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x__CRASH__x
03-08-2005, 12:58 PM
If the Double Domination Tournament goes well, I will certainly hunt down perspective sponsors for more prize tournaments. if we get one and hold another tournament, I was thinking it would be fun to have an all cr@p plane tournament! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

So, I'd like to hear what your top ten crappiest prop fighters are in the game!

P.S. why is cr@p a bad word?

Answer: IT'S NOT!!!!

BaldieJr
03-08-2005, 01:04 PM
I heard supermarine was selling cars.....

http://www.superjamie.net/garage/4x4-triumph-spitfire.jpg


PS: Har Har Har

BSS_Goat
03-08-2005, 01:07 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by BaldieJr:
I heard supermarine was selling cars.....
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Dont SPAM Crash's thread.... http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

TgD Thunderbolt56
03-08-2005, 01:07 PM
The best Cr@p plane out there is the J8a...or maybe it's NOT a cr@p plane then...hmmm...I dunno, I'm confused.

Obviously, crates like the Cr42, G50, Hurri IIb, P11, all can rate as potential titleholders for this prestigious award. You could even toss in the Rufe for that matter...while fun, it's still a cr@p plane.


TB

Dunkelgrun
03-08-2005, 01:10 PM
Anything with more than one wing, plus the BI-1. This doesn't mean that they're not fun to fly though http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif. Set up a TB-3 dogfight, always good for a laugh!

Cheers!

TgD Thunderbolt56
03-08-2005, 01:19 PM
After flying competitive matches, skinning, mapmaking and trying to improve my skill-levels in this sim for years, I can honestly say one of the most fun things I have done is a 6v6 TB3 DF...on coms!

What a hoot! I couldn't stop laughing when my winman said he had a bandit turning on his 6! LOL it took about 30 seconds for the maneuver to come anywhere close to completion. OMG what fun.


TB

BluesmanSF
03-08-2005, 01:35 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> crates like the Cr42, G50, Hurri IIb, P11 <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

IMO the G50 is pretty good plane, in the right hands of course.. I managed to shoot down a spit, and the pilot of the spit was in fact pretty good.. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

And for the Hurri, against Emils it's deadly as he**.. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif
..again, only IMHO..

Cheers!

gates123
03-08-2005, 01:42 PM
I-153P dominates! be sure very sure....

civildog
03-08-2005, 01:49 PM
That goofy humbacked Fiat G.50 and the I.A.R.'s ought to top the list.

reverendkrv1972
03-08-2005, 01:52 PM
there are no C^*p planes LOL
just because they havent got HUGE guns,or cant turn on a sixpence or cant go really faaaaast...
doesn't mean they are rubbish.

i'm usually flying something most people think as C"@p.just makes a challenge,and when you take out a tank flyer,makes you're hard work more satisfying.

call them 'challenging' planes rather than C#^p

regards,

Rev

BSS_Goat
03-08-2005, 01:55 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by reverendkrv1972:
call them 'challenging' planes rather than C#^p
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Very PC of you Rev. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Maj_Death
03-08-2005, 01:58 PM
Err, IAR-80/81 is the single best 1941 fighter in game. Sure beats the hell out of the LaGG-3 early, Mig-3, Hurricanes and I-16's. I think you should change it to prewar or early war plane matchup rather than **** plane matchup. **** plane implies they simply suck rather than just being the oldest. If you want true **** planes, then the list would be something like Bf-109G6, Spitfire (all versions), Hurricane (all versions), F6F, Bf-109E, A-20 and Ju-87. The TB-3 is actually a pretty good early war bomber, tough as hell and well armed too. It isn't until you start running into 190's and 30mm toting 109's that it starts being dangerious to fly.

sniper-690
03-08-2005, 02:25 PM
If I can get in it it has the potential to be a **** plane http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

Capt_Haddock
03-08-2005, 03:33 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by reverendkrv1972:
there are no C^*p planes LOL
call them 'challenging' planes rather than C#^p
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

It's not simple Cr@p, it's Cr@p Planes TM. Sensible machines from more polite times. See? http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

P-11 vs P-11 is one of the bests laughs you can have in this game. The J8A Gladiator comes very close, and then you can't really complain if you get to fly Chaikas, Cr.42s or even G.50s

May I recommend Cr@pGalore? The perfect server for Gr@p Plane TM lovers http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

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chaikanut
03-08-2005, 03:53 PM
Well, its my namesake! It has serious weaponry, excellent agility and you can load it up with rockets for long- ranged random violence, what else could you ask for? http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Daiichidoku
03-08-2005, 05:51 PM
Considering how it performs in FB vs RL, I would have to say the P 38 is by far the biggest "****" plane

and of course, the 109Z, I-185 and Go-229 would be the biggest "load of" crapplanes....

stuff like G.50s are only **** when flown vs nancy-boy Spits, Ponys, late 109s, La7s, late Yaks, etc

1940 vs 1940 types is a contest of the best there is, hehehe

Blackdog5555
03-08-2005, 06:05 PM
CR42 wins hands down. I put 16 up in QMB and pretend im Snoopy playing Red Baron III. The CR42 cant even kill a CR42. I'll get you Red Baron!! LOL.

JR_Greenhorn
03-08-2005, 07:36 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Blackdog5555:
The CR42 can't even kill a CR42. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Instant Classic! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

x__CRASH__x
03-08-2005, 08:11 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Daiichidoku:
and of course, the 109Z, I-185 and Go-229 would be the biggest "load of" crapplanes....
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Wait till you see... well, let me ask Oleg. I'm dying to let this out, but I may not be allowed. I have to get his permission first.

Saburo_0
03-08-2005, 09:13 PM
I vote for TB 3s only. & no fair carrying Ishaks!

unless of course it's a 3 vs 3 Sveno competition!!! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

LEXX_Luthor
03-08-2005, 09:25 PM
Zen Koan::

Is Ki~43 a Crapp plane, or is Ki~43 a Noob plane?

My answer...

LOIS_Lane:: <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>just fly it <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
I knew this would be my Fave plane over the PF.

FatBoyHK
03-08-2005, 09:46 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by LEXX_Luthor:
Is Ki~43 a Crapp plane, or is Ki~43 a Noob plane?
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

noob plane for a noob, cr@p plane for an expert

Lewicide
03-08-2005, 10:53 PM
Craaaaash...... tell us tell us tell us

wouldn't be about new uberpanes,.. a Pfeil perhaps? http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Tickle him till he tells,...... get the comfy cushion,..... anything

Muuuuum Crash's got a secret.......


(twitching and composing himself) sorry about the attack of patch fever http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

F19_Ob
03-09-2005, 12:38 AM
This may be to crappy to even consider but,
Stukas with the heavy gunpods only is tough to handle in dogfights. The earliest only have peashooters and could be fun aswell.
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He 111's with the 20mm nose gunner. The fun part is that unlike in a TB3, the He111 only can shoot forward with one gunner, but a defending he111 have 2 backwards and 2 to the sides. Could be interesting.
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Vals have only peashooters. Two forward and one in the back. It takes time to bring anything down.
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The cr42 is fun because of its bad dogfight visibility, engine cuts out and is prone to spinning.
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Even the Gotha jet can be fun because of its slow roll. They should have equiped it with a single cannon instead of two.

http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

woofiedog
03-09-2005, 01:10 AM
http://www.warsite.50megs.com/images/he-111_bettt.jpg
Shot down my brothers La-7 with one of these crates online.

He-111 is almost as good as a A-20 in the fighter role. <span class="ev_code_YELLOW">Almost!</span>

http://www.warbirdalley.com/images/he111-3.jpg

Monson74
03-09-2005, 02:17 AM
I vote for the SBD-3/5. Whenever I pick one of these online/offline I also pick not to make it home alive - it's slow, vulnerable, fragile & poorly armed. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

MEGILE
03-09-2005, 06:30 AM
Spitfire VIII

mortoma
03-09-2005, 09:38 AM
The KI-43s also qualify as krap planes because of their weak armament alone. Tight turning does not compensate for BB guns!!! The Japanese should have strapped a cannon or two to that baby. Ever try to shoot down a tough Hellcat with a KI-43??? Talk about hard to kill.

ASM 1
03-09-2005, 11:51 AM
does the 109Z count as a cr@p plane http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/784.gif
what about the YP-80.....?!?!


Otherwise, just about any plane I try and fly is cr@p.... says a lot for my piloting skills eh ? http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Monty_Thrud
03-09-2005, 11:59 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> Spitfire VIII
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif.... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/cry.gif

Friendly_flyer
03-09-2005, 01:21 PM
The early single-seat IL2s could marginally be seen as cr@ppy. They are fine early war ground ponders, but as dogfighters they are definitely on the crappy side.

dadada1
03-09-2005, 01:28 PM
When it gets here, the Fokker D XXI.

F19_Orheim
03-09-2005, 02:24 PM
unflyablehttp://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_frown.gif

scootertgm
03-09-2005, 02:41 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by mortoma:
The KI-43s also qualify as krap planes because of their weak armament alone. Tight turning does not compensate for BB guns!!! The Japanese should have strapped a cannon or two to that baby. Ever try to shoot down a tough Hellcat with a KI-43??? Talk about hard to kill. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

The KI43 can be VERY deadly, you just have to be accurate with the guns. In one free-for-all mission I shot down a F4u-1D, two zero's and a Hurrican II and was picking on another F4U when I ran out of ammo...

Place your shots and you'll win.

mortoma
03-09-2005, 03:40 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by scootertgm:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by mortoma:
The KI-43s also qualify as krap planes because of their weak armament alone. Tight turning does not compensate for BB guns!!! The Japanese should have strapped a cannon or two to that baby. Ever try to shoot down a tough Hellcat with a KI-43??? Talk about hard to kill. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

The KI43 can be VERY deadly, you just have to be accurate with the guns. In one free-for-all mission I shot down a F4u-1D, two zero's and a Hurrican II and was picking on another F4U when I ran out of ammo...

Place your shots and you'll win. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>I have spikes in my joystick's pitch pot. Can't aim very well in a plane that already is sensitive in pitch. Besides, you must have been flying the latest flyable version of the Ki-43, which has upgraded MGs. The first one has very weak 7mm MGs and the middle one has a hybrid combo. That last one has two 12 or 13mm guns so it's not so bad.

F19_Orheim
03-09-2005, 06:30 PM
Actually this is an agonizing question for me because all my loved ones end up in this category (if you define Cr@pPlaneā"ž¢ the same way I do).

To assign the "best" Cr@pPlaneā"ž¢ is almost a contradiction in terms, an oxymoron - they are called cr@p because of their limited resources. Now, do you mean "best" as in representing the corevalues of the term Cr@pPlaneā"ž¢ the best, or "best" as in with the highest chance to kick some @ss with the rest of the "uberplanesā®"? I gather you mean the latter. In that case:

TADAAAA (drumwirl), the Cr@pPlaneā"ž¢ I feel most "safe" in in an environment of hostile superior fighters is:

<span class="ev_code_RED">I-153 P</span>

It's quite fast compared to other Cr@pPlanesā"ž¢, it turns like an "elderly citizen" on laxative just realizing there is trouble coming in a few seconds and heads for the "restroom", it can absorb quite a beating and those ShVAK:s are quite enough to feel a bit over-confident http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Oh and she looks so good that people just don't have the heart to inflict any damage to her http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/heart.gif

PS: Actually those ShVAK:s are almost reasons enough to kick her out of the class http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by FatBoyHK:
noob plane for a noob, cr@p plane for an expert <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Wellspoken mate! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif


Now for the next category. The Cr@pPlaneā"ž¢ that represents the corevalues of the term Cr@pPlaneā"ž¢ the best is:

<span class="ev_code_RED">P11c</span>

It is definately a challenge to stay alive in when dogfighting other planes, and/or to get a kill. It is old, it is staggering slow, it stalls easily, no flaps, peashooters, hardly any other qualities than being a 2 cent turner and sh*tload of fun to dogfight in... and she looks cr@p good"http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

PBNA-Boosher
03-09-2005, 07:00 PM
P.11! I can shoot down all late war planes while flying a P.11, a feat I have yet to achieve in any other **** plane.

F19_Orheim
03-09-2005, 07:16 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PBNA-Boosher:
P.11! I can shoot down all late war planes while flying a P.11, a feat I have yet to achieve in any other **** plane. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I would gather that that has to do more with the inabilities of the virtual pilots you have met rather than the opponent's type of airplane or the qualities of the P11.

However fighting a P11 is tideous and requires patience. It takes concentration to fight such a slow plane and it can be hard not to get too eager and start turning instead of just high yo-yo it or B/Z.
Still the P11 bleed more E than most other planes in the game. Getting killed by a P11 is not only stupid, it is highly Embarrassing http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

P11 should be NO threat to any plane in the game if handled correctly.

Well that is the POINT with flying Cr@pPlanesā"ž¢ though, to try to embaress the guys who so eagerly want to shoot you down http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/icon_twisted.gif I love her too!

AFJ_Locust
03-09-2005, 08:37 PM
Is there 10 Jets/Rocket AC in the sim yet ?

If so I vote them the crapiest

Everything else rules

theres some 10 variations of the zero isint there LOL !!!

BaldieJr
03-09-2005, 09:48 PM
I-153 vs I-153 is the most legal fun I've ever had.