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MucusG
03-05-2006, 07:09 AM
My ego has been totally destroyed. I was playing online (I admit that I am ****) and was downed 10 times in a row with no real resistance on my behalf. Now this is normal for me and wouldnt normally be of any concern, just hit refly to provide a target again http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif.

However, on this occassion my wife was looking over my shoulder trying to figure out why I love this sim so much and she never lays eyes on me anymore. As she walks out she says "I dont understand how you can be so bad at this with all the time you play".

Its one thing to know that I'm **** and entirely enother to have it rubbed in your face http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

MucusG
03-05-2006, 07:09 AM
My ego has been totally destroyed. I was playing online (I admit that I am ****) and was downed 10 times in a row with no real resistance on my behalf. Now this is normal for me and wouldnt normally be of any concern, just hit refly to provide a target again http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif.

However, on this occassion my wife was looking over my shoulder trying to figure out why I love this sim so much and she never lays eyes on me anymore. As she walks out she says "I dont understand how you can be so bad at this with all the time you play".

Its one thing to know that I'm **** and entirely enother to have it rubbed in your face http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Taylortony
03-05-2006, 07:15 AM
LOL

TgD Thunderbolt56
03-05-2006, 07:16 AM
word http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

Crop-Duster.
03-05-2006, 07:17 AM
Looks like ur missus shot you down too lol

T_O_A_D
03-05-2006, 07:25 AM
You http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-sad.gifhttp://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/crackwhip.gifWife

Join a squad, use your time wisely, and get some training. Make a new freind out here, and try to fly together as wingmen.

Or get sick the next time she cooks for you, and remark just how lowsy she is at it. After all these years, and after your lovely mothers nurchering you still cook like ******* http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif

Pirschjaeger
03-05-2006, 07:38 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Crop-Duster.:
Looks like ur missus shot you down too lol </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

She was in the next room, on a laptop, and flying by keys. She was the one who shot him down 10 times online. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

Yes, "ouch" http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

MucusG
03-05-2006, 07:58 AM
Probably cooking dinner at the same time http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/bigtears.gif

Worf101
03-05-2006, 08:02 AM
Man, that's some cold chit right there man. I would have gotten up and put her in the pit and said "oh you try it and see how hard it is". That would've been something.

Da Worfster

danjama
03-05-2006, 08:08 AM
Women are horrible horrible creatures http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

Helpplease2006
03-05-2006, 08:13 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by danjama:
Women are horrible horrible creatures http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

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SnapdLikeAMutha
03-05-2006, 08:41 AM
haha. wife-pwned!!

Pirschjaeger
03-05-2006, 09:35 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Worf101:
Man, that's some cold chit right there man. I would have gotten up and put her in the pit and said "oh you try it and see how hard it is". That would've been something.

Da Worfster </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Dude, that could really backfire. Heard of beginnerÔ┬┤s luck? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

slo_1_2_3
03-05-2006, 01:45 PM
my dad does same to me so i made him try it he couldnt get off carrier land on land fly in straight line nothin so he dont laugh at me now http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

Swivet
03-05-2006, 08:49 PM
Look at it this way, she only said you ****** at flying sims http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/784.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/heart.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/784.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

elphifou
03-05-2006, 09:02 PM
erm... MucusG... can I ask you a question?

how can you be so bad at this with all the time you play ?

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Akronnick
03-05-2006, 11:59 PM
Back when I was married, whenever she needed something, I would hear:
"Honey, when you get killed can you...?"

I asked her why she just assumed I would get killed and she just gave me "the look".

MucusG
03-06-2006, 12:07 AM
Showed the missus this thread and now she understands the terrible blow to my masculine ego.

I have been treated very kindly http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Thanks for the comments guys

carguy_
03-06-2006, 12:10 AM
You need to get rid of forseeing AI habits vs human players,then you`ll do fine.


I mean IT`S EASIER to do it rather than making her happy. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/halo.gif

HotelBushranger
03-06-2006, 01:54 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by SnapdLikeAMutha:
haha. wife-pwned!! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

We have a term for it. It's called *****-whipped http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/crackwhip.gif

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fighter_966
03-06-2006, 08:38 AM
That only proofs that your wife is A.I or has one... Beware!!

TROOPER117
03-06-2006, 12:52 PM
Hahahaha...Hahaha...Hahaha...Hahahahahaha....Owww, Owww, stop it, my sides are hurting!!! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif