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Capt.England
03-31-2005, 01:02 PM
Just to let you all know that tomorrow is the Birthday of the R.A.F. (1st April, 1918). To honour this day, The latest patch for il2 will be released.

Here are the facts:

1. It's a Friday.
2. The big O loves the R.A.F. Just look at the uber Spitfire.
3. Patch available from 12 AM to 12 PM B.S.T. + 0 only.
4. The A Bomb is included only on Co-Op onwhine games only. This is to make the U.S. side totally fair as only they had the bomb and they won the war (TM)
5. The new patch uses the new FM from the B.o.B. game which ties in with the birthday of the R.A.F.
6. 0.00000000000000000001 sec after release of patch, the servers will go down, Luftwhiners will moan about guns, Sovietwhiners will moan about guns, Allieswhiners will moan about .50 cal guns should sink battleships and carriers, and risingsunwhiners will moan about lack of ships and bombers for Japan.
7. This thread will be locked, for sure (and 2 weeks ban for posters to said thread)

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SeaNorris
03-31-2005, 01:13 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Capt.England:
Just to let you all know that tomorrow is the Birthday of the R.A.F. (1st April, 1918). To honour this day, The latest patch for il2 will be released.

Here are the facts:

1. It's a Friday.
2. The big O loves the R.A.F. Just look at the uber Spitfire.
3. Patch available from 12 AM to 12 PM B.S.T. + 0 only.
4. The A Bomb is included only on Co-Op onwhine games only. This is to make the U.S. side totally fair as only they had the bomb and they won the war (TM)
5. The new patch uses the new FM from the B.o.B. game which ties in with the birthday of the R.A.F.
6. 0.00000000000000000001 sec after release of patch, the servers will go down, Luftwhiners will moan about guns, Sovietwhiners will moan about guns, Allieswhiners will moan about .50 cal guns should sink battleships and carriers, and risingsunwhiners will moan about lack of ships and bombers for Japan.
7. This thread will be locked, for sure (and 2 weeks ban for posters to said thread)

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NetDaemon
03-31-2005, 01:16 PM
You forgot one more thing:

Bettywhiners will moan about the lack of a rolling pencil on the navigatorÔ┬┤s map and accuse Oleg of bias http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

SeaNorris
03-31-2005, 01:26 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by NetDaemon:
You forgot one more thing:

Bettywhiners will moan about the lack of a rolling pencil on the navigatorÔ┬┤s map and accuse Oleg of bias http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Because they want it and the Russians have it. (TB-3) http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

ploughman
03-31-2005, 01:34 PM
So it's true. The RAF was an April fools joke played ont the Army by the War Office (later renamed Ministry of Defence, soon to be renamed Ministry of Peace and Tranquility, utimately to be named Department of Foreign Relations).

msalama
03-31-2005, 01:49 PM
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Capt._Tenneal
03-31-2005, 01:51 PM
What about the 3rd CD ? You never talked about the flippin' 3rd CD !!!! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/53.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif

Atomic_Marten
03-31-2005, 01:52 PM
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KG26_Alpha
03-31-2005, 01:59 PM
Rolling pencil moaners will be in for a shock !!!!!

It will be included................but not sharpened

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TheGozr
03-31-2005, 02:33 PM
Release of the third cd tomorrow

SeaNorris
03-31-2005, 02:45 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by KG26_Alpha:
Rolling pencil moaners will be in for a shock !!!!!

It will be included................but not sharpened

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Maybe we should ask for a STICKY thread. 'IL-2 Forums Funniest Jokes' http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

VMF-214_HaVoK
03-31-2005, 04:03 PM
Would be nice...but I doubt it. Was over at SimHQ were Ian stated he just recieved new .dlls for new clouds. So it would seem there is still some testing to do. I may be wrong though...hopefully I am. You can check out the topic http://www.simhq.com/simhq3/sims/boards/bbs/ultimatebb.php?ubb=get_topic;f=127;t=001814 Amazingly beta testers and mods of this very forum can speak openly about the patch there. Here any discussion of such results in a lock and/or deleted thread.

PBNA-Boosher
03-31-2005, 04:07 PM
"Hello, I'ma Cleo!"

Nice predictions! But I still bet "2 weeks."

Oilburner_TAW
03-31-2005, 05:06 PM
They better fix the .50's, they don't even hurt Tiger tanks anymore!! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_mad.gif

Chewbacca006
03-31-2005, 05:30 PM
You know how when bombs/torpedos explode after your dead they don't do any damage? Well, is that going to be fixed?

VMF-214_HaVoK
03-31-2005, 05:56 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Chewbacca006:
You know how when bombs/torpedos explode after your dead they don't do any damage? Well, is that going to be fixed? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I thought it was. I may be wrong though.

DarkCanuck420
03-31-2005, 06:48 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Capt._Tenneal:
What about the 3rd CD ? You never talked about the flippin' 3rd CD !!!! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

You can get the third CD. there is a form online somewhere that you fill out. soon later in the mail you will receive your brandnew blank cd. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/354.gif

SeaNorris
04-01-2005, 04:57 AM
Where is it????

madsarmy
04-01-2005, 05:06 AM
Don't look now. Someones coming to get ya!http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/tommybomb/lock.gif