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BloodOfTheCreed
08-16-2009, 09:19 PM
I believe that you all know how it goes.

If you don't, here it is.
The above poster will say I wish...blah..blah

then the next poster will say Granted, but...
then I wish...

If you dont get it, i will explain it more.
Ill start.

I wish you could customize weapons.

BloodOfTheCreed
08-16-2009, 09:19 PM
I believe that you all know how it goes.

If you don't, here it is.
The above poster will say I wish...blah..blah

then the next poster will say Granted, but...
then I wish...

If you dont get it, i will explain it more.
Ill start.

I wish you could customize weapons.

EmperorxZurg
08-16-2009, 09:22 PM
granted but whenever u attack it goes back and chops off your head [i love this game]

I wish I could be Ezio's master like Al Mualim was for Altair but not evil

godsmack_darius
08-16-2009, 09:59 PM
Granted, but I wish the guards head would turn into a snare drum and your sword a drumstick http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

EmperorxZurg
08-16-2009, 10:12 PM
u have to break my wish godsmack, like for mine u could have said "granted, but u assassinated by Templars or something like that"

but for urs Granted, but ur drumstick breaks and his head turns from a snare drum to a rattle snake and starts biting u, and all u got is a broken drumstick

I wish I was an artist

Kira9001
08-16-2009, 10:20 PM
Granted, but Leonardo da Vinci made Ezio assassinate you and burn all your art because you became a threath against his art skills...

I wish swords and stuff became the sandard weapon again and guns and **** would only be used if an Alien evasion came to earth...

(Because I hate the sound of guns and only chickens would use it... Atleast you need way more skills and stuff with a sword and is upclose to the one you're going to kill, and I just love the sound of metal hitting metal and metal hitting... flesh... -.-)

Edengoth
08-16-2009, 10:39 PM
granted, but aliens invade once a week, every week, for 8 hours at a time

<span class="ev_code_RED">*EDITED*</span>

Grimm-X67
08-16-2009, 10:43 PM
<span class="ev_code_RED">*EDITED - Language used is against forum policy*</span> http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/51.gif

I wish November was here already!

Edengoth
08-16-2009, 10:49 PM
(OUCH! but still...it's ezio http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/winky.gif)
granted, but AC2 is delayed for 2 more months and you're trapped "groundhog day"-style in November.

I wish for new gameplay footage, as much as the demo showed.

EmperorxZurg
08-16-2009, 11:35 PM
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif I dont want to even know what that was

Granted, but when it comes out all computers break down and can't be fixed, the 2K virus was a bit late

I wish I could never feel pain

Stormpen
08-16-2009, 11:36 PM
Granted, but it'll all be about Ezio selling fish and buying his sister makeup and fancy dresses. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

I wish I could talk like Maria.

PS. This is a reply to Edengoths post.

EmperorxZurg
08-16-2009, 11:39 PM
Granted, but everyone thinks ur a prostitute and for some reason keep offering u $20 for something

I wish I cold never feel pain of any kind {again}

Stormpen
08-16-2009, 11:46 PM
Granted, but you will be forced to empty the cesspits of Buckingham palace.

I wish Altair makes an appearance in ACII

PS. @d1sturbedme_468 IF ANYBODY offered me 20$ for something as you said, I'd Punch them so hard they'd have to drink their food with a straw, then I'd put their teeth in a bag and hit you with it, so there.

Xanatos2007
08-17-2009, 12:04 AM
Granted, but you only get to see his corpse momentarilly.

I wish Assassin's Creed III would be set during the Spanish Inquisition.

FROGGEman2
08-17-2009, 12:21 AM
granted, but Patrice said that the third game would be set before the first to. In the magazine thing.

I wish that you could use the wings at any time.

Edengoth
08-17-2009, 12:50 AM
Granted, but your wings keep getting stuck in narrow alleys that your targets flee into.

i wish Vidic and Rikkin fought melee to the death.

godsmack_darius
08-17-2009, 01:36 AM
Granted but they were invisibl so you couldnt see it happen http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

I wish Desmond killed Lucy, and Vidic and everyone in abstergo, with one arm, after he went crazy, and wrote stuff on the walls with blood, and with his eyes blinded folded


By himself http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Stormpen
08-17-2009, 01:39 AM
Granted, but only if you do it first.

I wish I had longer hair and better cheekbones. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

Edengoth
08-17-2009, 01:42 AM
Granted, but your hair grows so long that it covers your cheekbones and in fact your whole face and body.

I wish I had Assassin's Sexiness.

Stormpen
08-17-2009, 01:47 AM
Granted, but only if you become a monk/nun.

I wish that Desmond would realize that he's stronger than Vidic and pummel him, and escape from Abstergo.

Edengoth
08-17-2009, 02:19 AM
Granted, but Shaun's a bodybuilder in spare time and he can beat the crap out of Desmond.

I wish I were less stressed in general

Xanatos2007
08-17-2009, 02:28 AM
Granted: *Eagle strike* Be at peace...

I wish I had the time and resources to finish off my hidden blade.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Edengoth: Granted, but your wings keep getting stuck in narrow alleys that your targets flee into. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Last panel of this comic. (http://askalty.smackjeeves.com/comics/626444/careful/) http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

godsmack_darius
08-17-2009, 02:33 AM
Granted: you get the resources, but your blind and cant use them http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif


I wish I had Xanatos skils to make a hidden blade http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

thekyle0
08-17-2009, 08:31 AM
Granted, but he uses it on you first.

I wish there won't be a catch/scam to my wish.

BloodOfTheCreed
08-17-2009, 08:36 AM
Granted


I wish that that Ezio can choose to be bad or good. (bad) http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/icon_twisted.gif

thekyle0
08-17-2009, 08:44 AM
Granted but your notoriety will never go down.

I wish when I freeze myself to bypass waiting for assassin's creed 2 I won't wake up in the 35th century in the middle of a war with otters.

SBRedFlag
08-17-2009, 08:52 AM
Granted, but everything else breaks on the way to your house.

I wish that AC2 would come out tomorrow, absolutely perfect with no flaws or glitches.
And I don't somehow lose the ability to play it. Corrupt that http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

thekyle0
08-17-2009, 09:11 AM
Granted but you have a heart attack when you start playing it.

I wish for more screenshots.

bladencrowd
08-17-2009, 09:14 AM
Granted, but you will become blind.

I wish that I had 100 more wishes http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif.

Kira9001
08-17-2009, 09:15 AM
Granted, but you got alzheimer and forgot you had 100 more wishes...

I wish for a 3-5min gameplay only video..

Danvish
08-17-2009, 09:46 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by c-swain:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Kira9001:
Granted, but you got alzheimer and forgot you had 100 more wishes...

I wish for a 3-5min gameplay only video.. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

granted, but your computer wont have the right plug ins to be able to play it..

i wish i had 4,000,000 [4 million pounds] </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Granted, but Ezio stole them from you the sec you got the,.

I wish I had an angel for one moment of love, I wish I had your angel tonight. (Nightwish's song, sorry, couldn't help it)

EmperorxZurg
08-17-2009, 10:16 AM
Granted, but it's the angel of death

I wish I could fly

@stormpen a long way back at the first page: u asked to be the leader of the prostitutes so please don't hurt me for it, hurt Edengoth for no reason http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif

Danvish
08-17-2009, 10:38 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by d1sturbedme_468:
Granted, but it's the angel of death

I wish I could fly

@stormpen a long way back at the first page: u asked to be the leader of the prostitutes so please don't hurt me for it, hurt Edengoth for no reason http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Granted, but your wings broke down right above North Korea.

I wish I could get the black edition.

EmperorxZurg
08-17-2009, 11:22 AM
Granted but the disc is broken so u can't play it, and it was the last copy so no getting a new one

I wish Ezio was Canadian

thekyle0
08-17-2009, 12:17 PM
Granted, but you have to be Canadian too.
Ok, I'm going to stop making fun of Canada from now on.

I wish for a "hidden blade" joke.

Realjambo
08-17-2009, 12:36 PM
<span class="ev_code_RED">People, I've had to edit a couple of posts on the first page for inappropriate language. If I have to again, this thread will be closed.

Persistent offenders - Bear in mind that every edit a Moderator makes, a copy of it is placed in your profile (in a part of it you cannot see or access) so I urge you to think before you post, lest those edits rack up awarding you a week out to familiarise yourselves with the terms of Use and Forum Rules </span>

Danvish
08-17-2009, 01:13 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by thekyle0:
Granted, but you have to be Canadian too.
Ok, I'm going to stop making fun of Canada from now on.

I wish for a "hidden blade" joke. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Granted, but then you'll get to have one night in Venice with Leonardo. Using weapon of choise. Including blades. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/winky.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/winky.gif

I wish I was Jade's bf.

EmperorxZurg
08-17-2009, 01:22 PM
Granted but it's not Jade Raymond it's Jade Forman some random nerd

I wish technology was free

BloodOfTheCreed
08-17-2009, 01:24 PM
Granted, but there will be no money to make the games,without profit.

I wish you can buy houses in this game.

Danvish
08-17-2009, 01:24 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by d1sturbedme_468:
Granted but it's not Jade Raymond it's Jade Forman some random nerd

I wish technology was free </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Granted. But you would be living in the stone age.

I wish I knew all the languages of the world.

thekyle0
08-17-2009, 02:07 PM
Granted, but we isolate you from anybody you could talk to.

I wish for screenshots that I won't become blind before seeing.

bladencrowd
08-17-2009, 02:36 PM
Granted, but she has a habit to slap you unconscious before you can kiss her.

I wish that Assassins creed 2 includes lightsabers.

thekyle0
08-17-2009, 02:41 PM
(Did you just skip 4 posts?)

Edengoth
08-17-2009, 04:06 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by bladencrowd:
I wish that Assassins creed 2 includes lightsabers. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Granted, but Ezio is so unskilled that he severs his arms the first time he uses the lightsabers, making rendering him useless the rest of the game.

I wish the courtesans have ninja skills.

bladencrowd
08-17-2009, 04:19 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by thekyle0:
(Did you just skip 4 posts?) </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

YEP, stupid me http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif.

bladencrowd
08-17-2009, 04:21 PM
Granted but they tend to slip on their dresses a lot,

I wish Ezio could fly

EmperorxZurg
08-17-2009, 05:53 PM
Granted, but there's no sky to fly in http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif

I wish I could meet chad Kroeger

thekyle0
08-17-2009, 05:56 PM
Granted but he leaves right away for an undisclosed reason.

I continue to wish for more screenshots.

Edengoth
08-17-2009, 06:00 PM
Granted, but they are blocked by the hosting site before you can see them.

I wish I had a better graphics card.

EmperorxZurg
08-17-2009, 06:00 PM
dang

Granted, but they burn up as soon as they are about to be put up so now they got none

I wish I could never get sick

thekyle0
08-17-2009, 06:03 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Edengoth:
Granted, but they are blocked by the hosting site before you can see them.

I wish I had a better graphics card. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


Granted but it's still not good enough to play AC2.

I wish there were more ways for me to wish for more screenshots.

EmperorxZurg
08-17-2009, 06:07 PM
Granted, but u never find out what they were

I wish I could never die

thekyle0
08-17-2009, 06:12 PM
Granted but you end up murdering somebody and eventually have to serve the rest of your life in prison.

I wish for a pony and to know why I wasted my wish.

SBRedFlag
08-17-2009, 06:28 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by thekyle0:
Granted but you end up murdering somebody and eventually have to serve the rest of your life in prison.

I wish for a pony and to know why I wasted my wish. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Granted, the pony bites your arm off (somehow)and you find out why you wasted your wish, but are unable to share that reason with anybody else (that's the best I got...)

EmperorxZurg
08-17-2009, 06:50 PM
lol for the sharing part it could be u know it and it all it does is make u so sad you go emo and crawl up in a corner lol

wats ur wish sbredflag? I want to destroy it http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif

Stormpen
08-17-2009, 10:07 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">wats ur wish sbredflag? I want to destroy it </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Granted, but sbredflag gets so depressed that he commits suicide, and nbdy on the forums ever speaks to you again. (unlikely, but still)

I wish the leader of the Theives in ACII was Garett in the Theif series.

EmperorxZurg
08-17-2009, 10:45 PM
Granted but it turns out he's a giant wuss and just hides in his house screaming for mommy

I wish I could keep my stride gum

Stormpen
08-18-2009, 12:07 AM
Granted, but it sticks on yor teeth AND ur fingers (don't ask me HOW) forever, so u never get to post on the forums ever again.

I wish my PS3 gets repaired PDQ.

thekyle0
08-18-2009, 08:40 AM
Granted but it breaks again.

I wishfor something interesting from Gamescom regarding AC2.

bladencrowd
08-18-2009, 09:34 AM
Granted, but you will tragically become blind, deaf and mute when it comes out.

I wish to have the rest of my wishes cannot be corrupted in any possible or impossible way.

Charlie_Romeo
08-18-2009, 09:39 AM
wish granted but u cannot make any more wishes.

I wish i was all knowing

bladencrowd
08-18-2009, 09:44 AM
Granted but you live in a mental institution for your whole life.

I wish that Ezio can use the flying machine whenever and wherever he wants as a unlockable at the end of the game.

Backadd
08-18-2009, 10:04 AM
granted but u get bored of flying after the first time you try it

I wish i dont have to go to school tomorrow

thekyle0
08-18-2009, 10:08 AM
Granted but it's because Abstergo kidnaps you.

I wish I had an animus.

SBRedFlag
08-18-2009, 10:33 AM
Wish granted. You go back into the life of one of your ancestors, who happened to be a mailman in the 1700's (not a secret Assassin). As an unfortunate side-effect, you suffer from the Bleeding effect, and believe that you are still a 18th century mailman, and therefore take no further interest in the doohickies known as technology. So you can't play AC2.

I wish that my Animus technician was Lucy Stillman.

thekyle0
08-18-2009, 10:36 AM
Granted but you also have to work with Vidic.

I wish whoever corrupts my wish gets a lot of bruises somehow.

Danvish
08-18-2009, 11:46 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by thekyle0:
Granted but you also have to work with Vidic.

I wish whoever corrupts my wish gets a lot of bruises somehow. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Granted. But you have to fight me and other 15 men from my unit in order to cause me these bruises.

I wish I could forget ACII's storyline completly everytime I finish it, so I can do it again and again.

EmperorxZurg
08-18-2009, 12:10 PM
Granted but u also forget how to move ur fingers or any bodily functions

I wish I could breathe underwater

Danvish
08-18-2009, 12:13 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by d1sturbedme_468:
Granted but u also forget how to move ur fingers or any bodily functions

I wish I could breathe underwater </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Granted, but you would become a fish and couldn't step on land for 10 years.

I wish I had a kingdom to give for a heart.

EmperorxZurg
08-18-2009, 12:17 PM
Granted but u need a pancreas too and no one will give u one

I wish my Oblivion game would work, stupid Xbox keeps freezing http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/compsmash.gif

Danvish
08-18-2009, 12:23 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by d1sturbedme_468:
Granted but u need a pancreas too and no one will give u one

I wish my Oblivion game would work, stupid Xbox keeps freezing http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/compsmash.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Granted. But then you'd have to play Oblivion and realized you wasted money only 'cause you enjoyed Morrowind.

I wish Man Utd will win a triple this year.

EmperorxZurg
08-18-2009, 12:31 PM
Granted, he wins a triple sentence to jail

I wish I actually had Morrowind

BloodOfTheCreed
08-18-2009, 12:43 PM
Granted, but your to lazy to buy it.

I wish that someone will welcome me to the forums.http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_frown.gif

Charlie_Romeo
08-18-2009, 01:06 PM
Granted, but there was no1 rely cared.

I wish my sis would shout the hell up.

Danvish
08-18-2009, 01:11 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Charlie_Romeo:
Granted, but there was no1 rely cared.

(ROFL)

I wish my sis would shout the hell up. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Granted, but I was the one who shut her up http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/winky.gif (jk mate, I sure hope she's not 12 or something).

I wish I was a good person and could help myself not to make jokes on other people's sisters or make a hidden blade joke.

Edengoth
08-18-2009, 01:21 PM
Granted, but you become a Scientologist.

I wish I had a boyfriend that wasn't a total jerk.

Charlie_Romeo
08-18-2009, 01:24 PM
granted but he turned out to be your cosin (Thought u were a boy)

I wish danvish knew the age of my sister he would think again if he did.

Edengoth
08-18-2009, 01:27 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Charlie_Romeo:
granted but he turned out to be your cosin (Thought u were a boy)

I wish danvish knew the age of my sister he would think again if he did. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
(I am a boy. I'm gay, silly!)

Granted, but newly-Scientology-ized Danvish converts your sister.

I wish AC3 would ship itself back from the future a few weeks after AC2's release, so we won't have to wait.

Charlie_Romeo
08-18-2009, 01:30 PM
Granted, but with timetravel there is always summthing left behind, in this case the cd http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_frown.gif

I wish that my sis would read this thread and hate danvish.

(Lol sozy, didnt know you were gay)

thekyle0
08-18-2009, 01:41 PM
Granted but she hates you afterwards for making her read it.

I wish I could go to see District 9.

(Edengoth, after hearing that detail, the position your avatar is in makes me laugh.)

Edengoth
08-18-2009, 01:55 PM
( http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif )

Granted, but you're surrounded by the loudest, chattiest people in any theater. And their commentary is really stupid. ("Haha, he's an alien so he can't speak english!")

I wish I had an iPhone.

thekyle0
08-18-2009, 01:59 PM
Granted but they come out with a better one in six months.

I am bringing back the wish for more screenshots.

EmperorxZurg
08-18-2009, 02:42 PM
Granted, but they're all at bad angles so u can't see anything

I wish I had a quadrillion dollars http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

Edengoth
08-18-2009, 02:48 PM
Granted, but due to inflation you can only buy half an apple with it.

I wish AC2 had decapitation.

EmperorxZurg
08-18-2009, 02:49 PM
granted but it came out of the tv and decapitated u

I wish my firewire cable worked

MartaVasques
08-18-2009, 04:46 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by d1sturbedme_468:
granted but it came out of the tv and decapitated u

I wish my firewire cable worked </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Granted, but only for today, it will stop working again tomorrow.
I wish I could work with the AC dev team.

EmperorxZurg
08-18-2009, 06:23 PM
Granted, but as soon as u go inside the building burns down with all the equipment

I wish I had my new Jeep already

BloodOfTheCreed
08-18-2009, 08:41 PM
Granted, but someone already bought it.

I wish i can customize the Assassins suit ( i guess thats what you would call it http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif)

EmperorxZurg
08-18-2009, 08:47 PM
Granted but whenever u customize it, it forgets it and automatically turns into a suit made of dead bunnies http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif

I wish my desk wasn't so squeaky

Edengoth
08-18-2009, 10:27 PM
Granted, but you'll wish it WAS squeakier because the minute your back is turned to it THERE'S AN ASSASSIN PERCHED ON IT READY TO STRIKE!

I wish for screenshots of Shaun the historian.

EmperorxZurg
08-18-2009, 11:20 PM
Granted, but they're blurry from the reconnaisance team so u can't see any of it
I wish I had my new sniper for paintball

FROGGEman2
08-18-2009, 11:55 PM
Granted but then a Spy would come up behind you and kill you and you'd wish you'd gotten the pyro gun for paintball.

I wish that I were Ezio

EmperorxZurg
08-18-2009, 11:59 PM
Granted but u lost all ur skills and were assassinated in seonds
I wish I had camo for paintball

Xanatos2007
08-19-2009, 12:16 AM
Granted, but you will begin to smell really bad making you still easily trackable.

I wish I was in the SAS, now.

Danvish
08-19-2009, 12:17 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by d1sturbedme_468:
Granted but u lost all ur skills and were assassinated in seonds
I wish I had camo for paintball </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Granted, but you'd have to go one on one against me, while I'm using live ammo.

I wish that Charlie_Romeo didn't hate me just cause I've made a stupid comment on his sister http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_frown.gif

Xanatos2007
08-19-2009, 12:23 AM
Granted, *hands her a tatoo needle thingy* but now she gets to make a bad comment on you while you're busy shooting at me without result.

I wish I was dead. And stayed dead this time. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

Danvish
08-19-2009, 12:49 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Xanatos2007:
Granted, *hands her a tatoo needle thingy* but now she gets to make a bad comment on you while you're busy shooting at me without result.

I wish I was dead. And stayed dead this time. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Granted. No ACII for you.
I wish I could live in Ireland/Scotland.

thekyle0
08-19-2009, 07:39 AM
Granted, there is no catch. It's just your loss.

I wish I hadn't said that.

godsmack_darius
08-19-2009, 07:56 AM
Granted, but your framed that you did http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif


I wish I couldbe part of the AC universe

thekyle0
08-19-2009, 08:02 AM
Granted but you're Abul Noqoud.

I wish for a PS3.

Backadd
08-19-2009, 08:10 AM
Granted but you get it when all your friends have PS4

i wish i had a hiddenblade (ezio style, not the 1 that cut of figers xD)

godsmack_darius
08-19-2009, 08:51 AM
Granted except your "Figers" dont get cut of, but your Fingers do http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Edengoth
08-19-2009, 09:56 AM
make a wish!

EmperorxZurg
08-19-2009, 01:25 PM
Granted but u never hear it

I wish everyone didn't think the SAS were the best military organization just because of how they were betrayed in cod4

SBRedFlag
08-19-2009, 01:29 PM
You mean portrayed? (not betrayed)

Wish granted, it is widely believed that the SAS is the WORST military organization, and then you join it. (Not saying that it actually is though)

I wish I had one of those PS3 slims http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/11.gif

thekyle0
08-19-2009, 01:34 PM
Granted but you're arrested for stealing it. Ironically they don't manage to track you down until Nov. 9

I wish I new where I read the Lineage films would be released on Nov. 10.

EmperorxZurg
08-19-2009, 01:44 PM
Granted but it turns out it was lie and won't be released until AC3 comes out

I wish I could draw cool stuff like the people here all have in their sigs

PS happy 800th post to me! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/partyhat.gif

BloodOfTheCreed
08-19-2009, 02:05 PM
Granted, but your hands get broken and have to do everything with your feet, and no one can draw with there feet

I wish Ezio can eat in this game

EmperorxZurg
08-19-2009, 02:09 PM
Granted but he eats a bunch of fattening foods and has to waddle his way around like cartman from south park

I wish I was in South Park

BloodOfTheCreed
08-19-2009, 02:14 PM
Granted, but you get a ninja star thrown into your eye

I wish AC already posted the achievements in for the game

EmperorxZurg
08-19-2009, 02:32 PM
Granted, but u hate them all

I wish I could invent something totally brand new

thekyle0
08-19-2009, 02:34 PM
Granted but it's not the one you voted for.

I wish that ubi won't slow down the momentum for releasing content today.

EmperorxZurg
08-19-2009, 02:38 PM
Granted but all it is is a video of people at the computers who happen to be the dev team eating donuts and drinking coffee, and that's it

I wish I was a lizard person http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

thekyle0
08-19-2009, 02:46 PM
Granted but we capture you and preform horrible experiments. Most of which will disable your hands which should make playing AC2 a bit of a puzzle.

I wish I had a laboratory to perform said experiments.

EmperorxZurg
08-19-2009, 02:49 PM
Granted but it's at the bottom of the ocean and u have no air, I on the other hand have lizard gills and proceed to kill u

I wish I could meet Ozzy Osbourne

thekyle0
08-19-2009, 02:52 PM
(I think you have lizards confused with fish)

EmperorxZurg
08-19-2009, 02:56 PM
no there are some lizards that can go underwater, like geckos I believe

thekyle0
08-19-2009, 03:00 PM
Geckos at the bottom of the ocean?

EmperorxZurg
08-19-2009, 03:05 PM
super genetically enhanced geckos with human DNA and brains http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Edengoth
08-19-2009, 03:07 PM
I wish this thread would go back on topic. :P

thekyle0
08-19-2009, 03:08 PM
Granted, but because I granted the wish it was me who put it back on topic.

I wish somebody would thank me.

Edengoth
08-19-2009, 03:14 PM
Granted, thanks for ruining a sci-fientific discussion of geckoes! Jerk!

I wish the weather would get cooler.

Charlie_Romeo
08-19-2009, 05:30 PM
Granted, but your always cold now

I wish i could apoligise Danvish my sis is 24 http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

EmperorxZurg
08-19-2009, 06:39 PM
Granted, but suddenly ur sister reverts to age 12 and it's a bad joke again

I wish my brother had super powers so he could do my chores

Edengoth
08-19-2009, 06:41 PM
Granted, but he uses his laser eyes to vaporize you for cursing him with chorework.

I wish I was a badass like Ezio.

thekyle0
08-19-2009, 07:08 PM
Granted. But just badass, not skilled. So the guards kill you right away.

I wish I had the next GamePro magazine.(There's going to be an AC2 article in it)

EmperorxZurg
08-19-2009, 07:13 PM
Granted, but the article about AC2 was ripped out before u bought it

i wish I had the article for AC2 from the Gamepro magazine, just the article nothing else and it is fireproof, beat that http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Edengoth
08-19-2009, 07:17 PM
Granted, but it is written in Chinese.

I wish AC3 was set in Africa.

drfeelgood8849
08-19-2009, 07:17 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by d1sturbedme_468:
Granted, but the article about AC2 was ripped out before u bought it

i wish I had the article for AC2 from the Gamepro magazine, just the article nothing else and it is fireproof, beat that http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

granted, it's not vat of acid proof fool. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif


i wish the snozz berries tasted like snozz berries.

thekyle0
08-19-2009, 07:22 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Edengoth:
Granted, but it is written in Chinese.

I wish AC3 was set in Africa. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Granted but you don't make any money for the idea.

I wish for (insert wish)

EmperorxZurg
08-19-2009, 07:27 PM
Granted, u wished to die a horrible and gruesome death, here u go

I wish it was 7:00 already

godsmack_darius
08-20-2009, 12:14 AM
Granted, but It turns out to be 7AM not PM http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif



I wish I could get more posts then Caswallawn

FROGGEman2
08-20-2009, 01:29 AM
granted, but you turn your fingers into pulp in the process.

I wish that I had enough posts to be even slightly known by this community. Also, I'm superman, and invincible to cryptonite.

godsmack_darius
08-20-2009, 01:57 AM
Granted but instead o been weak against kryptonite, your weak against oxygen

I wish I could drum like dave lombardo from Slayer

thekyle0
08-20-2009, 06:48 AM
Granted, I can't think of any way to corrupt that. Well, maybe you get mauled by a particularly vicious mosh pit at some point.

I wish Ubi would release a video of the gameplay at Gamescom.

Charlie_Romeo
08-20-2009, 07:33 AM
granted, But the video crashes and cant be fixed right as the ubi logo comes on screen.

i wish my internet connection would speed up so i can watch videos of AC2

SBRedFlag
08-20-2009, 07:45 AM
Granted, but all of the computers you have access to mysteriously crash. (And if you have a mac, it goes into the Kernel of Panic)

I wish that we could see the demo that some interviewers did get to see at gamescom http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/winky.gif

thekyle0
08-20-2009, 07:51 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Charlie_Romeo:
granted, But the video crashes and cant be fixed right as the ubi logo comes on screen.
</div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Same wish, same result.

I wish for more originality.

SBRedFlag
08-20-2009, 07:58 AM
Granted, but you leave the US.

I wish I didn't just expel thekyle0 from my country.

Edengoth
08-20-2009, 08:14 AM
Granted, but you are expelled instead.

I wish, I wish I was a fish.

SBRedFlag
08-20-2009, 08:15 AM
Haha, Granted, you are eaten by a shark.

I wish that I would know if someone else was corrupting the same wish at the same time as me, so I don't post too late.

Edengoth
08-20-2009, 07:16 PM
Granted, but you always end up posting the same message like 10 times due to server issues (like I did lol).

I wish all the spiders in the world ceased to exist and were replaced with something cuter to maintain bug population.

thekyle0
08-20-2009, 07:59 PM
Granted but suddenly without something to hate you take up murdering people.

I wish the forums hadn't lagged so much today.

SBRedFlag
08-20-2009, 08:12 PM
Granted, but your internet connection somehow failed, so you didn't make that last wish, which means I didn't just corrupt it. *Space-time continuum rips and we are all ripped into an infinite number of pieces by a black hole*
Now that's corruption.

Anyway, I wish I had the ability to willingly defy gravity, including that of black holes.

Edengoth
08-20-2009, 08:28 PM
Granted, but the LHC leaves you in space with no air after you pull away from the sucked-in earth hole.

I wish people had more colorful eyes, like purple, pink, red, orange, etc.

thekyle0
08-20-2009, 08:36 PM
Granted, we will but you won't.

I wish that everybody else's eyes turn pink, except Edengoth of course.

FROGGEman2
08-21-2009, 12:59 AM
Granted, but then Edengoth would make a wish that his was as well, and so on, and so forth, and bleh.

I wish that we were all the colours of the rainbow.

Edengoth
08-21-2009, 01:07 AM
Granted, but racism only gets more ridiculously problematic because of it.

I wish for 3 more wishes.

FROGGEman2
08-21-2009, 01:18 AM
Granted, thanks!

For my first wish, I turn you into a duck.
For my second wish, I turn me into Ezio.
For my third wish, I can fly.
For my... dang, I've run out of wishes, I'm just going to have to use this "magical forum"...

I wish that I could control time.

dakota94
08-21-2009, 02:25 AM
Granted, but i want a peice of pie first

I wish that assassins creed 3 will be about desmond

Stormpen
08-21-2009, 02:29 AM
Granted, but it'll only be 0:54 MINUTES LONG, involving him discoverin what Vidics middle name is.

I wish that my hair would grow faster.

Xanatos2007
08-21-2009, 03:03 AM
Granted, but your new name now is 'Cousin It'.

I wish it was November already.

Danvish
08-21-2009, 03:52 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Xanatos2007:
Granted, but your new name now is 'Cousin It'.

I wish it was November already. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Granted, but the game gets postponed in a year.

I wish a horrible death to the Dev Team if they postpone the PC version.

Stormpen
08-21-2009, 03:57 AM
Granted, but then you'll never get it.

I wish I could have an ice cream right now.

Danvish
08-21-2009, 05:16 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Stormpen:
Granted, but then you'll never get it.

I wish I could have an ice cream right now. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Granted but it melts all over you before you can eat it.

I'm serious, I wish a horrible horrible death to the developers if they postpone the PC version!

Charlie_Romeo
08-21-2009, 05:51 AM
Granted, but u suffer the same fate

I wish my mate knew his miisis is cheating on him. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_frown.gif

thekyle0
08-21-2009, 07:33 AM
Granted but you have to tell him.

I wish I hadn't lost the game.

Danvish
08-21-2009, 07:46 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by thekyle0:
Granted but you have to tell him.

I wish I hadn't lost the game. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Granted. But then you died.

I wish ACII won't get so much RPG...

thekyle0
08-21-2009, 07:48 AM
Granted but then it becomes more FPS.

I wish that the Nov. release date was all a big joke and AC2 will come out next Fri.

Xanatos2007
08-21-2009, 07:50 AM
Granted, but Ubisoft will have to skip the de-bugging process and leave out the ending.

I wish I had time to finish my ghillie suit.

Danvish
08-21-2009, 08:02 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Xanatos2007:
Granted, but Ubisoft will have to skip the de-bugging process and leave out the ending.

I wish I had time to finish my ghillie suit. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Ganted. But it comes with an in-built Scotish accent voice mechanism.

I wish they won't postpone ACII PC's edition.

SBRedFlag
08-21-2009, 08:07 AM
Granted, they cancel it.

I wish that I had a petaflop of hardrive space on my computer (while staying the same size)

Edengoth
08-21-2009, 09:50 AM
Granted, but your processor is downgraded to something from the early days of personal computing.

I wish the UPS guy would get here with my new refurbed X360 already!

Danvish
08-21-2009, 10:01 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Edengoth:
Granted, but your processor is downgraded to something from the early days of personal computing.

I wish the UPS guy would get here with my new refurbed X360 already! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Granted. But it brokes down as soon as he goes away.

I wish I could be a pilot.

Stormpen
08-21-2009, 10:03 AM
Granted, but he's run over by a car just as he gets out of his own, crushing ur X360 completely. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif

I wish I could get a PSP.

Edengoth
08-21-2009, 10:08 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Danvish:
Granted. But it brokes down as soon as he goes away.

I wish I could be a pilot. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Granted, but you only qualify to fly kites.


@stormpen
granted, but it's modded to only play really crappy games

I wish the world were perfect.

Danvish
08-21-2009, 10:13 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Edengoth:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Danvish:
Granted. But it brokes down as soon as he goes away.

I wish I could be a pilot. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Granted, but you only qualify to fly kites.


@stormpen
granted, but it's modded to only play really crappy games

I wish the world were perfect. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Granted, but you will be living on Mars.

I wish I could just live and let die.

Stormpen
08-21-2009, 10:13 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">I wish the world were perfect. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Granted, but it's a world where there's no violence, so no more Assassin's Creed....

I wish I could find SOMEONE TO HOUSE TRAIN MY DOG.

Danvish
08-21-2009, 10:18 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Stormpen:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">I wish the world were perfect. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Granted, but it's a world where there's no violence, so no more Assassin's Creed....

I wish I could find SOMEONE TO HOUSE TRAIN MY DOG. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Granted. I'll do it, but it'll cost you a lot http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

I wish my gf had black hair. (she has brown)

Stormpen
08-21-2009, 10:23 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">I wish my gf had black hair. (she has brown) </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Granted, but it strangles you in your sleep.

I wish I was better looking. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

Edengoth
08-21-2009, 10:33 AM
Granted, but everyone else instantly looks whatever you consider most unattractive.

I wish I could make my father's stupidity physically manifest so I can drop it out a window onto his head.

Stormpen
08-21-2009, 10:35 AM
Granted, but it's so small, he doesn't even feel it. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/halo.gif

I wish my father would give me his laptop. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/typing.gif

Charlie_Romeo
08-21-2009, 10:38 AM
granted but the on button is broken.

I wish my mate (Who recently dumped that B***H Who cheated on himhttp://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif) would come out tonight

thekyle0
08-21-2009, 10:52 AM
Granted but you run into the b***h wherever you go.

I wish I wasn't hungry.

SBRedFlag
08-21-2009, 11:27 AM
Granted, but although you don't feel the need for food, you still DO need it, so you die of starvation after a month.

thekyle0
08-21-2009, 11:28 AM
I wish I had a sandwhich.

Edengoth
08-21-2009, 12:18 PM
Granted http://img35.imageshack.us/i/p...gfailbabysandwi.jpg/ (http://img35.imageshack.us/i/parentingfailbabysandwi.jpg/)

I wish I could find a part-time job around here.

SBRedFlag
08-21-2009, 12:26 PM
Granted, you're the guy who gives tea to people who already have some (shamelessly stolen from Danny Wallace)

I wish I wouldn't forget to make wishes (sorry)

EmperorxZurg
08-21-2009, 12:29 PM
Granted but now u can never type them or say them for them to be granted

I wish I could go to work already {I'm one of the few teenagers who ENJOY going to work}

SBRedFlag
08-21-2009, 12:31 PM
I like going to work. I'd like it even more if I worked for Ubisoft on a dev team, but yeah.

Anyway, granted, but you were fired when you got there.

I wish that I could be on a future AC dev team.

EmperorxZurg
08-21-2009, 12:36 PM
Granted but u join right when they decide to stop the AC franchise {it will be a dark day for us all http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-sad.gif}


I wish I didn't see that hostage situation going on across the street yesterday

SBRedFlag
08-21-2009, 12:42 PM
Hostage situation?

Anyway, wish granted, you didn't, because instead of it being across the street, it was at where you were. (That sucks, sorry http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif)

I wish I had the time to make a new sig that is within the size guidelines of the forum.

EmperorxZurg
08-21-2009, 12:45 PM
ah, probably should have thought about that lol {it sucked so much since the dude was technically crazy}

Granted but it is the worst sig u have ever made and now u never want to show ur "face" on the forums again

SBRedFlag
08-21-2009, 12:50 PM
Haha, apparently my forgetfulness has transferred to you.

I wish d1sturbedme_468 had made a wish.

(elaborate on the hostage situation?)

thekyle0
08-21-2009, 12:50 PM
hhhhmmm.
I wish I had 2 sandwhiches.

EmperorxZurg
08-21-2009, 12:54 PM
Granted, but u turn into a vegetarian and the sandwiches are full of meat

I wish I wasn't so forgetful

@sbred: some guy from over the county robbed a dude with a sawed off shotgun and then ran over here to stay at his Girlfriend's house then when the police found him he held her hostage, the SWAT came and well, he didn't have a chance, even IF he had a $10,000 bounty

Realjambo
08-21-2009, 12:59 PM
<span class="ev_code_RED">Right then! This thread is in danger of becoming a spam fest, so as with other similar threads it will now be limited to TWO POSTS PER USER PER 24 HOURS - Using British Summer Time. Failure to adhere to this will result in the thread being closed.</span>

OSnailsO
08-21-2009, 03:19 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by d1sturbedme_468:
Granted, but u turn into a vegetarian and the sandwiches are full of meat

I wish I wasn't so forgetful

@sbred: some guy from over the county robbed a dude with a sawed off shotgun and then ran over here to stay at his Girlfriend's house then when the police found him he held her hostage, the SWAT came and well, he didn't have a chance, even IF he had a $10,000 bounty </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


Granted but you have nothing to remember

I wish I was Jade Raymond's lover

Stormpen
08-22-2009, 12:23 AM
Granted, but <STRIKE>she</STRIKE> you are run over by a car on the way to her house.

I wish my sister would take my dog for a walk, she's whining at me.

Danvish
08-22-2009, 02:43 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Stormpen:
Granted, but <STRIKE>she</STRIKE> you are run over by a car on the way to her house.

I wish my sister would take my dog for a walk, she's whining at me. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Granted, but they both start to scream and bark forever.

I wish my gf would just let me play Video Games in peace...

thekyle0
08-22-2009, 08:14 AM
Granted, she leaves you.

I wish I hadn't stayed up all night.

Charlie_Romeo
08-22-2009, 08:19 AM
Granted, but u never awake from your slumber.

I wish i was a giant zebra

Danvish
08-22-2009, 08:57 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Charlie_Romeo:
Granted, but u never awake from your slumber.

I wish i was a giant zebra </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Granted. good luck playing ACII with huge paws.

I wish I could get Charlie's sister phone number http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Charlie_Romeo
08-22-2009, 09:03 AM
Zebras have hooves http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif
Granted but i find out she is married to Vin Desil(sp)

I wish zebras had hands

OSnailsO
08-22-2009, 01:19 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Charlie_Romeo:
Zebras have hooves http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif
Granted but i find out she is married to Vin Desil(sp)

I wish zebras had hands </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Granted but they use your hands to replace a zebra's hooves[sp] &lt;--- That's how you do sp

I wish Jade put up some XXX pics of her

Edengoth
08-22-2009, 04:08 PM
Granted, but she is actually a robot with a really boring chassis for a body from the neck down.

I wish the same thing, but Mathieu Gagnon instead of Jade Raymond.

davethepaveway
08-23-2009, 03:49 AM
granted but someone put vaseline on the camera and it all looks like one horrible blur

i wish the government would give a **** about our armed forces (oh yeah lets get political)

Stormpen
08-23-2009, 08:50 AM
Granted, but they start to interfere so much that u guys never get to train, a mysterious terrorist organization drops a bomb on you. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

I wish my father would get someone fix the TV. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

davethepaveway
08-23-2009, 11:10 AM
granted but the guy think that builders cracks are attractive

i wish that i had a robot that could iron clean and do house chores ... has that job been beaten by another thing ? http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

thekyle0
08-23-2009, 11:14 AM
Granted but it runs on gasoline and gets one minute of work per gallon.

I wish my friend wasn't so damn afraid of clowns.

Danvish
08-23-2009, 11:25 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by thekyle0:
Granted but it runs on gasoline and gets one minute of work per gallon.

I wish my friend wasn't so damn afraid of clowns. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Granted. He hates you now.

I wish that ACII:Black Edition will still be in stock on September 6th when my friend invites it for me.

Charlie_Romeo
08-23-2009, 11:29 AM
Granted but he forget about u. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

I wish my glasses were fixed

revoltingbunny
08-23-2009, 11:53 AM
Granted, but they WILL, I repeat, WILL break again.

I wish I could shave my tail.

Danvish
08-23-2009, 12:01 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Charlie_Romeo:
Granted but he forget about u. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

I wish my glasses were fixed </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Granted. But you turn blind.

I wish I lived in a normal country.

OSnailsO
08-23-2009, 02:43 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Danvish:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Charlie_Romeo:
Granted but he forget about u. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

I wish my glasses were fixed </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Granted. But you turn blind.

I wish I lived in a normal country. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Granted but it is soon under attack

I wish AC3 had Desmond being the Assassin

Edengoth
08-23-2009, 03:08 PM
Granted, but Lucy is his Elika and she can't do parkour.

I wish I had my appetite back.

Slartibartfast7
08-23-2009, 03:37 PM
Granted but you get drunk...ON CHEESE

I wish my arm wasn't broken

Grimm-X67
08-23-2009, 04:44 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Slartibartfast7:
Granted but you get drunk...ON CHEESE

I wish my arm wasn't broken </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Granted but you break your other arm in 25 places. XD

I wish a meteor fell on my schools new building.

thekyle0
08-23-2009, 05:09 PM
Granted but you just have to pay for another one through taxes.

I wish I knew what day the second half of the Danny Wallace interview would come out.

davethepaveway
08-24-2009, 01:52 AM
granted but it will be really boring

i wish for another 5 wishes ....

Charlie_Romeo
08-24-2009, 04:33 AM
Granted, but noody grants them.

I wish i knew what date i am going back to uni.

SBRedFlag
08-24-2009, 08:40 AM
Granted, but you're unable to go back.

I wish that they would come out with some new info about AC2 already.

thekyle0
08-24-2009, 08:57 AM
Granted, the September GamePro magazine will have more info.

I wish I had subscribed to GamePro. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/51.gif

davethepaveway
08-24-2009, 11:56 AM
granted, then ungranted

i wish my black edition came to my door now

An_Idea
08-24-2009, 12:35 PM
granted, but at least you get a black edition... stupid america http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/bigtears.gif

i wish my 360 would magically grow an AC2 skin and faceplate in time for the new game XD

thekyle0
08-24-2009, 12:41 PM
Granted, but it won't stop growing and will destroy your house and crush the Xbox.

I wish I could read the language that Gunk and OPM Belgium magazine publish in.

OSnailsO
08-24-2009, 04:11 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by thekyle0:
Granted, but it won't stop growing and will destroy your house and crush the Xbox.

I wish I could read the language that Gunk and OPM Belgium magazine publish in. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Granted but they stop publishing

I wish Slartibartfast7 didn't copy my funny signature (Think of your own jokes!)

Edengoth
08-24-2009, 04:26 PM
Granted, you can't use it anymore so he's not copying.

I wish the X360 optical drive was quieter.

BloodOfTheCreed
08-24-2009, 04:43 PM
Granted, but you'll never find out about storing the game to the hard drive to get ride of the noise....wait...

I wish I can get MW2 with AC2 http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/bigtears.gif

drfeelgood8849
08-24-2009, 04:59 PM
granted. but you get mugged on you way home before you can play them. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif

I wish ^that^ actually happens. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif

davethepaveway
08-24-2009, 05:00 PM
granted but there just blank CD's that you wrote MW2 and AC onto .... muhahahaha

NOTE: still counts even if i answered the wrong one
i wish that this topic was less addictive

Danvish
08-25-2009, 11:51 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by OSnailsO:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by thekyle0:
Granted, but it won't stop growing and will destroy your house and crush the Xbox.

I wish I could read the language that Gunk and OPM Belgium magazine publish in. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Granted but they stop publishing

I wish Slartibartfast7 didn't copy my funny signature (Think of your own jokes!) </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Granted. He steals your entire account.

I wish my leg was healed already.

SBRedFlag
08-25-2009, 12:00 PM
Granted, but you break your arm on the way back home.

I wish school didn't start tomorrow.

Backadd
08-25-2009, 12:34 PM
It wont but you have to repeat the last year...
I wish i'm the first person to play AC 2

Danvish
08-25-2009, 12:35 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by sbredflag:
Granted, but you break your arm on the way back home.

I wish school didn't start tomorrow. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Granted. But after the opening scene, the game crashes and you can never play it again.

I wish my head didn't ache.

Backadd
08-25-2009, 12:45 PM
it wont but you have to amputate you arms http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/34.gif

i wish santa make he's own tv show

Charlie_Romeo
08-25-2009, 12:47 PM
Granted, but it explodes

I wish all the delayed albums for this year (50 cent, Dr Dre ect) came out for free on itunes

thekyle0
08-25-2009, 01:15 PM
Granted but you have to listen to them.

I wish I knew what day that the Gamescom footage would be released.

OSnailsO
08-25-2009, 04:05 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by thekyle0:
Granted but you have to listen to them.

I wish I knew what day that the Gamescom footage would be released. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


Granted but you can't see it

I wish Kaxen would put more Ask Altiar comics up!

thekyle0
08-25-2009, 04:13 PM
Granted, there actually is a new one. It just hasn't been posted here yet.

I wish I was Daniel Tosh.

Charlie_Romeo
08-25-2009, 04:19 PM
Granted, but you become very unpopular and cry alot that nobody finds you funny. (Thats for last time :|)

I wish there were more things to do in the holidays. ( I've had around 3 months off and i got four weeks left still!!)

davethepaveway
08-25-2009, 05:08 PM
granted but there all ****

i wish people ... danvish didnt continue the currupted wishes from 20000 comments ago and continued from my own one http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Edengoth
08-25-2009, 07:08 PM
Granted, but Danvish gets shot in the butt and you feel bad for wishing anything against a man with a bullet embedded in his right cheek. :P

I wish I had schizophrenia.

thekyle0
08-25-2009, 08:08 PM
Granted, I just made it contageous.
*sneezes on Edengoth*

I wish Charlie knew what he was talking about when describing how funny Daniel Tosh is. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

BloodOfTheCreed
08-25-2009, 09:01 PM
Granted, but both of u lose your minds.

I wish i can buy Bound in Blood as well as this. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/bigtears.gif

thekyle0
08-26-2009, 07:40 AM
Granted, but you accumualate credit card debt.

I wish I could go to the Eurogamer Expo.

Charlie_Romeo
08-26-2009, 08:22 AM
granted, but u just dont.

Iwsh peole would be more open to diffrent music genres

davethepaveway
08-26-2009, 10:25 AM
granted but they still wont listen to them (go Deadmau5)

i wish my tapo dispensed carling rather then water ... mmmmm carling

Danvish
08-26-2009, 10:59 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by davethepaveway:
granted but they still wont listen to them (go Deadmau5)

i wish my tapo dispensed carling rather then water ... mmmmm carling </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I did skip your post http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif

Granted, but it breaks down.
I wish I could live in the UK right now.

thekyle0
08-26-2009, 12:37 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Charlie_Romeo:
Iwsh peole would be more open to diffrent music genres </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
This coming from the guy who listens to main-stream hip hop. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif
__________________________________________________ ______________

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Danvish:
I wish I could live in the UK right now. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Granted but you move back before October.

I wish charlie_romeo doesn't have a comeback.

Realjambo
08-26-2009, 12:43 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Posted Aug 26, 3:08 AM </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Posted Aug 26, 2:40 PM </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Posted Aug 26, 7:37 PM </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Oh dear.... theKyle0 http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif Two per 24 hours please.

davethepaveway
08-26-2009, 01:11 PM
granted but niether will you since rambo has got out his BANHAMMER!

i wish i wont get hit by this glorious piece of firepower

Realjambo
08-26-2009, 01:22 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Posted Aug 26, 12:08 AM </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Posted Aug 26, 5:25 PM </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Posted Aug 26, 8:11 PM </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

By davethepaveway http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

Guys, read the thread title - Two posts per day, based on British Summer Time. The next person who forgets will earn the thread a padlock

OSnailsO
08-26-2009, 03:46 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by davethepaveway:
granted but niether will you since rambo has got out his BANHAMMER!

i wish i wont get hit by this glorious piece of firepower </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


Granted but you get hit by the banhammer as well
I wish I knew where the corrupt and achievement was

Danvish
08-27-2009, 09:57 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by OSnailsO:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by davethepaveway:
granted but niether will you since rambo has got out his BANHAMMER!

i wish i wont get hit by this glorious piece of firepower </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Granted, but it's locked.

I wish there was an ACII Gold Edition
Granted but you get hit by the banhammer as well
I wish I knew where the corrupt and achievement was </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

davethepaveway
08-27-2009, 10:14 AM
granted i revived it mate http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif i wish i could have my signiture back without copy and paste

4th Battalion the Yorkshire Regiment (fighting for queen country hot women my signiture and my bezzers.)

Support our Troops

thekyle0
08-27-2009, 11:09 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Realjambo:
Oh dear.... theKyle0 http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif Two per 24 hours please. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
My mistake, I forgot it goes by British summer time. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blush.gif
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by davethepaveway:
i wish i could have my signiture back without copy and paste
</div></BLOCKQUOTE>Granted, it just won't show up here.

I wish that I saw more gameplay footage in the video ubi released from Gamescom.

Danvish
08-27-2009, 11:41 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by thekyle0:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Realjambo:
Oh dear.... theKyle0 http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif Two per 24 hours please. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
My mistake, I forgot it goes by British summer time. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blush.gif
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by davethepaveway:
i wish i could have my signiture back without copy and paste
</div></BLOCKQUOTE>Granted, it just won't show up here.

I wish that I saw more gameplay footage in the video ubi released from Gamescom. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Granted. But your computer/console crushes right after it and you couldn't play ACII.

I wish I had the real game already.

Charlie_Romeo
08-27-2009, 12:46 PM
granted but you lose your thumbs, and ur sexual organ, yeah thats right no more fooling around with my sis.

I wish i had guns!!!!

thekyle0
08-27-2009, 01:04 PM
Granted, but your sister has to get them from Danvish.

I wish I hadn't decided to listen to Danvish.