View Full Version : Kinda OT - Haven't seen this mentioned in a while =)

01-13-2005, 08:45 PM


01-13-2005, 09:00 PM
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01-13-2005, 09:08 PM
http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif Should get a Grammy award any day now. WTF?


01-13-2005, 09:14 PM
I think we can expect the release if flight sims don't work out. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

01-13-2005, 10:05 PM
Is that Oleg??

01-13-2005, 11:22 PM

i love it http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

"Hey baby, wake up from your asleep. we have arrived onto the future and the whole world is become...
Electronic, supersonic. Supersonic, electronic

Hey baby, ride with me away. We doesn't have much Time.
My blue jeans is tight, so onto my love rocket climb.
Inside tank of fuel is not fuel, but love.
Above us, there is nothing above... but the stars... above.
All systems gone, prepare for downcount.
Five, four, three, one, offblast!

Fly away my space rocket.
You no need put money in my pocket.
The door is closed, I just lock it.
I put my cold(?) plug in your socket.
The sonic sky is bright like fire.
You and me gets higher and higher.
(didn't catch this part)
Only thing can stop us is flat tire.

Ha, Ha. Ha Ha Ha Ha
Hey love crusader, I want to be your space invader
For you I would descend the deepest moon crater
I is more stronger than darth vapor
Obey me, I is your new dictator
For you is Venus, I am Mars
With you, I is more richer than all the stars
Make a wishes on a shooting stars
Then I will play for you on my cosmic guitar!
Ladies and gentlmen
Fasten your beltseats, we have commenced our descent
I trust you enjoy this flight as much as you enjoy this accent.
Now, back on Earth, is time for downsplash
Into sea of eternal glory my spaceship crash
People have arrived for to cheer me from near and far
And as i float, I open door and shout:
I am worlds biggest washed up superstar!!!

(distant) Supersonic, electronic. Electronic, supersonic.

As for sure as the sun rises in the west, of all the singers and poets on Earth, I am the bestest
Come, let me put ring of Jupiter on your finger
Then, like a smell around you, I would forever linger
O.K. is time for end, no more will I sang
Let me take you back in time, I want for you to experience big bang!

Long live space race. Long live Molvania.
*creepy lighting*

01-14-2005, 06:12 AM
So that's what has been delaying The Patch. He was working on his video. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

01-14-2005, 06:17 AM
Wow! That's what I hear in my head whenever I read a post by Oleg!

01-14-2005, 06:43 AM
Does some one have submit a Molvania map idea to Ian boys ?

ps:I have the travel guide of Molvania, it is very funny http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

01-14-2005, 07:08 AM
That is NOT Oleg Maddox!!
That is his EVIL Doppelganger: Olaf Haddocks!!
But the fudged countdown (Five, four, three, one, offblast!) and the incorrectly modeled blue jeans that he tugs at is a definate clue to relative paralells though!!

And who can forget the missing verse:

"we'll lead-mis them into thinking
this is a real p.t.o. simulator,
they'll ask "hey guys wheres the patch?"
And tell them I'll release it later!
if ask us they about when, it'll make me thinks
I'll back come pretty swiftly and reply "in two veeks!"
No questions of the plane torps that just wouldnt be tight
But we'll screensmoke all our customers with some lies of trademark/copyrights!

01-14-2005, 07:46 AM
That was terrible. It might be best if it wasn't mentioned again any time soon. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

01-14-2005, 09:18 AM
Pure genius http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

01-14-2005, 09:29 AM
I still like RBJ's "super greg" better

01-14-2005, 10:16 AM
I don't have the clip anymore, but do a search for "tunak tunak tan" and the music video... the singer is Pakistani I think and his name is Daler Mendhi I believe... Funny stuff!

01-14-2005, 11:11 AM
My eyes!! My eyes!! Ahhhh!!!