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magesupermaster
08-30-2010, 03:58 PM
In Soviet Russia, car pulls you!

Xanatos2007
08-30-2010, 04:34 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Vx_McTavish_xV:
In Soviet Russia we make backwards joke about YOU! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Good one.

caswallawn_2k7
08-30-2010, 04:58 PM
@Vx_McTavish_xV: judging by the jokes you missed it by about 10 years http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

Caligula__
08-30-2010, 11:33 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by caswallawn_2k7:
@Vx_McTavish_xV: judging by the jokes you missed it by about 10 years http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

lolz!!!

Edit - Do you have to start a whole new thread for a poll?

Xanatos2007
08-30-2010, 11:54 PM
Yep.

Caligula__
08-30-2010, 11:56 PM
well, i can't be bothered making a whole new thread so meh

ninjasownu
08-31-2010, 01:56 AM
I want a husky.

Xanatos2007
08-31-2010, 02:45 AM
I want a black wolf. Or at least a dog that looks like one... like a Belgian Shepard or something.

Stormpen
08-31-2010, 04:59 AM
A riddle for ya'll:

What is the part of a bird that travels on water, yet never gets wet?

SlimeDynamiteD
08-31-2010, 05:12 AM
No Idea... xD

Xanatos2007
08-31-2010, 05:22 AM
A feather? They float on water and are generally waterproof - particularly in the case of ducks and other waterbirds. Or their shadow, but that can apply to any shadow cast by an object and not just birds.

SlimeDynamiteD
08-31-2010, 05:25 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Xanatos2007:
A feather? They float on water and are generally waterproof - particularly in the case of ducks and other waterbirds. Or their shadow, but that can apply to any shadow cast by an object and not just birds. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

No offence, but the answer can't be that hard http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

Caligula__
08-31-2010, 05:35 AM
the "idea" of a bird?

Edit - Riddles are only fun if I know the answer http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_mad.gif

(pretty sad isn't it?)

SlimeDynamiteD
08-31-2010, 06:17 AM
It is... xD

Stormpen
08-31-2010, 06:24 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Xanatos2007:
A feather? They float on water and are generally waterproof - particularly in the case of ducks and other waterbirds. Or their shadow, but that can apply to any shadow cast by an object and not just birds. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Correct.
*awards fish as prize*

magesupermaster
08-31-2010, 06:41 AM
More riddles, more riddles!

EDIT: I'll do one.

Six glasses are in a row. The fisrt three are filled with milk, and the last three are empty.
By moving only one glass, can you arrange them so that the full and empty glasses alternate?

SlimeDynamiteD
08-31-2010, 06:47 AM
Until I am measured,
I am not known.
Yet how you miss me,
When I have flown.

What is it?

Stormpen
08-31-2010, 06:48 AM
Time?

magesupermaster
08-31-2010, 06:48 AM
Time sure flies by when you are having fun..

SlimeDynamiteD
08-31-2010, 06:51 AM
Yes, it's time.

magesupermaster
08-31-2010, 06:52 AM
What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

Stormpen
08-31-2010, 06:56 AM
Ah, I've heard this one before.

But I'll let you thinkers guess it.

magesupermaster
08-31-2010, 06:56 AM
BTW Stormpen, who is that in your avatar?

thekyle0
08-31-2010, 07:32 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Six glasses are in a row. The fisrt three are filled with milk, and the last three are empty.
By moving only one glass, can you arrange them so that the full and empty glasses alternate? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Take the full glass that is between the other two full glasses and pore its milk into the empty glass that is between the other two empty ones.

magesupermaster
08-31-2010, 07:35 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by thekyle0:
Six glasses are in a row. The fisrt three are filled with milk, and the last three are empty.
By moving only one glass, can you arrange them so that the full and empty glasses alternate? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Take the full glass that is between the other two full glasses and pore its milk into the empty glass that is between the other two empty ones.[/QUOTE]

Correct!

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif

ScytheOfGrim
08-31-2010, 07:53 AM
Was that really a riddle?

It's not a good riddle if people can figure the answer out. *cough*

caswallawn_2k7
08-31-2010, 08:55 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by magesupermaster:
What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
wow thats a hard one http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif is it a towel? http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

beanodad
08-31-2010, 10:54 AM
Uhhh... riddles annoy me.

So I'm going off to listen to the Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World :The Game soundtrack http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

magesupermaster
08-31-2010, 11:11 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by caswallawn_2k7:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by magesupermaster:
What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
wow thats a hard one http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif is it a towel? http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

No!
Wait, yes... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

itsamea-mario
08-31-2010, 11:40 AM
don't you mean cat, why would you want to dry something with a towel.

magesupermaster
08-31-2010, 11:51 AM
Because cats are useless!

I'm joking, I love cats. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/partyhat.gif

itsamea-mario
08-31-2010, 12:16 PM
yeah cats have many uses, there good for football, dishes, washing machine maintanance, basketball, seeing how deep a drop is many uses.

jokes.

whos been watching the new Red vs blue's ?

magesupermaster
08-31-2010, 02:08 PM
Red vs. Blue?

Is that the halo fan video series?

itsamea-mario
08-31-2010, 02:26 PM
yeah, but i dont like it because its halo, i like it because i think its funny.

i dont really like halo.

magesupermaster
08-31-2010, 02:50 PM
I played the first Halo when I was 9, I think.

And it was fun at times but I'm not a crazy Halo fan.

I have PS3 myself and I love it. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

itsamea-mario
08-31-2010, 02:58 PM
same, i got halo 3, completed it and all that jazz, but then i got bored of it.

at the moment i mainly play uncharted 2.

ninjasownu
08-31-2010, 02:59 PM
I played Halo when I was young too I think I was 7? I loved it. Still love the first one best of all of them.

NuclearFuss
08-31-2010, 03:05 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by beanodad:
Uhhh... riddles annoy me.

So I'm going off to listen to the Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World :The Game soundtrack http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

It's stupid that I've downloaded all 6 of the comics, got the game soundtrack, the film soundtrack, and the film score, but haven't seen the film http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

Caligula__
08-31-2010, 03:49 PM
9-ish hours till September 1st (For American's, already September 1st here)

and September 1st = Full Call of Duty 7: Black Ops Multiplayer Reveal Trailers!!!

K Zarr Altair
08-31-2010, 03:51 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by ScytheOfGrim:

No, no, that part was brilliant.
If only the rest of the game had that much style spread across it.

I meant more to do with the ridiculous number of waterfall-through-waterfall jumps you have to do. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
I actually loved every waterfall part. It required a lot of skill which made it more fun. If there's one thing that was overdone its the power where you can recall parts of the level from history, like a broken bridge being fixed.

ninjasownu
08-31-2010, 04:04 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Vx_McTavish_xV:
9-ish hours till September 1st (For American's, already September 1st here)

and September 1st = Full Call of Duty 7: Black Ops Multiplayer Reveal Trailers!!! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
I lost all hope for COD. The only good ones were the 2nd/4th. The 3rd was so bad. MW2 is broken. And Treyarch just copies infinity ward so that means Black ops is broken too.

caswallawn_2k7
08-31-2010, 04:28 PM
Haven't you heard? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZThquH5t0ow)

itsamea-mario
08-31-2010, 04:40 PM
... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miyVMd5__gw)

magesupermaster
08-31-2010, 10:03 PM
School year is starting or has started...

Getting ready to go to school now.

primerib69
08-31-2010, 10:16 PM
ya boiii only got 2 years (including this one) till i graduate!!!! yeeeeeee boiiiiiiii goin to university of hawaiii trick!!!

Xanatos2007
08-31-2010, 10:18 PM
I'll be finishing school in less than 2 months.
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by magesupermaster:
BTW Stormpen, who is that in your avatar? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Sir Integra Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing.

Stormpen
08-31-2010, 10:23 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Xanatos2007:
I'll be finishing school in less than 2 months.
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by magesupermaster:
BTW Stormpen, who is that in your avatar? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Sir Integra Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

My role model. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

I still have 3<sub>1/3</sub> years of school left. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/51.gif

magesupermaster
08-31-2010, 10:23 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Xanatos2007:
I'll be finishing school in less than 2 months.
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by magesupermaster:
BTW Stormpen, who is that in your avatar? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Sir Integra Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Thanks for telling me. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/11.gif

Got 3 years(including this one).

primerib69
08-31-2010, 10:51 PM
178 and counting. almost there!!!

Caligula__
08-31-2010, 11:38 PM
1 and a half hours or so (till September 1st in America)


I'm saying this for the benefit of those interested

Edit - OMG! I just realised that the Camera Spike in Call of Duty 7: Black Ops will get rid of the need for a capture card thingy if you've got it set up!

Like u'll need a capture card for good shots but Camera Spike COULD get you kwl kills like slow mo thru the neck (like in the tutorial thingy)

Account_Deleted
09-01-2010, 12:09 AM
Dead Rising 2 : Case zero ,has just launched into Xbox live arcade http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

anyone getting the game?

Caligula__
09-01-2010, 12:10 AM
I was gonna but then I saw how bad the graphics were for number 1 and yeah, kinda made me not want to and the fact that your weapons break

Account_Deleted
09-01-2010, 02:05 AM
weapons are ment to brake :S
and number 1, number 2 seems better

ScytheOfGrim
09-01-2010, 03:41 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by KZarr:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by ScytheOfGrim:

No, no, that part was brilliant.
If only the rest of the game had that much style spread across it.

I meant more to do with the ridiculous number of waterfall-through-waterfall jumps you have to do. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
I actually loved every waterfall part. It required a lot of skill which made it more fun. If there's one thing that was overdone its the power where you can recall parts of the level from history, like a broken bridge being fixed. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

It's true that it required skill, but when they throw it at you for the fifth time in the last twenty minutes, and only make the sequence longer, it only screams, "WE RAN OUT OF IDEAS SO HERE'S A LONGER VERSION OF WHAT YOU JUST DID ELEVENTEEN TIMES ALREADY! WE ALSO CALL IT 'INNOVATION'! CHING!"

magesupermaster
09-01-2010, 03:58 AM
Also, Castle Crashers is out on PSN!!!

And I'm back from school. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

thekyle0
09-01-2010, 07:56 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Account_Deleted:
weapons are ment to brake :S </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Indeed, break other things, but not themselves. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

Account_Deleted
09-01-2010, 08:38 AM
well Case Zero has been go so far http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
screen looks cloggy tho

Stormpen
09-01-2010, 10:44 AM
My cousin -who just got back from Australia- told me that she and her Asian co-workers all carry stilettos/other types of sharp objects to work, because of racist muggers/ regular muggers, who do more than run off with your wallet.

True?

ThePheonix1030
09-01-2010, 10:57 AM
PANDA.

ninjasownu
09-01-2010, 11:21 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Stormpen:
My cousin -who just got back from Australia- told me that she and her Asian co-workers all carry stilettos/other types of sharp objects to work, because of racist muggers/ regular muggers, who do more than run off with your wallet.

True? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
I dont find that odd my neighborhood isnt that great and I always carry a knife with me. Rather be safe than sorry.

ScytheOfGrim
09-01-2010, 11:40 AM
I could leave all the doors in my house wide open, and nobody would even consider setting foot on the land.

Thank God.

magesupermaster
09-01-2010, 11:46 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by ScytheOfGrim:
I could leave all the doors in my house wide open, and nobody would even consider setting foot on the land.

Thank God. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Why's that?

Stormpen
09-01-2010, 11:47 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by magesupermaster:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by ScytheOfGrim:
I could leave all the doors in my house wide open, and nobody would even consider setting foot on the land.

Thank God. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Why's that? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

He's standing at the door.

ScytheOfGrim
09-01-2010, 12:00 PM
Crime rates are terribly low, here.

In most of the region, honestly, not just this country.
Of course, the West is ignorant to that.

Thank God to that, too.

magesupermaster
09-01-2010, 12:15 PM
Amen.

itsamea-mario
09-01-2010, 12:16 PM
well has the region, been introduced to alcohol yet?

badboytong
09-01-2010, 12:19 PM
when will acb beta start

Stormpen
09-01-2010, 12:21 PM
In my experience, alcohol doesn't make people homicidal; they just grin and fall over and stuff. I'm not trying to be funny, it's true.

BiopulsePS3
09-01-2010, 12:34 PM
has anyone ever seen this lbp assassins creed level. it looks so cool. moments like these make me regret i sold my copy of little big planet.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v...pD3q3E2A&feature=sub (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjfpD3q3E2A&feature=sub)

magesupermaster
09-01-2010, 12:40 PM
I promised myself to never drink and smoke but I wonder how does it feel to be drunk...

thekyle0
09-01-2010, 12:52 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by magesupermaster:
I promised myself to never drink and smoke but I wonder how does it feel to be drunk... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Allow me find out for you.

EDIT: Whaaaasszz 'appenin? Hey, he- hey you! Thar was s'mthin' i wad suposed to doo fr ya.. now y cantr i remimbar&gt;/?

badboytong
09-01-2010, 01:07 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by thekyle0:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by magesupermaster:
I promised myself to never drink and smoke but I wonder how does it feel to be drunk... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Allow me find out for you.

EDIT: Whaaaasszz 'appenin? Hey, he- hey you! Thar was s'mthin' i wad suposed to doo fr ya.. now y cantr i remimbar&gt;/? </div></BLOCKQUOTE> do u know when the acb beta will start

caswallawn_2k7
09-01-2010, 01:13 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by badboytong:
do u know when the acb beta will start </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

this thread is for talk about anything but AC, if you want to talk about AC go to a different thread.

http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h204/psychokiller_photos/piedocul1.gif

magesupermaster
09-01-2010, 01:25 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by thekyle0:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by magesupermaster:
I promised myself to never drink and smoke but I wonder how does it feel to be drunk... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>Allow me find out for you.

EDIT: Whaaaasszz 'appenin? Hey, he- hey you! Thar was s'mthin' i wad suposed to doo fr ya.. now y cantr i remimbar&gt;/? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Thanks for clearing that up. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/clap.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/halo.gif

caswallawn_2k7
09-01-2010, 02:30 PM
see this is what firms can do with the PC market if they actually make games for PC and not just crappy ports. (http://eu.blizzard.com/en-gb/company/press/pressreleases.html?100901)

magesupermaster
09-01-2010, 02:39 PM
It depends, everything can affect the consumer market.

ninjasownu
09-01-2010, 02:57 PM
I dont even know what starcraft is.

caswallawn_2k7
09-01-2010, 03:13 PM
the original starcraft from 1998 is still rated as one of the best RTS games ever made.

Caligula__
09-01-2010, 03:24 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by caswallawn_2k7:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by badboytong:
do u know when the acb beta will start </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

this thread is for talk about anything but AC, if you want to talk about AC go to a different thread.

http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h204/psychokiller_photos/piedocul1.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

We're not talking about AC, we're talking about Assassin's Creed Brotherhood, we don't live in the stone age of AC anymore

caswallawn_2k7
09-01-2010, 04:08 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Vx_McTavish_xV:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by caswallawn_2k7:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by badboytong:
do u know when the acb beta will start </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

this thread is for talk about anything but AC, if you want to talk about AC go to a different thread.

[Image] </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

We're not talking about AC, we're talking about Assassin's Creed Brotherhood, we don't live in the stone age of AC anymore </div></BLOCKQUOTE>and what IP/franchise is Brotherhood? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

people really shouldn't reply just to make them self seem more stupid http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

ThePheonix1030
09-01-2010, 05:11 PM
Gav, be nice to new people. You should know that by now. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

ninjasownu
09-01-2010, 07:07 PM
So I couple of days ago I was thinking the last time I stubbed my toe. It was when I was like 10 I think. Guess what I just did 10 min ago. My bathtub is now filled with blood and looks like a horror scene. My toe has a good inch out of it now too. OHHH the irony.

primerib69
09-01-2010, 09:04 PM
bubble bath time

Tela
09-01-2010, 10:12 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by ThePheonix1030:
Gav, be nice to new people. You should know that by now. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I thought he's like a guard dog... barking at any strangers, hoping to scare them off... &gt;_&gt;

<span class="ev_code_WHITE">good boy, Cas *patpat*</span>

Xanatos2007
09-01-2010, 10:42 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Stormpen:
My cousin -who just got back from Australia- told me that she and her Asian co-workers all carry stilettos/other types of sharp objects to work, because of racist muggers/ regular muggers, who do more than run off with your wallet.

True? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
That's never happened around here, although I carry knives with me anyway (in defiance of the common law).

And how dare they attack Asians! Where abouts in Australia did she go exactly?!

Caligula__
09-01-2010, 11:47 PM
OMG Black Ops Wager trailer looks SIQQ!!!!!!! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/11.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/clap.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

http://www.youtube.com/user/ma...AE968C/1/TSeXwdZWbWM (http://www.youtube.com/user/machinimarespawn#p/c/82EF50B108AE968C/1/TSeXwdZWbWM)

If anyone hates it... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/784.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/784.gif

Edit: <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Xanatos2007:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Stormpen:
My cousin -who just got back from Australia- told me that she and her Asian co-workers all carry stilettos/other types of sharp objects to work, because of racist muggers/ regular muggers, who do more than run off with your wallet.

True? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
That's never happened around here, although I carry knives with me anyway (in defiance of the common law).

And how dare they attack Asians! Where abouts in Australia did she go exactly?! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Some Aussies are really arrogant and racist! It's annoying because then ppl think all Aussies are like that

ninjasownu
09-02-2010, 12:11 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Vx_McTavish_xV:
OMG Black Ops Wager trailer looks SIQQ!!!!!!! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/11.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/clap.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

http://www.youtube.com/user/ma...AE968C/1/TSeXwdZWbWM (http://www.youtube.com/user/machinimarespawn#p/c/82EF50B108AE968C/1/TSeXwdZWbWM)

If anyone hates it... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/784.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/784.gif

Edit: <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Xanatos2007:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Stormpen:
My cousin -who just got back from Australia- told me that she and her Asian co-workers all carry stilettos/other types of sharp objects to work, because of racist muggers/ regular muggers, who do more than run off with your wallet.

True? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
That's never happened around here, although I carry knives with me anyway (in defiance of the common law).

And how dare they attack Asians! Where abouts in Australia did she go exactly?! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Some Aussies are really arrogant and racist! It's annoying because then ppl think all Aussies are like that </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Just watched it and yes Black ops will suck. Trust me.

Account_Deleted
09-02-2010, 12:13 AM
new laws are being put in for knifes in Australia
i think cops can frisk you any time now for a weapon without a warrenty
you get fined $100 or higher on the spot if you have a knife on you

ninjasownu
09-02-2010, 12:14 AM
Got to love America sometimes.

primerib69
09-02-2010, 12:22 AM
yeah dude only country where babes are allowed to wear 0 articles of clothing. love this place http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

Xanatos2007
09-02-2010, 12:57 AM
Just because they can doesn't mean they will. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

Some of the laws here make no sense whatsoever; you're legally allowed to buy & own knives at the age of 16 (18 for alcohol & tobacco) but you're not allowed to carry them anywhere. And pretty much everything cool is illegal here - double-edged weapons, steel whips, shuriken, throwing knives or any kind of projectile (including cross/bows), shuko, kubatons, even airsoft is illegal. Well, it's not "illegal" per say, but since they're classified as 'Category A Weapons(!?)" then in order to own an airsoft toy you need a full-fledged gun licence, which isn't stopping trouble makers from getting a real gun while they're at it.
And pretty much 98% of all firearms are illegal here as well. The H&K SL8 (civilian-legal semi-auto version of the G36) is illegal here because the government said people might be able to use it as an assault weapon. So H&K re-designed it to only take 5 round single-stack proprietary magazines, but Australia still said no because it was semi-auto. So H&K modified it again to be a straight-pull bolt action firearm (like the Blaser 93, which is in use by the AFP) but the government STILL said "no". Seriously, WTF?

And on top of all that Australia is still the only "developed" country that doesn't have unlimited broadband, which sucks because I need a fast connection in order to install/play games through Steam and my internet is snail-paced half the time, and getting slower each time the bandwidth is exceeded. This is especially frustrating when I buy a physical copy of a game and still have to re-download/update it when I get home - such as when I bought Sniper: Ghost Warrior today and now have to wait 'til next Wednesday before I can even install the bloody thing.

And the climate sucks here.

primerib69
09-02-2010, 01:06 AM
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

Xanatos2007
09-02-2010, 01:13 AM
Yep, Australia is isolated for a reason; because the rest of the world is too ashamed to be around it (probably the same reason for America as well http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif).

Stormpen
09-02-2010, 04:05 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Xanatos2007:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Stormpen:
My cousin -who just got back from Australia- told me that she and her Asian co-workers all carry stilettos/other types of sharp objects to work, because of racist muggers/ regular muggers, who do more than run off with your wallet.

True? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
That's never happened around here, although I carry knives with me anyway (in defiance of the common law).

And how dare they attack Asians! Where abouts in Australia did she go exactly?! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

She lives in Melbourne.

Australia is our 'comparison country' at school, teachers compare everything from taxation systems to the types of shoes available there. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

EDIT: Did my first bit of parkour today, nothing fantastic, I just climbed our garden wall (10 feet) and I was sitting on it when my neighbor came out, and he started screaming, and my father came out to see what all the noise was about and now I'm grounded for a week. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/51.gif

How do you traceurs manage?

ScytheOfGrim
09-02-2010, 04:28 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Vx_McTavish_xV:
We're not talking about AC, we're talking about Assassin's Creed Brotherhood, we don't live in the stone age of AC anymore </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I hope you felt very witty after that, at least.

ThePheonix1030
09-02-2010, 07:57 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Tela:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by ThePheonix1030:
Gav, be nice to new people. You should know that by now. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
I thought he's like a guard dog... barking at any strangers, hoping to scare them off... &gt;_&gt;

<span class="ev_code_WHITE">good boy, Cas *patpat*</span> </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
It might depend on the weather. Maybe the temperature is finally going back to normal around his neck of the woods. About time!

caswallawn_2k7
09-02-2010, 09:04 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by ThePheonix1030:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Tela:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by ThePheonix1030:
Gav, be nice to new people. You should know that by now. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
I thought he's like a guard dog... barking at any strangers, hoping to scare them off... &gt;_&gt;

<span class="ev_code_WHITE">good boy, Cas *patpat*</span> </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
It might depend on the weather. Maybe the temperature is finally going back to normal around his neck of the woods. About time! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
I wouldn't make a good guard dog, I would be off after the female dogs rather than guard someone http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

magesupermaster
09-02-2010, 10:43 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Stormpen:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Xanatos2007:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Stormpen:
My cousin -who just got back from Australia- told me that she and her Asian co-workers all carry stilettos/other types of sharp objects to work, because of racist muggers/ regular muggers, who do more than run off with your wallet.

True? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
That's never happened around here, although I carry knives with me anyway (in defiance of the common law).

And how dare they attack Asians! Where abouts in Australia did she go exactly?! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

She lives in Melbourne.

Australia is our 'comparison country' at school, teachers compare everything from taxation systems to the types of shoes available there. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

EDIT: Did my first bit of parkour today, nothing fantastic, I just climbed our garden wall (10 feet) and I was sitting on it when my neighbor came out, and he started screaming, and my father came out to see what all the noise was about and now I'm grounded for a week. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/51.gif

How do you traceurs manage? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Why the hell did he scream?!

And your grounded for climbing a wall?

ScytheOfGrim
09-02-2010, 11:21 AM
Grounded for climbing a wall makes a lot more sense than some of the stuff I was punished for.

SlimeDynamiteD
09-02-2010, 11:36 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by ScytheOfGrim:
Grounded for climbing a wall makes a lot more sense than some of the stuff I was punished for. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Couldn't agree more xD

ScytheOfGrim
09-02-2010, 12:24 PM
I TOLD YOU TO FREAKING STOP STALKING ME!

magesupermaster
09-02-2010, 02:59 PM
But stalking is fun!

itsamea-mario
09-02-2010, 03:40 PM
you should be happy, having stalkers means your loved. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

Tela
09-02-2010, 03:41 PM
Everyone loves Scythe.

http://media.ubi.com/us/forum_images/gf-glomp.gif &lt;3

Caligula__
09-02-2010, 03:43 PM
Modern Warfare 2, Prestige Edition and Black Ops, Prestige Edition are the perfect stalkers kit http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-mad.gif

magesupermaster
09-02-2010, 03:44 PM
Scythe... *Head tilted to the right and drooling*

Caligula__
09-02-2010, 03:47 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by SlimeDynamiteD:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by ScytheOfGrim:
Grounded for climbing a wall makes a lot more sense than some of the stuff I was punished for. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Couldn't agree more xD </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

muh-uh I once got suspended for something I DIDN'T even do

magesupermaster
09-02-2010, 03:58 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Vx_McTavish_xV:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by SlimeDynamiteD:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by ScytheOfGrim:
Grounded for climbing a wall makes a lot more sense than some of the stuff I was punished for. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Couldn't agree more xD </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

muh-uh I once got suspended for something I DIDN'T even do </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

What didn't you do?

badboytong
09-02-2010, 05:21 PM
i cant what till the ACB beta

primerib69
09-02-2010, 08:40 PM
i cant wait till i get a 50 kill streak on shade...ahhhhh man that would make me laugh like a wittle puppy dog. and you guys better believe that ill post that on here as a new topic http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

Xanatos2007
09-02-2010, 10:56 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Stormpen:
How do you traceurs manage? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Usually we're quick & stealthy enough to not get caught in the first place. At least I am, most of the time...

gamertam
09-02-2010, 11:53 PM
Okay this question is to anyone who can answer it in their best knowledge. Here's the question; i've pre-ordered AC:B collector's edition @ Gamestop and the clerk asked me if i also wanted the collector's guide? I wouldn't pass it up so i replied "sure". What's in store in this guide that is different from the AC2 Limited edition guide.? anyone...? beside from being it's a hardcover with artworks and etc.

also one more question, will there be any exclusive contents or litho. like what Bioshock 2 Limited edition guide?

thanks..alrighty. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/typing.gif

Caligula__
09-02-2010, 11:54 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by magesupermaster:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Vx_McTavish_xV:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by SlimeDynamiteD:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by ScytheOfGrim:
Grounded for climbing a wall makes a lot more sense than some of the stuff I was punished for. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Couldn't agree more xD </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

muh-uh I once got suspended for something I DIDN'T even do </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

What didn't you do? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I DIDN'T bash up a kid, I was on the other side of the school at the time! I might've done it if I'd known there was the opportunity cause they're sooooooo annoying!



Anyways: Today my best friend, ex-arch enemy and I had to dissect a fish! <span class="ev_code_RED">Warning! Warning! Warning! Do not read if you do not like cruelty to animals or anything else to do with bad stuff to animals</span>

<span class="ev_code_WHITE">We all got this fishie and I wanted to do the work, cut where it needed to be cut, examine it ect. ect. Anwayz we started off all right and [COLOR:RED]THEN</span><span class="ev_code_WHITE">they cut off a bit of flesh (all alright, we needed to) but</span> <span class="ev_code_RED">THEN</span> <span class="ev_code_WHITE">they started cutting up the liver and all the intestines!</span> <span class="ev_code_RED">THEN</span> <span class="ev_code_WHITE">they started like cutting these weird things off the side of the head, trimmed one of the side things so it looked like Nemo's "lucky" in in Nemo, then they like somehow flattened the whole head so it kinda looked like a lizard and stuff. Then they decided, meh, lets cut off the whole tail! They also cut off the head and stuck the tail thru the head used to be and put the head where the tail was (head looks like a lizard remember) and stuff! All the time they were filming! Basically at the end they'd removed all the intestines, brain, fins, tail, head, organs, half the fish and a bit of the spine! Anyways as they were cutting the spine with a really sharp blade they snapped the blade into 3 pieces! After wards the whole table was covered in fish blood and they'd videoed the whole thing!</span>


On another topic: Today I made "Curried Sweet Potato Turnovers"

Here is the recipe:

Makes <span class="ev_code_RED">18</span>

Preparation time: 40 or so mins
Cooking time: Dunno
Oven temperature: 190 degrees Celsius


<span class="ev_code_RED">Ingredients</span>

1 medium sweet potato
2 shallots (kinda like spring onions)
1/2 teaspoon curry powder
1/4 teaspoon low fat sour cream
2 sheets puff pastry
Poppy seeds (optional)

<span class="ev_code_RED">Method</span>

1: Peel potato and cut into 1cm cubes

2: Put the potato cubes in boiling salted water until very tender

3: Drain and cool em

4: Slice shallots very thinly

5: Mix everything together in a bowl

6: Cut pastry into 9 squares per sheet (18 all up)

7: Place 1 tablespoon of mixture on each square

8: Fold the corners into the middle and press then together

9: Sprinkle/Dip in poppy seeds

10: Cook at 190 degrees Celsius for 15 mins or until golden



Edit: LOLZ at The giant Dawn of War guy at :50, Mr. Sark learning to spell at 1:50 and the fight at 2:50 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZVYrGJPQPw)

ninjasownu
09-03-2010, 12:18 AM
Shot in the dark anyone do airsoft or paintball here?

Caligula__
09-03-2010, 12:25 AM
nup, I found another COD 7: Black Ops trailer, looks epic! Over there -&gt; (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G94SolEtpnc)

OMG! CHERUB Shadow Wave is outtttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!

ninjasownu
09-03-2010, 12:32 AM
Im just not feelin black ops. I dont know why. Feels like it will be unbalanced with second chance back in.

Xanatos2007
09-03-2010, 12:41 AM
@Vx_McTavish_xV: Science 'experiments' like that never go according to plan. I had to dissect a cow's heart in Year 8; it ended up looking like a slinky by the time we finished.

ninjasownu
09-03-2010, 12:43 AM
I now have a craving for steak and salmon now.

Caligula__
09-03-2010, 12:43 AM
I have full hopes for it, just not allowed to pre-order it due to already having pre-ordered ACB so I'll probs get it for Christmas

Edit - @Xanatos2007: They totally mutilated the fishie! If you'd seen it then you'd understand!

@ninjasownu: ...

magesupermaster
09-03-2010, 12:49 AM
We had to dissect a pig's heart, a pig's eye or a cow's eye, a pig's lung and some other pig parts.

I remember that my older brother squeezed a guppy fish, and all his intestines shot out of him.

It was gross and interesting but I'm against animal cruelty.

Caligula__
09-03-2010, 12:51 AM
dissections are gross but funny as! I was cracking up laughing the whole time even tho I kinda felt like spewing


One of my brother's friends in Yr 7 cut the fishie's mouth in the Joker way (from Dark Knight) and pulled the mouth open and then he French kissed it...

magesupermaster
09-03-2010, 12:53 AM
That's just nasty!

Caligula__
09-03-2010, 12:57 AM
yep, my friend was going to do that but the teacher saw so luckily he didn't... If there was a spew smiley face thingy I'd have put it there

ninjasownu
09-03-2010, 12:57 AM
Mmmmm sushi

magesupermaster
09-03-2010, 12:59 AM
I crave rice now...

ninjasownu
09-03-2010, 01:01 AM
You guys want to go to a resturant? Some rice/steak/salmon/.

Caligula__
09-03-2010, 01:02 AM
NOM NOMMMMM!

magesupermaster
09-03-2010, 01:02 AM
I could go for rice and salmon now. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

ninjasownu
09-03-2010, 01:04 AM
Win. Alright Im in NY and since this is the best place on earth you guys should come to me. I have the best resturant.

magesupermaster
09-03-2010, 01:07 AM
Give me five minutes!

*Locates a super secret military facility, steals an experimental war jet, flyes to new york straight to your door.*

*Knock-knock*

Stormpen
09-03-2010, 01:07 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by magesupermaster:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Stormpen:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Xanatos2007:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Stormpen:
My cousin -who just got back from Australia- told me that she and her Asian co-workers all carry stilettos/other types of sharp objects to work, because of racist muggers/ regular muggers, who do more than run off with your wallet.

True? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
That's never happened around here, although I carry knives with me anyway (in defiance of the common law).

And how dare they attack Asians! Where abouts in Australia did she go exactly?! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

She lives in Melbourne.

Australia is our 'comparison country' at school, teachers compare everything from taxation systems to the types of shoes available there. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

EDIT: Did my first bit of parkour today, nothing fantastic, I just climbed our garden wall (10 feet) and I was sitting on it when my neighbor came out, and he started screaming, and my father came out to see what all the noise was about and now I'm grounded for a week. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/51.gif

How do you traceurs manage? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Why the hell did he scream?!

And your grounded for climbing a wall? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

He must have thought I was going to commit suicide or something. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

Dissection is banned in our school. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/partyhat.gif

ninjasownu
09-03-2010, 01:08 AM
stranger danger. I am legit hungry right now and its 3 am. I hate you guys. Well so much for this so called sleep.

magesupermaster
09-03-2010, 01:18 AM
Suicide is fun! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

I has(Have) a sandwitch. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/partyhat.gif

ninjasownu
09-03-2010, 01:19 AM
Can I haz bite?

magesupermaster
09-03-2010, 01:20 AM
Sure! IT HAS CHEESE IN IT. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/winky.gif

ninjasownu
09-03-2010, 01:22 AM
What kind and what is on the sandwich. In extreme detail. The color of the meat ect.

ScytheOfGrim
09-03-2010, 01:23 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by itsamea-mario:
you should be happy, having stalkers means your loved. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Get rid of him, first.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Tela:
Everyone loves Scythe.

http://media.ubi.com/us/forum_images/gf-glomp.gif &lt;3 </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

No, her first.

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by magesupermaster:
Scythe... *Head tilted to the right and drooling* </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

No, no, definitely him first.


Get in line, people; I don't have all day.

Caligula__
09-03-2010, 01:23 AM
as they say in some M.A.S.H episode "Suicide is painless! It brings on many changes!"

ninjasownu
09-03-2010, 01:24 AM
Woo hawkeye

magesupermaster
09-03-2010, 01:25 AM
EXTREME detail: It has only EXTREME cheese, we call it EXTREME yellow cheese where I come from.

But it's still EXTREMELY delicious!

ninjasownu
09-03-2010, 01:26 AM
What else is on it?

magesupermaster
09-03-2010, 01:27 AM
EXTREMELY nothing...

I don't like complex sandwitches.

Caligula__
09-03-2010, 01:29 AM
it was Hawkeye? kwl

ninjasownu
09-03-2010, 01:29 AM
So isnt this called a grill cheese? lol?

SlimeDynamiteD
09-03-2010, 01:29 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by magesupermaster:
EXTREMELY nothing...

I don't like complex sandwitches. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Me neither, they're hard to eat http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

magesupermaster
09-03-2010, 01:31 AM
Slime!

It's just that I have problems with food...

Not allergies or intolerance.

EDIT-ninja, I'm not sure.

SlimeDynamiteD
09-03-2010, 01:33 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by magesupermaster:
Slime!

It's just that I have problems with food...

Not allergies or intolerance.

EDIT-ninja, I'm not sure. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Oh... Sorry? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/halo.gif

ninjasownu
09-03-2010, 01:34 AM
new off topic someone make one.

magesupermaster
09-03-2010, 01:34 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by SlimeDynamiteD:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by magesupermaster:
Slime!

It's just that I have problems with food...

Not allergies or intolerance.

EDIT-ninja, I'm not sure. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Oh... Sorry? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/halo.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Don't be sorry.

It's me not you. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

Caligula__
09-03-2010, 01:39 AM
new subject: My dad got one of his front teeth out and he looks really stupid now

SlimeDynamiteD
09-03-2010, 01:40 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Vx_McTavish_xV:
new subject: My dad got one of his front teeth out and he looks really stupid now </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Lol I can Imagine http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

ninjasownu
09-03-2010, 01:40 AM
Why did he get it out?

Off topic from the topic that we just created: I play airsoft. Pretty heavy into it and have some expensive guns. I want an assassin look. Someone pick out stuff for me and I will wear them. Do not make me look stupid. How can I pull of this look?

magesupermaster
09-03-2010, 01:41 AM
Wear a purple thong over your pants!

SlimeDynamiteD
09-03-2010, 01:43 AM
Listen to MageMaster, he knows. xD

magesupermaster
09-03-2010, 01:44 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by SlimeDynamiteD:
Listen to MageMaster, he knows. xD </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

That's what she said. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

SlimeDynamiteD
09-03-2010, 01:45 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by magesupermaster:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by SlimeDynamiteD:
Listen to MageMaster, he knows. xD </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

That's what she said. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_cool.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Actually... no...

ninjasownu
09-03-2010, 01:45 AM
fo realz guys

magesupermaster
09-03-2010, 01:47 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by SlimeDynamiteD:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by magesupermaster:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by SlimeDynamiteD:
Listen to MageMaster, he knows. xD </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

That's what she said. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_cool.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Actually... no... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Sorry...?

Caligula__
09-03-2010, 01:47 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by SlimeDynamiteD:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by magesupermaster:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by SlimeDynamiteD:
Listen to MageMaster, he knows. xD </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

That's what she said. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_cool.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Actually... no... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

actually... yes...

He had to get it taken out cause his toothie-woothies broke

magesupermaster
09-03-2010, 01:51 AM
What a shame... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/51.gif

Caligula__
09-03-2010, 01:53 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by magesupermaster:
What a shame... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/51.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Definitely! it means he can't take me to Borders so I can buy CHERUB 12: Shadow Wave!!! he's being too much of a wuss

ninjasownu
09-03-2010, 01:54 AM
I need some sleep guys. sunlight is almost out therefore I need to sleep.

SlimeDynamiteD
09-03-2010, 01:56 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by ninjasownu:
I need some sleep guys. sunlight is almost out therefore I need to sleep. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Sleep well!

Caligula__
09-03-2010, 01:57 AM
don't let the bedbugs bite!

I just couldn't resist that

Caligula__
09-03-2010, 02:00 AM
ewwwwwwwww! apparently when my dad's tooth got taken out it caved in on itself as it was being taken out...

magesupermaster
09-03-2010, 02:04 AM
Eww.

I think I'll go play some Uncharted 2 multiplayer.

Bye for now. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

Stormpen
09-03-2010, 02:52 AM
I have to act out a character (eg: a king ) on Wednesday for my drama club. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif Does anyone have any ideas? (It's a sign of my desperation that I'm asking this on a gaming forum...)

K Zarr Altair
09-03-2010, 02:59 AM
Altair?

itsamea-mario
09-03-2010, 02:59 AM
what do you mean by ideas?

ScytheOfGrim
09-03-2010, 03:32 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Stormpen:
I have to act out a character (eg: a king ) on Wednesday for my drama club. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif Does anyone have any ideas? (It's a sign of my desperation that I'm asking this on a gaming forum...) </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

An extra cocky Sherlock Holmes.

Doubt anybody can pull that off.

Caligula__
09-03-2010, 03:33 AM
one of the many King James' of Scotland http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif You get a choice of being stabbed up the butt whilst going 2 the toilet, getting your leg blown off by an exploding cannon or one of other ways those 7 (or 6?) died


Edit - Oh yeah, I got Shadow Wave and found out a secret code http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif It's the answer to whether there's gonna be another CHERUB series

magesupermaster
09-03-2010, 05:28 AM
Henry VIII of England

I love him! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

itsamea-mario
09-03-2010, 05:32 AM
Im henry the 8th i am. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=znv_sUPaKfE)

Xanatos2007
09-03-2010, 05:47 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Stormpen:
I have to act out a character (eg: a king ) on Wednesday for my drama club. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif Does anyone have any ideas? (It's a sign of my desperation that I'm asking this on a gaming forum...) </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Go as Vlad III Dracula; that way you can walk around threatening people with impalement if they don't obey your commands.

Or Caterina Sforza - you could perform her Battle of Forli rant as a monologue. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif

EDIT: Wait- does it have to be an authoritive/royal character or can it just be anyone?

magesupermaster
09-03-2010, 05:48 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Xanatos2007:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Stormpen:
I have to act out a character (eg: a king ) on Wednesday for my drama club. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif Does anyone have any ideas? (It's a sign of my desperation that I'm asking this on a gaming forum...) </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Go as Vlad III Dracula; that way you can walk around threatening people with impalement if they don't obey your commands.

Or Caterina Sforza - you could perform her Battle of Forli rant as a monologue. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

But Caterina was not a king...

And I lol'd on the video. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif

Stormpen
09-03-2010, 06:26 AM
It has to b a mime (no talking) and it can be anyone, a beggar even. I need to know how to do it, I've never done miming before. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_frown.gif

Xanatos2007
09-03-2010, 06:27 AM
A woman goes onto a bus with her baby, and as she's paying for her ticket the bus driver says "My God, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!"
The woman, angered by the comment, goes and sits at the back of the bus and says to the man next to her "The bus driver just insulted me!"
The man replies "How rude of him! I think you should go over there and demand an apology, I'll hold your monkey."

@Stormpen: Impersonate a statue.

Stormpen
09-03-2010, 06:29 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Xanatos2007:
A woman goes onto a bus with her baby, and as she's paying for her ticket the bus driver says "My God, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!"
The woman, angered by the comment, goes and sits at the back of the bus and says to the man next to her "The bus driver just insulted me!"
The man replies "How rude of him! I think you should go over there and demand an apology, I'll hold your monkey."

@Stormpen: Go as a statue. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

That's not bad..... I just have to figure out how to do it as a monologue.... http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_confused.gif

Xanatos2007
09-03-2010, 06:31 AM
Didn't you just say it has to be miming?

Stormpen
09-03-2010, 06:37 AM
It doesn't have to be, but I was planning on doing a mime because talking increases the chances of embarrassment.

itsamea-mario
09-03-2010, 06:40 AM
why not just be a street mime?

Stormpen
09-03-2010, 06:44 AM
Miming as in portraying a person but without talking. Not miming miming.

I'm going to see if I can talk my parents into letting me miss next week's meeting.... my drama club makes Machiavelli look like a fluffy bunny.

Xanatos2007
09-03-2010, 06:47 AM
Then perhaps you should bring sone stilettos and show 'em how it's done. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/icon_twisted.gif

itsamea-mario
09-03-2010, 06:48 AM
pfff, just be some murdering total b****rd.
im sure that wouldn't be too hard to mime.

magesupermaster
09-03-2010, 07:05 AM
Mime the life of Ezio.

Should be interesting and <STRIKE>funny</STRIKE> fun.

Xanatos2007
09-03-2010, 07:10 AM
2 more jokes (golf ones):

Two men are having a game on the golf course - a Scottish man and an Englishman. As the Scott is about to make his putt a funeral procession passes by on the road nearby. He interrupts his putt, takes off his hat and bows to the procession.
"That's very gentlemanly of you," says the Englishman, "paying respect like that. I'm impressed!"
"Well, we were married for 25 years..."

---------------------------------------------------

"Hey, watch it! You almost hit my wife with that last shot!"
"Sorry, sir. Here, take a shot at mine."

magesupermaster
09-03-2010, 07:40 AM
Nice. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

ninjasownu
09-03-2010, 02:07 PM
Ok I had my sleep.

magesupermaster
09-03-2010, 02:26 PM
Nice of you to return. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-mad.gif

ninjasownu
09-03-2010, 02:30 PM
http://media.ubi.com/us/forum_images/gf-glomp.gif wanna sneak hug?

magesupermaster
09-03-2010, 02:52 PM
Never!

Well, maybe one... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blush.gif

ninjasownu
09-03-2010, 04:16 PM
yay

magesupermaster
09-03-2010, 04:23 PM
Now I'm gonna go get some sleep so see you all tomorrow. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

ninjasownu
09-03-2010, 04:23 PM
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/sleepzzz.gif

Caligula__
09-03-2010, 04:31 PM
apparently Ozzie Osbourne went to some wax museum, removed his wax statue and sat in it's place and jumped out and FREAKED out tourists as they took a pic of him http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

Golf Joke: Want to know why I take two pairs of trousers when I play golf?
So if I get a hole in one, I've got another pair http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/53.gif

caswallawn_2k7
09-03-2010, 06:03 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Vx_McTavish_xV:
apparently Ozzie Osbourne went to some wax museum, removed his wax statue and sat in it's place and jumped out and FREAKED out tourists as they took a pic of him http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

that is a common joke and has been done loads of times at wax work places, the problem is after they have caught one or two people they draw a crowd so every1 works out what is happening.

EmperorxZurg
09-03-2010, 06:07 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by ninjasownu:
Shot in the dark anyone do airsoft or paintball here? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I don't care if I'm bringing this back up.

I do, very month no matter what for the past 6 years. Paintball is the best sport everrr

ninjasownu
09-03-2010, 06:13 PM
Got to expensive for me. But I used to speedball. And I one point I played with Nicky Cuba and Ollie Lang which was awesome. I still have all my stuff though. Angel one/nerve/ion/some A5s/98 customs. All upgraded. Decked out in full joy gear. But now I airsoft because it is cheaper and I have a TM hicapa (2011), kwa m9 ptp, kwa usp .45 and a G&G mp5a5.

EmperorxZurg
09-03-2010, 06:24 PM
I've always hated airsoft personally http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif I'm a scenario player so all my gear looks like I'm a Special Services Op (mostly a Canadian one since I get my inspiration from my family in the service) my first A5 was an LG42 though just cause it always looked so cool

ninjasownu
09-03-2010, 06:26 PM
My a5 is a g36c and the other one is an mp5. But why airsoft is more milsim.

EmperorxZurg
09-03-2010, 07:00 PM
maybe lookwise, but have you ever heard the sounds airsoft makes? ugh, and the wounds are barely anything. At least paintball gives you more of a punch. And you can't cheat like in airsoft if you have a huge amount of paint all over you either &gt;_&gt;

Xanatos2007
09-03-2010, 07:04 PM
******* it, everyone's sig looks the same! It's getting hard to tell you all apart easily. Whatever happened to individuality?

ninjasownu
09-03-2010, 07:05 PM
I used to wipe I find it part of the game. You are underestimating airsoft. Airsoft stings more and makes alot bigger bruises. Trust me a 500fps tiny bb hurts more than a 300 fps paintball. I have been hit with both. Yea when you first get hit with an airsoft is stings more than paintball but the welt is really tiny. The next day though the bruise is bigger than a paintball bruise.

EmperorxZurg
09-03-2010, 07:13 PM
I actually used to play airsoft (pro for two years but then paintball got me) I still think Paintball gives more pain out. those bb's are nothing.

and you used to wipe? How's that part of the fricken game?! that's cheating!

ninjasownu
09-03-2010, 07:15 PM
I count it as part of the game. Takes good skill to wipe well. Do you know what airsoft guns you played with then?

ninjasownu
09-03-2010, 07:18 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Xanatos2007:
******* it, everyone's sig looks the same! It's getting hard to tell you all apart easily. Whatever happened to individuality? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
We all like Assassins creed lol how do you want them to look different?

EmperorxZurg
09-03-2010, 07:24 PM
I completely disagree with the wiping statement but it'll just get into a big argument so I'll drop it &gt;_&gt;

and afraid not, it was over 6 years ago and I've totally left that field. Sorry man. I remember the shape was of a submachine gun though...

ninjasownu
09-03-2010, 07:28 PM
It might of been a low end gun then. Trust me some $200+ guns hurt more than paintball ones. I always played speedball and I dont know I thought wiping took skill to me. Like getting shot in the hand and act like your then sliding into snake while whiping at the same time.

Xanatos2007
09-03-2010, 07:32 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by ninjasownu:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Xanatos2007:
******* it, everyone's sig looks the same! It's getting hard to tell you all apart easily. Whatever happened to individuality? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
We all like Assassins creed lol how do you want them to look different? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Even the Assassins in the E3 trailer had more diversity.

ninjasownu
09-03-2010, 07:39 PM
My sig is ezio in the E3 trailer.

EmperorxZurg
09-03-2010, 07:43 PM
I didn't get shot by my own haha, it was by some of the people who went on my field to play that airsoft was their LIFE. over $1000 guns so they weren't "low end" http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

I still find it amazing that you wipe yet hung out with Ollie who practically is the single most guy condemning wiping... I think of it as a code of honor. If I wiped I would have no honor to live by.

ninjasownu
09-03-2010, 07:45 PM
Everything is permitted ? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif lol Now but I understand you can be angry.

Xanatos2007
09-03-2010, 07:56 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by ninjasownu:
My sig is ezio in the E3 trailer. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
So is everyone else's.

ninjasownu
09-03-2010, 07:57 PM
But you dont see ezios face.
therefore more unique

Xanatos2007
09-03-2010, 08:24 PM
That's not your face.

kew414
09-03-2010, 08:46 PM
How would you know? You can't see it http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

Stormpen
09-03-2010, 09:56 PM
^I like his/her sig^

I'm doing Countess Elizabeth Bathory bathing in the blood of a 1000 virgins. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/icon_twisted.gif

Thanks for your ideas everyone.

ninjasownu
09-03-2010, 10:12 PM
Is my sig more original now......

Stormpen
09-03-2010, 10:18 PM
It is. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif
Did Xanatos scare you into getting a new sig? http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

ninjasownu
09-03-2010, 10:20 PM
Nah I asked for it before him but I just wanted something different. Plus I dont want the sig designers to get rusty lol

magesupermaster
09-04-2010, 02:31 AM
I'm back! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

Missed me anyone? http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_confused.gif

Caligula__
09-04-2010, 02:40 AM
we thought u were deaded!

magesupermaster
09-04-2010, 02:43 AM
I was sleeping!

Also, I had some sort of a nightmare... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/sadeyes.gif

Caligula__
09-04-2010, 02:44 AM
awwwwww you want a hug http://media.ubi.com/us/forum_images/gf-glomp.gif? <span class="ev_code_RED">FROM TEH MONSTER! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/784.gif</span>

magesupermaster
09-04-2010, 02:45 AM
Noooooooooooooooooooo?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Stormpen
09-04-2010, 02:48 AM
What was it about?

I had a nightmare about being followed by someone..... every time I turn around, he disappears. It was scary, for some reason. I had it after reading Hellsing for the first time, maybe that explains it. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

Caligula__
09-04-2010, 02:53 AM
my brother once had a nightmare about Bugs Bunny

I keep on having this one freaky one that keeps on repeating itself...

I find that to get out of a nightmare you just make one of the nightmare characters scream (you try to scream and open your eyes) You do actually scream sometimes and wake everyone up but it works...

Once though I was trying to wake up (by getting one of the nightmare ppl to scream/open my eyes) but I couldn't, I swear i tried for 30 mins or so... I could tell how long it went for

Is me crazy? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/53.gif

magesupermaster
09-04-2010, 03:00 AM
You were stalked by a Boo!(From the Mario universe)

Well, I was with four of my friends, and then one of them said we should charge people for money if they want to go to the swimming pool(I have a swimming pool under the building where I live).
I also knew that it was the lifeguard's birthday today(Not actually today) so I thought we could go their and talk with him about it.
So we took the elevator the where the pool is and we entered a labyrinth.
We started walking and figuring our way out but then one of my friends saw a figure coming closer to us, they startd to run away but I stopped to see what the figure is.
As the figure came closer, I saw it was deformed something in an automatic wheelchair and it was yelling: "abba! abba!".
It almost caught me but to escape it I woke myself up.

The end.
It's long, isn't it?

Stormpen
09-04-2010, 03:03 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by magesupermaster:
You were stalked by a Boo!(From the Mario universe)

Well, I was with four of my friends, and then one of them said we should charge people for money if they want to go to the swimming pool(I have a swimming pool under the building where I live).
I also knew that it was the lifeguard's birthday today(Not actually today) so I thought we could go their and talk with him about it.
So we took the elevator the where the pool is and we entered a labyrinth.
We started walking and figuring our way out but then one of my friends saw a figure coming closer to us, they startd to run away but I stopped to see what the figure is.
As the figure came closer, I saw it was deformed something in an automatic wheelchair and it was yelling: "abba! abba!".
It almst caught me but to escape it I woke myself up.

The end.
It's long, isn't it? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif
An old ABBA fan, maybe? http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

Caligula__
09-04-2010, 03:08 AM
LOLZ! ABBA is out to get yuuuuuuuuuuuu

magesupermaster
09-04-2010, 03:09 AM
I'm not an ABBA fan!

It was really weird. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_confused.gif

And, I dreamed once that I was chocking and it really happend while I was asleep

Caligula__
09-04-2010, 03:14 AM
lolz

in one of the Commando Comics this really brave Colonel has a nightmare about him and this other guy dieing whilst trying to blow a whole in a train and his body spreads out in a cross shape and when he wakes up there's a cross on his wall (Christian or something) but he's freaked out about it cause he has to do that mission so he tries to change everything, not let a certain number of people go on the mission but it stays the same until they get to the train and he refuses to help so this coward does it and he gets killed instead of the Colonel so basically:

The Colonel turns into a coward and the soldier turns into a brave person

Coward lives, brave man dies

ScytheOfGrim
09-04-2010, 04:00 AM
I had a nightmare last night.

I would wash my car, but the dust wouldn't go away.
And then I discovered a dent in the rear bumper.

It was terrible.

magesupermaster
09-04-2010, 04:26 AM
Scythe, you poor thing.

Do you want a warm glass of milk and shall I read you a bedtime story?

caswallawn_2k7
09-04-2010, 05:53 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by ScytheOfGrim:
I had a nightmare last night.

I would wash my car, but the dust wouldn't go away.
And then I discovered a dent in the rear bumper.

It was terrible. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
that's why you shouldn't reverse into things and try to wash your car in a country that is basically a giant sand box. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

ScytheOfGrim
09-04-2010, 06:45 AM
A giant sandbox WITH VERY BIG BUILDINGS, mind you.

Xanatos2007
09-04-2010, 07:35 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Stormpen:
I'm doing Countess Elizabeth Bathory bathing in the blood of a 1000 virgins. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/icon_twisted.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
That's her name! I was going to say that but I couldn't remember her name - she was the female equivalent of Vlad Dracula.

ninjasownu
09-04-2010, 12:06 PM
I had more of a good dream. For some reason I stole every halo reach and then sold them at extremely high prices. I really dont know why I dreamed that though. But whatever. So who wants to buy a halo reach from me for $500 lol?

magesupermaster
09-04-2010, 01:05 PM
I'm back, again...

I see that I didn't miss too much.

ninjasownu
09-04-2010, 01:11 PM
No not at all.

magesupermaster
09-04-2010, 01:24 PM
Love your new sig BTW.

ninjasownu
09-04-2010, 01:26 PM
I love it too. Thank you sbredflag http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/inlove.gif lol.

primerib69
09-04-2010, 02:18 PM
We are going to war tonight baby! Bellevue vs. Union! they challenged us to a rematch after losing twice in both championship games, both times us shutting them out! lets go!!

magesupermaster
09-04-2010, 02:31 PM
What is this? Football? Soccer? Hockey? Basketball? What?!

primerib69
09-04-2010, 02:32 PM
football baby we got such a good line up this year with a whole group of pro coaches!!!! 4 hours left till we go to war! been training all summer for this

ThePheonix1030
09-04-2010, 03:30 PM
Jaysus, too many people are posting. We'll reach #32 in no time.

ninjasownu
09-04-2010, 03:32 PM
did you know jesus backwards sounds like sausage.

itsamea-mario
09-04-2010, 03:42 PM
yes, yes i did.

i happen to be going mental because i cant remember, the name, words, or tune to a song. so finding it is clearly quite difficult.

Caligula__
09-04-2010, 03:45 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by primerib69:
football baby we got such a good line up this year with a whole group of pro coaches!!!! 4 hours left till we go to war! been training all summer for this </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Football as in AFL, rugby or soccer?

Edit - Does it look like my avatar is permanently taunting you?

itsamea-mario
09-04-2010, 04:16 PM
YESSS!!!!, remembered the name, alright by supergrass.

and i assume he's taliking about AFL, since im sure he's american, so yeeeaaahhh.