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Waldo.Pepper
07-20-2006, 09:14 PM
I cannot imagine how bad this is going to be. I will let you know tomorrow!

WATCH THE TRAILER! - Horror of war.

http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2354099?htv=12

Waldo.Pepper
07-20-2006, 09:14 PM
I cannot imagine how bad this is going to be. I will let you know tomorrow!

WATCH THE TRAILER! - Horror of war.

http://www.ifilm.com/ifilmdetail/2354099?htv=12

Haigotron
07-20-2006, 09:30 PM
GOOD GOD!!!

First of all 90% of video games turned to movies suck:

-Super Mario Bros.
-Doom
-Resident Evil (half decent)

Second of all doesnt id software realize that after doom flopped, their other gem would probably reak also?!...

sigh...

EDIT: well after watching it, it seems i jumped the gun a bit....it seems like a low budget movie based on Castle Wolfenstein, none the less funny tho....

-HH- Beebop
07-20-2006, 09:40 PM
OH.......................

MY...........................

GOD!

I have GOT to see this! This movie will be BAD in both senses of the word! Those poor actors! What awful dialog!

"The hoot-film of the summer"-Desperate Times- Picayune

"I couldn't believe my eyes...or ears."-The Federation Weekly

"The must-see film of the summer...maybe."-Milton-Freewater Times

tagTaken2
07-20-2006, 10:00 PM
http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_frown.gif

I will have to see this, but looks about as low rent as it gets for a nazi zombie movie... too bad, I loved the game.

HellToupee
07-20-2006, 10:05 PM
i think it could make a pretty cool film if done right http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

HellToupee
07-20-2006, 10:09 PM
however the trailer looks very B movie

tagTaken2
07-20-2006, 10:24 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by HellToupee:
i think it could make a pretty cool film if done right http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I spent a couple of minutes thinking about this, and RtCW would make the best movie ever, if it was done with a sufficiently dark vision, enough money and scale, and they didn't spare the gore. If anybody has $250M they can spare, I'm willing to have a go.

squadldr76
07-20-2006, 10:56 PM
Complete even with a G.I. named Joe... http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

Oh yeah, and the American soldier with the cigar hanging out of his mouth.

Friendly_flyer
07-20-2006, 11:07 PM
This movie is going to be a blast! If you enjoy empty cartridges dancing to the floor, this is probably going to be the film of the year! Load up on a couple of beers and lean back and enjoy!

There's a certain irony to the Wolfenstein series I quite enjoy, the ultimate ├╝bermench fighting the evil Nazis. And he's called G.I. Joe, a name originally used to describe the average, everyday American solider...

WWMaxGunz
07-21-2006, 12:34 AM
Another Hollyweird "Seel What Sold" instant bargain bin weiner.

How long ago did they make "The Flintstones", "Scooby Doo" and the cartoon ripoffs?
The Flintstones was really a ripoff of "The Honeymooners" so the trend is faithful.

As my old buddy Bill used to say, "Don't see it if you can!".

NonWonderDog
07-21-2006, 12:35 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Friendly_flyer:
And he's called G.I. Joe, a name originally used to describe the average, everyday American solider... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
I thought he was called B.J. Blaskowitz...

Oh dear. I think my nerd is showing.

Ob.Emann
07-21-2006, 03:12 AM
This film makes me question the existance of a higher power and generally puts my faith in mankind at a lower level.

HotelBushranger
07-21-2006, 03:23 AM
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

ploughman
07-21-2006, 03:36 AM
Fab. The trailer was a little incoherent but tanks, guns, P-51s and zombie SS Nazi stormtroopers? That's got to be worth 93 minutes of anyone's life.

WTE_Ibis
07-21-2006, 04:49 AM
Sticking needles in your eyes would be more entertaining. Movies are getting worse and the adds on tele are now more interesting than the drivel inbetween. No class anymore just a money grab from kiddies.

MEGILE
07-21-2006, 04:50 AM
tres cool

RCAF_Irish_403
07-21-2006, 05:14 AM
everyone with a soft spot for grade Z movies, raise your hand http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

woofiedog
07-21-2006, 06:19 AM
https://buy.tromamovies.com/images/TR9820-fs.jpg

B-Movie's... Wicked Mint! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif

Video Clip Link: http://www.eztakes.com/store/genres/Action-Movies.jsp

flakwagen
07-21-2006, 06:26 AM
This is one of the better articles about the craptastic videogame-to-movie trend that I've recently read. It skewers one particular offender, Uwe Boll:

http://www.somethingawful.com/index.php?a=3883

Apparently clowns from the same clown car are often hired over and over with predictable results, no matter the game or filming budget. I don't see Boll's name on this picture, but it seems to fit in well with the trend.

AVGWarhawk
07-21-2006, 06:54 AM
This is absolutely boorish. But you have to admit that Tomb Raiders did fairly well. Thanks to Angelina. Oh well, nothing like a good B movie to sit and vegetate with.

JuHa-
07-21-2006, 08:20 AM
?

Wasn't the "Where Eagles Dare" the original Wolfenstein movie ??

Heavy_Metal1982
07-21-2006, 08:27 AM
This doesn't seem to have any connection to wolfenstein, other than it's WW2. It just looks like a Zombie flick with WW2 weapons for flare. Meh, I found it amusing that the Thompson sounded like a shotgun.

Malik_VII
07-21-2006, 08:36 AM
Looks like good fun to me.
Any of you see the Sci-Fi movie that was on last winter or early spring? That movie was bad as in it stunk. I forgot what it was called but...oh yea "SS Doomtrooper" http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/53.gif

LeOs.K_Walstein
07-21-2006, 08:39 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Waldo.Pepper:
I cannot imagine how bad this is going to be. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
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Why do they make these films? Why bother?

Wallstein

FliegerAas
07-21-2006, 08:53 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Haigotron:
GOOD GOD!!!

First of all 90% of video games turned to movies suck:

-Super Mario Bros.
-Doom
-Resident Evil (half decent)

Second of all doesnt id software realize that after doom flopped, their other gem would probably reak also?!...

sigh...

EDIT: well after watching it, it seems i jumped the gun a bit....it seems like a low budget movie based on Castle Wolfenstein, none the less funny tho.... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Doom could have been a great Horror-Scifi movie nut some idiot had to decide to make it another Resident evil clone. Doom without Hell http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/51.gif...


@topic: LOOOOOOOOL and LOOOOOL and ROFLOL http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Waldo.Pepper
07-21-2006, 09:09 AM
Well I have now seen the movie, or rather tried to watch it. I could not make it past 30 minutes. (it rarely happens that I cannot sit through a movie but this time http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/51.gif and http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/bigtears.gif)

It is inconceivably bad. However there is a bright spot... the opening credits are terrific. But after that it sucks worse than CFS3.

ploughman
07-21-2006, 09:14 AM
Oh. So World War Two with added Zombies not a goer then Waldo? Shame that, if ever there was two genres begging to come together it was them.

HotelBushranger
07-21-2006, 09:16 AM
ROFL! At woofiedogs post! That is gold http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif!

ned7777
07-21-2006, 09:33 AM
Seed of chucky now that is a funny movie

GOD BLESS the little people

those who have seen it know what i mean http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Waldo.Pepper
07-21-2006, 09:36 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Oh. So World War Two with added Zombies not a goer then Waldo? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Au contraire ... Shock Waves is terrific!

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0076704/

This horror movie concerns a shipwrecked yachting party. Rose (Brooke Adams) and her fellow yacht-mates, including the captain (John Carradine) run aground on an island when they hit an odd-looking freighter. Once beached, they meet up with an aging SS Commander (Peter Cushing) who had been in charge of a crew of zombies.

http://www.1000misspenthours.com/posters/postersn-z/shockwaves.jpg

http://www.1000misspenthours.com/posters/postersn-z/shockwaves.jpg

TgD Thunderbolt56
07-21-2006, 09:59 AM
I absolutely love a ridiculous B movie on those nights with the Wife when we don't have any fresh pr0n and just want to laugh. A couple margaritas, popcorn and the night is set.


TB

woofiedog
07-21-2006, 12:46 PM
Nothing worst than Monster's & Nazi's all in the same B rated Flic! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif

The Keep (1983)

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/6300214346.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

Link: http://www.thespinningimage.co.uk/cultfilms/displaycultfilm.asp?reviewid=523

Bearcat99
07-21-2006, 01:47 PM
I should ban you........ http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/51.gif



http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

TC_Stele
07-21-2006, 02:19 PM
They really should have called for Bruce Campbell to play in this.

Waldo.Pepper
07-21-2006, 02:22 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Nothing worst than Monster's & Nazi's all in the same B rated Flic! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

The Keep had Tangerine Dream though!

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00067ISBU.02._SS500_SCLZZZZZZZ_V1132855240_.jpg

woofiedog
07-21-2006, 02:29 PM
A Bruce Campbell must see is Bubba Ho-tep.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/4/49/Bubba_Ho-Tep_poster.JPG/265px-Bubba_Ho-Tep_poster.JPG

Elvis and JFK, both alive and in nursing homes, fight for the souls of their fellow residents as they battle an ancient Egyptian Mummy.

Talk about Old Elvis rolling in his Grave! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif

http://uashome.alaska.edu/~jndfg20/website/bubba.gif

woofiedog
07-21-2006, 02:34 PM
Hellboy... Even the Evil Doer's have to cover their faces in this one! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Link: http://www.imdb.com/gallery/ss/0167190/Ss/0167190/416-R...ery&path_key=0167190 (http://www.imdb.com/gallery/ss/0167190/Ss/0167190/416-R184-13Ao.jpg?path=gallery&path_key=0167190)

mgoyat
07-21-2006, 03:24 PM
I don't know what's worse : that Uwe Boll isn't doing it, or that there's another Uwe Boll-level wanabee realisator...

Warrington_Wolf
07-21-2006, 03:37 PM
Why don't they make a movie about some Me-262 pilots pushing the limits of their planes.
The could call it "The Reich Stuff"

Ruy Horta
07-21-2006, 03:46 PM
Somehow I found DOOM the Movie quite enjoyable http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/784.gif

waffen-79
07-21-2006, 04:09 PM
I don't get it

I saw when I was a child

The Keep, and I though it was a fair movie http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

Now I saw:

HellBoy and SS Doomtrooper and I liked them http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif I also liked Doom (movie)

All I'm saying is add nazis to any evil plot especially zombies and stuff and you have an interesting movie.

EDIT: I'm going to look for the "Shock Waves" movie

RCAF_Irish_403
07-21-2006, 06:26 PM
Zombies + Nazis = Entertainment

RCAF_Irish_403
07-21-2006, 06:27 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by TC_Stele:
They really should have called for Bruce Campbell to play in this. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

YES! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

SkyChimp
07-21-2006, 07:16 PM
No matter how bad it is, it has a P-51 Mustang in it, so it will be pretty good. I mean, better than if it just had a Spitfire.

knightflyte
07-21-2006, 10:55 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by ned7777:
Seed of chucky now that is a funny movie

GOD BLESS the little people

those who have seen it know what i mean http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


LOL. Seed of Chucky was dementedly fun. I absolutely recommend the 12 step program for any serial murderers looking to be free from their torment and affliction.

God bless the litte people.

BillyTheKid_22
07-22-2006, 12:12 AM
Howdy!! Waldo.Pepper, I did see see watch the trailer- HORROR of WAR!!!! WOW & WEIRD! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/784.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/winky.gif http://www.ifilm.comifilmdetail?htv12