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raaaid
08-26-2007, 04:35 PM
today i was walking and after a smoke i saw 2 lights on the horizont on the sea probably boats

but they started lighting fading away and certainly not morse for an hour

i noticed they synchronized my thoughts and then suddenly i heard inner voices that told me that lamps kill the ability to see auras and many things

then apeearead a 3rd and a fourth

one start shining as hell

i had seen a fast light before and people saying is it a helicopter?

i decided to go to the beach to seek for recue from the prison

suddenly a huge light appeared it had intermitent light s thoug

the inner voice said what do you prefer save the world or be with me the girl in my sig

i thought without thinking, save the world

as i thought well maybe not

i looked up and the light had vanished though in the case of being a plane it had 20 seconds at least to reach the horizont

so you were not joking when you said i had to save the world

hummm must be my mechanical vortex

obviously ufos are from the future

MEGILE
08-26-2007, 04:37 PM
que? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

Low_Flyer_MkVb
08-26-2007, 04:38 PM
That wasn't tobacco you were smoking, was it?

Fox_3
08-26-2007, 05:04 PM
ROFLMAO! Best laugh I've had all day. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/35.gif

Divine-Wind
08-26-2007, 05:14 PM
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y231/Low_Flyer/ZepSig.jpg

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DuxCorvan
08-26-2007, 05:20 PM
Now, seriously, search professional help.

raaaid
08-26-2007, 05:25 PM
i wasnt the only one who saw it, evrybody looked at the sky and signaled to it

Davinci..
08-26-2007, 05:55 PM
must have been Venus moving around again.........

MrMojok
08-26-2007, 06:05 PM
You should have picked Rose over the world, raaaid.

Woof603
08-26-2007, 06:15 PM
Wonderful. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

AKA_TAGERT
08-26-2007, 06:32 PM
Originally posted by raaaid:
i wasnt the only one who saw it, evrybody looked at the sky and signaled to it How does one signal with a straight jacket on? Point thier nose at it and grunt?

neural_dream
08-26-2007, 06:43 PM
Originally posted by raaaid:
i wasnt the only one who saw it, evrybody looked at the sky and signaled to it

And don't forget the other hit topic of the day:

"Do recent evidence of life on Mars and string theory imply the existence of god?" http://forums.ubi.com/eve/forums/a/tpc/f/23110283/m/8381044585

snafu73
08-26-2007, 07:23 PM
I do believe this is raaaid displaying a self deprecating sense of humour.

Either that or somebody has hacked his account.

DKoor
08-26-2007, 10:27 PM
Originally posted by Megile:
que? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif +1

tobacco -1

Enforcer572005
08-26-2007, 11:08 PM
I remember MY first beer.....

raaaid
08-26-2007, 11:44 PM
now that im sober i see things different

thought the lights on the horizont sea were odd they were probably boats trying to atract fish with the odd lights

the brightest ufo was probably a plane and the missing time was probably due to my smoking

as for the inner voices thank god they were no voices but inner thoughts with different tones

MrMojok
08-26-2007, 11:52 PM
And your lust for Rose McGowan.

bigbossmalone
08-27-2007, 12:10 AM
That smoke that you had, raaaid...
if I PM you my addy, you wanna send some over to me? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

WN_Barbarossa
08-27-2007, 02:26 AM
"Doctor, I have a problem. Whenever I smoke, suddenly little purple hippopotamuses fly in to my room through the window, while playing Beethoven's IXth symphony on harps."

ViktorViktor
08-27-2007, 03:15 AM
Raaid, if you start kidding with us like that, how will we be able to tell when you are not kidding ?

Or have you always been kidding ?
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Flying_Nutcase
08-27-2007, 03:28 AM
Raaiid,

Either you or the person who wrote your sub-nick is incredibly insightful.

But I love your posts. And your imagination.

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Feathered_IV
08-27-2007, 04:12 AM
You're talking out of Uranus again....

Whirlin_merlin
08-27-2007, 04:28 AM
Originally posted by raaaid:

the inner voice said what do you prefer save the world or be with me the girl in my sig



I think favourite would be a 'last two people on Earth save the world by repopulating it' type scenario.