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tigertalon
08-22-2006, 07:55 PM
...considering this wishes:

Give Me Operations

Author unknown, Air Force traditional

Don't give me a P-38;
the props, they counter-rotate
She's smattered and smitten
from Burma to Britain
Don't give me a P-38

CHORUS

Don't give me a P-39;
the engine is mounted behind
She'll tumble and roll,
and she'll bore a deep hole
Don't give me a P-39

CHORUS

Don't give me a Peter-four-oh;
it's a hell of an airplane, I know
A ground-looping bast-ard,
you're bound to get plastered
Don't give me a Peter-four-oh

CHORUS

Don't give me an old Thunderbolt;
she gave many pilots a jolt
It looks like a jug,
and it flies like a tug
Don't give me an old Thunderbolt

CHORUS

Don't give me a P-51
It was all right for fighting the Hun
But with coolant tank dry
You'll run out of sky
Don't give me a P-51

CHORUS

Don't give me a P-61
For night flying sure is no fun
They say it's a lark
I'm scared of the dark
Don't give me a P-61

CHORUS

Don't give me an F-82;
that monster from out of the blue
You won't understand
just who's in command
Don't give me an F-82

CHORUS

Don't five me an old Shooting Star;
she goes, but not very far
She'll rumble and spout,
and will surely flame out
Don't give me an old Shooting Star

CHORUS

Don't give me an F-84;
her pilots they ain't here no more
They bombed in that crate,
but they all pulled out late
Don't give me an F-84

CHORUS

Don't give me an 86D,
with rockets, radar, and AB
She's fast, I don't care;
she blows up in mid-air
Don't give me an 86D

CHORUS

Don't give me a One-Double-Oh
to fight against friendly or foe
That old Sabre dance
made me **** in my pants
Don't give me a One-Double-Oh

CHORUS

Don't give me McDonnell's Voodoo;
there's nothing that she will not do
She'll really pitch up,
she'll make you throw up
Don't give me McDonnell's Voodoo

CHORUS

Don't give me an F-104;
she's faster than lightning fer shore
But after one pass
there's no bullets, no gas
Don't give me an F-104

CHORUS

Don't give me an F-105,
'cause I like being alive
She's great for attack,
she soaks up mach-mach flak
Don't give me an F-105

CHORUS

Don't give me an old F-4C,
with a navigator flying with me
Her dihedral's neat,
but she's got a back seat
Don't give me an old F-4C

CHORUS

CHORUS:
Give me operations way out on some lonely atoll
For I am too young to die; I just want to grow old

tigertalon
08-22-2006, 07:55 PM
...considering this wishes:

Give Me Operations

Author unknown, Air Force traditional

Don't give me a P-38;
the props, they counter-rotate
She's smattered and smitten
from Burma to Britain
Don't give me a P-38

CHORUS

Don't give me a P-39;
the engine is mounted behind
She'll tumble and roll,
and she'll bore a deep hole
Don't give me a P-39

CHORUS

Don't give me a Peter-four-oh;
it's a hell of an airplane, I know
A ground-looping bast-ard,
you're bound to get plastered
Don't give me a Peter-four-oh

CHORUS

Don't give me an old Thunderbolt;
she gave many pilots a jolt
It looks like a jug,
and it flies like a tug
Don't give me an old Thunderbolt

CHORUS

Don't give me a P-51
It was all right for fighting the Hun
But with coolant tank dry
You'll run out of sky
Don't give me a P-51

CHORUS

Don't give me a P-61
For night flying sure is no fun
They say it's a lark
I'm scared of the dark
Don't give me a P-61

CHORUS

Don't give me an F-82;
that monster from out of the blue
You won't understand
just who's in command
Don't give me an F-82

CHORUS

Don't five me an old Shooting Star;
she goes, but not very far
She'll rumble and spout,
and will surely flame out
Don't give me an old Shooting Star

CHORUS

Don't give me an F-84;
her pilots they ain't here no more
They bombed in that crate,
but they all pulled out late
Don't give me an F-84

CHORUS

Don't give me an 86D,
with rockets, radar, and AB
She's fast, I don't care;
she blows up in mid-air
Don't give me an 86D

CHORUS

Don't give me a One-Double-Oh
to fight against friendly or foe
That old Sabre dance
made me **** in my pants
Don't give me a One-Double-Oh

CHORUS

Don't give me McDonnell's Voodoo;
there's nothing that she will not do
She'll really pitch up,
she'll make you throw up
Don't give me McDonnell's Voodoo

CHORUS

Don't give me an F-104;
she's faster than lightning fer shore
But after one pass
there's no bullets, no gas
Don't give me an F-104

CHORUS

Don't give me an F-105,
'cause I like being alive
She's great for attack,
she soaks up mach-mach flak
Don't give me an F-105

CHORUS

Don't give me an old F-4C,
with a navigator flying with me
Her dihedral's neat,
but she's got a back seat
Don't give me an old F-4C

CHORUS

CHORUS:
Give me operations way out on some lonely atoll
For I am too young to die; I just want to grow old

VW-IceFire
08-22-2006, 08:02 PM
Problem solved!

Beoing P-26 Peashooter

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f1/Peashooter.arp.750pix.jpg

berg417448
08-22-2006, 08:04 PM
Fly NAVY!

Xiolablu3
08-22-2006, 08:29 PM
Hehe, great song.

I made my own http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

Dont give me a Supermarine Spitfire,
Its fuel situation is Dire,
Without Drop Tanks Plugged in,
You'll be going for a swim,
And finish up behind Hun Barbed Wire.

Cajun76
08-22-2006, 08:33 PM
Naturally, you should fly the Thunderbolt. Best chance of making it back home. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

LStarosta
08-22-2006, 08:37 PM
The Spitfire.

tigertalon
08-22-2006, 08:40 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by berg417448:
Fly NAVY! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Don't give me that clumsy Hellcat,
she looks like a blown-up rat,
she bleeds like it's fun,
she cooks like the sun,
Don't give me that clumsy Hellcat

Don't give me that wobbly Corsair,
she may stay quite long in the air,
but your ammo she'll spill
without getting a kill,
Don't give me that wobbly Corsair.

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(have mercy pls, english is my 3rd language, I did my best)

tigertalon
08-22-2006, 08:53 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by LStarosta:
The Spitfire. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Don't give me the all mighty Spit;
it makes all the bogeys to shi-t,
plus it's quite unfair
to take oofos to air,
Don't give me the All mighty Spit.

(Xiola, try to catch the rythm, which should go something like this:
-!--!--!
-!--!--!
-!--!
-!--!
-!--!--!

where !s are accentuated wowels and -s are not)

Feathered_IV
08-22-2006, 09:13 PM
You should choose the A6M2.
You'll have no regrets if you do.
It's a hell of a kite,
for a low turning fight.
And it makes all the red team eat poo.

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Xiolablu3
08-22-2006, 09:18 PM
http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif I suck at English mate, I think I will give up on the poems.

Do you really think that the Spitfire is a UFO still? (Not talking about the 25lbs, I never fly it, its never on any maps)

I was flying one last night in our game, (Zorins new Malta map 109F4/Me110/He111/Stuka vs SpitVb/Hurri IIc/P40/Beaufighter) I think I have been flying the 109F4 for too long because the Spitfire Vb felt so so underpowered...

I think I will have nightmares tonight about 109F4's circling above me while I yank the stikc into a tight turn as they continously B&Z me at will. Its just a matter of time......


Seriously tho, If both pilots are mediocre, then likely the Spitfire will win, OK fair enough, ease of handling etc, historical.
However - I feel if the 109F4 has a good pilot in it, it walks all over the SpitfireVb.

I feel almost toally safe froma Spitfire Vb in a 109F4 these days. If one comes up on my tail then I just go into a shallow dive (or as steep as he is coming at me) and I can easily pull away and fly back to teamates, who will clear my 6.

I only really get worried if I dont see him and am surprised, or I HAVE to commit to his dogfight (say a teamate is in trouble and I must save him) Other than that I feel I can dictate/control the fight in the 109F4.

Charos
08-22-2006, 09:55 PM
You really should fly a 109,
with oil on your screen half the time.
Its one hell of a crate,
cant TnB with a Spit on your date.
And you get to drink lots of Blue Whine.
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mortoma1958
08-22-2006, 09:59 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Xiolablu3:
http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif I suck at English mate, I think I will give up on the poems.

Do you really think that the Spitfire is a UFO still? (Not talking about the 25lbs, I never fly it, its never on any maps)

I was flying one last night in our game, (Zorins new Malta map 109F4/Me110/He111/Stuka vs SpitVb/Hurri IIc/P40/Beaufighter) I think I have been flying the 109F4 for too long because the Spitfire Vb felt so so underpowered...

I think I will have nightmares tonight about 109F4's circling above me while I yank the stikc into a tight turn as they continously B&Z me at will. Its just a matter of time......


Seriously tho, If both pilots are mediocre, then likely the Spitfire will win, OK fair enough, ease of handling etc, historical.
However - I feel if the 109F4 has a good pilot in it, it walks all over the SpitfireVb.

I feel almost toally safe froma Spitfire Vb in a 109F4 these days. If one comes up on my tail then I just go into a shallow dive (or as steep as he is coming at me) and I can easily pull away and fly back to teamates, who will clear my 6.

I only really get worried if I dont see him and am surprised, or I HAVE to commit to his dogfight (say a teamate is in trouble and I must save him) Other than that I feel I can dictate/control the fight in the 109F4. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>I thought this thread was about American fighters.

But anyway, yes of course the 109F4 will easily defeat any Spit V model. 109 is much faster and as such can dictate the entire fight. Not to mention a far better climber at most altitudes.
Anyone in a 109 flying agianst a Spit V would have to truly stink to lose the fight.

Feathered_IV
08-22-2006, 10:44 PM
Not quite The Bard, but its from the heart:

Just give me the P-36!
I wouldn't just fly it 'for kicks'
I don't mind if you stock it,
with any old cockpit.
Just code the thing in double-quick.

JamesBlonde888
08-23-2006, 12:02 AM
Don't give me a Grumman Wild-cat
Most piano's fly better than that
Product of the union
Between a beer keg and a sherman
Please don't make me fly that.

WOLFMondo
08-23-2006, 01:20 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Cajun76:
Naturally, you should fly the Thunderbolt. Best chance of making it back home. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

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P47D is one of the best for sure.

BiscuitKnight
08-23-2006, 01:30 AM
It needs a verse about the F-16 :P Good find, mate.

Friendly_flyer
08-23-2006, 01:34 AM
Keep the verses flowig Gents!

tigertalon
08-23-2006, 04:42 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Xiolablu3:
Do you really think that the Spitfire is a UFO still?
</div></BLOCKQUOTE>

(my little fishing payed off http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif)

I agree with you about the F4 vs SpitV, F4 is clearly superior if pilot knows what he is (supposed to be) doing. 109E vs Vb seems more fair to me (with advantage now on spit).

I was reffering to spitIX, VIII. Yes I do believe they are more favoured than other AC in this sim.

You can only outturn, outclimb, out-overheat, out-E-bleed, out-alt-perform, out-"run without oil", dive with, (etc etc...) ANYTHING you meet in 1943 and most of opponents in 44. Yes I do think it's an UFO that's why I never fly late spits (I came here to fly WW2 air combat simulator, not X-wing vs Tie fighter).

Give a good spit driver spitIX in 43 and whatever you throw at him in 43 will have only two options: ruuuuuuun like hell or tumble down shredded to bits.

This sim does favour stall fighters over energy ones, I accepted that as inevitable truth of PF long time ago.

Still, let's stay on topic:

Don't give me the small 109
She surely will turn just fine
But fight mustangs you try
and you will no longer fly
Don't give me the small 109.

tigertalon
08-23-2006, 04:49 AM
Don't give me the nimble Yak-3
She will loop and turn for free
But dive in to fast
And you'll no longer last
Don't give me the nimble Yak-3

Feathered_IV
08-23-2006, 05:17 AM
Don't give me that '46 Lerche
The nose cone's one hell of a perch.
There'd be more than a frown,
when I try to touch down,
and get impaled on a big steepled church.

Ouch!

stathem
08-23-2006, 05:23 AM
Don€t give me a Me one-oh-nine;
They say it will turn on a dime;
But the Spitfire turns tighter,
€˜burns like a ***-lighter*,
Don€t give me a Me one-oh-nine.

Don€t give me a Focke-wulf run ninety;
In a high G turn it is flighty,
Your wing it will drop,
Soon you€re in for the chop,
Don€t give me a Focke-wulf run ninety.

---------------------

* - *** is English for cigarette.

tigertalon
08-23-2006, 05:26 AM
Feathered, stathem, these are lovely!!

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by BiscuitKnight:
It needs a verse about the F-16 :P Good find, mate. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Here http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif

Don't give me a haughty 16
Makes me feel like again I'm 14,
But when migs come around
better stay on the ground
Don't give me a haughty 16

Don't give me that F15C
She surely's a great plane to see,
But when flankers arrive
She's no longer up high,
Don't give me that F15C.

MEGILE
08-23-2006, 05:29 AM
Don't give me a 262,
it's contrails look like poo,
they cause online lag,
and their pilots are f4g,
don't give me a 262

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Don't give me a spity 14,
too fly, it is a dream,
the luftpansies will cry,
and in hordes they will die,
dont give me a spity 14

Feathered_IV
08-23-2006, 05:41 AM
So who do I f*ck around here,
for a flyable Claude - tell me dear?
I'd support Boonty Box.
Hell, I'd **** all their *****
If they'd only release one this year.

Edit: Now with extra asterisks! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

Xiolablu3
08-23-2006, 05:42 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by mortoma1958:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Xiolablu3:
http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif I suck at English mate, I think I will give up on the poems.

Do you really think that the Spitfire is a UFO still? (Not talking about the 25lbs, I never fly it, its never on any maps)

I was flying one last night in our game, (Zorins new Malta map 109F4/Me110/He111/Stuka vs SpitVb/Hurri IIc/P40/Beaufighter) I think I have been flying the 109F4 for too long because the Spitfire Vb felt so so underpowered...

I think I will have nightmares tonight about 109F4's circling above me while I yank the stikc into a tight turn as they continously B&Z me at will. Its just a matter of time......


Seriously tho, If both pilots are mediocre, then likely the Spitfire will win, OK fair enough, ease of handling etc, historical.
However - I feel if the 109F4 has a good pilot in it, it walks all over the SpitfireVb.

I feel almost toally safe froma Spitfire Vb in a 109F4 these days. If one comes up on my tail then I just go into a shallow dive (or as steep as he is coming at me) and I can easily pull away and fly back to teamates, who will clear my 6.

I only really get worried if I dont see him and am surprised, or I HAVE to commit to his dogfight (say a teamate is in trouble and I must save him) Other than that I feel I can dictate/control the fight in the 109F4. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>I thought this thread was about American fighters.

But anyway, yes of course the 109F4 will easily defeat any Spit V model. 109 is much faster and as such can dictate the entire fight. Not to mention a far better climber at most altitudes.
Anyone in a 109 flying agianst a Spit V would have to truly stink to lose the fight. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

'This thread' is a joke and meant for fun.

Tigertalon said the SPitfire was UBER and I said I didnt think it was, it there a problem? Besides, I love talking about the 109F4 http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

tigertalon
08-23-2006, 05:46 AM
Don't give me the 152
The spitties will start crying too
Especially 14,
Splattered all over screen
Don't give me the 152

tigertalon
08-23-2006, 05:49 AM
Don't give me the fat chubby Jack
From fight she might even come back,
won't survive on the ground
with that nose all around
Don't give me the fat chubby Jack

tigertalon
08-23-2006, 05:51 AM
Don't give me the MiG-29
For airshows and stunts she's just fine
But when faced with fifteen
She soon shows her spleen
Don't give me the MiG-29.

Feathered_IV
08-23-2006, 06:04 AM
Don't give me a B-17
(I think some of you know what I mean).
Our maps are too small,
and our ceiling aint tall
and the time it would take is obscene.

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tigertalon
08-23-2006, 06:12 AM
Don't give me the mighty sukhoi
The raptors she sure will annoy
But playing with fire
Will end up in dire
Don't give me the mighty sukhoi.

(a bit of help needed from native english speakers: can "dire" be used as a noun (like above) or only as an adjective?)

MEGILE
08-23-2006, 06:12 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Feathered_IV:
Don't give me a B-17
(I think some of you know what I mean).
Our maps are too small,
and our ceiling aint tall
and the time it would take is obscene.

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/metal.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

LMAO

You sir are a winner.

Feathered_IV
08-23-2006, 06:13 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by tigertalon:
Don't give me the fat chubby Jack
From fight she might even come back,
won't survive on the ground
with that nose all around
Don't give me the fat chubby Jack </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Hey, don't talk that way about Jack.
In climb rate, she's top of the stack.
I'd much rather fly that,
than some butt-ugly Hellcat
with piddling 50's that lack.

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Feathered_IV
08-23-2006, 06:14 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Megile:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Feathered_IV:
Don't give me a B-17
(I think some of you know what I mean).
Our maps are too small,
and our ceiling aint tall
and the time it would take is obscene.

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/metal.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

LMAO

You sir are a winner. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

*Thankyou*
I'll be here all night

MEGILE
08-23-2006, 06:14 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by tigertalon:
Don't give me the mighty sukhoi
The raptors she sure will annoy
But playing with fire
Will end up in dire
Don't give me the mighty sukhoi.

(a bit of help needed from native english speakers: can "dire" be used as a noun (like above) or only as an adjective?) </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Technically no it isn't a noun. The noun would be direness... but tbh I've never heard that used.
Dire Straights would be more common... but it doesn't matter.
The meaning is conveyed sufficiently using dire.

tigertalon
08-23-2006, 06:23 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Feathered_IV:
I'll be here all night </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

+1 LOL

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Megile:
The meaning is conveyed sufficiently using dire. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Ty sir!


Moving on:

Don't give me the 163
For black widow she surely will be
her own pilot she'll kill
With that acid she'll spill
Don't give me the 163

Feathered_IV
08-23-2006, 06:25 AM
I think when its poetry, its considered acceptable.

Feathered_IV
08-23-2006, 06:35 AM
Don't give me the 109 Zee.
Its plan view's so ugly to see.
Its best we don't speak,
of this Siamese freak.
It's a hangar-queen horror +3

stathem
08-23-2006, 07:28 AM
Don€t give me no Hawker Tempest,
There€s nothing it does that is best,
The Dora is faster,
The Kurfurst€s its master
Don€t give me no Hawker Tempest.

OR...

Don€t give me no Hawker Tempest,
There€s nothing it does that is best,
Can€t see out o€ back;
3lb it does lack
Don€t give me no Hawker Tempest.

Can't decide.

MEGILE
08-23-2006, 07:30 AM
Stathem.. your postcount is hax.

R988z
08-23-2006, 07:40 AM
Don't give me a Defiant
On a rear gunner I dont want to be reliant
With no guns at the front
Fightings a real c**t
Don't give me a Defiant

Dont give me a Gladiator,
Flying it is far too much of a chore
To the eye of the hun
It's like meat in a bun
Dont give me a Gladiator

Dont give me a Beaufighter
It's really no frightener
There's no rear gunner
So you can't do a runner
Dont give me a Beaufighter

Dont give me a Buffalo
It's fat and slow
It's not much of a hero
and an easy kill for a Zero
Dont give me a Buffalo

Don't give me a Whirly
It's really a bit girly
When spits are around
It's not worth a pound
Dont give me a Whirly

Dont give me a Typhoon
To fly this you must be a loon
It's big and it's fast
But in a turnfight it wont last
Dont give me a Typhoon

Dont give me a Hurricane
It's no good at this game
12 guns are nice
but as useless as shooting rice
Dont give me a Hurricane

Dont give me a Spitfire
Too much boost it will desire
It's not really that good
Because it's made of matchwood
Dont give me a Spitfire

Dont give me a Mosquito
Though it can put on a good show
But only 4 bombs it can take
So barely a scratch it will make
Dont give me a Mosquito

Don't give me a Tempest
Flying this gives you no rest
The four twenties hit hard
But it carries far too much lard
Dont give me a Tempest

Dont give me a Mustang
It's only good in a gang
With full tanks it's a b**ch
And you wont be able to ditch
Dont give me a Mustang

Dont give me a Tomahawk
I'd rather fight with a fork
It's snap stalling will grate
And it wont accelerate
Dont give me a Tomahawk

Dont give me an Airacobra
I'll stick to drinking vodka
At low altitude it's fine
But you wont get out in time
Dont give me an Airacobra

Dont give me a Thunderbolt
It will give you a right jolt
You can zoom right down
Straight into the ground
Dont give me a Thunderbolt

Dont give me a Lightning
It's really quite frightening
It will goes very fast
But it's engines just wont last
Dont give me a Lightning

stathem
08-23-2006, 07:42 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Megile:
Stathem.. your postcount is hax. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Time for a new Log-on then....Oh bugger that's torn it.

Divine-Wind
08-23-2006, 10:52 AM
Roflwaffles, stathem fails at teh h4x0rzing.

Don't give me no Warhawks
They fail against ****-Fockes
But no matter how silly
I fail at this ditty
So please, don't give me no Warhawks

Ph34r mah ******ed rhyming skills!

Warrington_Wolf
08-23-2006, 01:42 PM
Please give me a Grumman Wildcat
It is small, tubby and fat
She will shred up the Zero
And make you a Hero
Instead of a noobish young Tw*t.
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stanford-ukded
08-23-2006, 02:31 PM
Don't give me a V2.
With no seats for me or you.
It's clearly a cheat,
although it looks l33t.
If you flew it you'd look like a foo.


EDIT: I just re-read my drunken effort and it's not even a limerick. Lame!

BiscuitKnight
08-24-2006, 06:42 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by tigertalon:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by BiscuitKnight:
It needs a verse about the F-16 :P Good find, mate. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Here http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif

Don't give me a haughty 16
Makes me feel like again I'm 14,
But when migs come around
better stay on the ground
Don't give me a haughty 16

Don't give me that F15C
She surely's a great plane to see,
But when flankers arrive
She's no longer up high,
Don't give me that F15C. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif good stuff. And kudos to the guy who wrote the B-17 one, gave me a really good chuckle. It's obligatory that I take a shot now.

Dont give me the one-sixty-two
"Volks-jaeger" will only kill you
This crate lacks a prop
And the engine's on top
Don't give me the one-sixty-two!

How'd I go?

stathem
08-24-2006, 08:28 AM
Excellent that one BiscuitKnight! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif

How about;

Don't give me a Spitfire five
Can't climb, can't roll and can't dive,
Be Sure you'll be blasted
By some Focke-n bastid
Don't give me a Spitfire five.

Feathered_IV
08-24-2006, 09:47 AM
Diverting slightly:

Oh, Don't give me 4.05m
I've already flown all of them.
And I'm in such a state,
Cos Manchuria's late
and BoB's due two thousand and ten.

GerritJ9
08-24-2006, 09:58 AM
Oh DO give me a Buffalo
In good hands she'll kill any Zero
And Oscars don't matter
One short burst and they'll shatter
Oh DO give me a Buffalo!

SithSpeeder
08-24-2006, 10:04 AM
Although there are some very good entries all around, http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/11.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/11.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/11.gif to Feathered.

You da poet and you should know it!

* _54th_Speeder *

Feathered_IV
08-24-2006, 06:53 PM
WooHoo!

It's the Irish in me http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

WTE_Ibis
08-25-2006, 01:12 AM
How do you get a one armed Irishman out of a tree?

.

BiscuitKnight
08-25-2006, 01:24 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by stathem:
Excellent that one BiscuitKnight! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif

How about;

Don't give me a Spitfire five
Can't climb, can't roll and can't dive,
Be Sure you'll be blasted
By some Focke-n bastid
Don't give me a Spitfire five. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Thankee, this stuff is addictive, but challenging to a small degree. There's some real good ones in here, such as the 4.05m and B-17 ones.

Feathered_IV
08-25-2006, 01:42 AM
How?

BiscuitKnight
08-25-2006, 01:42 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Feathered_IV:
How? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Wave.

It's obligatory that I steal his punchline.

WTE_Ibis
08-25-2006, 02:40 AM
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Feathered_IV
08-25-2006, 02:42 AM
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Feathered_IV
08-25-2006, 07:31 AM
As a further addendum to the 4.05m one:

So give me Manchuria please.
I'll put up with that Boonty disease,
and all Kegety's sins,
and that gig of bad skins,
if you promise to hasten release.


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Divine-Wind
08-25-2006, 12:38 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Feathered_IV:
As a further addendum to the 4.05m one:

So give me Manchuria please.
I'll put up with that Boonty disease,
and all Kegety's sins,
and that gig of bad skins,
if you promise to hasten release.


http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/34.gifhttp://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
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