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p1ngu666
03-23-2005, 01:28 PM
quotes from a friend, who i wont reveal http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> pre patch madness rox <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> i think i've got it http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_frown.gif

symptoms are checking website every 3 hours, olegs ready room PF forum and GD, checking the FTP area every day and looking at every post that discusses or mentions 4.0 <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> pls shoot me i've resorted to listening to disney theme tunes to try and get out of my head <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif

i know prepatch madness is sweeping the community, think it maybe taking me too soon http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/53.gif

Owlsphone
03-23-2005, 01:30 PM
3 hours is too long for me...more like every half hour. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/35.gif

FRAGAL
03-23-2005, 01:35 PM
ahhhhhhh madnesss has meeeeeee!!!!! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif it's out tomorrow honest !!!

Capt._Tenneal
03-23-2005, 01:48 PM
Do you know something the rest of us doesn't know p1ngu666 !? http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Oh lord, I'll have this nervous tick and be hitting F5 trying to refresh the Game Update page every 5 seconds now. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/35.gif

tsisqua
03-23-2005, 01:49 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by FRAGAL:
ahhhhhhh madnesss has meeeeeee!!!!! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif it's out tomorrow honest !!! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

HOW DID YOU KNOW? GIMME! NOW!!!!!!!!!!

(Tsisqua shudders a bit, then says: )

Oops, sorry Guys. was having a little pre-patch seizure there.


Tsisqua

FRAGAL
03-23-2005, 01:53 PM
the tealeaves told me, there a bit overmodelled but quite accurate http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/53.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/35.gif

BelaLvgosi
03-23-2005, 01:58 PM
two weeks, really

Billy_BigBoy
03-23-2005, 02:02 PM
Honest, I only checked this thread because it had the word madness, NOT because it says patch http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/53.gif

VV_Holdenb
03-23-2005, 02:18 PM
Solutions to pre-patch madness:
1) More Monty python threads. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/35.gif
2) More Gooey Silent hunter III screenies. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/heart.gif

blairgowrie
03-23-2005, 02:33 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Billy_BigBoy:
Honest, I only checked this thread because it had the word madness, NOT because it says patch http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/53.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

That's pretty funny Billy_Bigboy. I know exactly what you mean. It got me too.

LeadSpitter_
03-23-2005, 02:36 PM
Its got me for at least 3 months

whitetornado_1
03-23-2005, 03:05 PM
I am ok now that my valium has kicked in http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/53.gif


http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

Jasko76
03-23-2005, 03:39 PM
Crazy about patch? Hell, yeah! I'm going positively nucking futs! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

carguy_
03-23-2005, 03:42 PM
Maybe if Oleg said "We aquire MG151/20 changes" I`d ve OMFG WOOHOO ROX I WANT ME PATCH!!

I do not require it to be huge nor a lot of content.

Last time I was really excited when I installed AEP first time for the Me110.

No big hopes here.

LeadSpitter_
03-23-2005, 03:57 PM
^ typical stupid luftwhiner post. Can a mod warn or ban him for ruining a good thread with his one sided view of whines here.

PS every day is like a month without 4.0 http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

MEGILE
03-23-2005, 04:05 PM
SHIII relieved my symptoms.

Agreed with carguy_... if the MG151 doesn't get fixed I'm going to be angry. Who cares about all the other hard work that went into the Mosquito, the new maps, the new flight model, the betty, etc.etc. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

Waldo.Pepper
03-23-2005, 04:14 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Billy_BigBoy:
Honest, I only checked this thread because it had the word madness, NOT because it says patch http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/53.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I checked because of the word PRE!

I've got it bad.

Airmail109
03-23-2005, 04:21 PM
Megile you trecherous bastard.....playing SHIII I almost posted a missing persons threaad on the boards titled "Fish and Megile MIA?"

p1ngu666
03-23-2005, 04:32 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Megile:
SHIII relieved my symptoms.

Agreed with carguy_... if the MG151 doesn't get fixed I'm going to be angry. Who cares about all the other hard work that went into the Mosquito, the new maps, the new flight model, the betty, etc.etc. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

playing the other side in a navy sim, i knew it http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

carguy_
03-23-2005, 04:43 PM
Can someone plz tell me what is wrong with expressing an opinion that doesn`t offend anyone?

harryklein66
03-23-2005, 04:47 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by carguy_:
Maybe if Oleg said "We aquire MG151/20 changes" I`d ve OMFG WOOHOO ROX I WANT ME PATCH!!
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

try 300m convergence for MG151...and u're gone cut spit wings in one pass (or explose them!) http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif

jurinko
03-23-2005, 04:50 PM
ach carguy ty nestastny a smutny chlope, prestan tolko bedakat a noze sa potes vyhliadkou na nove veci.

btw, o par mesiacov snad vyjde mapa slovenska do FB http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif a bude tam aj kusok polska - nad vysokymi tatrami. nemozes zohnat z geologickeho institutu ten kusok vo forme digitalnej mapy s farenbne odlisenymi vyskami? keby nieco, posli mi mail na jurinko(aaaaat)chellodotsk.

Chewbacca006
03-23-2005, 04:53 PM
I know this has nothing to do with anything, but you know how when you drop a torpedo or a bomb and you die before it explodes and it doesn't do any damage? Well, is the game supposed to be like that? I hope that is changed in the next patch or sometime.

FRAGAL
03-23-2005, 05:01 PM
Trust the tealeaves mannn they rok, oo i see a new theme coming up http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/heart.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/heart.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/heart.gif love and peace and a strangely deprived bear http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/11.gif

carguy_
03-23-2005, 05:02 PM
eee tam zycie jest zbyt piekne zebym przejmowal sie ta zgraja napuszonych farmerow

siedza biedni chlopcy w pracy i sie denerwuja przed monitorem
tyle tu glupoty ze to az smutne

p1ngu666
03-23-2005, 05:07 PM
anon gave me this http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif

http://premium1.uploadit.org/pingu666//04.wma

contains some rudeness, not for kiddies http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

KGr.HH-Sunburst
03-23-2005, 06:04 PM
im on skittles now
all those bright colors calm me down http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/53.gif

JG7_Rall
03-23-2005, 06:24 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Waldo.Pepper:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Billy_BigBoy:
Honest, I only checked this thread because it had the word madness, NOT because it says patch http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/53.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I checked because of the word PRE!

I've got it bad. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Mmmm...Pre....

WARNING: TOTALLY OFF TOPIC

"What's up, Bill?"

"George Young is in town..."

"So?"

"Well, Pre, he holds the world record in the 2 mile...."

"Last time I checked, we're running the 5000 at the trials, Bill"

Bill chuckles...

"What, you don't think I can beat George Young?"

"He's got one h3ll of a finishing kick. You certainly aren't gonna run away from George Young, not by running out front, flat out"

"Aw, sh*t Bill, we're back to front running again?"

"Nothing would please the croud more. You'd be giving the croud the performance they want and him the one he expects...If you can't beat George Young, you can't win at Munich. Beating George Young is gonna take some kinda time"

"Ok, what kinda time?"

Bill hands Pre a note...

"13:23....13:23? That's seven seconds faster than the American record, MY American record"

"Your American record...."

"How do I do that?"
___________________________
*Race Day*

"You wear him out, consecutive series, negative splits."

Announcer: Pre's lap time....64 seconds

"Gradually, go a little faster than he thinks he's going. By the time he realizes what's happening, he wont have enough left to hurt you."

Announcer: Pre's lap time....63 seconds. George Young and Steve Prefontaine have broken away from the field...that means George Young will make his 4th olympic team and Steve Prefontaine will make his 1st, as the top 3 finishers will be going to Munich

Pre's lap time...62 seconds

Announcer: It's not enough for Prefontaine to simply qualify, he has been gradually increasing the pace, he is trying to run away from George Young.

Now, with less than 2 laps to go, it is George Young and Prefontaine out in front.

*Pre begins his unearthly kick, pushing himself past the point where lungs burn and muscles beg for mercy....*

Pre's lap time....59 seconds!!!!

He's begun his kick, and his stragety is working, he is losing George Young.

Pre's lap time...58 seconds!!

Steve Prefontaine coming down the backstretch, the croud on their feet cheering the hometown favorite, and he is running away from George Young!!!

Steve Prefontaine wins the Olympic Trials and qualifies for his first Olympic games!!!

Steve Prefontaine's time of 13:22.8 is a new American record by 8 seconds!!!


GO PRE!!!!

Aero_Shodanjo
03-24-2005, 07:48 AM
Here here... Calm down everyone.

You can download the patch here (http://acn.waw.pl/sturm/ForgottenNoobs.swf)

reddevil49
03-24-2005, 08:16 AM
This is what will happen. The patch will be realeased late today so we will have it for the long weekend. There will be such a rush to dl it we will cause the servers to crash and they will be down until monday. Don't laugh the old vets should rember that this happened before. Oh the madness the madness of it all.

Werre_Fsck
03-24-2005, 12:08 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by LeadSpitter_:
^ typical stupid luftwhiner post. Can a mod warn or ban him for ruining a good thread with his one sided view of whines here. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Lead you suck. You got your .50 please don't jump in everytime wants MG-151/20 fixed too.

MG-151/20 is the NUMBER ONE thing to be patched.

Main. Air-to-air. Weapon. Of. The. Luftwaffe.

Porked beyond recognition.

Nothing compares. Nothing. Not The Bar, not P38, not FW fuel bug. They spend time on new maps, planes, features, FM, but if MG-151/20 is not fixed in 4.0 I will personally package 400 grams of manure and send it to Moscow.

Brain32
03-24-2005, 01:04 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR> quote:
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Originally posted by LeadSpitter_:
^ typical stupid luftwhiner post. Can a mod warn or ban him for ruining a good thread with his one sided view of whines here.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------



Lead you suck. You got your .50 please don't jump in everytime wants MG-151/20 fixed too.

MG-151/20 is the NUMBER ONE thing to be patched.

Main. Air-to-air. Weapon. Of. The. Luftwaffe.

Porked beyond recognition.

Nothing compares. Nothing. Not The Bar, not P38, not FW fuel bug. They spend time on new maps, planes, features, FM, but if MG-151/20 is not fixed in 4.0 I will personally package 400 grams of manure and send it to Moscow.

Marshmallow-popcorn-jellybean-popcorn-popcorn
-MG-151/20 belt loading as interpreted by Oleg's team
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Be carefull, LeadSpitter obviously has some kind of immunity, because I see him craping on everybodys head without even being warned not to mention banned. I wouldn't play with such words if I wouldn't know I'am in the same position as he is.

Capt._Tenneal
03-25-2005, 09:03 AM
Seriously, now I'm worried...

I actually DREAMT about version 4.0 finally being uploaded last night ! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

FRAGAL
03-25-2005, 09:09 AM
u mad fool http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

FRAGAL
03-25-2005, 09:13 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by p1ngu666:
anon gave me this http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif

http://premium1.uploadit.org/pingu666//04.wma

contains some rudeness, not for kiddies http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

this makes things soo better i promise

NorrisMcWhirter
03-25-2005, 11:15 AM
There is an add-on patch coming out? Funny that cos I heard the same thing six months ago.

Don't hold your breath, fellas!

Norris

LStarosta
03-25-2005, 11:44 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by JG7_Rall:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Waldo.Pepper:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Billy_BigBoy:
Honest, I only checked this thread because it had the word madness, NOT because it says patch http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/53.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I checked because of the word PRE!

I've got it bad. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Mmmm...Pre....

WARNING: TOTALLY OFF TOPIC

"What's up, Bill?"

"George Young is in town..."

"So?"

"Well, Pre, he holds the world record in the 2 mile...."

"Last time I checked, we're running the 5000 at the trials, Bill"

Bill chuckles...

"What, you don't think I can beat George Young?"

"He's got one h3ll of a finishing kick. You certainly aren't gonna run away from George Young, not by running out front, flat out"

"Aw, sh*t Bill, we're back to front running again?"

"Nothing would please the croud more. You'd be giving the croud the performance they want and him the one he expects...If you can't beat George Young, you can't win at Munich. Beating George Young is gonna take some kinda time"

"Ok, what kinda time?"

Bill hands Pre a note...

"13:23....13:23? That's seven seconds faster than the American record, MY American record"

"Your American record...."

"How do I do that?"
___________________________
*Race Day*

"You wear him out, consecutive series, negative splits."

Announcer: Pre's lap time....64 seconds

"Gradually, go a little faster than he thinks he's going. By the time he realizes what's happening, he wont have enough left to hurt you."

Announcer: Pre's lap time....63 seconds. George Young and Steve Prefontaine have broken away from the field...that means George Young will make his 4th olympic team and Steve Prefontaine will make his 1st, as the top 3 finishers will be going to Munich

Pre's lap time...62 seconds

Announcer: It's not enough for Prefontaine to simply qualify, he has been gradually increasing the pace, he is trying to run away from George Young.

Now, with less than 2 laps to go, it is George Young and Prefontaine out in front.

*Pre begins his unearthly kick, pushing himself past the point where lungs burn and muscles beg for mercy....*

Pre's lap time....59 seconds!!!!

He's begun his kick, and his stragety is working, he is losing George Young.

Pre's lap time...58 seconds!!

Steve Prefontaine coming down the backstretch, the croud on their feet cheering the hometown favorite, and he is running away from George Young!!!

Steve Prefontaine wins the Olympic Trials and qualifies for his first Olympic games!!!

Steve Prefontaine's time of 13:22.8 is a new American record by 8 seconds!!!


GO PRE!!!! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>



Wow, no one responded to this beautiful post?

All of you are simply deprived idiots. Fact.