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GrinderX9
04-08-2006, 03:26 PM
A good day in the bar, is like beeng in a Harem in Tehran. A girl so nice, is saying to yoar face, its easyer to slice your lice then beeing together whit a mice.

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Megile_
04-08-2006, 03:59 PM
wha tha faa?

boxduty
04-08-2006, 04:49 PM
Is that James Joyce maybe?

boxduty
04-08-2006, 04:54 PM
Talking about drunken poetry...have you ever tried to make a puppet?

ploughman
04-08-2006, 04:55 PM
I made a communist puppet once. Things were fine for a while but then it led all the other toys against me.

boxduty
04-08-2006, 05:06 PM
Puppets are better than poetry. More sinister!

boxduty
04-08-2006, 05:08 PM
Sorry Grinder, I'm off on a tangent. Apologies.
More poetry please!

GrinderX9
04-08-2006, 07:30 PM
Originally posted by boxduty:
Sorry Grinder, I'm off on a tangent. Apologies.
More poetry please!

The girl from the bar, was saying to my sigar, you are so rar (rar is strange on norwegian, only thing that is rhyming in my head right now http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif)

Mackane1
04-08-2006, 10:42 PM
I like this thread http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

Feathered_IV
04-08-2006, 10:56 PM
What about drunken musicals?

A friend and I are embarking broadway version of Are You Being Served?

It includes show-stoppers like: "I Like Stroakin' Mrs Slocombe when its Rain-iiiiiiiing" (Cos her ***** gets so wet!)

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(Soundtrack available soon at the Dirty Fokker) http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif

AKA_TAGERT
04-08-2006, 10:59 PM
Originally posted by GrinderX9:
A good day in the bar, is like beeng in a Harem in Tehran. A girl so nice, is saying to yoar face, its easyer to slice your lice then beeing together whit a mice.

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Akronnick
04-09-2006, 02:41 AM
I grow old, I grow old.
I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled.

Feathered_IV
04-09-2006, 03:48 AM
Originally posted by Akronnick:
I grow old, I grow old.
I shall wear the bottoms of my trousers rolled.

Isn't that T.S. Elliot? The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock, if I remember rightly. It gets more beautiful as you get older I think.