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Celeon999
01-11-2008, 10:24 AM
Article (http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?in_article_id=83418&in_page_id=34)

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Side note : Its "beissen" not "bissen" http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

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Celeon999
01-11-2008, 10:24 AM
Article (http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?in_article_id=83418&in_page_id=34)

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Side note : Its "beissen" not "bissen" http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

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K_Freddie
01-11-2008, 10:47 AM
Hans, Itz ze long avaited invasion, Ja!! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

2000 buckazooids.. WOW, that's a lot for a bite.

Picture the scene... Alarm goes and burglar jumps out of window..
Bobby John is there with his Basset Hound, "there you go lad, goand bite him"
Basset Hound.. "yawwwwn, sniff sniff.. where is she, I can smell her
Burglar: "Goodday copper.."

Just then a new sound..
Bobby Hans: "Fido, Raus Raus...Holen holen Bessein der verkrampte schwein"
Fido as he passes Basset "Domkopffen Englander, gggrrrrowwll" as he snaps and shreds a new pair of Coutier jeans.."

Excuse the spelling and grammer http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

Celeon999
01-11-2008, 11:30 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by K_Freddie:
Hans, Itz ze long avaited invasion, Ja!! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

2000 buckazooids.. WOW, that's a lot for a bite.

Picture the scene... Alarm goes and burglar jumps out of window..
Bobby John is there with his Basset Hound, "there you go lad, goand bite him"
Basset Hound.. "yawwwwn, sniff sniff.. where is she, I can smell her
Burglar: "Goodday copper.."

Just then a new sound..
Bobby Hans: "Fido, Raus Raus...Holen holen Bessein der verkrampte schwein"
Fido as he passes Basset "Domkopffen Englander, gggrrrrowwll" as he snaps and shreds a new pair of Coutier jeans.."

Excuse the spelling and grammer http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


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Of course, the brits have no idea that these are indeed very SPECIAL trained dogs.

First they infiltrate all british police squads, then they wait for the special codeword telling them to carry out their secret country wide sabotage missions. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Kaleun1961
01-11-2008, 01:16 PM
I'm hoping to get myself a German Shepherd at some time, and my plan is to teach him to obey only German commands. I used to have my own German Shepherd and trained him to do his toilet business in one spot outdoors. I hate following a dog around, waiting for him to make up his mind where to drop his load. I walked my neighbour's German Shepherd for three years in absence of having my own and I also trained her to go in one spot. So, in addition to the usual German commands, I plan to add "Scheisse!" to the list. Or a more correct verion of that command if a native German speaker will enlighten me, bitte.

U301
01-11-2008, 07:58 PM
My favourite breed of dog is a Dobermann Pincher.
I keep forgetting to buy one but when I do I will certainly speak German to her!
Eg. "Soldat Angrief!" etc. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif
KUrtz.