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x__CRASH__x
11-10-2004, 09:51 PM
I'll give you my first born for a bf-109T!

He's a good boy. Almost 5 years old. Very good English. His Russian leaves a lot to be desired, but he's ambitious to learn!

I'm not picky. Just throw a tailhook on a bf-109 G10, and I'll be happy. Don't worry about historical accuracy. I won't tell if you don't.

WUAF_Badsight
11-10-2004, 11:48 PM
Gold !

clint-ruin
11-11-2004, 12:11 AM
HOW MUCH FOR ZEE LEETLE GIRL? YOUR WIMMIN, I WANT TO BUY YOUR WIMMIN.

Korolov
11-11-2004, 01:52 AM
No! No! Don't do it Oleg! Put a tailhook on a Fw-190A-8 and I'll send you a box of doughnuts!

SeaFireLIV
11-11-2004, 03:47 AM
x__CRASH__x `s on a roll this week. must be bored.

Marek_Steele
11-11-2004, 05:35 AM
Hey, ITT (http://forums.ubi.com/eve/forums?a=tpc&s=400102&f=26310365&m=3261092332&r=3261092332#3261092332) I posted a track with a k4 landing (need to download/rename extension), with some practice it might be repeated very often (note that the aforementioned landing was far from perfect). I'd guess to make it stop even faster the cannon can be fired, I just didn't remember about that!

BOT For the first time it would be very nice to have an imaginary 109T.

x__CRASH__x
11-11-2004, 12:58 PM
fire the cannon. I never thought of that! But what if you are out of ammo? hmmmm

XyZspineZyX
11-11-2004, 02:32 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by x__CRASH__x:
fire the cannon. I never thought of that! But what if you are out of ammo? hmmmm <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Yeah, the guns act sorta like retro-rockets. You can use them to back up while taxiing too... this trick enables you to do some precision parking in front of hangars and stuff http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

clint-ruin
11-11-2004, 02:47 PM
Yak9K for Karrier? :> Oh and Bf109K too!

JaBo_HH-BlackSheep
11-11-2004, 03:39 PM
sadly but true, the FB190 won't be able to get airbonre from a standing carrier....
all i say is 60m real live, without full power (and this version was a bit lighter) but hey 80m should do...we need some 200 in FB....*killkillkillkillkill*

Atomic_Marten
11-11-2004, 08:16 PM
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gombal40
11-12-2004, 02:17 AM
who would want ugly kids?

x__CRASH__x
11-12-2004, 03:06 AM
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He's a good lookin lad. Takes after his mother. Who I may or may not throw in as well, considering she is standing over me reading this. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

carguy_
11-12-2004, 03:41 AM
Oooh I`m getting warm herehttp://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

julien673
11-12-2004, 05:06 AM
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TacticalYak3
11-12-2004, 12:46 PM
Poor x__CRASH__x, I KNEW him well. Besides your wife knocking some reality into you mate http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif, if Oleg is going to start inheriting our children why should you get first place in the line. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/351.gif http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

horseback
11-14-2004, 12:50 PM
First of all, the 109T was an Emil variant, not a G/K type fighter.

Second, what did the kid do to alienate you, Crash? Did he tell Mommy that Daddy was playing his airplane game when he was supposed to be spending 'quality time' with his son?

cheers

horseback

x__CRASH__x
11-14-2004, 04:17 PM
Yes, the first carrier based 109 was Emil based. But the germans developed a G10 Carrier based aircraft for the Japanese. Here is the proof.

http://forums.ubi.com/eve/forums?a=tpc&s=400102&f=26310365&m=8071084042