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whiteladder
05-20-2005, 04:53 AM
The lack of any decent flight sims at E3 and Mr Maddox`s recent close brush with the grim reaper have brought a couple of things into sharp focus.

What happens if with don`t have a Mr Maddox or he gets too old to mash the keyboard any more?

I propose this, we clone him. Not only will this safe guard the future of flight sims, but actually increase the output. We could have a whole army of Olegs producing flight sims!

Best of all we don`t even need to tell him we are doing it, just wait till he shows up at some event to get his picture taken between two young ladies, and get one of them to yank out some hair.

Jobs a good un!

whiteladder
05-20-2005, 04:53 AM
The lack of any decent flight sims at E3 and Mr Maddox`s recent close brush with the grim reaper have brought a couple of things into sharp focus.

What happens if with don`t have a Mr Maddox or he gets too old to mash the keyboard any more?

I propose this, we clone him. Not only will this safe guard the future of flight sims, but actually increase the output. We could have a whole army of Olegs producing flight sims!

Best of all we don`t even need to tell him we are doing it, just wait till he shows up at some event to get his picture taken between two young ladies, and get one of them to yank out some hair.

Jobs a good un!

Finkeren
05-20-2005, 06:48 AM
They're planning the same thing on Fidel Castro.
Seems like a pretty good idea.

Obi_Kwiet
05-20-2005, 10:41 AM
Sounds like a very good idea. We must start an Oleg cloning fund! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

AVG_WarHawk
05-20-2005, 11:56 AM
Sounds like a bloody excellent idea! Someone plz get the fundraiser roll'n and in the mean time we'll keep Oleg in a double titanium walled room with extra padded walls and all the computer equipment he requests. Better make it about six clones, that'll cut down on patch'n time and reduce whining threads by several fold.

R_Target
05-20-2005, 12:39 PM
Sounds like a good idea. When they say "two weeks", it'll actually happen two weeks later.

LEXX_Luthor
05-20-2005, 08:28 PM
Oleg did that all by himself (well, not exactly). Hopefully the Baby Oleg is already, as we post, now pecking away at the keyboard learning his first Visual Basic for Windows program... <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">
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Print; "Be Sure"
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JunkoIfurita
05-20-2005, 09:12 PM
You people are heading along the right lines - genetics - but you're missing the big picture!

We don't want 6 exact clones of Oleg, because the subsequent showdown would destroy the world as we know it! And what's worse, we'd never get BoB!

What we want is selective splicing of the Genome. We find the gene pattern in Oleg that predominantly causes acute passion towards WWII aircraft, and selectively alter it to produce DIFFERENT superhuman Flight Sim programmers. This way we could have a super oleg, dare I say 'UberOleg', for each theatre we want created.

We could have an Oleg who is absolutely obsessed with Air combat over Flinders Field in WWI

An Oleg who's absolutely crazy about early Korean war jets.

Heck, an Oleg who is bonkers over the Pacific Theatre'd be nice http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

We keep each of these UberOleg developers far apart to prevent 'competitive murder' that is so common in this field, and before we know it we have ground breaking sims coming out in every theatre we could ever dare to imagine.

A world of bliss, say I.

Now I'm overdue for an appointment with a committee of Geneticists. They mentioned something about having me 'Hung, Drawn and Quartered for my irresponsible misrepresentation of the possibilities of genetic science'.

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F4U_Flyer
05-20-2005, 09:43 PM
You people have gone over the deep end!! Cloning...psh!!

However if this part can be done count me in!

[quote]Heck, an Oleg who is bonkers over the Pacific Theatre'd be nice[/quote

ya! ya! ya! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/35.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/35.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/35.gif

stansdds
05-21-2005, 07:04 AM
We can clone Oleg, the clone will be out in two weeks! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

LEXX_Luthor
05-21-2005, 04:50 PM
Genetics blah blah...Eugenics

All Oleg needs is some time off with his wife. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/icon_twisted.gif