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DanielModica
01-07-2008, 06:22 PM
woo dramatic caption award!! i'm on a roll now.

haha this picture is my desktop background actually, but it's a lot bigger and there is more in it http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Guard: hey altair can you break my helmet in?
Altair: sure thing. *crack*
Guard: I SAID MY HELMET NOT MY NECK!!!!

thanks Z!!

LaMia831
01-07-2008, 06:42 PM
http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd237/artemis831/assassins-creed.jpg

oldman765
01-07-2008, 06:47 PM
backround info altair=batman(in disguise)
right guard=robin (in disguuise)
robin:holy hula hoops batman its joker
batman:wats a hula hoop?

blarson11
01-07-2008, 11:36 PM
Altair teaches Dancing...

altair: Everybody see what we did there?
right Guard: um.. can you repeat that?
Altair: c'mon, its the freakin hokey pokey!!! just put your right foot in....

ac014a5520
01-08-2008, 11:05 AM
Altair (to the 1st guard): *Sigh* I can't fight you when you've got that dirt smudge on your helmet. Here, let me get that...

2nd guard: Firstly that's a blood-spot, and secondly you're doing it all wrong. I've got some cleaner that'll take that right of-

Altair: -Hey. Do you want some of this?! *brandishes sword at 2nd guard angrily*

2nd guard: I'll be good...

(Thanks again for the award http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif )

JaggyNettles
01-08-2008, 11:23 AM
altair-hey, youve got a bit of rust just there.. let me take it off.

guard- u dont want to do that..

altair- naa, naa itrs ok...

*altair looks and see's cables and metal

altair- omg! youre a cyborg!

guard- yes i am! muahahahaha!

*cyborg guard suddenly transforms into a huge 50 foot tall robot with laser beams and starts to destroy the world*

sorry itys a bit long

membernametaken
01-08-2008, 11:57 AM
Altair: "You got... SERVED!!!"
Crowd: *gasp*

Robbinho1992
01-08-2008, 12:05 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by altair1911:
altair-hey, youve got a bit of rust just there.. let me take it off.

guard- u dont want to do that..

altair- naa, naa itrs ok...

*altair looks and see's cables and metal

altair- omg! youre a cyborg!

guard- yes i am! muahahahaha!

*cyborg guard suddenly transforms into a huge 50 foot tall robot with laser beams and starts to destroy the world*

sorry itys a bit long </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Long! YOu havent seen long. If you look at mine they all generally to be very long and generally not making much sense at all. But i guess humour lets you win these caption comps http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

AssistantSensei
01-08-2008, 11:59 PM
Awesome, thanks Z! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Altair: "So, remember when you called me a nerd?"

Templar: "Yes."

Altair: "Well DIE FOR IT!!!!!"


or


Altair: "Say 'UNCLE'!!"

Keksus
01-09-2008, 01:43 AM
@zgubilici

Did you forgot to tell me about the AC Caption game? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-mad.gif

Altair: I hate it when people are standing in my way http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

zgubilici
01-10-2008, 12:11 AM
You're welcome guys http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Keksus, lol http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif Well kew is the official caption host here, I was only replacing him for a few days while he was away http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

But now that he's back, I'm taking my leave as your caption host.
Have fun with all the future screenies and captions everyone http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/partyhat.gifhttp://img179.imageshack.us/img179/5620/balloons25oj.gif

blarson11
01-10-2008, 12:30 AM
thanks for sitting in z (and giving me an award http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif)

kew414
01-10-2008, 04:34 AM
Sorry guys, I went over a friends yesterday and was (sort of) sick today, so I didn't get a chance to give out the awards http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/sadeyes.gif

They will be given soon http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Tiberius135
01-10-2008, 04:37 AM
Hey Kew http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

stix489
01-10-2008, 04:43 AM
*Runs in*

Last second entry...

Guard: Are you sure about this?

Altair: Don't worry...my physiotherapist does this to me all the times!

Guard behind Altair: I'm right here you know! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

Blah...thought of it in 2 seconds... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

kew414
01-10-2008, 05:44 AM
Geez guys, I don't think you made enough "smell" captions http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif


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Featured screenie:

http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z163/kew414/assassins-creed.jpg

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<span class="ev_code_RED">Winning Caption</span>:

Altair: Wheres the money man!!!
Guard(With elbow in face): I dunno man, i was never told, they dont tell the low rankers like me.
Guard(Coming fromt he back): Hey bud, dont move or i slice you.
Altair: Oh eah! I think you happened to forget i have a sword.
Guards: OH MY GOD HE HAS A SWORD!



posted by Robbinho1992 http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif


<span class="ev_code_BLUE">Runner Up</span>:


Altair (to the 1st guard): *Sigh* I can't fight you when you've got that dirt smudge on your helmet. Here, let me get that...

2nd guard: Firstly that's a blood-spot, and secondly you're doing it all wrong. I've got some cleaner that'll take that right of-

Altair: -Hey. Do you want some of this?! *brandishes sword at 2nd guard angrily*

2nd guard: I'll be good...


posted by ac014a5520



<LI><span class="ev_code_purple">The Originality Award</span>


Altair to Templar: You cut off my arm! NOW SMELL IT! MUAHAHA

Templar: *Refuses to smell*

posted by DDR. Congratulations on being the first one out of 15 to think of this http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif



<span class="ev_code_BROWN">Unusual Breakthrough Award</span>:

Whether you are an active Assassin.
Whether you are an inactive Teuton.

It makes no difference.
You. Still. Sweat.

But with new Axe Adrenaline, you can sweat, but still smell good!
Call now for a limited offer of $9.99!
If you are among the first ten callers we will also throw in a switchblade.
If you are the fist caller, we'll throw our test dummy in too!

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And recieve these fabuluos free gifts first!!!

NOTE: Terms and conditions do apply.
..... Swithblade and test dummy sold seperately.


posted by ScytheOfGrim http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/53.gif



<LI><span class="ev_code_BLUE">The Caption with the most unexpected ending- Award</span> and <span class="ev_code_RED">The Chaos Award</span>

altair-hey, youve got a bit of rust just there.. let me take it off.

guard- u dont want to do that..

altair- naa, naa itrs ok...

*altair looks and see's cables and metal

altair- omg! youre a cyborg!

guard- yes i am! muahahahaha!

*cyborg guard suddenly transforms into a huge 50 foot tall robot with laser beams and starts to destroy the world*


posted by altair1191 http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif



Congratulations to the winners http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/clap.gif

Sorry for the lameness of this awards "ceremony", but I'm still slightly sick and want to sleep sooo badly http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif
So it's rather this or no awards http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif


Next Picture:
http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z163/kew414/screenshot_1609143095_1192171954.jpg

stix489
01-10-2008, 05:47 AM
I guess there is no "Late arrival award" after all... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-sad.gif

Tiberius135
01-10-2008, 05:53 AM
Kew is sik and still ignoring me which probably explains it Stix.

Robbinho1992
01-10-2008, 08:52 AM
Altair: Theyre behind me arnt they....

*Edit*

Oh Yeah and Thanks for Picking me Winner. One two awards now http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif This may not be a winner, ill try to think up others.

And V Is Funny!, my second choice would have been something like that!

Zain0
01-10-2008, 10:45 AM
http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z163/kew414/screenshot_1609143095_1192171954.jpg

Guard : What, just cause you're an Assassin now you pretend like you don't know me?

the_assassin_07
01-10-2008, 12:29 PM
Altair: I hate guards.. They think they own the place with their swords and all..

Guards: Hey! We heard that!

Altair: ...

They're behind me aren't they?

Second:

Altair: Muhaha! This hood is genius! No-one can see my face! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/icon_twisted.gif

Guard: Hey.. I swear I recognise him..

Guard far away: *whistles*

Lalalalala.. Wait why do I get paid for this job again?

..

Blarg! They suck..

GIVE ME AN AWARD KEW!

spazzoo1025
01-10-2008, 01:04 PM
Guy stikkin out hand: "Hey babayyy u lookin for a good timmeee?
Altair: Honay, you gon need a pointier n shinier hat than that to win mah heart! I am so out of u entry-level-guards' leagues...
Black Guy running on right: Hey Altyyy wanna see MY sword??

lmfao

Orrr not so sexualll

Lead guard: HI!! I'M BILLY MAYS!! JUST LOOK AT WHAT OXY CLEAN CAN DOO! WAIT, WE'LL ADD SOME HORSE POOP TO THOSE BLOOD STAINS!
Altair: Hey! what're you doing?? these are new robes!!
Lead guard: JUST A QUICK SOAK IN OXY CLEAN (actual time may take up to 2 days) AND THESE ASSASSIN'S ROBES ARE LOOKING AS GOOD AS NEW!!
Altair: Wow! Thanks, TV sensation Billy Mays!
Guard with arms crossed: Does this guy EVER stop yelling?!?

lmao i hate Billy Mays

Dark_Assassin
01-10-2008, 01:44 PM
first guard: HEY you cant steal those knives!
Altair:awww but i need them to finsh my job*makes puppy dog eyes*
right guard:no way give them ba-
first guard: oh alright but you owe me
Altair:yay *hugs him and skips off*
right guard:you know who he is right?
first guard:no who
*hear a scream as Altairs job is finished*
first guard: ohhhhh
bit long winded http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_frown.gif

BobDown
01-10-2008, 08:52 PM
http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i159/wriooo3/ac9.jpg

For those wondering, the lyrics are from the song 'Woke Up This Morning', by Alabama 3.

cooldude6681
01-10-2008, 09:17 PM
Main guard: Hey Alty, where's the money you owe me?
Alta&iuml;r: What money?
Guard: Last night's poker game! You owe me five grand!
Alta&iuml;r: Dude, I was so wasted last night...I don't remember anything about any poker game.
Guard: So you don't have my money?
Alta&iuml;r: Hell no. Do you seriously expect me to keep five grand on my person at all times?
Guard: I do when you owe me it.
Alta&iuml;r: Well, I haven't got it. And I ain't paying you. *Black Guard reaches for sword*
Guard: I want my money.
Alta&iuml;r: Tell ya what. Let's settle this with a dance-off. If I win, I don't have to pay you. If you win, I'll...find it somehow.
Guard: Very well (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9R12QeTFuI8).
Alta&iuml;r: *stares* Will you accept a post-dated check?



Randomness FTW! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
Edit: Hmm, just noticed that someone else did the money thing for the last picture...ah well.

Tiberius135
01-10-2008, 09:24 PM
Bob that's cool

BUT

Sorry to nit pick here but where it says "All the love has gone" should be "All that love had gone. Lucky you're not on one of those T.V shows huh?

BobDown
01-10-2008, 09:44 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Tiberius135:
Bob that's cool

BUT

Sorry to nit pick here but where it says "All the love has gone" should be "All that love had gone. Lucky you're not on one of those T.V shows huh? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Hehe, my bad. :P
Oh well, can't be bothered changing it.

oldman765
01-10-2008, 11:10 PM
guard:ladies first
altiar:i know you are but wat am i
guard:who ever smelt it dealt it
altiar:that dosent make sense
guard:your mum, dosent make sense
altair:hey shut up
guard :your face
altairhttp://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_redface.gifk ive had enough *walks away*
guardhttp://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.giffft, guard 1 murderous assassins who i was sposed to catch 0.

oldman765
01-10-2008, 11:11 PM
opps sry about the faces the red face shuld read ok and the yellow is part of the phrase pfft sry

Robbinho1992
01-11-2008, 12:52 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by cooldude6681:

Randomness FTW! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
Edit: Hmm, just noticed that someone else did the money thing for the last picture...ah well. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Yeah i did, but it was a winenr, so maybe again http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Keksus
01-11-2008, 01:13 AM
Guard: White is out of Style! Keep up with the times!

Zerban_da_Great
01-11-2008, 01:33 AM
Centre Guard: Hey you, you look familiar. Pay me moneh and I'll forget I saw you.

Altair: Hell no, how much do do you think I make as an assa- monk? *walks away*

Centre Guard: *mumbling* Damn Jew.

Altair: *spins and punches Centre Guard square in the nose* Don't make fun of religion, it has violent consequences in case you haven't noticed!

ACthegame
01-11-2008, 04:34 AM
Guard w/ orange turban: We're sorry if we hurt your feelings Alta´r but you don't really look like and assassin.

Alta´r: Leave me alone *wipes tear from eye*. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

ikillu95
01-11-2008, 07:50 PM
Gaurd w/ yellow turban: Just cause you left us to go to be an assa-I mean a monk, don't mean you go buy some new clothes man.

Altair: Man i cracka' now, we got hoods...Whatch' u got? Huh? A bunch of black clothes.Im outa' this city, ima' go buy me a new hood.

Black Gaurd: Man he called me a ***** *draws sword*

Gaurd w/ yellow turban: You are black...

DanielModica
01-12-2008, 03:34 AM
guy sticking hand out: hey buddy you gonna buy this stuff or not?

Altair: I"M WALKING AWAY CAN"T YOU SEE!??

Guard: AER MY PRICES NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU RICH FOLK EH!?

Altair: NO YOUR PRICES ARE SO DAMN EXPENSIVE, YOU KNOW HOW MANY GUYS I HAD TO ASSASSINATE JUST TO GET THESE CLOTHES!??

Guard: WELL... ASSASSINATE? OMG ASSASSIN GET HIM!!!!!!

and good news for PC fans, in EB games i saw the first box for AC on PC!!!! it said coming soon http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif i am very happy

Ace426
01-12-2008, 10:31 AM
Guard: We have any thing you would like!
Right guard: plz you dont understand im poor and sick and hungry
*altair walks away thinking why did ubi add those anoying people*

the_assassin_07
01-12-2008, 02:15 PM
Kew.. Results?

membernametaken
01-12-2008, 02:19 PM
Zain0's is the best. I actually chuckled when I read it.

the_assassin_07
01-12-2008, 02:26 PM
Quote please..

Boredandsuch
01-12-2008, 07:20 PM
Gaurd: O cmon you didn't have to insult my mother
Gaurd drawing sword: That somma***** is goin down!

kew414
01-12-2008, 07:28 PM
Wow it's been 3 days already &gt;_&lt;
Sure, results we be given in a bit http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

Zain0
01-13-2008, 06:04 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by membernametaken:
Zain0's is the best. I actually chuckled when I read it. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I chuckled typing it myself rofl

Ace426
01-13-2008, 07:56 AM
Guard: Oh no you didnt
Right Guard: Oh yes he did

ScytheOfGrim
01-13-2008, 08:53 AM
Guard: "Shoes, bags, watches... shoes, bags, watches... shoes..."

A reference to illegal Chinese merchants.

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

spazzoo1025
01-13-2008, 10:47 AM
lol nice one Scythe

actually relates to me, cuz my brother got a rolex and some oakleys from Chinatown, total for both together was like $45 lol

they...fell off the back of the truck...

BobDown
01-13-2008, 10:39 PM
Still no new pic/awards... http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_frown.gif

dinorap19
01-13-2008, 10:48 PM
Kew is lax, we're expecting too much of him really. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

BobDown
01-13-2008, 10:58 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by dinorap19:
Kew is lax, we're expecting too much of him really. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

True. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif
I mean, he doesn't have to do any of this if he doesn't want to...

blarson11
01-13-2008, 11:39 PM
guard on left:hey!!!
guard on right:*runs up* you dropped your bible.....
altair: keep it..

(yay last minute entry...

kew414
01-13-2008, 11:50 PM
Damn I did it again &gt;_&lt;

blarson11
01-13-2008, 11:56 PM
altair: no,no, no, ya got the wrong sword there.... let me give you mine....

guard:*to metalsmith* DAMN IT!!!! i TOLD you that wasn't right, but no....YOU had to gimme this one....

also:


Assassins Creed does film making....

center guard: LINE!!!
altair:c'mon!!! this is like the 9th take... figure it out!!!

Robbinho1992
01-14-2008, 12:01 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by kew414:
http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z163/kew414/screenshot_38468061_1187787450.jpg </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Drunk Guard: There was once a man from Acre
Who's name was Peter Sacre
He took his Sabre
Killed an Assassin in Acre
And ended up being Castrated-re

Altair: Man....He failz atz teh Lyrikz!

BobDown
01-14-2008, 01:24 AM
http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i159/wriooo3/ac10.jpg

Talk about randomness...

ac014a5520
01-14-2008, 01:48 AM
Altair: So, do you have any last words?

Centre guard: Wait...I must inform my family. *Pulls out a pigeon and attaches a letter before watching it fly away with a strange, wistful expression*

Altair:...Where were you hiding that?

ScytheOfGrim
01-14-2008, 04:12 AM
Altair: Looky! 'Tis be a birdy!

Guard: Say wu'? Where?

Zain0
01-14-2008, 05:02 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by kew414:
http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z163/kew414/screenshot_38468061_1187787450.jpg </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Altair : No no no, we're supposed to be practicing the fight scene, not the dance scene!

cooldude6681
01-14-2008, 05:43 AM
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c316/cooldude6681/CaptionYorick.jpg
Bob: Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio: a fellow
of infinite jest, of most excell--
Guard on right: You pick now to practice for the play? We're in the middle of a fight, Bob!!
Alta&iuml;r: http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

Keksus
01-14-2008, 09:00 AM
Altair: Do you want to hit me with that sword?! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_mad.gif
Guard: no! never ever! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/sadeyes.gif
Altair: Do you want to say that i'm a liar?! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_mad.gifhttp://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_mad.gifhttp://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_mad.gif
Guard: No!
Altair: So you ARE saying that i'm a liar! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_mad.gifhttp://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_mad.gifhttp://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_mad.gifhttp://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_mad.gif

spazzoo1025
01-14-2008, 01:14 PM
yayy Unusual Breakthrough Award!! lol

ok here goes

Altair: Yo momma liked cleaning my sword last night...
Mask-face (walking away): O no he di-int!

lmfao a little raunchy...
or a cleaner one...
Mask-face: You're goin down!
Altair: I'm over here...take off that mask so you can see!!

the_assassin_07
01-14-2008, 01:33 PM
http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa239/fishicle/screenshot_38468061_1187787450.jpg

Chaos award? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/sadeyes.gif

oldman765
01-15-2008, 01:15 AM
guard with hand out: will you marry me
female guard of screen: er i dont think its the best time
guard with hand out: o its 'never the best' time well you know what ive had it missy....
altiar: allow me *kills guard*
female guard of screen: meh easy come easy go.

dinorap19
01-15-2008, 08:53 AM
http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a204/dinorap19/others/captions/ACupidknight.jpg

the_assassin_07
01-15-2008, 12:16 PM
So.. no-one likes my entry... I SPENT 5 WHOLE MINUTES ON THAT THING! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/bigtears.gif

ZmeySPB
01-15-2008, 03:02 PM
http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z163/kew414/screenshot_38468061_1187787450.jpg

*sigh* Altair you're like, such a drama queen

Lcone22
01-15-2008, 04:20 PM
front guy-but dad...all i wanted to do is dance. not join the silly templars
altair- well son all i can say is that im ashamed. so i guess i just have to kill you fwap!
front guy- O NOESS!!1!!11LOL1!

DDR
01-15-2008, 08:23 PM
Introducing: Assassins Opera

DanielModica
01-15-2008, 10:30 PM
Guy behind main guard: Introducing the new and improved. GIRAFFE NECK TEMPLARS!!!

Audience below (Presumably http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/35.gif): *cheering*

Guy behind main guard: Now with all new...*Altair jumps out and assassinates this guy* (Hes the guy on the floor now)

Altair: Now.. how many times have i told you all. NO ADVERTISING IN THE HOLY CITY!

Thanks for Chaos award kew http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Dark_Assassin
01-16-2008, 04:09 AM
altair:i knew i shoudnt have magnetised my wrist blade

ikillu95
01-16-2008, 05:21 PM
Gaurd: Hey beggar you got my sword, if I didnt have neckitus I would kill you.

Gaurd on Right: Give me your hand let us be gay,

Gaurd on Left: ...man u ditch me for that guy with neck problems how mean i helpin out this beggar.

Altair: WHO YA'LL CALLIN BEGGAR IM THE 1 WITH 2 SWORDS HERE...AND NO NONE OF YOU GET HIM I CALLED THE NECKITUS GAURD FIRST I WANA BE GAY WITH EM.

Gaurd on Right: HeHe we tricked you beggar now we got this on paper view that you gay!! HaHa.

Altair: IDC as long as i get the gaurd.

Lazybeans
01-16-2008, 07:32 PM
Guard in middle: GOD, I hate this job! I quit!!
Guard on right: Hey wait, you can't quit now! There's an assassin behind you!
Alta´r: ...Well, that just ruined the excitement. I don't feel like killing you now...
Dead guard on right side: Not fair!

JaggyNettles
01-17-2008, 10:04 AM
guard at thew back- look benny meet altair
benny- hello.. omg he's so... *faints*
altair- ok... you never told me ure mates were THIS wierd!

FlammaFumo
01-17-2008, 07:51 PM
http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g167/SineAmora/ac.jpg
8D

dinorap19
01-18-2008, 06:34 AM
Kew! You said you'd do the awards two days ago. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif And he's gone for the next 2-3 days too...

Robbinho1992
01-19-2008, 03:28 PM
BUMPY BUMP.....

Ummm but ill add a Caption....

Welcome to the Middle East Crazy Asylum!

oldman765
01-19-2008, 07:32 PM
guard with hand out will be called roger
roger to other guards:why arent you helping

spazzoo1025
01-19-2008, 07:57 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by oldman765:
guard with hand out will be called roger
roger to other guards:why arent you helping </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

WTF??

Taniquetil
01-19-2008, 09:02 PM
http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a100/Maximo_park/screenshot_38468061_1187787450.jpg
meh hard one

Plewp
01-20-2008, 08:37 AM
Guard on right: F*ck it, just kill me already!
Altair: Ok.. but is there a reason you're standing like that?
Guard on the floor: I see the light!
Altair: *Killing guard in the foreground* Shut it, bob.

stix489
01-20-2008, 06:45 PM
http://i254.photobucket.com/albums/hh98/stix489/Hurry-Up-1.jpg

Seriously tho... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

Kid_Phazon
01-20-2008, 06:52 PM
Altair: 0_o Longest neck I've ever saw...

L. Guard: Quick, send a bird to ******ss Scrolls of World Records 1191!

Zerban_da_Great
01-20-2008, 11:57 PM
Centre Guard: You look upset. Have a hug!

Altair: *backhand* I'm not upset, I'm grouchy.

kew414
01-21-2008, 12:40 AM
Hmm sorry for taking like 3 weeks to do this one http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif


-----------------------------------------

Featured screenie:

http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z163/kew414/screenshot_38468061_1187787450.jpg

-----------------------------

<span class="ev_code_RED">Winning Caption</span>:

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a204/dinorap19/others/captions/ACupidknight.jpg


posted by dinorap19.5 http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif


<span class="ev_code_BLUE">Runner Up</span>:


Assassins Creed does film making....

center guard: LINE!!!
altair:c'mon!!! this is like the 9th take... figure it out!!!



posted by blarson11 http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif



<LI><span class="ev_code_purple">The Unusual Breakthrough Award</span>

Drunk Guard: There was once a man from Acre
Who's name was Peter Sacre
He took his Sabre
Killed an Assassin in Acre
And ended up being Castrated-re

Altair: Man....He failz atz teh Lyrikz!


by Robbinho1992


<LI><span class="ev_code_RED">The Chaos Award</span>
Yay a tie http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif


Gaurd: Hey beggar you got my sword, if I didnt have neckitus I would kill you.

Gaurd on Right: Give me your hand let us be gay,

Gaurd on Left: ...man u ditch me for that guy with neck problems how mean i helpin out this beggar.

Altair: WHO YA'LL CALLIN BEGGAR IM THE 1 WITH 2 SWORDS HERE...AND NO NONE OF YOU GET HIM I CALLED THE NECKITUS GAURD FIRST I WANA BE GAY WITH EM.

Gaurd on Right: HeHe we tricked you beggar now we got this on paper view that you gay!! HaHa.

Altair: IDC as long as i get the gaurd.


posted by ikillu95 http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

AND

http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i159/wriooo3/ac10.jpg

by BobDown http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif



<span class="ev_code_BROWN">The "Awwwwwww" Award</span>:
Yay another tie http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif


http://i254.photobucket.com/albums/hh98/stix489/Hurry-Up-1.jpg


posted by stix489 http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif


AND


Centre Guard: You look upset. Have a hug!

Altair: *backhand* I'm not upset, I'm grouchy.


by Zerban_da_Great


<LI><span class="ev_code_BLUE">The Caption with the most unexpected ending Award</span>:

Guy behind main guard: Introducing the new and improved. GIRAFFE NECK TEMPLARS!!!

Audience below (Presumably ): *cheering*

Guy behind main guard: Now with all new...*Altair jumps out and assassinates this guy* (Hes the guy on the floor now)

Altair: Now.. how many times have i told you all. NO ADVERTISING IN THE HOLY CITY!


by DanielModica http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

------------------------------------------

Congratulations to the winners http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/clap.gif


Next Picture:
http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z163/kew414/screenshot_971366328_1192171954.jpg

BobDown
01-21-2008, 01:32 AM
http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i159/wriooo3/ac11.jpg

stix489
01-21-2008, 01:46 AM
LMAO! The first thing I noticed there was the guy with the disfigured neck! Good job! I like it! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

BobDown
01-21-2008, 02:32 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by stix489:
LMAO! The first thing I noticed there was the guy with the disfigured neck! Good job! I like it! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Hehe, thnx! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

Redfeather1975
01-21-2008, 02:52 AM
Middle Guard - "Help I'm choking"
Altair - "Okay I'll just step on your crotch until you cough it back up"
Left Guard - "ooooh! I'm kinda choking too."
Right Guard - "Yeah me too!"

ScytheOfGrim
01-21-2008, 04:25 AM
Right Guard:
Oooh! Oooh! A spider! There's a spider on you! Don't let it bite you! Then you might get some sort of supernatural abilities like in issue #1 in The Amazing Spiderman!

Left Guard:
That was a classic. I especially enjoyed the bit where Spidey-

Middle Guard:
Aaah! Aaah! Like, totally get it off! It's totally ruining my public imaaage and all. Just look at what it's doing to my face! I'm wrinkling! Wrinkliiiiiing!!!

Altair:
*Looks at Middle Guard* http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif
To tell the truth, the best issue was #994. That was totally radical. Especially when Spiderman kicked the nefarious DocOck in the... c*ck...

Middle Guard:
Ughh... I totally hate it when you guys talk about your favorite episoooodes. They're like, so totally laa-aaame. And until you admit that Captain America totally power owns Spiderman, y'all can speak to the haaand... like, totally.

*Altair jumps onto ga-... Middle Guard and catfight ensues.*

Like, that was totally randoooom... &gt;_&gt;

Keksus
01-21-2008, 07:56 AM
Altair: Look behind me! A three headed monkey!
Montferrat: http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

Robbinho1992
01-21-2008, 08:51 AM
ALtair: JUMPING HIGH FIVE ATTACK!!!
Monferrat: Oh NOES...I cant that that high five! It hurts ze hands!
Altair: That might just be the hidden blade http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

EDIT: Yay Unusual Breakthroguh!

Zain0
01-21-2008, 08:55 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by kew414:
http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z163/kew414/screenshot_971366328_1192171954.jpg </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Altair : I told you I'd be back to finish that haircut!

Lazybeans
01-21-2008, 09:49 AM
Left and right guards: Billy, you got something stuck in your teeth!
Alta´r: I'll get it for you!
William of Montferrat: Thanks! (..........Billy?)

Dark_Assassin
01-21-2008, 10:22 AM
altair:MUHAHAHAHAHAHA*jumps up and stabs*
right guard: hey thats illegal
left guard: yea ya can do that
altair: ok im soory let me just-*ducks*
archer on roof: DAM i missed again

thyce
01-21-2008, 01:30 PM
well im a bit late but here's my one for the old one, dont count it just enjoy hehe
http://img209.imageshack.us/img209/5110/accaptionor1.jpg

and here's my one for this screenshot http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif
http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/5025/accaption2ku0.jpg

Zerban_da_Great
01-21-2008, 06:09 PM
Altair: Just before I do this, I love your work. Big fan.

William: Uhhh.... thx? *shank'd*

or

Altair: METEOR ASSASSIN STRIKE, GO!

Top left guard: GLITCHY BENT ARM STRIKE!

Right guard: SUPER TWISTY-NECK DEFENSE!

William: UNFINISHED HAIRCUT OF DOOM!

Left Templar: You know you're a hopeless case when you get into a fight like this at Anime Expo 2008

Crash_Plague
01-21-2008, 08:19 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Zerban_da_Great:
Altair: Just before I do this, I love your work. Big fan.

William: Uhhh.... thx? *shank'd*

or

Altair: METEOR ASSASSIN STRIKE, GO!

Top left guard: GLITCHY BENT ARM STRIKE!

Right guard: SUPER TWISTY-NECK DEFENSE!

William: UNFINISHED HAIRCUT OF DOOM!

Left Templar: You know you're a hopeless case when you get into a fight like this at Anime Expo 2008 </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

that's the kidney breaker right there, I just laughed so hard!!

hilarious dude.

That may go into my sig.

Robbinho1992
01-22-2008, 11:59 AM
Altair:L Theres something In your eye *Stab*...You didnt want that did you...

Monferrat: What the thing that was in my eye?

Altair: No yout eye, my aim never has been good. Should have used a smalelr blade....You may want a Doctor or something, Becuase that looks nasty!

the_assassin_07
01-22-2008, 01:18 PM
I'm done with this gay competition.. I spend like five minutes on making a picture caption thing and I don't get any awards. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-mad.gif

blarson11
01-22-2008, 01:43 PM
Altair: WEEEEE!!
William: oh, ****... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif
right guard: ASSASSIN!
left guard: WHERE!! bloody hell i cant see 'im!
guard on wall: Damn these short arms! i cant reach me quiver!

altair:*runs off* i better get more throwing knives for this...

thyce
01-22-2008, 02:44 PM
zerban you practically copied everyones caption for that and changed it around a little
..cheap?

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">LMAO! The first thing I noticed there was the guy with the disfigured neck! Good job! I like it! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Altair : I told you I'd be back to finish that haircut! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

the bent arm thing is from mine, you made up the meteor thing by yourself, gratz?

ac014a5520
01-22-2008, 03:00 PM
The men of 1191AD didn't quite grasp the concept of childbirth:

Altair: *Pulling himself out of the William's torso like the scene from Alien* ...And THIS, is how a baby is born
Guard on the right: AW, HEYL NO!
Guard on the left:...I SURE that's not how it's done...

Kaxen6
01-22-2008, 03:12 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by thyce:
zerban you practically copied everyones caption for that and changed it around a little
..cheap?

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">LMAO! The first thing I noticed there was the guy with the disfigured neck! Good job! I like it! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Altair : I told you I'd be back to finish that haircut! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

the bent arm thing is from mine, you made up the meteor thing by yourself, gratz? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Well, one of my most popular Ask Altair comics is "Altair Meteor" -_-'



...I really need to try this caption contest thing sometime...

blarson11
01-22-2008, 06:39 PM
how bout now?

Kaxen6
01-22-2008, 06:45 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by blarson11:
how bout now? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I'm trying to think of something dagnabit! Captions are like working backwards for me. I usually think of something to say and then make a picture to fit...

FlammaFumo
01-22-2008, 10:37 PM
http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g167/SineAmora/ac3-sequel.jpg
And
http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g167/SineAmora/ac3copy.jpg

(Is a tool) http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Zerban_da_Great
01-23-2008, 03:26 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Kaxen6:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by thyce:
zerban you practically copied everyones caption for that and changed it around a little
..cheap?

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">LMAO! The first thing I noticed there was the guy with the disfigured neck! Good job! I like it! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Altair : I told you I'd be back to finish that haircut! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

the bent arm thing is from mine, you made up the meteor thing by yourself, gratz? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Well, one of my most popular Ask Altair comics is "Altair Meteor" -_-'



...I really need to try this caption contest thing sometime... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I'm sorry about the 'stealing' (by the way Kax, you rule http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif) but it was only for the whole 'Anime' joke. To be honest, I wasn't copying the Altair Meteor thing from Kax. that's just how he looks.
Maybe at the very least I'll get Chaos http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/sadeyes.gif

DanielModica
01-23-2008, 05:25 PM
Altair: HEY GUYS LOOK AND OBVIOUS DISTRACTION!
(hes pointing to the distraction with his left arm if u didn't realize...)

http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif ty ty for the awards.

Plewp
01-23-2008, 06:54 PM
Altair: DIE, AIR, DIE!
Monferrat: Is there a reason you're hanging onto my collar like that? you said you would only take a second..
Templar: is somthing going on? i'm blind, but, i can still hear!
Twisty-neck guy: look at me! i want attention!
Background guard: What does this do? *Shoots the twisty-neck guy in the eye with an arrow*


I can has chaos award? http://media.ubi.com/us/forum_images/gf-glomp.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/11.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/compsmash.gif

DDR
01-23-2008, 08:02 PM
http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i144/BadChubbo/AssassinsCreedcaptioncon.jpg

:P

Plewp
01-24-2008, 05:13 AM
Keep dis thread alive! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/784.gif

kew414
01-24-2008, 05:22 AM
I don't think you need to do that to keep it alive... http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif
Spam much? http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

ZmeySPB
01-24-2008, 05:50 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by FlammaFumo:
http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g167/SineAmora/ac3-sequel.jpg
And
http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g167/SineAmora/ac3copy.jpg

(Is a tool) http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


I loved them http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

McMasterJ
01-24-2008, 06:39 PM
http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa298/McMasterJ/forumpic.jpg

Plewp
01-26-2008, 08:21 PM
Slorb?

(How many pages is this down, 10, 14??)

Marek86
01-28-2008, 08:21 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by kew414:
Yay, awards http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

<span class="ev_code_RED">Winning Caption</span>:
http://i199.photobucket.com/albums/aa286/ScytheOfGrim/RabbidPopularcopy.jpg

by ScytheOfGrim http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif


<span class="ev_code_BLUE">Runner Up</span>:
-Eagle beaked hood-$50
-White surcoat and sash-$100
-Hidden Switchblade-$150
-being chased by a mob of armed and dangerous guards that want to kill you.....Priceless

by Marek86


<span class="ev_code_GREEN">Honorable Mention Award</span>:
Yay a tie between: http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

Altair-"Come on, guys! Assassin's Creed 2 is abt to get released at Gamestop!!

by spazzoo1025

and

Gaurds:Get him! he's got the last Wii!

by Fates.Dark.Hand


<span class="ev_code_BROWN">Unusual Breakthrough Award</span>:
Another tie between:

guard: you sir, cake or death?
Altair: I'll have the cake please.
guard: well we're out of cake. we only brought 3 bits, we weren't expecting such a rush.
Altair: so my choice is "or death"?

by Blarson11

And

Altair-Hey, guys I just saw a child riding a camel!
Guards-No wai! Children and camels are myths.
Altair Ya wai! Follow me into this dark alley. (snicker)

by Redfeather1975 http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif


<span class="ev_code_RED">Chaos Award</span>:
http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w228/AldirTheDunedain/screenshot_1307592139_1192171954-2.jpg

by AldirTheKnight


<span class="ev_code_PURPLE">Most Entertaining Caption</span>:
Guards: Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine! Mine!

by Cerus http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif


<span class="ev_code_BLUE">The "Where Am I?" Award</span> http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif:
http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/2531/assassinscreed2hg6.jpg

by lostassassin123 http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif


Congratulations to the winners http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/clap.gif
To those who didn't win an award: There's still many more pictures to come, so don't commit suicide yet http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif



Next Picture:
http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z163/kew414/screenshot_1393617091_1192171954.jpg </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

holy heck I never checked the results, so in this case woohoo. sry guys please continue.

Plewp
01-30-2008, 02:23 PM
kew, when are the awards going to be given??

I'm growing tired of waiting.

membernametaken
01-30-2008, 03:30 PM
Yeah, it's not like we aren't paying you a subscrition for this!

...err, wait.

ScytheOfGrim
01-30-2008, 07:33 PM
I'm not surprised, Arab laziness has struck. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

I think it's time for Z to take over... &gt;_&gt;

DDR
01-30-2008, 11:18 PM
Either one would be great, Kew Or Z

stix489
01-30-2008, 11:30 PM
Okay people, give Kew a break, he has school, work AND homework right after...he can't be available 24/7...neither can Z...so you guys just have to be patient wait! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

the_assassin_07
01-31-2008, 01:14 AM
But.. but.. he promised http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/sadeyes.gif.

kew414
01-31-2008, 02:05 AM
Sorry, busy with like, living http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif
I'll do it soon http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

the_assassin_07
01-31-2008, 08:52 AM
It's ok Kew you don't needa rush..

PEOPLE HAVE LIVES YOU KNOW! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

Plewp
02-01-2008, 08:29 PM
I don't... *pout*

the_assassin_07
02-02-2008, 07:54 AM
Yeah I know you don't...

http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

Plewp
02-02-2008, 02:41 PM
On the bright side, neither does anyone who bothers to join an online forum http://media.ubi.com/us/forum_images/gf-glomp.gif

FlammaFumo
02-02-2008, 10:44 PM
Yeah...an online -gaming- forum especially... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/crackwhip.gif

maledicere
02-03-2008, 02:41 AM
Altair : Have a closer look . http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

the_assassin_07
02-08-2008, 10:07 AM
This game sucks now..

Lazybeans
02-08-2008, 12:36 PM
We need awards so we can go on to the next picture and the game won't die!! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/sadeyes.gif

FlammaFumo
02-08-2008, 10:08 PM
A small side quest here while we wait. New picture:

http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g167/SineAmora/ACCONTESTid.jpg

iPlunder
02-08-2008, 10:20 PM
http://i29.tinypic.com/6hp0kp.jpg

Robbinho1992
02-09-2008, 01:47 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by FlammaFumo:
A small side quest here while we wait. New picture:

http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g167/SineAmora/ACCONTESTid.jpg </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Al Mualim: Hey Alty, High Five!.....You going to leave me hanging?

the_assassin_07
02-09-2008, 01:49 AM
DED.

cheeseprophet
02-09-2008, 05:24 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by FlammaFumo:
A small side quest here while we wait. New picture:

http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g167/SineAmora/ACCONTESTid.jpg </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Altair: Really, you should shave that thing of your kin.
Al Mualim: You're talking about my hair? I'm one of the 4 people that knows why you always wear a hat!


Eh.. could have been worse right? http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

not sure about the name of that guy.... w/e http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/35.gif

Easy72
02-09-2008, 06:30 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by iPlunder:
http://i29.tinypic.com/6hp0kp.jpg </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

ROFL! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

thyce
02-09-2008, 03:54 PM
http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/2332/accaption3yn2.jpg

Easy72
02-09-2008, 04:21 PM
not bad, but try an keep the swearing to a minimum.

Kid_Phazon
02-09-2008, 11:58 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by the_assassin_07:
DED. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>WHY DO THEE TAKETH MAH WORDZ!?

blarson11
02-10-2008, 12:13 AM
Al Mualim: watch me balance this black thing on my hand!
Altair: try balancing yourself on a cross at the top of a 300 foot chapel old manhttp://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g167/SineAmora/ACCONTESTid.jpg

thyce
02-10-2008, 04:25 AM
haha blarson nice one, and sorry easy i didnt know :&lt;

Easy72
02-10-2008, 07:40 AM
no prob, just givin a heads up. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif

Zerban_da_Great
02-11-2008, 01:10 PM
Al Mualim: Altair, check out mah hi-defnes!
Altair: Luck b... person. I have to re use the face of another character from the future!
Al Mualim: uhhh... Altair... did you have a little too much hashish?
Altair: WHY IS THAT AN ISSUE?
Al Mualim: Nuthn *motions* *whispers* Take him to rehab.

TheHatTrik
02-11-2008, 06:46 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by FlammaFumo:
A small side quest here while we wait. New picture:

http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g167/SineAmora/ACCONTESTid.jpg </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Altair: Oh god that is just sick!
Al Maulim: What?! Can't a guy shove a knife into your crotch without being discriminated anymore?

Everard
02-12-2008, 08:49 AM
Al Maulim: My son- your the figment of your own imagination.

Phreaky_McGeek
02-12-2008, 09:58 AM
*force choke*

Keksus
02-12-2008, 10:04 AM
Al Mualim: Altair! I'm your Father!
Altair: Hey Dad!

*is still waiting*

ScytheOfGrim
02-12-2008, 10:40 AM
Al Muallim:

"Ignore the waving of my hand, 'tis not but second-childhood striking..."

FlammaFumo
02-13-2008, 07:22 PM
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif Totally loving these!

blarson11
02-13-2008, 10:04 PM
so what are you doing kierran? Gave up on your own thread?

stix489
02-13-2008, 10:20 PM
Well he gave me permission to take over, but I'm just as lazy as he is http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

Lazybeans
02-14-2008, 08:09 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by stix489:
Well he gave me permission to take over, but I'm just as lazy as he is http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_mad.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/crackwhip.gif

ZmeySPB
02-14-2008, 08:53 PM
Al Mualim: Sorry, Altair, but I can't let my assassins look like the KKK *eyestabby*

the_assassin_07
02-15-2008, 10:13 AM
Fine I'll take over then...

<span class="ev_code_RED">Winning caption</span>

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Al Mualim: watch me balance this black thing on my hand!
Altair: try balancing yourself on a cross at the top of a 300 foot chapel old man </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Posted by blarson11! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif

<span class="ev_code_BLUE">Runner up</span>

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Al Muallim:

"Ignore the waving of my hand, 'tis not but second-childhood striking..."
</div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Posted by ScytheOfGrim! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/34.gif

<span class="ev_code_PURPLE">The "killed the atmosphere" award</span>

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content"> Altair: Really, you should shave that thing of your kin.
Al Mualim: You're talking about my hair? I'm one of the 4 people that knows why you always wear a hat!
</div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Posted by cheeseprophet!... http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_confused.gif

Well done everyone! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/clap.gif

New picture:

http://blog.wired.com/games/images/2007/11/22/assassins_creed.jpg

iPlunder
02-15-2008, 10:18 AM
I think you should make the picture one with 2 people so it's easier. This one is hard...

the_assassin_07
02-15-2008, 10:20 AM
ARE YOU DISRESPECTING MY AUTHORITYY!?

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

If other people think that it's hard I'll change it. *edit* Aw whatever I'll just change it.,,

iPlunder
02-15-2008, 10:25 AM
http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

Robbinho1992
02-15-2008, 10:28 AM
Assassin.....I didnt post that "Killed the Atmosphere" thing, that was cheeseprophet....


And for this one....


Altair stood above his people, they look to him for words of wisdom. They waited in anticpation. Altair moved to open his mouth, in a stance that was petryfying to those who had not seen death first hand.

Altair's words came soon after. He Said, "Ok people, i just spent loads of money on this Nike Hoody, but i need a different opinion. Come on, tell me. Does my butt look big in this?"

spazzoo1025
02-15-2008, 01:43 PM
Altair: Hey! From up here, all the people look really small!
Some out-of-pic-guy: "That's bc ur standing above a pre-school... &gt;_&lt;

the_assassin_07
02-15-2008, 01:50 PM
Lol good ones guys; keep them coming?

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Assassin.....I didnt post that "Killed the Atmosphere" thing, that was cheeseprophet.... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
O.O

Sorry Robby.

*change*

Lazybeans
02-15-2008, 02:32 PM
What happened to this one? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z163/kew414/screenshot_38468061_1187787450.jpg

the_assassin_07
02-15-2008, 02:34 PM
Whaddya mean? The awards were given..

Lazybeans
02-15-2008, 02:37 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by the_assassin_07:
Whaddya mean? The awards were given.. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Not for that pic. The one with Alta´r and al Mualim was posted so we could do that while we waited for the other. :/

the_assassin_07
02-15-2008, 02:41 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Featured screenie:

http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z163/kew414/screenshot_38468061_1187787450.jpg

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Winning Caption:




posted by dinorap19.5


Runner Up:


Assassins Creed does film making....

center guard: LINE!!!
altair:c'mon!!! this is like the 9th take... figure it out!!!



posted by blarson11



The Unusual Breakthrough Award

Drunk Guard: There was once a man from Acre
Who's name was Peter Sacre
He took his Sabre
Killed an Assassin in Acre
And ended up being Castrated-re

Altair: Man....He failz atz teh Lyrikz!


by Robbinho1992



The Chaos Award
Yay a tie


Gaurd: Hey beggar you got my sword, if I didnt have neckitus I would kill you.

Gaurd on Right: Give me your hand let us be gay,

Gaurd on Left: ...man u ditch me for that guy with neck problems how mean i helpin out this beggar.

Altair: WHO YA'LL CALLIN BEGGAR IM THE 1 WITH 2 SWORDS HERE...AND NO NONE OF YOU GET HIM I CALLED THE NECKITUS GAURD FIRST I WANA BE GAY WITH EM.

Gaurd on Right: HeHe we tricked you beggar now we got this on paper view that you gay!! HaHa.

Altair: IDC as long as i get the gaurd.


posted by ikillu95

AND



by BobDown



The "Awwwwwww" Award:
Yay another tie





posted by stix489


AND


Centre Guard: You look upset. Have a hug!

Altair: *backhand* I'm not upset, I'm grouchy.


by Zerban_da_Great



The Caption with the most unexpected ending Award:

Guy behind main guard: Introducing the new and improved. GIRAFFE NECK TEMPLARS!!!

Audience below (Presumably ): *cheering*

Guy behind main guard: Now with all new...*Altair jumps out and assassinates this guy* (Hes the guy on the floor now)

Altair: Now.. how many times have i told you all. NO ADVERTISING IN THE HOLY CITY!


by DanielModica

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Congratulations to the winners </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
*cough*

Ace426
02-15-2008, 04:50 PM
Altair: Enine meany miny mo catch a tiger by the toe.... There him i will assasinate him for no reason next!!!

Lazybeans
02-15-2008, 05:47 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by the_assassin_07:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Featured screenie:

...

Congratulations to the winners </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
*cough* </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

...Weird. Missed that.

Kid_Phazon
02-15-2008, 06:19 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by the_assassin_07:
Fine I'll take over then...

<span class="ev_code_RED">Winning caption</span>

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Al Mualim: watch me balance this black thing on my hand!
Altair: try balancing yourself on a cross at the top of a 300 foot chapel old man </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Posted by blarson11! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif

<span class="ev_code_BLUE">Runner up</span>

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Al Muallim:

"Ignore the waving of my hand, 'tis not but second-childhood striking..."
</div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Posted by ScytheOfGrim! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/34.gif

<span class="ev_code_PURPLE">The "killed the atmosphere" award</span>

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content"> Altair: Really, you should shave that thing of your kin.
Al Mualim: You're talking about my hair? I'm one of the 4 people that knows why you always wear a hat!
</div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Posted by cheeseprophet!... http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_confused.gif

Well done everyone! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/clap.gif

New picture:

http://blog.wired.com/games/images/2007/11/22/assassins_creed.jpg </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Altair: I bet I could fling Maliks stub at that guard from here...

Lazybeans
02-15-2008, 06:24 PM
Alta´r: Hey, I see you there! Stop picking your nose!

iPlunder
02-15-2008, 06:30 PM
Alta´r: They look like ants from up hear.. no... They ARE ants...

Sasori_x
02-15-2008, 06:37 PM
Altair: Where's that goddam bale of hay when you need it..

Everard
02-15-2008, 07:07 PM
Altair: Look ma' im on top of the world!

iPlunder
02-15-2008, 09:07 PM
1.Altair: I swear... todays the day i end it all.. I'm going to jump


2. Altair: Wow jumper was a really good movie. I wish i could do that... or can i...

Later that Day

Guard: Yes his death was ruled a suicide.

kew414
02-15-2008, 09:07 PM
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif
I should take a bit more responsibility 'round here http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif
Look at the mess you guys made! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

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Featured screenie:

http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z163/kew414/screenshot_971366328_1192171954.jpg

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<span class="ev_code_RED">Winning Captions</span>:

Middle Guard - "Help I'm choking"
Altair - "Okay I'll just step on your crotch until you cough it back up"
Left Guard - "ooooh! I'm kinda choking too."
Right Guard - "Yeah me too!"

Redfeather1875 http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif


AND


Altair : I told you I'd be back to finish that haircut!


by Zain0 http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif


<span class="ev_code_BLUE">Runner Ups</span>:


Altair: METEOR ASSASSIN STRIKE, GO!

Top left guard: GLITCHY BENT ARM STRIKE!

Right guard: SUPER TWISTY-NECK DEFENSE!

William: UNFINISHED HAIRCUT OF DOOM!

Left Templar: You know you're a hopeless case when you get into a fight like this at Anime Expo 2008


by Zerban_Da_Great http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif



<LI><span class="ev_code_purple">The Unusual Breakthrough Awards</span>

http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa298/McMasterJ/forumpic.jpg


by McMasterJ


<LI><span class="ev_code_RED">The Chaos Award</span>

http://img171.imageshack.us/img171/5025/accaption2ku0.jpg


<span class="ev_code_BROWN">The "Ewwwwwwwhat?" Award</span>:
Altair: *Pulling himself out of the William's torso like the scene from Alien* ...And THIS, is how a baby is born
Guard on the right: AW, HEYL NO!
Guard on the left:...I SURE that's not how it's done...

ac014a5520


<span class="ev_code_RED">The Eyestabby Award! X_O</span>:
Altair:L Theres something In your eye *Stab*...You didnt want that did you...

Monferrat: What the thing that was in my eye?

Altair: No yout eye, my aim never has been good. Should have used a smalelr blade....You may want a Doctor or something, Becuase that looks nasty!


by Robbinho1992 http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif Just had to give you an award for using eyestabby http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

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Congratulations to the winners http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/clap.gif
And sorry guys. I swear this will never happen again http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif
I'll at LEAST try and do it every weekend http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/sadeyes.gif


Next Picture:
http://i194.photobucket.com/albums/z163/kew414/screenshot_2137456954_1184335925.jpg

iPlunder
02-15-2008, 09:24 PM
no no no we are already on a picture.

kew414
02-15-2008, 09:29 PM
I'll award that one later today http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

iPlunder
02-15-2008, 09:34 PM
Well now its all way to confusing...

kew414
02-15-2008, 09:38 PM
The new picture is the primary captioning picture.

But if you want to, you may caption the previous one, but please clearly state you are. That one will be captioned soon. Make more sense? http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

iPlunder
02-15-2008, 09:44 PM
Yeah, but i dont see why we need 2 at the same time.

FlammaFumo
02-15-2008, 11:38 PM
lolchaos

ScytheOfGrim
02-16-2008, 03:18 AM
This is for Kew's pic:


Baldy: Why on earth are you touching me?
Altair: Sssh! Allow me to enjoy this cheetah skin while it's still legal...

the_assassin_07
02-16-2008, 09:49 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">I should take a bit more responsibility 'round here
Look at the mess you guys made!

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Featured screenie:



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Winning Captions:

Middle Guard - "Help I'm choking"
Altair - "Okay I'll just step on your crotch until you cough it back up"
Left Guard - "ooooh! I'm kinda choking too."
Right Guard - "Yeah me too!"

Redfeather1875


AND


Altair : I told you I'd be back to finish that haircut!


by Zain0


Runner Ups:


Altair: METEOR ASSASSIN STRIKE, GO!

Top left guard: GLITCHY BENT ARM STRIKE!

Right guard: SUPER TWISTY-NECK DEFENSE!

William: UNFINISHED HAIRCUT OF DOOM!

Left Templar: You know you're a hopeless case when you get into a fight like this at Anime Expo 2008


by Zerban_Da_Great



The Unusual Breakthrough Awards




by McMasterJ



The Chaos Award




The "Ewwwwwwwhat?" Award:
Altair: *Pulling himself out of the William's torso like the scene from Alien* ...And THIS, is how a baby is born
Guard on the right: AW, HEYL NO!
Guard on the left:...I SURE that's not how it's done...

ac014a5520


The Eyestabby Award! X_O:
Altair:L Theres something In your eye *Stab*...You didnt want that did you...

Monferrat: What the thing that was in my eye?

Altair: No yout eye, my aim never has been good. Should have used a smalelr blade....You may want a Doctor or something, Becuase that looks nasty!


by Robbinho1992 Just had to give you an award for using eyestabby

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Congratulations to the winners
And sorry guys. I swear this will never happen again
I'll at LEAST try and do it every weekend


Next Picture: </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
But... but...

But.

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/bigtears.gif

iPlunder
02-16-2008, 01:41 PM
At Kews:

Altair: *in deep sincerity with his hand on his shoulder for dramatic effect" Please man, for all of us... shave the beard.

GreyFlameIII
02-16-2008, 05:47 PM
@ Kew's:

Altair: Make way 4 Mah awsomeness!
Bald guy: You just had to ask, you know.
Bystanders: I wish I could have teh awsomeness.

Plewp
02-18-2008, 06:14 PM
@ kews

Altair: Wow, Check out that hottie!

"Man": Aww, thank you, but cloaked assassins who are possably rapists just aren't my type...

Altair: Holy ****, you're a girl!?

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The words "Caption contest." so i can find this page faster in the search feature.

Plewp
02-26-2008, 04:48 PM
The death of this caption game makes me cry http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/bigtears.gif

FlammaFumo
03-16-2008, 01:20 AM
http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g167/SineAmora/ac4.jpg

oldman765
03-16-2008, 01:31 AM
Kew's pic:
Man being pushed- hey there champ are you tired of having Carpet stains tat just wont go away are you spending your life washing the floors of the temple then the stainassassin is for you it will kill you stains 10times over
Altair: FOR THE LAST TIME NO!!!!!

note: How would they have infomercials back in 1191 ad they would use strange bearded men instead

Robbinho1992
03-16-2008, 06:02 AM
At Kews

Man: Why the hell are you touching me?? Are you blind...
Altair: SO your not a girl and im not touching your breast?

*Awkard silence*

Old Women to the left: I have Breasts....
Altair: I may be blind but i aint touching that.

Toyotama
03-16-2008, 07:15 PM
http://i247.photobucket.com/albums/gg128/Blagbla/geicocave.jpg

kew414
03-19-2008, 05:21 AM
Hey, this thread's back! I thought it sunk deep into the pages of forgottenness http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif
I'll do some awards tomorrow then, I guess http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

adarwinter
03-19-2008, 04:07 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Robbinho1992:
At Kews

Man: Why the hell are you touching me?? Are you blind...
Altair: SO your not a girl and im not touching your breast?

*Awkard silence*

Old Women to the left: I have Breasts....
Altair: I may be blind but i aint touching that. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

lol. that made me laugh.

my caption:
al-tair: umm... sorry i spit on u in the picture in beginning of page 21. i was aiming at the guy on your left. no hard feelings, right?

Robbinho1992
03-19-2008, 06:58 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by adarwinter:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Robbinho1992:
At Kews

Man: Why the hell are you touching me?? Are you blind...
Altair: SO your not a girl and im not touching your breast?

*Awkard silence*

Old Women to the left: I have Breasts....
Altair: I may be blind but i aint touching that. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

lol. that made me laugh.

my caption:
al-tair: umm... sorry i spit on u in the picture in beginning of page 21. i was aiming at the guy on your left. no hard feelings, right? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I aim to please with Lunatitical("Lunatitical" Copyrighted and Registered Landmark of Lovett Corprations) humour.

AssassinsBomb
03-25-2008, 07:43 AM
Helloo!

Altair: It's not your fault, Facial Hair Man. I know it wasn't easy.

Facial Hair Man: I'm sorry. I could've just ran.

Altair: Yes, but don't worry. Starbucks will be open tomorrow as well.

Hey Kew, it's kinda been 10 days.
Soz if i'm bein a pest.

AssassinsBomb
03-25-2008, 04:18 PM
Don't let this post fall through! C'mon!

blarson11
03-25-2008, 06:55 PM
lol. the dude who created this thread abandoned it, so there's no real reason to poast (like toast http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif) in it any more

Wolfgare
03-25-2008, 11:45 PM
Kew abandoned it?! How extremely rude of him/her..
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

blarson11
03-25-2008, 11:50 PM
lol. yeah look at the date of his last post. and no awards for his picture? hes got a thread in the PoP forums to run now, cant be bothered with this http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

AssassinsBomb
03-26-2008, 04:39 AM
Really? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/sadeyes.gif
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

the_assassin_07
03-26-2008, 01:19 PM
Kew. You. Fail.

AssassinsBomb
03-26-2008, 04:07 PM
Lol.
He just got owned by The Assassin....07.
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/agreepost.gif

the_assassin_07
03-27-2008, 07:43 AM
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif

denty101
03-27-2008, 03:42 PM
yes! first post and i dont care if the forum's been closed because we can battle on without kew. we must stand strong... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/11.gif thank you... thank you. i am known for my motivational speeches

AssassinsBomb
03-27-2008, 04:57 PM
Ok. Who want's to take over? Assassin 07? Blarson? Denty?
Who knows...

Robbinho1992
03-28-2008, 01:07 AM
I could! We need a vote.

stix489
03-28-2008, 01:13 AM
You DO know that he asked me to take over once...but I was like meh! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

So let the votes begin!!!

AssassinsBomb
03-28-2008, 04:49 AM
Ok!
Since Robbinho seems more willing to do it, i vote him.
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/partyhat.gif

stix489
03-28-2008, 05:17 AM
Yeah he has my vote too I guess http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

We could make him run it...

OR http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif

We could turn it completely into a random spam/chat thread!! *thinks of Z - hopes die* Never mind http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

AssassinsBomb
03-28-2008, 05:38 AM
Haha! That was random ok. Ok, Robbihnio, ur our choice. Now the question is.... do you want to do it?
If he's even online... http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Plewp
03-28-2008, 05:42 AM
Of course he am.

Shame on you, kew. WHY DID YOU ABANDON YOUR THREAD

AssassinsBomb
03-28-2008, 05:44 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Plewp:
Of course he am.

</div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Don't you mean ofcourse he is? Confussinngg!

Azzerwazzer
03-28-2008, 08:27 AM
maybe someone should just make the move and post a picture.

Robbinho1992
03-28-2008, 10:06 AM
Okay, so you pick me?

If that is so i have some terms. Ill try and do it every week, even twice a week. The Amount of days will be randomised so know-one can be sad if i dont give the awards at a given time.

Plus, I want mod status! (Joking!)

Ill post the winners and the new pic later

the_assassin_07
03-28-2008, 10:16 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Ok. Who want's to take over? Assassin 07? Blarson? Denty?
Who knows... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Meh... I'm not on that much.

Robbinho1992
03-28-2008, 10:26 AM
<span class="ev_code_RED">Featured Screenie:</span>
http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i186/Enorez/AC/screenshot_2137456954_1184335925.jpg

Winners:

<span class="ev_code_BLUE">Best Caption </span> and <span class="ev_code_PINK">"Sympathetic" Award</span>: Flammo Funo!
http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i186/Enorez/AC/ac4.jpg

<span class="ev_code_PURPLE">The "Awkward Moment" award </span> has a joint winner.

Robbinho1992 (ME!) and Plewp

Mine- Man: Why the hell are you touching me?? Are you blind...
Altair: SO your not a girl and im not touching your breast?

*Awkard silence*

Old Women to the left: I have Breasts....
Altair: I may be blind but i aint touching that.


Plwep's- Altair: Wow, Check out that hottie!

"Man": Aww, thank you, but cloaked assassins who are possably rapists just aren't my type...

Altair: Holy ****, you're a girl!?



<span class="ev_code_GREEN">"Lunatitical" Award</span>; <span class="ev_code_RED">Sponsered by Lovett Corporation, You want it, We Can Scavange and Make it</span>!: Won by Grim and Oldman765

Grim- Baldy: Why on earth are you touching me?
Altair: Sssh! Allow me to enjoy this cheetah skin while it's still legal...

Oldmany- Man being pushed- hey there champ are you tired of having Carpet stains tat just wont go away are you spending your life washing the floors of the temple then the stainassassin is for you it will kill you stains 10times over
Altair: FOR THE LAST TIME NO!!!!!

<span class="ev_code_WHITE">Next</span> Picture:

http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i186/Enorez/AC/assassins-creed-20071022020223992_6.jpg

Enjoy!

Possesed_angel
03-28-2008, 10:36 AM
^
Guard: Whats that down there
Altair: I got you buddy! You can take a closer look!

or

Guard (Peter Petrelli): I think I can fly!!!
Altair: Let me help you there *push*


Thought I could join too http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

Robbinho1992
03-28-2008, 10:45 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Possesed_angel:
^
Guard: Whats that down there
Altair: I got you buddy! You can take a closer look!

or

Guard (Peter Petrelli): I think I can fly!!!
Altair: Let me help you there *push*


Thought I could join too http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Everybody's Welcome!

iloveAC_creed
03-28-2008, 12:26 PM
am i

spazzoo1025
03-28-2008, 01:13 PM
Guard: Wow! It feels just like Titanic...except in the movie, you weren't killing me!!!

caswallawn_2k7
03-28-2008, 02:44 PM
Guard: why did you push me I was only trying to help you save on long distance calls.

or

Altair: are all bets in on how long it takes a guard to hit the floor?

membernametaken
03-28-2008, 03:04 PM
Guard: Can you die in The Matrix? *jumps*
Altair: Free your mind...

FlammaFumo
03-28-2008, 11:46 PM
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/partyhat.gif SHWEHT.Thanks so much for the award http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Robbinho1992
03-29-2008, 04:32 AM
I aim to please.

AssassinsBomb
03-29-2008, 07:34 AM
Guard on roof below: Careful there, Altair. Remember what happened last time!
Altair: Yeh, ok. But last time it was an accident.
Guard on roof below: We know that, but his poor kids...
Altair: I took care of them.
Guard being pushed off: Hello? A little help here!

x_101_
03-29-2008, 07:56 AM
Altair: I don't care if you can fly look at my cool *** dance move!!
...

AssassinsBomb
03-29-2008, 08:24 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by x_101_:
Altair: I don't care if you can fly look at my cool *** dance move!!
... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Lol, random.

Barakeh
03-29-2008, 12:20 PM
Gaurd: Nobody loves me... -_-
Altair: No Jacque don't do it! I still love you!
Gaurd:Really?
Altair: No.

AssassinsBomb
03-29-2008, 12:46 PM
Hahahaha! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/agreepost.gif
That made me laugh, hard.
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

twistedesthetic
03-29-2008, 04:05 PM
Altair: I see something down there by the fruit stand.
Guard: Where? *looks*
Altair: There *points*
Guard: I don't see anything.
Altair: Let me help you with that *pushes guard off the roof*
Guard: WHAT?!? *falls to his death*

AssassinsBomb
03-29-2008, 05:17 PM
Hehehe.
Im laughing to hard.

Robbinho1992
03-29-2008, 05:32 PM
Looks likes some good Contenders! Good to see, Prizes Done on Sunday.

AssassinsBomb
03-30-2008, 09:51 AM
Cool! Prizes soon.

Robbinho1992
03-30-2008, 10:32 AM
<span class="ev_code_GREEN">Feautred Screenie</span>:
http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i186/Enorez/AC/assassins-creed-20071022020223992_6.jpg

Winners!

<span class="ev_code_PINK">Best Caption</span>
Barakeh-
Gaurd: Nobody loves me... -_-
Altair: No Jacque don't do it! I still love you!
Gaurd:Really?
Altair: No.

"<span class="ev_code_GREEN">There is no Spoon</span>" Award:

membernametaken-
Guard: Can you die in The Matrix? *jumps*
Altair: Free your mind...

"<span class="ev_code_RED">Brutal</span>" Award:

AssassinsBomb-
Guard on roof below: Careful there, Altair. Remember what happened last time!
Altair: Yeh, ok. But last time it was an accident.
Guard on roof below: We know that, but his poor kids...
Altair: I took care of them.
Guard being pushed off: Hello? A little help here!

"<span class="ev_code_YELLOW">AFaej</span><span class="ev_code_GREY">aergme</span>rgEGA<span class="ev_code_BLUE">Ergdfg</span>" Random Award:

x_101_-

Altair: I don't care if you can fly look at my cool *** dance move!!
...

Next Screenie:

http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i186/Enorez/AC/assassin.jpg



<STRIKE>EnJoy!1!</STRIKE>

AssassinsBomb
03-30-2008, 10:42 AM
Yes! The brutal award! Thanks, Robbinho! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/crackwhip.gif

Ok..

Guard: Look over there! *points with his sword*
Altair: I ain't falling for that again!
Guard: No seriously! Theres a switchblade wielding assassin!
Altair: Yeh, right. And thrust!
Guard: You'll be sorry! *dies*
Altair: There we go. Haha! switchblade wielding assasson. What a loser!
*Switchbalde wielding assassin jumps up to roof*
Altair: Remeber kids, always listen to guards!
Now watch while I own this assass- Bob?
Bob: Oh hey Altair. You did this?
Altair: Yupp.
Bob: He was my brother.
*Hugs Altair*
Altair: You don't happen to have a switchblade on you anywhere, do you? Cos i just felt my flesh ripple. Your holding on pretty tight there!
Bob: There's a reason for that!


It was abit(Understatement) long. Sozzy!

twistedesthetic
03-30-2008, 11:22 AM
Guard: You!
Altair: Me?
Guard: Yes,I am talking to you. You aren't suppose to be up here.
Altair: Not suppose to be up here?
Guards: Yes, that is right.
Altair: *stabs* Now, I am.
Guard: *chokes* ackk!
Altair: Let me help you with that. *pulls sword out and pushes the guard off the roof.*
Guards: *falls to his death.*

AssassinsBomb
03-30-2008, 11:54 AM
Hehe. Lol http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

caswallawn_2k7
03-30-2008, 02:29 PM
Altair: dont tell me to get off your roof *stab*
Guard: I was only 1 day from retirement why does this keep happening to us?

AssassinsBomb
03-30-2008, 03:53 PM
Lol. Heard that many times.
http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

caswallawn_2k7
03-31-2008, 12:11 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by AssassinsBomb:
Lol. Heard that many times.
http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
yeh but some1 had to do it eventualy.

AssassinsBomb
03-31-2008, 12:24 PM
Too true. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/agreepost.gif
I would do another one, but my brains on alert mode after too much strawberry milkshake, and its hard to think about anything BUT strawberry milkshake.
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/53.gif

blarson11
03-31-2008, 01:58 PM
Altair: hey, how come you arent bleeding?
Off-screen guard: HAHA got ya! April Fools! it was a dummy!
Altair: *throws knife* Jerk...

kew414
03-31-2008, 02:53 PM
Wow, seems I got overthrown without knowing http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

Guess I kind of gave up cause this thread almost died http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif
I'm on holidays in 3 days, so I coooooould start giving awards again if you guys want http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

AssassinsBomb
03-31-2008, 03:08 PM
Sorry dude, we got Robbinho now.
But hey, at least you started the whole thing!

caswallawn_2k7
03-31-2008, 03:13 PM
lol (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Usurp) http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/34.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/35.gif

AssassinsBomb
03-31-2008, 03:14 PM
Hahaha, lol.
I had a glance at that page.
:P

Robbinho1992
04-01-2008, 09:00 AM
Yes Kew, although i never will be as great as the Creator, I am Now the Award Giver!...

And Will stay so untill around June time...Have some exams so someone will have tot ake over then.

Awards tomorrow! Get your Entries in!

the_assassin_07
04-01-2008, 09:31 AM
Altair: Hole in one!

ScytheOfGrim
04-01-2008, 09:39 AM
Altair:

"When I was just a little boy! Ma Momma told me son!
Always be a good boy, and never play with... big... pointy objects..."

&gt;_&gt;

the_assassin_07
04-01-2008, 09:54 AM
DED.

AssassinsBomb
04-01-2008, 01:09 PM
No it aint.

FlammaFumo
04-01-2008, 10:17 PM
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif *IS NOT LATE*
http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g167/SineAmora/ac5copy.jpg
Sorry, wanted to share anyway....
I'll work on the current one... http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

FlammaFumo
04-01-2008, 10:22 PM
http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g167/SineAmora/ac6copy.jpg