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Achilles_NZ
06-08-2005, 02:34 PM
Grrr these things really get up my nose:


From The Desk Of Trevor Gumel Esq,
The Manager Of File / Debt Recovery Department,
African Development Bank A.D.B
Ouagadougou Burkina-Faso West Africa.
Privave Phone: 00226-7885 75 97.
PLANE CRASH WEB SITE...http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/859479.stm

( "REMITTANCE OF $15 MILLION U.S.A DOLLARS
CONFIDENTIAL IS THE CASE")

Complimant Of The Season,

On a very good day. I am ( Trevor Gumel Esq),The Manager of file / Debt
recovery Department in African developent bank (ADB).

When i was searching for a foreign partner i assured of your capability and
reliability to champion this businees opportunity when i prayed to God or
Allah about you.In my department we discovered an abandoned sum of $ 15
million U.S.A dollars ( fifteen million U.S.A dollars) . In an account that
belongs to one of our foreign customer who died along with his entire family
in (Monday 31St July 2000) in a plane crash. Since we got information about
his death, we have been expecting his next of kin to come over and claim his
money because we cannot release it unless somebody applies for it as next of
kin or relation to the deceased as indicated in our banking guidelines, but
unfortunately we learnt that all his supposed next of kin or relation died
alongside with him at the plane crash leaving nobody behind for the claim.
It is therefore upon this discovery that I and one official in my department
now decided to make this businness proposal to you and release the money to
you as the next of kin or relation to the deceased for safety and subsequent
disbursement since nobody is coming for it and we don't want this money to
go into the bank treasury as unclaimed bill.

The Banking law and guideline here stipulates that if such money remained
unclamed after five years, the money will be transfered into the Bank
treasury as unclaimed fund. The request of foreigner as next of kin in this
business is occasioned by the fact that the customer was a foreigner, and a
Burkinabe cannot stand as next of kin to a foreigner. We agree that 30 % of
this money will be for you as foreign partner, in respect to the provision
of a foreign account, 10 % will be set aside for expenses incured during the
business and 60 % would be for ;me and my woman colleague. There after I and
my colleague will visit your country for disbursement according to the
percentages indicated.

Therefore to enable the immediate trnansfer of this fund to you as arranged,
you must apply first to the bank as relations or next of kin of the deceased
indicating your bank name, your bank account number, your private telephone
and fax number for easy and effective communication and location where the
money will be remitted.Upon receipt of your reply, I will send to you by fax
or email the text of the application I will not fail to bring to your notice
that this transaction is hitch free and that you should not entertain any
atom of fear as all required arrangements have been made for thetransfer.
You should contact me on my number 00226-7885 75 97, immediately as soon as
you receive this letter. Trusting to hear from you immediately.

Your's faithfully,

Trevor Gumel (Esq.)

POST SCRITUM:You have to keep everything secret as to enable the transfer to
move very smoothly in to the account you will prove to the bank.As you
finished reading this letter call me immediately so that we discuss very
well over this business.Please call me and inform me that you received my
mail, because i don't go to net always.



LMFAO... On a very good day. I am ( Trevor Gumel Esq),The Manager of file / Debt
recovery Department...

I wonder who he is on a bad day? http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

i assured of your capability and
reliability to champion this businees opportunity when i prayed to God or
Allah about you.

I wonder which one he got through to... God or Allah?
Brilliant idea to keep both bases covered though. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif


BTW, Shhhhh....tiz a secret http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/10.gif

Achilles_NZ
06-08-2005, 02:34 PM
Grrr these things really get up my nose:

<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">From The Desk Of Trevor Gumel Esq,
The Manager Of File / Debt Recovery Department,
African Development Bank A.D.B
Ouagadougou Burkina-Faso West Africa.
Privave Phone: 00226-7885 75 97.
PLANE CRASH WEB SITE...http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/859479.stm

( "REMITTANCE OF $15 MILLION U.S.A DOLLARS
CONFIDENTIAL IS THE CASE")

Complimant Of The Season,

On a very good day. I am ( Trevor Gumel Esq),The Manager of file / Debt
recovery Department in African developent bank (ADB).

When i was searching for a foreign partner i assured of your capability and
reliability to champion this businees opportunity when i prayed to God or
Allah about you.In my department we discovered an abandoned sum of $ 15
million U.S.A dollars ( fifteen million U.S.A dollars) . In an account that
belongs to one of our foreign customer who died along with his entire family
in (Monday 31St July 2000) in a plane crash. Since we got information about
his death, we have been expecting his next of kin to come over and claim his
money because we cannot release it unless somebody applies for it as next of
kin or relation to the deceased as indicated in our banking guidelines, but
unfortunately we learnt that all his supposed next of kin or relation died
alongside with him at the plane crash leaving nobody behind for the claim.
It is therefore upon this discovery that I and one official in my department
now decided to make this businness proposal to you and release the money to
you as the next of kin or relation to the deceased for safety and subsequent
disbursement since nobody is coming for it and we don't want this money to
go into the bank treasury as unclaimed bill.

The Banking law and guideline here stipulates that if such money remained
unclamed after five years, the money will be transfered into the Bank
treasury as unclaimed fund. The request of foreigner as next of kin in this
business is occasioned by the fact that the customer was a foreigner, and a
Burkinabe cannot stand as next of kin to a foreigner. We agree that 30 % of
this money will be for you as foreign partner, in respect to the provision
of a foreign account, 10 % will be set aside for expenses incured during the
business and 60 % would be for ;me and my woman colleague. There after I and
my colleague will visit your country for disbursement according to the
percentages indicated.

Therefore to enable the immediate trnansfer of this fund to you as arranged,
you must apply first to the bank as relations or next of kin of the deceased
indicating your bank name, your bank account number, your private telephone
and fax number for easy and effective communication and location where the
money will be remitted.Upon receipt of your reply, I will send to you by fax
or email the text of the application I will not fail to bring to your notice
that this transaction is hitch free and that you should not entertain any
atom of fear as all required arrangements have been made for thetransfer.
You should contact me on my number 00226-7885 75 97, immediately as soon as
you receive this letter. Trusting to hear from you immediately.

Your's faithfully,

Trevor Gumel (Esq.)

POST SCRITUM:You have to keep everything secret as to enable the transfer to
move very smoothly in to the account you will prove to the bank.As you
finished reading this letter call me immediately so that we discuss very
well over this business.Please call me and inform me that you received my
mail, because i don't go to net always.
</div></BLOCKQUOTE>


LMFAO... On a very good day. I am ( Trevor Gumel Esq),The Manager of file / Debt
recovery Department...

I wonder who he is on a bad day? http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

i assured of your capability and
reliability to champion this businees opportunity when i prayed to God or
Allah about you.

I wonder which one he got through to... God or Allah?
Brilliant idea to keep both bases covered though. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif


BTW, Shhhhh....tiz a secret http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/10.gif

PBNA-Boosher
06-08-2005, 02:42 PM
Gotta love it. Did this **** send it with a @yahoo.com address? That's the best.

Achilles_NZ
06-08-2005, 02:56 PM
Yeah it popped through on my trash Yahoo account.
I only use the account for registering, so the scumbags must have picked up my addy that way.

The reply to addy was: trevor_gumel@latinmail.com

Trying to think back where or what I last registered... but I have a memory like a sive http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

This is the third time in two weeks that I have recieved this http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/1241.gif though.

These people need to be locked up naked (with female ferrimones sprayed on their backsides) in a small jail cell with a pair of ***** gorillas!! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-mad.gif

...along with those responsible for leaking the patch! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif