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yehonatan.roth
10-03-2007, 07:28 AM
my death will be pathetic i would be:

"altair when is the game coming ou... ARGFHFKLFJS!!! dead..."

Dark_zip
10-03-2007, 07:56 AM
I wouldn't know that is would be altair because he comes up from behind so tell me how do you guy's know its him?

SuperbPerry
10-03-2007, 08:06 AM
I would think, possibly whisper, "Chuck Norris is a girl" and then try my best to duck away from an incomming roundhouse kick, but CN can't miss. Well atleast it would kill both of us. But I'm beginning to wonder if perhaps Altair is the worlds cure from the Chuck Norris Dictatorship.
So CN can't kill Altair, well Altiar will get angry for CN attempting to murder him, so in the end CN will get assasinated. Well, one out of 2 isn't that bad =D

Augustus-Metz
10-03-2007, 06:51 PM
buy me a drink before we go this far
or
hey im playing your game right now so go fritter around somewere else

KlNDRED
10-03-2007, 08:30 PM
"When one dies, he soils himself...and you're behind me right now. Your move buddy boy."

mefninja
10-03-2007, 11:02 PM
id pull my pants down

XNeofX
10-04-2007, 12:32 PM
"Mommy!!!!"

Bujaa
10-04-2007, 02:20 PM
"I keep it real!"

saros.exe
10-04-2007, 02:36 PM
I'd summon Chuck Norris to my aid

Freefall69
10-05-2007, 05:40 AM
Id say "Altair, is that your hidden black sticking in my back or are you just happy to see me?" http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_confused.gif

jonavoly
10-05-2007, 05:50 AM
I would say nothing, besides I have the controller in my hands http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

KlNDRED
10-05-2007, 07:09 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by saros.exe:
I'd summon Chuck Norris to my aid </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

LOL best. resply. ever.

XNeofX
10-05-2007, 07:41 AM
"If you just walk away i will not kill you.. for now"

He cant beat me http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/10.gif

moonsongv1
10-05-2007, 08:28 AM
I wouldn't say anything. I would move a finger which has a string attached to it. This string works a mechanism that releases a blade from my elbow and stab him. As Altair staggers back I'd pull out my shotgun and blow off his head, since I'm from the future and got stuck in this time from a misguided tube.

samo3000
10-05-2007, 09:27 AM
wow....just wow...

BSB_Foxz
10-06-2007, 06:49 AM
HEy Dude i like your swicthy blade thing and your throwing knives.... If you REALLY ARE Santa clause can i have a swicthy blade for christmas too. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/halo.gif http://media.ubi.com/us/forum_images/gf-glomp.gif

TheRipper12
10-06-2007, 08:31 AM
"i know it LOOKS like im your target, but this glow around me is from those burritos last night...."

GuStick93
10-06-2007, 09:29 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by TheRipper12:
"i know it LOOKS like im your target, but this glow around me is from those burritos last night...." </div></BLOCKQUOTE>ahah thats a good one

Marick098
10-06-2007, 12:04 PM
I wouldnt say anything id just wink, he would stumble backwards off the building and pretend to die, I would swoop down pick him up and put him in a barrel, in which I would then put into a carriage and horse.We would be off to the Templar in disgiuse.....................................that or hed slit my throat before I could do anything

Link-Dragon-Sla
10-08-2007, 12:10 AM
OK heres my thoughts:......


IF he came up to me....i would seream like a girl and say "come on dude, we can get along cant we? or maby not......F***"

*Gets a big a$$ sword in the back and falls down* "aaarrrrg arh ahahsop" *dies* http://media.ubi.com/us/forum_images/gf-glomp.gif

Link-Dragon-Sla
10-08-2007, 12:15 AM
ok come on.....how does he find me in my home!!!! and second where the F*** did he come from???? http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_confused.gif http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_confused.gif http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_confused.gif didnt he die like 9,000 years ago????? http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_confused.gif http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_confused.gif http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_confused.gif

and now hes stabbing me in public??? WTH? everones going to be like

"HAY"
"WHATS GOING ON HERE???"
"HAY....STOP IT!!!"
"NO DONT PUT THAT IN HIS A$$"
"NO...NO"
then i would say" HAY NO" screams out loud "NEVER DO THAT AGAIN"

ok i would be dead by then http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/35.gif but still LOL its funny http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/mockface.gif id come back and say "haha u cant get me now mother f*****" http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/mockface.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/agreepost.gif

ok now hes just being mean http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/53.gif where did he get all these knives???? and what happend to him dying???? ok i know hes comming to kill me, thats the post but come on i want some of that stuff!!!!! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/353.gif id be like

"Hay man, stop stabbing me and give me some of that stuff eh?

Altair:Why should i?"

Me:Cuz i want it"

Altair:No!!!"

Me"then ill take it with force!!!!!!" *kills him with gun and says "didnt see that comming now did u blitch!!!!" and takes swords,knives,daggers,clothes,elt!!!

Link-Dragon-Sla
10-08-2007, 12:27 AM
I rule u all

Anyways i will scream like a little girl, run away *if i can* and then if i cant just accept it and say "do it,....but ill kick ur A$$ in the game in christmas!!!!!!!"

Link-Dragon-Sla
10-08-2007, 10:21 AM
O,O,O, heres a good one:
if altire came up behind me and was about to sclice my fricking neck open, i would go like this:

Me:Wow ur Altair? right!
Altair:Who wants to know?
Me:ME u de de de thats why im asking. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/51.gif
Altair:Well, yes it me,Altair, but i was sent here to kill u, not make friends http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-mad.gif
Me:w8 w8 w8, HOW THE **** DID U GET HERE?
Altair:Realy i have no clue either.
Me:so eh want some food?
Altair:what u got?
Mehttp://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gifopcorn! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/winky.gif
Altiar:WTH is popcorn?
Me:Never u mind.
Altair:why?
Me:this beyotch!!! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/compsmash.gif
Altair:NNNNNOOOOOO!!!!!

Link-Dragon-Sla
10-08-2007, 02:09 PM
SOMEONE TALK http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-mad.gif

AirRon_2K7
10-08-2007, 02:21 PM
someone triple posted irrelevant rubbish.... oopsie doo http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif Don't triple post dude!

Link-Dragon-Sla
10-08-2007, 06:17 PM
STILL ****ING NO TALKING!!!

O I GOT 3 GOOD ONES!

1. "Altair!!! Is it realy u? HAY, wait!! what are u doing with that? NNNOOOO" *sclice* "AAARRRG *coughs up blood* AAAAHHHH, WHY,WHY!!!! *another sclice* BBBBLLLLSSSYYY" *dies

2. Altair: *sneaks up on anonmous*
Me:WTF?
Altair: *jumps in air*
Me:*Starts running*
Altair:its no use!!!!
Me:Altair? http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_confused.gif
Altair:how do u know me?
Me:ur from a game!
Altairhttp://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_redface.gif?
Me:ya, from assassins creed! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif
Altair:Cool do i kill alot?
Me:well ya.
Altairhttp://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_redface.gifk can i kill u now?
Me:wait! Dont u want to play ur game!
Altair:FINE!
Me:then folow me *takes Altair in a dark ally*
Altair:this is ur house? LOL
Me:no but this will be urs!! *slaps assassin across the face and takes off running*
Altair:*sicene it was just a slap, Altair jumped in air and killed anonmous in one blow*
Me:****!

3.JUST DYING http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/metal.gif

Marick098
10-08-2007, 06:28 PM
Lol those are funny^

I think altair would kill me though

Link-Dragon-Sla
10-08-2007, 06:33 PM
u put that up b4 lol

Marick098
10-08-2007, 06:35 PM
ya lol

m.warren
10-08-2007, 07:21 PM
..................h h hi...... can i become an assasin? pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeas?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!


***edited for page stretch

zgubilici
10-08-2007, 11:46 PM
Link-Dragon-Sla, stop spamming and multiple posting. Use the edit button if you want to modify one of your previous posts.
Watch your language and do not bypass the autocensor anymore, these are E-rated forums.

Link-Dragon-Sla
10-09-2007, 07:59 PM
well im srry its a habbit and no this is my first warning &gt;&gt; http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/1072.gif

ah yes and miss star bypassing the autosencor? what the fudge are u talking about


HAY, HOW DID U EDIT THAT GUYS POST?

Marrick098
10-09-2007, 08:01 PM
Link you have had so many warnings your lucky, i got banned without 20,000 warnings like you

royal_crusader
10-09-2007, 08:47 PM
I would say....

you know - Garret from thief:dark project and metal age could kick your *** any day.

Dawnfang
10-10-2007, 01:47 AM
What I would say if Altair was to sneak up behind me?

I would probably say something like:

'wow, this is prison all over again when I had to pick up the soap... allright hun, you've got 5 minuts...'

That would scare him away.

The.Virus.1.7
10-10-2007, 02:46 PM
"Sorry, i can't die, i used my 1337 h4x to make myslef invunreble, now please give me a copy of your game"

Marrick098
10-10-2007, 02:58 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by The.Virus.1.7:
"Sorry, i can't die, i used my 1337 h4x to make myslef invunreble, now please give me a copy of your game" </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Thats the part where I would come in , slap you, say you had too many pretend thoughts, leave, and let Altair take off from there

The.Virus.1.7
10-10-2007, 03:03 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Marrick098:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by The.Virus.1.7:
"Sorry, i can't die, i used my 1337 h4x to make myslef invunreble, now please give me a copy of your game" </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Thats the part where I would come in , slap you, say you had too many pretend thoughts, leave, and let Altair take off from there </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
But then i slap back and say "I don't like being slaped" and take the copy and run screaming like a crazy little girl through the streets with my copy of Assassins Creed and then hide in a hey stack waiting for everyone to pass.

Marrick098
10-10-2007, 03:13 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by The.Virus.1.7:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Marrick098:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by The.Virus.1.7:
"Sorry, i can't die, i used my 1337 h4x to make myslef invunreble, now please give me a copy of your game" </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Thats the part where I would come in , slap you, say you had too many pretend thoughts, leave, and let Altair take off from there </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
But then i slap back and say "I don't like being slaped" and take the copy and run screaming like a crazy little girl through the streets with my copy of Assassins Creed and then hide in a hey stack waiting for everyone to pass. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

LOL http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

Link-Dragon-Sla
10-12-2007, 11:40 PM
dude they banned my account off of GW http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/bigtears.gif

I would say

"wow this is going to be realy bad isnt it"
"maby."says Altair"i can make it quick"
"ok, DO IT!"
*sclice*
"come on! DDDDOOOOO IT!"
"i am it wont go in!"
"then give me it"
"o....k"
*stab*"u know what......i could have killed u wih ur own sword couldent have i?"
"psh DE DE DE!"
"o ya!" *pulls sword out and cuts his head off* "o ya whos laughing now!!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAH"
*shoots arrow in his anonmouses nuts*
"ow!" *dies* http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

MrMoo333
10-12-2007, 11:44 PM
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif


... wooooow

I'd prolly knock him over whilst trying to steal a lock of his hair and keeping it FOREVER!!!!!

ehem, or I'd give him a hug....

KlNDRED
10-12-2007, 11:58 PM
Id tell him not to do it.
simple.

AP0LL0316
10-13-2007, 10:41 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by MDS_Geist:
Grasp the wrist, turn away from the elbow, strike back with the free elbow to increase space, back stomp just above the knee, spin with the wrist raised dislocating the shoulder, strike the throat, leave his broken body on the ground and continue on my way. </div></BLOCKQUOTE> http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/agreepost.gif

delver1
10-13-2007, 10:58 PM
"hello my brother assassin..." http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

zoozilla
10-13-2007, 11:01 PM
"Dammit, that fortune cookie was right!"

blindharlequin
10-14-2007, 02:25 AM
"I am your father"

evasion438
10-14-2007, 03:40 AM
ask him to desynchronize. "pretty please"

Magnus_LTD
10-14-2007, 06:06 AM
Me: "Hey, look over there"
Altair: "What? where?"
Me: *runs away* "sucker" http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

sk8rdude623
10-14-2007, 06:36 PM
this may sound corny but "altair i am your father"
or
"your freakin awsome i so wish i could be you"

XFamousX1993
10-15-2007, 11:12 AM
Id Say ....................
'O Well It Has To Happen Some Day'

Pothy2007
10-15-2007, 12:31 PM
Um, what is a Middle eastern assassin from around
half a millenia ago doing in London?
*dies*

chris6987
10-23-2007, 05:29 PM
id stare at him then look around and say " DAMN! "

Then hit with a stunner

" And thats the bottom line cause stone cold said so" http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/784.gif

or i turn around with a sawn off shotgun and say those legendary lines

" HAIL TO THE KING BABY "

Warrior-Within2
10-23-2007, 06:14 PM
Thats, one damn fine sword. Was it expensive? And when he's explaining to me about his sword I'd escape.

eliteassassin69
10-23-2007, 07:23 PM
its tazer time baby http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
mwahahaha *zap*

Toyotama
10-23-2007, 08:58 PM
"Hey, watch where you point that thing, someone could get hu-- Oh."

or

"How'd you get here? This place is an uninhabited jungle in 1191 man!"

or

"Gicheee gicheee yaya zazaa!"

sweetlou280
10-23-2007, 10:29 PM
"Can...I see your hidden blade....please?" http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/sadeyes.gif

haha kinda has a double meaning if your mind is in the gutter haha. still funny

Larzyy
10-23-2007, 11:02 PM
Use the power of the force of course



Rhymes http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif

dirtybird21
10-24-2007, 12:41 AM
I'd run across buildings and jump in some hay for no reason at all.

uniqeY
10-24-2007, 04:16 AM
I would say to him:
You Got 10 Shekels?

MiniAssasin
10-24-2007, 04:21 AM
i would say wyf man your not real!

im goin insane aaarrrgghhh rins away screamin like a 4yr old girl

Mossman975
10-24-2007, 10:45 AM
"Your lace is untied"

...I wonder if he'd be dumb enough to look down at his laceless shoes. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/34.gif

eWaster
10-24-2007, 10:52 AM
I would tie him to my bed with a chain, steal his robes and switchblade and call Subba.

"He is yours!"