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Old_Canuck
11-06-2004, 12:04 AM
Just for fun. No serious spin-offs please.

New whine: "missions are boring." -- We looked into this and it seems the original designer of the Pacific Ocean made it MUCH too large. It was difficult to understand his entire reply but it was something about the next patch being full of fire and brimstone .. will make you forget all about the ocean .. something like that.

Old whine: "50 calibres are not strong enough." -- Hard to come up with an original reply to this but everyone knows aged whine is best so we'll leave it alone. Actually, there's lots of whine older than this but whenever someone takes it off the shelf a big hammer comes out of nowhere and ...

Sweet whine: "Don't get me wrong, I really love this sim but ..." -- wreccccchhhh, gaaag. Sorry, touchy stomach.

Lots of categories still open:

Red whine: [heh heh]
White whine: [I ain't touchin' this one]
Dry whine
Sour whine
Contaminated whine

I'm sure there's more. If this is grounds for banishment, that's ok because PF and a new CH joystick are almost at my doorstep (I can hear the dogteam barking) and there won't be much time for the forum when they arrive anyway.

Cheers

FI.Snaphoo
11-06-2004, 12:10 AM
Red Whine: The Russian Planes are too uber! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Korolov
11-06-2004, 12:18 AM
White Whine: Minimap Path plane icon is too uber. Can turn on the Z axis indefinately. Plz fix.

crazyivan1970
11-06-2004, 12:30 AM
Dry Whine - 109 runs outta gas too fast

S 8
11-06-2004, 02:16 AM
Sour whine:Ain´t them all?

TheGozr
11-06-2004, 02:24 AM
US plane are too uber . http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/10.gif SPITS as well

Fehler
11-06-2004, 02:46 AM
You forgot my favorite!

Cheap Whine: Pilot/human animations. (Gumby on steroids)

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FI.Snaphoo
11-06-2004, 02:55 AM
Expensive whine: "Could you please put in this plane that looks cool but never actually flew in combat" http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

Von_Zero
11-06-2004, 10:28 AM
uuuhh don't get me wrong, i love this game, but howcome the La7 breaks up after getting less than 10 mk108 rounds?? it can't bne right, it needs an imediat fix... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/351.gif this is even more hilarious cuz the german pilots couldn't even see the gunsight, it's not centered!!...no wonder they lost the war...http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif
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