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BaldieJr
09-27-2005, 08:14 AM
Who is Sasha Imnogoodavich? He's my flight leader AI guy who has flown several sorties but has no kills. He dies in the first mission and gets replaced by some other faceless nitwit.

So I opened up the file that contains all the AI names and deleted everything. Then I added the names of everyone I knew and started a new campaign.

Cool. Uncle Moe is my flight leader. I like uncle moe. He seems like the kinda guy who would score a few kills in WWII and still teach suday school.

Jeez, he flies like garbage. He calls out for assistance and then runs the other way. I'll give him credit though, he always has time for a kind word: he told me I was doing a great job (after I downed a 109) even while he had 4 on his six.

Last I heard he bailed out several miles west of our base.

My wife laughed so hard when I told her this story.

BaldieJr
09-27-2005, 08:14 AM
Who is Sasha Imnogoodavich? He's my flight leader AI guy who has flown several sorties but has no kills. He dies in the first mission and gets replaced by some other faceless nitwit.

So I opened up the file that contains all the AI names and deleted everything. Then I added the names of everyone I knew and started a new campaign.

Cool. Uncle Moe is my flight leader. I like uncle moe. He seems like the kinda guy who would score a few kills in WWII and still teach suday school.

Jeez, he flies like garbage. He calls out for assistance and then runs the other way. I'll give him credit though, he always has time for a kind word: he told me I was doing a great job (after I downed a 109) even while he had 4 on his six.

Last I heard he bailed out several miles west of our base.

My wife laughed so hard when I told her this story.

Kuna15
09-27-2005, 08:41 AM
rofl
Very interesting thing, now if I could only take picture of all my friends and put it in roster that sounds like fun. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

Pirschjaeger
09-27-2005, 08:50 AM
Ha ha ha, that's a good one Baldie. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif

Can I put some members of my family in the enemy planes in my game? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

Fritz

Kuna15
09-27-2005, 09:16 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Pirschjaeger:
Ha ha ha, that's a good one Baldie. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif

Can I put some members of my family in the enemy planes in my game? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

Fritz </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I think you can. YOu gave me naughty idea there...
Mother in law as an enemy ace... custom red skin... added in ace list in campaign... edited .db files in DGen folder to include her skin... rofl.
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Typhoon.db
______________________________________________
Moscow
[Towns]
40 Vyazma
40 Ugra
20 Novodygino
10 Klimov_Zavod
10 Yukhnov
10 Gzhatsk
10 Uvarovka
10 Medyn
10 Kuskovo
10 Kondrovo
10 Polotnyanyy_Zavod
10 Rzhev
10 Zubtsov
10 Pogoreloye_Gorodische
10 Karmanovo
10 Shakhovskaya
10 Ostashovo
10 Znamenka
10 Mozhaysk
10 Ruza
10 Maloyaroslavets
10 Volokolamsk
10 Novopetrovskoye
10 Solnechnogorsk
10 Zvenigorod
10 Nakhabino
10 Lesnoy_Gorodok
10 Naro-Fominsk
[Schedule]
11004 50
11005 40
11006 10
11007 20
11008 20
11009 20
11010 20
11015 25
11020 25
11025 25
11030 25
11105 5
11115 10
11125 10
11205 10
11210 -5
11215 -5
11220 -5
11225 -10
20101 -10
20110 -20
20120 -20
20201 -20
20210 -20
20220 -20
20301 -20
20310 -20
20320 -20
20401 -20
[OOB]
=I_StGOne=II_StGOne=I_JG3=II_JG3=III_JG3=II_JG27=I I_JG27=III_JG27=Stab_JG27=I_JG5_1=II_JG5_1=III_
JG5_1=Stab_JG51=I_JG5_2=II_JG5_2=4_JG52=I_LG2=I_KG 1=II_KG1=III_KG1=Stab_KG1=I_KG3=II_KG3=III_KG3=
Stab_KG3==III_KG3_0=I_StG2=II_StG2=III_StG2=IV_StG 2=Stab_StG2=4_StG2=StG163=3IAK=3GvIAP=5GvIAP=6G
vIAP=9GvIAP=11GvIAP=12GvIAP=16GvIAP =40GvIAP=88GvIAP=116IAP=120IAP=131IAP=148IAP=160IA P=161IAP=163IAP=165IAP=176IAP=178IAP=183IAP=237
IAP=239IAP=254IAP=270IAP=272IAP=279IAP=296IAP=511I AP=530IAP=728IAP=7GvShAP=8GvShAP=94GvShAP=166Gv
ShAP=61ShAP=175ShAP=190ShAP=210ShAP=218ShAP=237ShA P=430ShAP=431ShAP=614ShAP=617ShAP=672ShAP=688Sh
AP=810ShAP=874ShAP=995ShAP=34BAP=
[Planes]
14 I_153_M62
18 I_153P
14 I_16TYPE18
46 I_16TYPE24
6 IL_2_1940Late
12 IL_2_1941Early
4 IL_2_1941Late
8 IL_4_DB3B
10 IL_4_DB3M
23 LAGG_3SERIES4
4 LI_2
6 MIG_3EARLY
28 MIG_3UD
6 MIG_3UB
2 MIG_3SHVAK
10 SU_2
19 PE_2SERIES1
12 PE_3SERIES1
3 PE_8
5 U_2VS
8 P_40E
4 R_10
4 SB_2M100A
8 SB_2M103
2 TB_3_4M_17
22 YAK_1
20 BF_109E4B
32 BF_109E7
52 BF_109F2
22 BF_109F4
11 BF_110C4
16 BF_110C4B
27 HE_111H2
26 JU_52_3MG4E
32 JU_87B2
44 JU_88A4
13 FW_189A2
5 FI_156
[Aces]
BF_109F2 BF_109F2 Stab_JG51 M¶lders
skin:Werner_Moelders.bmp
BF_109F4 BF_109F4 I_JG3 Graf von Einsiedel
skin:Graf_von_Einsiedel.bmp
BF_109F4 BF_109F4 I_JG3 <span class="ev_code_RED">MOTHER_IN_LAW</span>
<span class="ev_code_RED">skin: mother_in_law.bmp</span>
BF_109F4 BF_109F4 III_JG5_1 B¤r
skin: Heinz_Baer.bmp
BF_109E7 BF_109E7 Stab_JG27 Graf von Kageneck
skin:Erbo_Graf_von_Kageneck.bmp
BF_109F4 BF_109F4 4_JG52 Steinhoff
BF_109F2 BF_109F2 Stab_JG27 M¶lders
skin:Werner_Moelders.bmp
BF_109F2 BF_109F2 III_JG5_1 Hoffmann
BF_109F2 BF_109F2 II_JG5_1 Strelow
BF_109F2 BF_109F2 I_JG3 Lützow
skin:Guenther_Luetzow.bmp
MIG_3EARLY MIG_3EARLY 3IAK Titenkov
LAGG_3SERIES4 LAGG_3SERIES4 178IAP Grigoryev
MiG_3UD MiG_3UD 3IAK A. Suprun
MiG_3UD MiG_3UD 3IAK Semyonov
[Operations] &lt;&lt;ops41-N.dat ops41-E.dat ops41-H.dat
________________________________________________
I think some more files need to be edited as well, but it is probably doable...
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

Pirschjaeger
09-27-2005, 09:53 AM
You put your mother in law in an F4? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

Kuna, you acted on impulse and with out reason. Shame on you buddy. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

Let me make a suggestion. Put her in an Il-2 at 10,000. Don't forget unlimited ammo http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif
It's a long way down and the Il-2 can take a lot of hits. Imagine the psychological damage. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/icon_twisted.gif

Please think next time before you react. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

Fritz

BaldieJr
09-27-2005, 09:57 AM
I wish I had time to work on this idea. Hopefully someone else will run with it....

A OnlineOffline DGen mod.

It works like so..

Forum users elect to fill out a form. It asks for thier name, thier army, thier plane, and allows them to upload thier skin.

When there are enough forum user-names collected, create the Dgen campaign files and package it up for distrubution/download.

OnlineOffline http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

Pig_Mac
09-27-2005, 10:26 AM
i want kuma15's skin: mother_in_law.bmp to go public as a nototious ace of [insert faction].

http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

T_O_A_D
09-27-2005, 10:58 AM
Was just thinking the same thing, http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif


<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by BaldieJr:
I wish I had time to work on this idea. Hopefully someone else will run with it....

A OnlineOffline DGen mod.

It works like so..

Forum users elect to fill out a form. It asks for thier name, thier army, thier plane, and allows them to upload thier skin.

When there are enough forum user-names collected, create the Dgen campaign files and package it up for distrubution/download.

OnlineOffline http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Kuna15
09-27-2005, 05:40 PM
I did not make this stuff but bare thought about her (pilot skin) in leather pilot's cap in F4s cockpit brings smile to my face. lmao
This game could really be good stress relieving tool. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

I did not react in impulse Fritz I am simply making a joke out of situation. If you don't like it... well. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Pirschjaeger
09-27-2005, 06:02 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Kuna15:
I did not make this stuff but bare thought about her (pilot skin) in leather pilot's cap in F4s cockpit brings smile to my face. lmao
This game could really be good stress relieving tool. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

I did not react in impulse Fritz I am simply making a joke out of situation. If you don't like it... well. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

But just imagine,mother in law, 10,000, unlimited ammo, rate of fall. What could me more stress relieving? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

Fritz

Enforcer572005
09-27-2005, 07:33 PM
Baldie, you and Kuna are just too much.....
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

Badsight.
09-27-2005, 10:59 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Pirschjaeger:
Put her in an Il-2 at 10,000. Don't forget unlimited ammo http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif
It's a long way down and the Il-2 can take a lot of hits. Imagine the psychological damage. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/icon_twisted.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>this is too funny

my first thought was ex wife or mother in law too , but that situation is Gold

Friendly_flyer
09-28-2005, 02:41 AM
While we're at it:

I was a bit bored with the standard phrases of the commanders on completed missions, so I edited them. Now I'm told I'm wasting Uncle Stalin€s fine war material, that Gulag is waiting or to bloody well learn to fly whenever I do a bad job (which is most of the time).