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R988z
09-26-2006, 02:38 PM
http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g209/R988zz/captioncomp.jpg

F6_Ace
09-26-2006, 02:43 PM
Don't ask....I picked him up at 25,000ft!

Haigotron
09-26-2006, 02:43 PM
Pilot:

"This new man shaped bullet the enemy uses almost got me..."

JtD
09-26-2006, 02:44 PM
New type of low blower for 109

Udidtoo
09-26-2006, 02:46 PM
"Gunter told him it was Super Glue. Hans told him it was Super glue. I told him it was Super Glue......did he listen?"

ploughman
09-26-2006, 02:47 PM
"No he hasn't always bloody well been there. Somebody get a chisel."

Klemm.co
09-26-2006, 02:47 PM
http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g209/R988zz/il10.jpg

Haigotron
09-26-2006, 02:49 PM
Pilot: He fell in love with it, when I told him it was a blower...

Hanglands
09-26-2006, 02:52 PM
The 'downers' the ground crew experienced after becoming addicted to the nitrous oxide from the boost systems really started to become a problem for JG52.

Kapt_A
09-26-2006, 02:53 PM
SHHH!!! Listen....can you hear it?

MEGILE
09-26-2006, 02:55 PM
zzzzZZZzzzz

Hanglands
09-26-2006, 02:56 PM
Poor old Johans was exhausted.

Akronnick
09-26-2006, 04:03 PM
I'm Awake...

Divine-Wind
09-26-2006, 04:16 PM
"Quick! Before he wakes up, start the engine!"

BaldieJr
09-26-2006, 04:24 PM
Pilot: "I'm glad its not my night in the engine compartment."

tomtheyak
09-26-2006, 04:30 PM
"Ach Nein! Der Reds fly Spitfires?!? I tink I take a litle nap till they land..."

Or..

"You tink I haf it bad??? Didn't you see the midget impaled on the pitot?"

fly_zo
09-26-2006, 04:43 PM
"Waiting for Maddox B.O.B." http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/halo.gif

stugumby
09-26-2006, 06:23 PM
1. if you listen close you can almost hear the frictionless bearings rubbing together.

2. hans was told to check the muffler bearings for flux capacitor shaft tension.

tigertalon
09-26-2006, 06:27 PM
Originally posted by fly_zo:Kaj veli zabrinuta majka sinu pilotu?
Leti polako i nisko! :-)

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Esel1964
09-26-2006, 07:13 PM
Hans needed to 'scramble' badly,but,his crew chief Erich had a few too many Paulaners last night.

Feathered_IV
09-26-2006, 07:42 PM
Friday update yet?

Owlsphone
09-26-2006, 08:01 PM
Hey, check out my new noseart.

TAW_Oilburner
09-26-2006, 08:03 PM
Originally posted by fly_zo:
"Waiting for Maddox B.O.B." http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/halo.gif

Nice sig fly..Catherine Bell Ooh La la!

Feathered_IV
09-26-2006, 08:16 PM
Or:

Try as he might, Helmut just couldn't hear the old supercharger noise that was present in Version 1.0

It was then that he realised the whining noise was now comming from the cockpit instead.

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MadRuski
09-26-2006, 09:06 PM
alright everyone..be very quite and tie a rope to him and to the plane...and take of at full speed http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif

Snodrvr
09-26-2006, 09:07 PM
"I found him flying in from Berlin, and boy were his arms tired."

LStarosta
09-26-2006, 09:29 PM
"My other plane is a P-51."

Tusseladden
09-27-2006, 12:02 AM
"Just... *yawn* a little longer.. I was having a dream where spitfires weren't overmodelled"

or

"I knew it! There's a rat inside here porking your engine!"

knightflyte
09-27-2006, 07:47 AM
Early warning signs of 'FARFEGNUGEN'

EAF19_Aceman
09-27-2006, 08:17 AM
"I can hear the sea"

Haigotron
09-27-2006, 08:20 AM
You can use ear wax to seal some of those bullet holes...

knightflyte
09-27-2006, 12:32 PM
Looks like Hans got into the methanol again.

Worf101
09-27-2006, 12:42 PM
"Oohh baby, right there... Damn if the Ferengi's weren't right about this ear lobe thing!!!"

Da Worfster

Ernst_Rohr
09-27-2006, 12:57 PM
"Oh hell, I stepped in some Luftwhiner!"

han freak solo
09-27-2006, 12:59 PM
Originally posted by Feathered_IV:
Or:

Try as he might, Helmut just couldn't hear the old supercharger noise that was present in Version 1.0

It was then that he realised the whining noise was now coming from the cockpit instead.

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/mockface.gif

Winner. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/mockface.gif

Low_Flyer_MkVb
09-27-2006, 01:04 PM
"It all started off as a boil on my arse..."

ploughman
09-27-2006, 01:50 PM
Originally posted by Low_Flyer_MkVb:
"It all started off as a boil on my arse..."

U win!

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PBNA-Boosher
09-27-2006, 02:01 PM
I've heard of "Let sleeping dogs lie," but this is ridiculous!

BOA_Allmenroder
09-27-2006, 02:01 PM
Urgent Press Release:

"In order to satisfy the gaming community, 1C Maddox has relased the evidence that backs up the 360 degree, full situational awareness, inherent in the modelling of the BF 109 Series. This change goes hand in hand with the self fixing damaging model. 'Look, the BF 109 had the inherent ability to view in all aspects and the onboard damage control party ability,' said one noted designer. 'This picture proves it, be sure!' said another."

horseback
09-27-2006, 03:16 PM
Tired of waiting for your delivery pizza?

So were we.

Announcing the Luftpizza. When you really, really need a hot pizza. We deliver in 7.9, 13, 15, 20, and 30 millimeter.

cheers

horseback

BiscuitKnight
09-27-2006, 05:07 PM
"This is the longest preflight check ever."

Feathered_IV
09-27-2006, 08:09 PM
Pilot: "Lousy government workers"

JamesBlonde888
09-27-2006, 09:00 PM
"Oh come ON just another 5 minutes!"

BiscuitKnight
09-27-2006, 09:02 PM
"Wow... last night must have been wilde!"

SithSpeeder
09-27-2006, 10:32 PM
While serving in Siberia, Johann Shepard (the pilot) triple-dog-dared his ground crewman to stick his cheek to the blower (breaching all etiquette by skipping the triple dare). After the poor guy fell for it, the pilot realized (too late) that he would now be unable to fly his sortie. Later in life, he parleyed the event into a children's Christmas story, which was later made into a movie.

* _54th_Speeder *

***
Q: What did the instructor at the school for Kamikazi pilots say to his students?
A: Watch closely. I'm only going to do this once.
***

TeufelHund84
09-28-2006, 12:18 AM
History Channel British Voiceover:
Considered too impractical by Luftwaffe administrators, the practice of marking aerial victories with bodies glued to the wings was squashed just as quickly as it began.

High command was especially disconcerted when their pilot's 'victories' became unstuck and began crashing through the roofs of their forward operating bases, often at inopportune times.

Feathered_IV
09-28-2006, 02:18 AM
Siesta time was not a success with front-line Luftwaffe units...

WTE_Ibis
09-28-2006, 02:32 AM
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Feathered_IV:
Or:

Try as he might, Helmut just couldn't hear the old supercharger noise that was present in Version 1.0

It was then that he realised the whining noise was now comming from the cockpit instead.

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Luv it.

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Pilot note: this scenario is dangerous, why?
weight and balance check requires counter balancing ground crew on other wing.

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MadRuski
09-28-2006, 03:10 AM
cant wait to tell him that he fell asleep in france...and were now in germany http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif