View Full Version : SPOILER!!!!!! ezio's songs

11-30-2011, 10:47 AM
Could we compile some songs if not all of ezio with the Lute, cuz i know i was crying in laughter hearing those.

Just post the the lyrics here , do look if it already hasnt been posted, so we can laugh at them together http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

11-30-2011, 11:23 AM
I can tell this will be one of my favorite threads...

"Fair Lucrezia could not sate,
Her appetite for lovers.
But I suspect she would be fine,
With two or three more brothers."

"Cesare, oh Cesare,
A man of great depravity,
Believed himself immortal
'till he had a date with gravity."

Those are the two I could distinguish fully.

Here's another one:

"I am a tactless misntrel,
I sing off key for coins,
If you spot me in the streets,
Please kick me in the loins."

11-30-2011, 11:29 AM
"Young Cesare, I heard him say, could not be killed by man
So I tossed him in the air to see where he would land"

I. Love. Those. Songs. They're hilarious!

11-30-2011, 11:35 AM
figured this would be fitting in this thread...


11-30-2011, 11:58 AM
"Oh, the beauties of Firenze can melt a heart you see
Beware the girls of Roma, lest fire you wish to pee"

"There was once a man named Duccio
A rat with lecher's taste
Whenever he would show himself
My fist would find his face"

I think all these improvisations give a pretty good insight into Ezio's psyche. You can really see what made him into the man he had become. Namely violence, the Borgias and... er, venereal diseases? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

11-30-2011, 12:10 PM
Hahahahaha, The Loins one always makes me laugh.

"I'm a Tactless minstrel, i sing off-key for coins, If you see me on the street please kick me in the loins" http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

11-30-2011, 01:48 PM
"I'm dressed up like a jester
I act the fool and mime
All the actions of those I curse
And run down all the time."

"While travelling through Forli
I took her at her leisure
She said it's strictly business
Such business was my pleasure."

"Vieri, oh Veiri
Yes, he of Pazzi fame
Was just as mad as his old man
And ended just the same."

"Proud Romagna's iron lady
A rose of tempered steel
Could raise the ardour of a corpse
And teach a stone to feel."

"To judge a lady's character
Note well her company
If you wish to seem a sage
Come spend the night with me."

"No one understands my plight
The life of a musician
Singing for impatient men
A terminal condition."

"Before Rodrigo was the Pope
He was a man of vices
And once he 'came the holy see
He raised his vices prices."

"Venezia's firm Doge
A fierce and evil man
Was just a trifle red of face
When I upset his plan."

"I sing in Italiano
You understand no word
But, my Greek is non existant
And my Turkish is absurd."

"The things I do to save the world
Surprise me time to time
Like learning how to play the lute
And making these words rhyme."

11-30-2011, 02:46 PM
Ezio Auditore, the greatest <STRIKE>Assassin</STRIKE> minstrel to ever live! Here's one of his hits:

"I can't believe I stand here
And sing, my time I waste,
Yet you who sit and smile at me
Sincerely have no taste."

11-30-2011, 10:22 PM
For anyone who hasn't seen it, > HERE < (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfYV2-Ld8Ko) is a video of Ezio playing the lute.

My favourite is the Duccio one http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif
[There was once a man named Duccio
A rat with lecher's taste
Whenever he would show himself
My fist would find his face]

12-02-2011, 09:29 AM
Great job people!

12-09-2011, 11:19 AM
What's the one where he says something about kicking him in the Loins?

12-09-2011, 03:22 PM
Originally posted by ProdiGurl:
What's the one where he says something about kicking him in the Loins?

"I am a tactless minstrel
I sing off key for coins
If you spot me in the street
Please kick me in the loins"