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Messervy
01-26-2007, 05:20 AM
If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you on a plane or train..

1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.

2. Remove your laptop.

3. Turn it on.

4. Make sure the guy who won't leave you alone can see the screen.

5. Open this email.

6. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky.

7. Then hit this link: http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf

Messervy
01-26-2007, 05:20 AM
If you are sitting next to someone who irritates you on a plane or train..

1. Quietly and calmly open up your laptop case.

2. Remove your laptop.

3. Turn it on.

4. Make sure the guy who won't leave you alone can see the screen.

5. Open this email.

6. Close your eyes and tilt your head up to the sky.

7. Then hit this link: http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf

K_Freddie
01-26-2007, 06:18 AM
You then turn around to your next door 'neighbour'...
'did I mention that I was also bi-polar' http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/halo.gif

These emails move fast.. I saw this yesterday!

Kaleun1961
01-26-2007, 11:03 AM
Ho boy, I could see that one getting you into trouble in an awful hurry!

Goose_Green
01-26-2007, 11:20 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Kaleun1961:
Ho boy, I could see that one getting you into trouble in an awful hurry! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Yes, don't try it down the Underground in London - mass hysteria and chaos.

Mind you it's very funny http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

Celeon999
01-26-2007, 11:36 AM
Somehow i miss the.....BANG ! screen in the end http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif


Just before the Air-Marshall tasers you into Nirvana http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/35.gif http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

tuddley3
01-26-2007, 11:56 AM
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif Thanks Messervy, you just started my day off to a good start. Job interview in an hour, now I will have a permanent smile after seeing that link. Too funny http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

GoldenEagle8
01-26-2007, 10:24 PM
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif Don't you dare open that in public sight n the US! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gifLOL

Moghdad
01-27-2007, 12:18 AM
Just make sure they can't read Arabic as that is gibberish.

WilhelmSchulz.
01-27-2007, 08:17 AM
even better light a firecracker. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif