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darkhorizon11
01-11-2006, 02:32 PM
I say rejoice because the new patch is probably pretty close (at least one of the new patches anyway)...

I know this because:
a. everything is ussually dead up until the day new patches show up, ie no posts for a couple weeks prior by Oleg and Luthier is MIA as always

b. its been mentioned to be out sometime later this month and even if you add "2 weeks" its still not that far away

c. 2 weeks have gone by

all we need now is a leaked readme and we'll be all set!

darkhorizon11
01-11-2006, 02:32 PM
I say rejoice because the new patch is probably pretty close (at least one of the new patches anyway)...

I know this because:
a. everything is ussually dead up until the day new patches show up, ie no posts for a couple weeks prior by Oleg and Luthier is MIA as always

b. its been mentioned to be out sometime later this month and even if you add "2 weeks" its still not that far away

c. 2 weeks have gone by

all we need now is a leaked readme and we'll be all set!

danjama
01-11-2006, 03:05 PM
Got Track?

slo123
01-11-2006, 04:01 PM
Got Milk?

Saunders1953
01-11-2006, 04:18 PM
You nice?

danjama
01-11-2006, 04:29 PM
2 weeks

MLudner
01-11-2006, 04:34 PM
Be sure.

reverendkrv1972
01-11-2006, 04:35 PM
IBTL?

(1st time I've said that....am I now a spammer? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/35.gif)

Rev

slo123
01-11-2006, 04:42 PM
i dont know what any of those posts meant

Dolemite-
01-11-2006, 04:47 PM
fneb.

danjama
01-11-2006, 04:52 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by reverendkrv1972:
IBTL?

(1st time I've said that....am I now a spammer? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/35.gif)

Rev </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

That is almost exactly my words when i first used it http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

Oh, and IBTL

FI_Willie
01-11-2006, 04:54 PM
Got ******ss....
http://groups.msn.com/_Secure/0RACLAg8U!7ZbhuZwrlud*aEwi7b4AvO6L7SrHodkuxfrAnydt jhkfz!bTrNhQSjeHywu1SNaCJf9olw0DZ9zeB6rz4EADiN22TY 6xtivAf0/beercooler1.jpg
who needs a patch?
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

MLudner
01-11-2006, 04:58 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by slo123:
i dont know what any of those posts meant </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

They're old jokes. The Patch will be out in two weeks, be sure.
of course, then it wasn't.

IBTL is In Before The Lock.

danjama
01-11-2006, 05:06 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by MLudner:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by slo123:
i dont know what any of those posts meant </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

They're old jokes. The Patch will be out in two weeks, be sure.
of course, then it wasn't.

IBTL is In Before The Lock. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Shhhh dont tell him

BSS_CUDA
01-11-2006, 05:12 PM
GOT GAS http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

Low_Flyer_MkII
01-11-2006, 05:15 PM
Got medal?

MLudner
01-11-2006, 05:31 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by danjama:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by MLudner:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by slo123:
i dont know what any of those posts meant </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

They're old jokes. The Patch will be out in two weeks, be sure.
of course, then it wasn't.

IBTL is In Before The Lock. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Shhhh dont tell him </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/1072.gif

Lewicide
01-11-2006, 05:39 PM
Oh yes

two weeks

be sure

http://img384.imageshack.us/img384/5602/armadillo20purse9fy.jpg

slo123
01-11-2006, 05:39 PM
o what u guys dont like me

JadehawkII
01-11-2006, 06:33 PM
I'm confused....can you all run that by me one more time? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/34.gif

danjama
01-11-2006, 06:40 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by JadehawkII:
I'm confused....can you all run that by me one more time? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/34.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

sure

Got Track?

Saunders1953
01-11-2006, 07:46 PM
quote:
Originally posted by JadehawkII:
I'm confused....can you all run that by me one more time?


"sure

Got Track?"


You nice?

danjama
01-11-2006, 07:48 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Saunders1953:
quote:
Originally posted by JadehawkII:
I'm confused....can you all run that by me one more time?


"sure

Got Track?"


You nice? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

2 weeks

ok im going to bed now maybe tomorrow the rest

FI_Willie
01-11-2006, 08:39 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">quote:
Originally posted by Saunders1953:
quote:
Originally posted by JadehawkII:
I'm confused....can you all run that by me one more time?


"sure

Got Track?"


You nice?



2 weeks

ok im going to bed now maybe tomorrow the rest </div></BLOCKQUOTE>



Now I've got gas.. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

darkhorizon11
01-11-2006, 09:47 PM
wtf is fneb?

buglord
01-12-2006, 12:22 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by darkhorizon11:
wtf is fneb? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
my thoughts exactly. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

madsarmy
01-12-2006, 02:57 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by buglord:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by darkhorizon11:
wtf is fneb? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
my thoughts exactly. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Click the link!
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fneb

LMAO!

Waldo.Pepper
01-12-2006, 07:00 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Lewicide:
Oh yes

two weeks

be sure

http://img384.imageshack.us/img384/5602/armadillo20purse9fy.jpg </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

In the bag! I like that!

carguy_
01-12-2006, 07:15 AM
N00b!Patches usually come out 2-4 weeks after alpha/beta versions pop up or after Oleg says "it is finished,we`re testing it right now".

ploughman
01-12-2006, 10:28 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by madsarmy:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by buglord:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by darkhorizon11:
wtf is fneb? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
my thoughts exactly. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Click the link!
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fneb

LMAO! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Arrgh! I clicked on that link just as the missus was stalking by and that blonde appearred on screen and she thought it was porn.

You basturd!

Capt.England
01-12-2006, 10:36 AM
I know a man, who has a mate, who owns a pet monkey, who says that he is a beta tester on the new patch, and it is porked!

The planes that we all want (Tie Fighter, X Wing, and the new heavy bomber, the Death Star) are missing, and that the 0.050 guns can now blow up Aircraft Carriers with one bullet. This is wrong as in real life the 0.05 cal could blow up cities with one shot, as what really happened in Japan.

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/icon_twisted.gif

Toten_Waffe
01-12-2006, 12:47 PM
It wasnt that long ago that crazy ivan threatened to ban anyone posting the slightest whiff of a spamming reply........seems he's gone soft in the new year. Good thing to probably.

slo123
01-12-2006, 02:10 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Ploughman:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by madsarmy:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by buglord:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by darkhorizon11:
wtf is fneb? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
my thoughts exactly. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
Click the link!
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fneb

LMAO! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Arrgh! I clicked on that link just as the missus was stalking by and that blonde appearred on screen and she thought it was porn.

You basturd! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

what blonde

ploughman
01-12-2006, 02:11 PM
Click on the link, look to the left.

Friendly_flyer
01-12-2006, 02:18 PM
I got a brunette. Just as well, blonds are for nacys!

madsarmy
01-12-2006, 02:20 PM
Yeah! What Blonde?

I feel cheated now & I posted the link http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/cry.gif

danjama
01-12-2006, 02:42 PM
What a thread!

All in good fun though eh http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/35.gif

P.S. im testing the ####

slo123
01-12-2006, 02:44 PM
i got an ad for a urban dictionary with some ugly old guy smokin a pipe .
now who got cheated

Low_Flyer_MkII
01-12-2006, 02:52 PM
Just keep clicking your 'refresh' buttons, you perv's....

waffen-79
01-12-2006, 03:07 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Got Track? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

BE SURE!

danjama
01-12-2006, 03:08 PM
2 weeks

Beuf_Ninja
01-12-2006, 03:15 PM
Patches? We don't need no stinking patches!

ploughman
01-12-2006, 03:18 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Beuf_Ninja:
Patches? We don't need no stinking patches! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

You is wrong. Be sure. Be very sure.

waffen-79
01-12-2006, 03:19 PM
Ow man, we love you Oleg http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

Beuf_Ninja
01-12-2006, 03:32 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">quote:
Originally posted by Beuf_Ninja:
Patches? We don't need no stinking patches!


You is wrong. Be sure. Be very sure. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Aw yeah, I were only joking. Once the patch is out I might go back to my F4U campaign, as it is there isn't much point.

reverendkrv1972
01-12-2006, 04:38 PM
Its not locked yet... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/53.gif

DrHerb
01-12-2006, 04:49 PM
GOT MILF?

danjama
01-12-2006, 05:19 PM
FNEB man, FNEB

darkhorizon11
01-12-2006, 05:21 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by reverendkrv1972:
Its not locked yet... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/53.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Give it another page or two and somebody will hijack it and ask where there Mossie is...

MLudner
01-12-2006, 05:25 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by slo123:
o what u guys dont like me </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

No, Danjama was joking and so was I. You have to get used to his sense of humor. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif

slo123
01-12-2006, 05:35 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by darkhorizon11:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by reverendkrv1972:
Its not locked yet... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/53.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Give it another page or two and somebody will hijack it and ask where there Mossie is... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

wheres my mossie?
i miss it http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_frown.gif



i dont know what it is http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/34.gif

tagTaken2
01-12-2006, 05:47 PM
50 cals reek.

danjama
01-12-2006, 05:48 PM
Pffft, Spit MkXIV for teh win

MLudner
01-12-2006, 05:50 PM
The Mosquito. An excellent and brilliant British design from WWII made of toothpicks held together by spit, twine and sun-dried chewing gum and with a skin made of old newspaper. It was used as a light bomber, night fighter, and reconnaissance aircraft, all of which it did very well.

danjama
01-12-2006, 05:51 PM
was fastest plane till 1944 too! not bad for a strategic medium bomber

wayno7777
01-12-2006, 07:56 PM
He 219 as an Easter egg??? http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

danjama
01-13-2006, 06:19 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by wayno7777:
He 219 as an Easter egg??? http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

Maraz_5SA
01-13-2006, 07:28 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by darkhorizon11:
I say rejoice because the new patch is probably pretty close (...)
</div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Do you mean the "late September" patch? http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Maraz

Beuf_Ninja
01-13-2006, 08:08 AM
Maraz said<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Do you mean the "late September" patch? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/10.gif

AKA_TAGERT
01-13-2006, 09:51 AM
Got 75"MP?