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x__CRASH__x
11-21-2004, 04:23 PM
add this to your config.ini and see what you get!

3dsharks=1

http://www.netwings.org/dcforum/User_files/419fc1426d14e74e.jpg

Korolov
11-21-2004, 04:26 PM
Nice photoshops.

WTE_Dukayn
11-21-2004, 04:28 PM
haha

DuxCorvan
11-21-2004, 04:28 PM
Seriously? Easter egg? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif

Under what part of conf.ini?

Man, don't play with us! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-mad.gif

DuxCorvan
11-21-2004, 04:29 PM
Grrrrrr! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_mad.gif
http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

Jagdgeschwader2
11-21-2004, 04:30 PM
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif Now thats what I call a fish story.


http://home.earthlink.net/~jagdgeschwader26/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/jagdgeschwader2s.jpg

Charos
11-21-2004, 04:48 PM
Be wise with your Bait selection Crash - You NEVER Know whats lerking in the Depths. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

Dirt_312
11-21-2004, 04:52 PM
Next thing we will see is a mega-mouth coming up and eating the plane.
http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

stansdds
11-21-2004, 05:29 PM
Holy carnivorous predicament! And I am fresh out of bat shark repellant spray! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

NegativeGee
11-21-2004, 06:10 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by stansdds:
Holy carnivorous predicament! And I am fresh out of bat shark repellant spray! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I've heard mayonnaise is a good substitute http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Myself, I don't go in for things like that, prefering to beat them into submission with my special tool http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif

Slantaye
11-21-2004, 06:13 PM
i tried it.

it WORKS

lwaun
11-21-2004, 07:35 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Slantaye:
i tried it.

it WORKS <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I tried it and it didn't work.

NetDaemon
11-21-2004, 07:49 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by lwaun:
I tried it and it didn't work. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


That`s cuz you need to install the "photshop" patch for Pacific Fighters along with the "naiveness" free add-on.

Do those and you`ll get plenty of sharks in PF, maybe even some mairmaids too.

Aero_Shodanjo
11-21-2004, 08:12 PM
We're all sharks http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/mockface.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/34.gif

But I prefer dolphins. anyone know the command line i have to enter in config? http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

x__CRASH__x
11-21-2004, 08:20 PM
3dporpose=1

F4U_Flyer
11-21-2004, 08:22 PM
the fm on that shark? on the left is all wrong! If you check the performance sheets you will see the rate of climb is much more than R/L!
also the modelling is wrong too , i believe the dorsal fin is 2 inches to far foreward! Sheesh cant anyone get this stuff right , next patch maybe!! BG

Phil_C
11-21-2004, 09:48 PM
Speaking of sharks, IIRC it was commanche 3 or 4 that had sharks in the water, and when you flew low enough, you could see them, clear as day


IMHO those natural touches add the most realism

http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

gombal40
11-22-2004, 01:42 AM
pic posted a little earlier ....
http://tc12f.phpnet.org/forum/pe/index.php?showtopic=700

good joke from pe sushi

x__CRASH__x
11-22-2004, 02:39 AM
What a copycat! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

BM357_Raven
11-22-2004, 10:13 AM
3dparis_hilton=3 where the number equals the size Paris Hilton and her chihuahua. It goes all the way up to 9.

http://bm357.com/user/raven/pic/paris_hilton.jpg

She has various loadouts as well. Here are a couple:

-Paris Hilton with Persian ***** Cat and 8 HVAR
-with Carmen Electra and two bazooka's and 4 drop tanks

and my personal favorite

-with fire hose - in which she is very hard to beat.

S~

johann63
11-22-2004, 10:53 AM
crash with the trash http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif


but seriously

try this line


godzilla=1


or


locknessmonster=1

x__CRASH__x
11-22-2004, 09:12 PM
I'd like to beat Paris Hilton with my fire hose.

Mjollnir111675
11-22-2004, 09:14 PM
Hey Crash she is totally put off by Sour Mayo Drippin Dix bra!! No chance fer you Man!!!

x__CRASH__x
11-22-2004, 09:34 PM
Your point?

Mjollnir111675
11-22-2004, 10:02 PM
The point: Get to yer local clinic and get yer short arm checked and git yer shot!!! there is a cure to S.M.D.D. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/34.gif http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_redface.gif

muHamad-ALi
11-22-2004, 10:46 PM
valient effort but i still dub this thread "lame" and thats because im in a good mood.

x__CRASH__x
11-22-2004, 10:58 PM
When your opinion matters to me, I will give it to you.

actionhank1786
11-23-2004, 12:12 AM
how in the hell did a thread about sharks get to two pages?!

x__CRASH__x
11-23-2004, 12:37 AM
Because I am super popular.

stansdds
11-23-2004, 04:00 AM
Because we have nothing else to do. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Henry_Shrapnel
11-26-2004, 02:38 AM
Ok but can we also have code to decide if the pilot escapes from sharks or goes awall with Paris Hilton ?

killer2359
11-26-2004, 10:01 PM
Ever nearly run into one of the poor buggers cartwheeling up into the air from a destroyed truck, car, halftrack,tank, building in European Air War - or machinegun the little guys running from a destroyed building/vehicle - or see a V formation of ducks in flight? (also in EAW).

Buckaroo12
11-26-2004, 10:47 PM
Did someone say mermaids...

I can only hope that they are overmodelled

x__CRASH__x
11-27-2004, 02:57 AM
So... the straps on my Zeke get screwed up, and I ride the plane underwater...

http://mysite.verizon.net/res0yv8g/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/mermaid.jpg

LeadSpitter_
11-27-2004, 10:51 AM
http://files.turbosquid.com/Preview/Content_on_11_6_2003_23_55_21/Shark_gw.jpg55b11661-3055-4ef1-bb1d-839b7887ad13.jpgLarge.jpg

ashley2005
11-27-2004, 10:57 AM
lol this is the most funnyiest thread ive eer seen http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/351.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif

x__CRASH__x
11-28-2004, 12:23 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ashley2005:
lol this is the most funnyiest thread ive eer seen http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/351.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

You need to get out more. Start here: http://www.acompletewasteofspace.com

VMF223_Smitty
11-28-2004, 04:07 PM
Complete waste of space between someone's ears

MD_LAGunner
12-16-2004, 07:39 PM
heres my SHARK pic
http://www.therealgspot.com/album_pic.php?pic_id=206

x__CRASH__x
12-16-2004, 08:48 PM
Now, if you could just show him yanking out a passenger through the fuselage, that would rock!

Quint1974
12-16-2004, 08:55 PM
lol! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
Finally! A Shark topic!!!
Aye!!!!!

I'll catch this bird for you...
But it's not going to be easy.
This Shark...it's a bad fish!
I value my neck alot more than three thousand bucks Chief!
...I'll find em' for three, but I'll catch him..and kill him for ten.

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif



~Q~

WTE_DuStA
12-17-2004, 02:08 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by actionhank1786:
how in the hell did a thread about sharks get to two pages?! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

because we are still waiting for the non beta 3.02 patch with the ded server :P

ImpStarDuece
12-17-2004, 03:02 AM
those aren't sharks, they're lawyers!!!

Akronnick
12-17-2004, 10:00 AM
So if we set Sharks=0 in config.ini will that make the lawyers go away?

HenryBb44mag
12-21-2004, 03:05 PM
where do you get this photoshop patch for PF? I have never heard of it. I tried this...3dsharks=1 in the config file and I saw no sharks. Do you have to land in water first?

-HH- Beebop
12-21-2004, 06:50 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by HenryBb44mag:
where do you get this photoshop patch for PF? I have never heard of it. I tried this...3dsharks=1 in the config file and I saw no sharks. Do you have to land in water first? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/35.gif
It's a joke son.