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Waldo.Pepper
09-01-2006, 01:44 PM
Caption me!!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v516/WaldoPepper/caption%20me/ifonly.jpg


I'll go first. "If only it were flyable!

Waldo.Pepper
09-01-2006, 01:44 PM
Caption me!!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v516/WaldoPepper/caption%20me/ifonly.jpg


I'll go first. "If only it were flyable!

MrMojok
09-01-2006, 01:49 PM
"Don't worry about the Luftwaffe, boys... each of your gunners can put a .50 cal round through a gnat at 850 yards."

Divine-Wind
09-01-2006, 01:57 PM
"I bet their flight models are p0rked."

TeufelHund84
09-01-2006, 02:04 PM
"And one last thing boys; in the event of an emergency, the ball turret gunner, that's you boys located right here, will be quite f*cked. Any questions?"

TeufelHund84
09-01-2006, 02:06 PM
I don't wanna kill the b-17 model pic so keep up with that one, but I had to throw this one in too.

http://www.ussyorktown.com/yorktown/4pilots.jpg

"So me and Jimmy see him and we come shooting down and ram the n00b out of the sky! He didn't even finish off the jerry yet! I mean sure that 109 was missing his elevators and rudder and his engine was on fire, but if I don't see the kill message then it's fair game!"

-HH- Beebop
09-01-2006, 02:13 PM
Caption 1:
"This boys is the plane the mission builder forgot to make 'Red'. Feel free to blow it out of the sky."

Caption 2:
"Since the release of 4.05 this area HERE requires only one low velocity 7.62 round to set the entire wing on fire."

Caption 3:
"If you listen closely boys you'll hear the ball turret gunner laugh when I tickle the plane here, like this."

dogstar4000
09-01-2006, 02:13 PM
"Now listen carefully, this is precisely why Airfix has gone bust! Just look at the Bl**dy moulding on this one! Its a disgrace!"

madsarmy
09-01-2006, 02:18 PM
"And this one here is also an aeroplane"

dogstar4000
09-01-2006, 02:27 PM
"OI! Number SIX, where are your goggles? Have you been drinking?"

BiscuitKnight
09-01-2006, 02:30 PM
"This part is called the "fusela-" no, wait..."

or

"But under no circumstances must you use the toilet located here"

stanford-ukded
09-01-2006, 02:37 PM
As you can see our latest modifications involve massive sticks.

dogstar4000
09-01-2006, 02:38 PM
First Lieutenant Smiths version of the magnetic 'Pick up a duck' game was a real hit with 'A' flight before they did a run to the synthetic oil plant.

Xiolablu3
09-01-2006, 02:43 PM
Winner of the 'not blinking' contest was the Airfix B17 kit.


Worrying looks from the USAAF as Cockroaches try to take over the world in scaled down B17's.


Worrying Spy Scandal as it is found that the Ants have stolen US plans for the B17 and built their own fleet.

BiscuitKnight
09-01-2006, 02:43 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by stanford-ukded:
As you can see our latest modifications involve massive sticks. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

ROL! That's my favorite so far.

BiscuitKnight
09-01-2006, 02:48 PM
"Rule of thumb: don't fly under the plane when these doors are open"

Divine-Wind
09-01-2006, 03:00 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by BiscuitKnight:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by stanford-ukded:
As you can see our latest modifications involve massive sticks. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

ROL! That's my favorite so far. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
ROL = Rolling on the Lol?

"Alright, who painted this noseart on #204?"

ploughman
09-01-2006, 03:14 PM
Cap. 1.

"Merrick, get your hand of Johnson's shoulder, this is the Army Air Corps, not the Navy."

Cap. 2.

"Hur, hur. Yeah. So they told you this was the front too huh?"

Tusseladden
09-01-2006, 03:14 PM
#1 "WrooooooOOOOOOOoooooom.. ratatatatatata!.. booom! prrrrrrrrrrrrt prrt prttttt *choke* *.50cal fire sound* *Engine: Fire* "


#2 "Whatever you do guys, make sure those darn jerries don't mess with the sticks"

rnzoli
09-01-2006, 03:14 PM
"Now the only thing remains to be solved is how can we squeeze all of you into these small airplanes."

BiscuitKnight
09-01-2006, 03:24 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Divine-Wind:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by BiscuitKnight:
ROL! That's my favorite so far. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
ROL = Rolling on the Lol?

"Alright, who painted this noseart on #204?" </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif Yep, or "Rolling Out Loud"http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/crackwhip.gif

wayno7777
09-01-2006, 03:33 PM
"Er, a little close there, don't ya think, eh?"....

BiscuitKnight
09-01-2006, 03:48 PM
"My god! This one's underside isn't painted! Forget the whole operation!"

strider1
09-01-2006, 03:49 PM
" No, Johson, there's no "Toggle icons" button in real life. Now someone take this wind chime back to the Colonel's garden before he misses it. Damn cutbacks on training aids."

Jaws2002
09-01-2006, 05:07 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v258/&lt;FA&gt;Jaws/ifon.jpg

And the guy on the right is thinking.

"Man I need to Fart"

**** accidently edited insted of quoted, My Bad.

danjama
09-01-2006, 05:21 PM
All of them except the demonstrator are thinking:

"What the HELL is he talking about"

fordfan25
09-01-2006, 05:40 PM
He who smellt it delt it.

dieg777
09-01-2006, 06:02 PM
Instead of using plates , the colonel could spin 18 planes on sticks at the one time to keep the boys amused

Feathered_IV
09-01-2006, 06:03 PM
"High Command are insane. We can't all fit inside there!!!"

Divine-Wind
09-01-2006, 06:07 PM
"Why the **** are they all looking at me like that..."

hotspace
09-01-2006, 06:44 PM
Yeah, these are all very nice, but when are we getting the 4.06 patch......

gdfo
09-02-2006, 04:50 AM
'Gentlemen! You all will notice that the stick in the belly of this plane is longer than most and shortre than a few. Remember to pull the 'stick release' toggle before lowering your landing gear.! "

BSS_CUDA
09-02-2006, 06:58 AM
"and this little piggie went to the market"

Haigotron
09-02-2006, 10:20 AM
One of the trainees in the back:
"Sir - What do you mean hop in!? You cant possibly believe that we can all fit inside that one?!"

DuxCorvan
09-02-2006, 12:24 PM
"Just look at them, boyz, Boeing is not making them flyable"

BSS_CUDA
09-02-2006, 12:49 PM
this is our new Stealth B-17, it will have a Radar cross section about this big

BfHeFwMe
09-02-2006, 10:03 PM
But Sir, There's only eight of us left..........

WTE_Ibis
09-02-2006, 10:57 PM
Listen carefully, I will say this only once,
"These are American"
"The Luftys have big crosses on them and they don't have the vertical death rays yet"

.

Ruy Horta
09-03-2006, 07:56 AM
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/784.gif

"You'll soon know what a marshmallow feels like..."

fighter_966
09-03-2006, 02:16 PM
"and this is not an enemy plane its ours, the enemy hasnt show himself yet" http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

PBNA-Boosher
09-03-2006, 04:16 PM
"mmm... Turkey!"

stanford-ukded
09-03-2006, 04:26 PM
Get your hand off my arse, Johnson.

danjama
09-04-2006, 08:10 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by stanford-ukded:
Get your hand off my arse, Johnson. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

ooh err missus

HotelBushranger
09-04-2006, 08:14 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Caption 3:
"If you listen closely boys you'll hear the ball turret gunner laugh when I tickle the plane here, like this." </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Lol! That's a good one http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

Feathered_IV
09-04-2006, 08:26 AM
"As you can see, our route takes us over Transylvania. Which is home to some highly unusual anti-aircraft defences."

T_O_A_D
09-04-2006, 09:29 AM
They are Navy Pilots, they never saw the Germans,


<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by TeufelHund84:
I don't wanna kill the b-17 model pic so keep up with that one, but I had to throw this one in too.

http://www.ussyorktown.com/yorktown/4pilots.jpg

"So me and Jimmy see him and we come shooting down and ram the n00b out of the sky! He didn't even finish off the jerry yet! I mean sure that 109 was missing his elevators and rudder and his engine was on fire, but if I don't see the kill message then it's fair game!" </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

T_O_A_D
09-04-2006, 09:35 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Jaws2002:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v258/&lt;FA&gt;Jaws/ifon.jpg


</div></BLOCKQUOTE>


And the guy on the right is thinking.

"Man I need to Fart"