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stalkervision
10-18-2007, 08:29 AM
You know we all love you oleg. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/heart.gif Who else designs as wonderful flight sim games as you? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/11.gif and we all know you have a way with words.. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif So here it is a post honoring you and that way. First prize to the best Oleg impersonator and we all will vote on it..!


Here is a first effort. Forgive me I know many will do much much better..

"Unknown flight sim reviewer"...

Oleg, we all are dying to hear some SOW news. Got any updates?

"Oleg.." planes fly right side up now. engine not so good, catch fire full throttle..

"reviewer"

That doesn't sound good!

"Oleg"

No good! before explode on runway,prime pump, start motor, Wham! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif


"reviewer"

well I can see that is a real improvment..


"oleg"

yes, now fly plane far before explosion!


"reviewer"

That's good..


"oleg"

new features SOW..!

"reviewer"

Like what?


"Oleg"

pilot get killed, thumb nose at enemy now! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

"reviewer"

That sounds good!

"oleg"

work on curse word too..

"reviewer"

How about the Ai? What have you changed?

"oleg"

wingman not shoot down wingman anymore,take coffee break go home..

"Reviewer"

excellent! People were complaining about that actually..

"oleg"

No, Improvement, now wingman ai stay glued to tail like alaskan king crab!


"reviewer"

got a few more questions for you. What new airplanes will SOW include?

"oleg"

not now, tired.. later maybe... http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif




Give it your best shot. Maybe you will even win a first copy of SOW or at least a coffee mug with the words "I http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/heart.gif Oleg" on it..? http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

MEGILE
10-18-2007, 08:37 AM
Originally posted by Oleg_Maddox:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by robban75:


As far as I can see that is with 150 grade fuel and +25 lb/sq.in boost, with fully closed radiator flaps. Meaning it would probably overheat very fast. Opening the rad flaps effectively took away 400ft/min in climbrate. The Fw 190A-4 with MW50 could most likely also reach this performance. A Fw 190A-5 with 2050PS would have a similar rate of climb aswell. Although it would probably be faster.

http://members.chello.se/unni/D-9.JPG

When it comes to aircombat, I'd rather be lucky than good any day!

I'm sorry what are you tell here about FW190A4 and A5?
Engine BMW-801A NEVER HAD MW-50! And A5 never had such a power of 2050PS! What the hell? </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Nobody does it better.

BrotherVoodoo
10-18-2007, 10:25 AM
Two weeks, be sure...

Sorry guys, I had to http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/35.gif

Chivas
10-18-2007, 10:35 AM
Oleg when are you going to develop a decent combat sim, that fits my version of history. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_mad.gif

Oleg
http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

XyZspineZyX
10-18-2007, 10:53 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v441/Chuck_Older/Olegtomato.jpg

jarink
10-18-2007, 11:00 AM
Q: How long are you going to stay on Mars?

A: Two weeks!

Q: Did you bring any fruits or vegetables with you?

A: Two weeks!

http://www.sea.fi/foto/total_recall.jpg

Divine-Wind
10-18-2007, 11:04 AM
Where did you hear Spitfire made of wood? Close that book forever and put it away!


Or something like that. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/53.gif

AKA_TAGERT
10-18-2007, 11:06 AM
Oleg's ubi forum interaction impression (http://www.geocities.com/grantsenn/STFU/olegrespondstohack.wav)

stalkervision
10-18-2007, 11:11 AM
Originally posted by AKA_TAGERT:
Oleg's ubi forum interaction impression (http://www.naturesongs.com/cricket1.wav)


Oh that's terrible.. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Enforcer572005
10-18-2007, 11:17 AM
"what the hell?".....priceless. The guys says what he thinks. Not like dealing with microdork founder, who never says anything at all to his customers.
http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

stalkervision
10-18-2007, 01:41 PM
Originally posted by Enforcer572005:
"what the hell?".....priceless. The guys says what he thinks. Not like dealing with microdork founder, who never says anything at all to his customers.
http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif


LOL... http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Wepps
10-18-2007, 02:18 PM
Too many questions.

Airmail109
10-18-2007, 02:37 PM
I was going to make a joke about all russians being gangsters, but some russian people spoke to me....and all Id like to say is...Im looking forward to seeing Chelsea win in their next match and the safe return of my pregnant wife.

Waldo.Pepper
10-18-2007, 02:39 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v516/WaldoPepper/theinvisible%20man/im2_800.jpg

I win.

SlickStick
10-18-2007, 02:41 PM
Originally posted by Oleg_Maddox:
I'm sorry what are you tell here about FW190A4 and A5?
Engine BMW-801A NEVER HAD MW-50! And A5 never had such a power of 2050PS! What the hell?

Now that is pure gold. That and the Spitfire made of wood one are my two favs.

"Where you did read about Spitfire made from a wood?
Close this book forever and don't open anymore!"

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

waffen-79
10-18-2007, 04:30 PM
Reviewer: So Oleg, then is it safe to say that with 4.09 all hacks would be a thing of the past?

tEh oLeG: you nice?

R_Target
10-18-2007, 05:37 PM
I'm sorry what are you tell here about FW190A4 and A5?
Engine BMW-801A NEVER HAD MW-50! And A5 never had such a power of 2050PS! What the hell?

That thread was epic.

blairgowrie
10-18-2007, 05:47 PM
I am not sure this thread is a good idea.

LEXX_Luthor
10-18-2007, 05:49 PM
Thanks jarink. I always thought "2 weeks"(tm) came from that movie. Thanks!! Great movie btw.




Originally posted by jarink:
Q: How long are you going to stay on Mars?

A: Two weeks!

Q: Did you bring any fruits or vegetables with you?

A: Two weeks!

http://www.sea.fi/foto/total_recall.jpg

LEXX_Luthor
10-18-2007, 05:55 PM
Paraquote from interview about original IL-2, which came on two (2) CDs...

---------------------------------------
INTERVIEWER:: Copy protection?

OLEG:: Both CDs checked at same time. Need two CD players.
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It was a classical Oleg joke, but from what I read, it started a traditional panic in the combat flight The Sims community.

LEBillfish
10-18-2007, 07:55 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v707/Kaytoo/IL2/Oleggif1.gif

Tab_Flettner
10-18-2007, 09:21 PM
"So what about my head carton think that you are not judged."

(and thats for real)

stalkervision
10-18-2007, 10:40 PM
Originally posted by LEXX_Luthor:
Paraquote from interview about original IL-2, which came on two (2) CDs...

---------------------------------------
INTERVIEWER:: Copy protection?

OLEG:: Both CDs checked at same time. Need two CD players.
---------------------------------------

It was a classical Oleg joke, but from what I read, it started a traditional panic in the combat flight The Sims community.


LOL... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

slo_1_2_3
10-18-2007, 10:56 PM
Originally posted by Waldo.Pepper:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v516/WaldoPepper/theinvisible%20man/im2_800.jpg

I win.
Dang, you took my response

stalkervision
10-19-2007, 12:53 PM
further interview with Oleg Maddox''

"Interviewer"

well I see your back and refreshed I take it for a few more questions?

"Oleg"

Not tired before just have Russian "Trotskies" from wife home cooking. Served as prison cook you know before get married..

"reviewer"

Oh I didn't know that. That's to bad about your stomach.

"oleg"

Yes, whole family well know for poisoning Russian Tzars. Speciality dish "five alarm Hand granade Borsch stew.." http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-sad.gif

"reviewer"

well anyway I am glad you feel a bit better.Now what about those new aircraft for SOW. I saw a recent screenshot that shows many planes have opening doors.. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

"oleg"

yes few bombers do. Got idea from airline trip with wife. Wished oleg could open door and jump right out after wife's family visit..

"reviewer"

Oh that's too bad. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-sad.gif

"oleg"

anyway lots new planes for BOB! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

AirCo Dh-2, Albatros Dr-1. Alcock A-1 just few... Rotary engine torque modeled too! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

"reviewer"

um... forgive me oleg but aren't those ww1 aircraft??

"oleg"

No fooling? http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_confused.gif

"reviewer"

I believe they are..

"oleg"

You, say huh?


"reviewer"

Yup..


"oleg"

Holy cow back to drawing board guess. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/bigtears.gif Wait may just change name of BOBSOW to

Great War 1 SOW..! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif


"reviewer"

good idea.. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-sad.gif

when will it be out???

"oleg"

Two three weeks... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/winky.gif

Choctaw111
10-19-2007, 02:23 PM
Originally posted by R_Target:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">I'm sorry what are you tell here about FW190A4 and A5?
Engine BMW-801A NEVER HAD MW-50! And A5 never had such a power of 2050PS! What the hell?

That thread was epic. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

That goes back a ways and has to be the single greatest thing that Oleg has ever posted http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif Then comes the Spitfire made of wood remark. Both of those sure made me laugh good. Yes, sir, those will be all time classics for sure.

tsisqua
10-20-2007, 09:18 AM
Finally!!!

Something fun here!!! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/agreepost.gif

Reviewer: So, will there be any future plans for the IL2 engine, i.e. addons, patches, etc, after BOBSOW is released?

Oleg: Great Patriotic war will continue at HL. No plans for future development. teh game engine IL2 actyually longer last than real war.

Tsisqua

rnzoli
10-20-2007, 09:24 AM
Originally posted by tsisqua:
No plans for future development. teh game engine IL2 actyually longer last than real war.

ROTFLMAO http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif That's a good one http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif

tsisqua
10-21-2007, 10:07 AM
Originally posted by rnzoli:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by tsisqua:
No plans for future development. teh game engine IL2 actyually longer last than real war.

ROTFLMAO http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif That's a good one http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


Thanks, but jeeez . . . I didn't mean to kill the thread . . .

Come on folks, lets see some more. After all, isn't "imitation the most sincere form of flatulence . . . er . . . flattery"?


Tsisqua

madsarmy
10-21-2007, 12:10 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/tommybomb/lawnmower_2004.jpg?t=1192990136
There's nothing wrong with the engine sounds. you just need good sound system.

tsisqua
10-22-2007, 05:16 AM
Originally posted by madsarmy:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v605/tommybomb/lawnmower_2004.jpg?t=1192990136
There's nothing wrong with the engine sounds. you just need good sound system.

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif
Now, that's good!

stalkervision
10-22-2007, 07:02 AM
Originally posted by tsisqua:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by rnzoli:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by tsisqua:
No plans for future development. teh game engine IL2 actyually longer last than real war.

ROTFLMAO http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif That's a good one http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>


Thanks, but jeeez . . . I didn't mean to kill the thread . . .

Come on folks, lets see some more. After all, isn't "imitation the most sincere form of flatulence . . . er . . . flattery"?


Tsisqua </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

You didn't kill the thread, In fact you were the one who actually figured out how to use it! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/11.gif

I hope you will post more good stuff here as you have already and others will do some "reviewing" on their own of "oleg" ... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/winky.gif

VMF-214_Pappy
10-23-2007, 05:29 AM
Well it sounds like we headed in right direction, i mean after years of dev and now we move from planes blowing up on runway to atleast flying on fire. Maybe they should ask for advice from the wonderful Windows Corporation and there latest installment of a OS. Its called Windows FU Premium. Not only do you get blue screen crashed you get red, yellow, blue and green now and all able to be cascaded on the desktop so you can see them all at once for your viewing pleasure.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v240/vmf214pappy/grapes.jpg

partic_3
10-23-2007, 06:34 AM
...

BSS_Goat
10-23-2007, 12:21 PM
"NO BETTY FOR YOU!"
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/7/74/Seinfeld_s7e6.jpg/200px-Seinfeld_s7e6.jpg