. They and the 10 or so surrounding people just freaked out.

2. On the docks, while running I bumped into a drunk guy and he fell into the water and two other people stepped back and fell in as well.

3. When I was on the outskirts of a city and stealthed killed a guard on the edge of a cliff. It had to be at least a 50 foot drop. Anyway when he hit the bottom his body was in a unique position. It reminds me of Super Mario when he jumps.
Just like this (http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:AVJZjhkpYuciEM:http://www.bitflicks.com/videos/SMW3_5Mbps_640x480.jpg).

04-26-2008, 08:13 PM
yer thr all pritty good kills but can it beat mine... i was getting chased down the town i came to a cliff thr were about 3 gards looking over the edge i ran straight 4 the guy in the middle and knoked him off then pulling out my hiddin blade i jumped up and stabbed one of the other guards who where after me i then through a nother guard at the other guy lookin over the cliff sending two down it. then i ran on to a horse chargeing at the last guard lookin over the cliff then jumping of pulling out my hiddin blade a stabbed the last guy in his face poning all of them it was the funnist kill i have ever seen coz they all fell off the cliff http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/11.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/metal.gif

04-26-2008, 09:01 PM
My best kill was when I pulled out this magic knife thingie from Altair's fist and he went and he stabbed a guard with it and the guard died.

04-26-2008, 09:08 PM
LMAO http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

thats what i was gonna say!! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

04-27-2008, 02:44 PM
the one where you kill the guy with all the arrow quiver on his back (forget his name). i was going to kill him, so of course, he runs away. next thing you know, the citizen help/blockers grab him, holding him still so i can strike.

but just before, a beggar spawns out of nowhere. and starts hassling me for money JUST AS I GO IN FOR THE KILL WITH MY hidden blade, so i end up missing, and killing the beggar. my original target broke free and escaped, cause i was busy with my face-palming right after knifing the beggar.

04-29-2008, 06:49 PM
My funniest moment to date kill wise wasn't even a kill , but I still took the credit. I'm doing a lot of roof top jumping in the Poor area of Damascus, when I hear a guttural voice start to curse me (One really upset Templar) that I had not noticed as I jumped over his head. Anyways he starts to climb a ladder and pursue me across the roof tops.(Yeah right in heavy chainmail) so I'm bounding out making some really big jumps with this guy still hot on my heels when I make an enormous jump that I just about made. I then turn around to see if the Templar is going to do the same..Silly man tried but didn't make the crossing slamming into the wall....Instant death spattered on the pavement...Chalk up one more templar.

04-29-2008, 07:18 PM
I killed an archer with a throwing knife and he did the "turn into bubble gum" move, and fell.

Then other time I was fighting like 12 peeps and I killed one right on top of another corpse and the dead guy just flew away somehow. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

04-29-2008, 09:57 PM
Well, my brother watched me play the whole game, so I'll judge by that. The "kill" that he laughed hardest at was when I was trying to sneak up behind and stealth kill a rooftop archer in Damascus, and said archer turned to face me just as I cleared the top of the ladder, drew his sword, and then when I was up I think I must have made Altair start running by accident because he just stumbled into the guard (who was standing next to the edge I was climbing up), which caused the guard to stumble himself and take a couple steps back, which made him fall down into the plaza below. Then, a moment of disbelieving silence in which to facepalm before the banshee shrieks of the townspeople below drifted up.

It was smooth. Sleek. Dangerously graceful. Oh yes.

04-29-2008, 09:59 PM
everone this post is over stop posting these are really cool but its over okay get over it.not trying to be mean this was 26

04-29-2008, 10:05 PM

My lucky number!

But what do you mean 26?

04-29-2008, 10:08 PM
i mean this is old you guys keep posting on it.dont get me wrong i lol at the kills its just that it is old i i have created a new kind of similar one what would you have done when al muahlim slap you.check it out post there thanks

04-30-2008, 06:59 AM
That makes no sense... >_>

If people want to share there experiences here then by all means shouldn't they do so?

You can't stop them because you made a newer thread... >_<

Unless I'm missing something from the big picture here...

04-30-2008, 07:59 AM
I countered an attack using the hidden blade once. Not sure how it's done though, I must have had an accidental lucky keycombo.

When escaping after a chase with a leap into a haystack, the guards usually come down from the roof to check out where you went. It happens quite frequently that they underestimate the height and fall to their death. Somehow that's hilarious. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

By the way, there are some really bad archers in the Kingdom. They tend to shoot guards on the ground in the back when I'm fighting them.
It's really funny when this happens while one is attempting to strike.

04-30-2008, 12:21 PM
It's got to be a begger women, i was just about to stealth a knights templer when she steped in front of me and all her problems where solved

04-30-2008, 02:15 PM
My second playthrough, I was on top of the cathedral in Acre, trying to take out the guards on the rooftop before I went after the Templar that is up there. I charged one of the archers near the front, did the jump/stab maneuver with the hidden blade, but apparently I got close enough to the Templar to attract his attention. I tried to run back to the rear part of the building to draw him away (buying time), but he hit me before I pulled away and knocked me off the side.

I fell onto the lower roof, which took me out of his line of sight. I started climbing back up, hoping he'd be back near his starting point, but right as I got to the top of the pillar that supports the buttresses, he hopped onto the buttress the pillar I was climbing supported. I stayed where I was for a few seconds, when the Templar hopped down from there. He died in the fall and I got credit for another Templar kill. I never even pulled a weapon on him. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

05-01-2008, 03:15 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">i mean this is old you guys keep posting on it.dont get me wrong i lol at the kills its just that it is old i i have created a new kind of similar one what would you have done when al muahlim slap you.check it out post there thanks </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Teh fudge...?
You really are a noob, aren't you?

05-01-2008, 04:30 AM
my funniest kill happened in jerusalem near St Anne's church. i wanted to eavesdrop but there are guards in front of the door (the only way in) so i figured to kill the lone guard stading nearby in high profile. missed the guard, killed an innocent woman instead... in high profile no less... o christ
still laughing about it

05-02-2008, 01:15 AM
there was some crazy guy pushin' me, and i wanted to grab him and push him away, but in stead i killed him... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif

u know what i think it would be funny?.. when killing guards on the roof with the hidden blade, and they remain up for 2 or 3 seconds, Altair should push them off the building with the leg, just like in "300".. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

05-02-2008, 01:38 AM
lol http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

05-02-2008, 11:27 AM
I don't know what was up with the game but it wasn't registering the fact that I had killed some civilians so I went on a killing spree on damn near 1/4 of Acre and the streets were just littered with corpses.
Every merchant stand covered at least 3 corpses.

It's fun tossing a beggar down a case of stairs.