View Full Version : A *REAL* and *ULTIMATE* answer to pirates:

El Turo
10-20-2004, 02:16 PM
This website seems to have the ultimate answer for combating and destroying piracy with a tremendously powerful method. Perhaps UBI and/or Maddox Games could try their technique out and solve their piracy issues once and for all?

Check it out!

LINKY (http://www.realultimatepower.net/index3.htm)



10-20-2004, 02:49 PM

Nice site http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

10-20-2004, 03:14 PM
ULTIMATE POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


10-20-2004, 03:14 PM
They could include one in every CD case, to guard the CD and the computer from illegal copying!

10-20-2004, 03:15 PM

10-20-2004, 03:26 PM
At first, I thought, "Wow...dumb"...then I was like totally flipping out and killing people. No, that's not right. I was laughing, cause that was darn funny!

El Turo
10-20-2004, 04:40 PM
Yes, totally sweet.

Death to the pirates!


10-20-2004, 09:29 PM
Haha! Old site and all, but still funny.

On a side-note, if I keep seeing this piracy **** appear in every other thread of this forum I'm going to pirate PF just out of protest. Just shut it.

10-20-2004, 09:43 PM

10-20-2004, 09:49 PM

Yeh, dude. That would be totaly sweeeeeeet! Cus, like you could order a ninja hit squad online or someth'n Coooooool

10-20-2004, 11:26 PM
Let me just say that, as a Japanaese person and therefore an expert on ninjas, that sight is totally sweet!

When I read it, I flipped out and kicked my mom right in the face while some guitars totally wailed in the background.

10-20-2004, 11:34 PM
if you thought thats funny . . . . youll love this

the Best page in the whole Universe (http://maddox.xmission.com/)

& i quote :
"Who would make a better president Bush or a box of Tic-Tacs?
An objective analysis."


" Love your kids? Prove it by beating them."

just about every page he puts up has some gold in it

10-21-2004, 12:08 AM
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/11.gif Both links are Mint! Thank's

10-21-2004, 07:20 AM
"Ninjas can kill anyone they want! Ninjas cut off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window."

**** this is hilarious http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

10-21-2004, 07:24 AM
We doing Big Pimpin`.........yeah

10-21-2004, 07:38 AM
And by cool, I mean totally awesome!

That site used to pop up on the Battlefront fourms occasionally, cracks me up everytime I see it

10-21-2004, 08:50 AM
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/784.gifDear Stupid idiots,

A lot of you have been signing my guest book and saying that I don€t know anything about REAL ninjas. But that€s a bunch of bull ****! You dummies don€t know anything. And maybe YOU should get a life. I bet a lot of you have never even seen a girl naked! You idiots believe that ninjas had some €œcode of honor€, just because you read Ching Chong€s guide to ninjas and codes and stuff. Yeah right! You shouldn€t believe everything you read. If by €œcode of honor€, you mean €œcode to flip out and go nuts for absolutely no reason at all even if it means that people might think you are totally insane or sweet€, then you are right. But if you mean a "code to be nice and speak nicely while sharing and not cutting off heads", then you€re the biggest idiot ever!!!!!! So if you have any brains, you will shut up and get a life. So go shut up, you stupid idiot.

No thank you,



you are dummies

10-21-2004, 09:33 AM
OMG, the "I Rule" site is da bomb!


That is some of the funniest stuff I have ever seen...

El Turo
10-21-2004, 10:25 AM
Hehe.. yes, I've seen both and get a good laugh from each of them. Hey, while we're sharing kick-*** websites.. check out this satirical look into ethnic-ignorance and stupidity:

www.blackpeopleloveus.com (http://www.blackpeopleloveus.com)


10-21-2004, 04:17 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Fehler:
OMG, the "I Rule" site is da bomb!


That is some of the funniest stuff I have ever seen... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

isnt it just !

check out the Segway owned! page or my personal favourite , the Mcdonalds mockerage : ))))