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ploughman
12-06-2005, 06:11 AM
Every time I say to my beloved, "look at these CH pedals honey. If I had them and this throttle and joystick set from Saitek it'd really help me get the most out of the plane game I like." She says, "Sure baby, as soon as Hell freezes over you can get them and that stupid hat-mouse thing (trackIR apparently) that you're always on about, too."

So, what's the long term weather forecast for downstairs? Am I fooked or what?

P.S. For my birthday she says, 'what you want stud?' And I say, 'pedals.' So what did I open on my birthday? A set of tungsten carbide stone chisels. They rock (ho, ho), but they do bog all for my rudder control.

nakamura_kenji
12-06-2005, 06:15 AM
it still warm toasty

*hand ploughman liquid nitorgen fire extigsher*

maybe help ^_^

T_O_A_D
12-06-2005, 07:22 AM
Man, first of all, Go home and see you folks. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif

Promptly, knock your old man in the mouth for not teaching you how to be a man. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif

I bet you don't even lay on the couch, and hog the remote. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-sad.gif

Ok with that said, just go in there and take charge, and order the stuff you desire. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/icon_twisted.gif

Buy your own Christmas this year. HO HO HO http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

Obviously, you don't know. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/10.gif

It's easier to ask forgivness, than it is permission from a wife. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif


Now if need be, we can all huddle up for this, ifin it gets out of hand again. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

Bearcat99
12-06-2005, 07:31 AM
Originally posted by T_O_A_D:
Man, first of all, Go home and see you folks. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif

Promptly, knock your old man in the mouth for not teaching you how to be a man. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif

I bet you don't even lay on the couch, and hog the remote. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-sad.gif

Ok with that said, just go in there and take charge, and order the stuff you desire. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/icon_twisted.gif

Buy your own Christmas this year. HO HO HO http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

Obviously, you don't know. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/10.gif

It's easier to ask forgivness, than it is permission from a wife. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif


Now if need be, we can all huddle up for this, ifin it gets out of hand again. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_cool.gif

ROFLMAO!!

I just went and got mine. I figure if Mamabear can have a magic closet then I can get my sim stuff, within reason of course..... when I want it.. Anybody else got a woman with a magic closet.... You never see the outfits or shoes go in.. but you always see them come out.... "Oh .... that's nice honey.... when did you get that...? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif" "This old thing http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif!!? Oh I have had this for months....... "

Saunders1953
12-06-2005, 07:40 AM
BC and TOAD hit it on the head, Ploughman. Grow some. But, if that doesn't work, go to the opposite extreme and turn on the tears! Hey, if it works for the "softer" sex it should work for you, too. Cry yer friggin' eyes out, tell her how you were deprived as a child, and Christmas is very traumatic ever since 1961 when that Radio Flyer in the hardware store went to that rich kid down the street and you wet your pants for years afterward....you get the idea. Your imagination is the limit!

BTW, we shouldn't have to be teaching you these tricks at this stage of your life, Ploughman. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/51.gif

T_O_A_D
12-06-2005, 07:55 AM
Oh yeh the crying little boy trick, seen it done, but have never used it.

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif


Magic Closet LOL

So I guess the wife thinks I have a Magic Garage hehehe

Ankanor
12-06-2005, 07:58 AM
Be a man and perform your husband duties http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif Preferably with intensity, passion and devotion, not "routine" http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

I got a joke for you. Two friends were talking and one said "let's go to the Bulls game tonight!""My wife won't let me", said the second. "Don't you know how to deal with her? Here's what I do with mine. About one hour before the game starts, I go, I tear her clothes apart, have this terrific sex that could keep her satisfied for a week, then I dress and announce "I'm going to the game". You may try it"
the first one agreed, but the next day the second guy said to the first, "What happened, you didn't come last night." "Well", ansewered the first, "I followed your advice, I grabbed her, took her up to the bedroom, tore her clothes off, and then it came to my mind that the Bulls suck big time lately..." http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif

Worf101
12-06-2005, 08:15 AM
I buy my own gifts. I got myself Track IR last summer, she got an all expense paid trip to Vegas. In the last 2 years she's gotten:

1. New Frig.
2. New Microwave.
3. Electric Blanket.
4. Remote car starter.
5. Fancy shcmansy steam press iron.
6. The Bellagio in Vegas.
7. Tix to Cirque De Soleil
8. And other gifts too numerous to mention.

For all the above I bought myself when I wanted it.

1. TrackIR 3 Pro with Vector Expansion.
2. Dell 2005 21-inch Wide Panel LCD.
3. Uber2NXT upgrade for my Cougar Hotas
4. Halls sensor's for the above.

The last two are bought but not installed yet. Probably do it next week. As for Plough's situation. If you earn it... spend it. Hey B.C. now about that "magic closet" I know it's got a sister living in Troy, New York.

99th Worf101

Vengeanze
12-06-2005, 08:23 AM
Originally posted by T_O_A_D:
It's easier to ask forgivness, than it is permission from a wife.

This gonna be my new tatooe. Thanks! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif

Bearcat99
12-06-2005, 08:23 AM
LOL.. I am sure there are portals all over to that puppy.....

CPS_Vigilante33
12-06-2005, 08:48 AM
just checked:

[IMG]http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c164/CPS_V

BSS_Goat
12-06-2005, 09:00 AM
http://www.us.dockers.com/media/fal05a/dockers/prod/tb/d_tb207200_fal05a_5bc23.jpg

Guess who's wearing these at Ploughwomans house?
http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

han freak solo
12-06-2005, 09:57 AM
The first problem is letting her know what things cost.

If she never knew and she doesn't see your credit card statements, you'd have them already.

Pirschjaeger
12-06-2005, 10:12 AM
Chances are, she doesn't know diddly about this game, only that it keeps you out of her hair for a few hours a week.

Now here's the dilemna, you spent all that money on a pc, stick/sticks, and whatever other accessories you may have. The problem is, this obscure Russian guy has further developed the game. The stick just doesn't cut it anymore. It's nearly impossible to play. All that time andf money going to waste. Besides, everyone in GD is now laughing at you.

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/10.gifHe doesn't have pedals! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/34.gif

Tell her you wanna be in the "cool" crowd. You wanna be popular. You don't wanna be scarred the rest of your life. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

Ah hell, just go out and buy the bleedin pedals, it's much easier. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

BTW, flowers shops are conveniently located near the gaming stores. Coincidence? I think not. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

Fritz

stathem
12-06-2005, 10:13 AM
Ploughman; Amazon vouchers. I'm up to 30 quid so far.

I'll still get feckin socks thou'.

ddsflyer
12-06-2005, 10:28 AM
Just tell her that you will be better off playing with the game than you would be playing with a bored desperate housewife friend of hers.

Works for me. Look at what I fly.

ploughman
12-06-2005, 10:29 AM
Renaissance men, the lot of ya'. I ask for a weather forecast and I get advice on how to dress.

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

Hey Worf101, I'm not sure the ball and chain'd be too thrilled if I got a new frig.

B16Enk
12-06-2005, 10:33 AM
Mine has her magic closet too.

I just have a lousy memory when it comes to valuing computer bits, and am apt to lose anything that is made of paper and comes from a major banking institution http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

I recognised a handbag a female colleague had the other day (I know fancy admitting that in public), well it was the Scotty dog leather tag thing I recognised. Her handbag was about 8" x 4". I remarked my wife had just obtained one that slung over her shoulders and was 2' square. Female colleagues eyes went wide and she mentioned how obscenely expensive her 'small' bag was.

Methinks I have an upgrade coming http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

Toad...that quote is priceless!

T_O_A_D
12-06-2005, 10:46 AM
Well ok then if its a forcast you want then here it is.

Hell will remain Hot Hot Hot until Ploughman find his Balls. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif



Originally posted by Ploughman:
Renaissance men, the lot of ya'. I ask for a weather forecast and I get advice on how to dress.

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

Hey Worf101, I'm not sure the ball and chain'd be too thrilled if I got a new frig.

tjaika1910
12-06-2005, 11:13 AM
Well here is the weather forecast.

It looks like it is not coming a freeze right now, but I can quarantie a white christmas there. Tell that to your wife :-)

http://www.fallingrain.com/world/NO/10/Hell.html

Worf101
12-06-2005, 11:44 AM
Originally posted by Ploughman:
Renaissance men, the lot of ya'. I ask for a weather forecast and I get advice on how to dress.

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

Hey Worf101, I'm not sure the ball and chain'd be too thrilled if I got a new frig.
Ah... separated by a common language... "refrigerator" as opposed to "frig". Very funny....

99th Worf101

MOH_MADMAN
12-06-2005, 12:08 PM
Go buy a big cc motorcycle for yourself, and a helmet for her (leather jacket later)
vibrate her thighs for 40 miles or so,
take her home, ride her anouther 20 miles, then next day, go get your pedals. If she asks whats up, tell her you think you should sell the bike.
The pedals will be a lock for you then!

MAD

zombiewolf92553
12-06-2005, 12:14 PM
Tell her you want that hat thingy and say" pretty please my pants and HUEVOS back!"

Low_Flyer_MkII
12-06-2005, 12:21 PM
You bloody amateur http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/51.gif

Stash it down the pub, come back home just after closing time, say "Look what I just won in the Christmas draw...."

T_O_A_D
12-06-2005, 12:49 PM
She is smarter than that I'm sure.

I can hear her now,

Right, bunch of Bloody Drunks new anything about those blooming things, to have them in ya bloody Christmas Drawing. You of all Sods manageing to win them. Bloody Hell!!! I say to the lot of ya!!!!!


Originally posted by Low_Flyer_MkII:
You bloody amateur http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/51.gif

Stash it down the pub, come back home just after closing time, say "Look what I just won in the Christmas draw...."

Beuf_Ninja
12-06-2005, 12:59 PM
From T_O_A_D
It's easier to ask forgivness, than it is permission

Pure Zen man http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/11.gif I've always felt the same way but have never heard it expressed in so concise a statement. I think maybe I'll have that on my headstone.

-HH-Quazi
12-06-2005, 01:05 PM
I do what I want to do. I am the man. And you know, she doesn't have an issue with that. She tried to have an issue once, only once. HEHE Yea, I am full of it. HEHE

danjama
12-06-2005, 01:36 PM
I have a good idea. Send me the money, and i will promptly buy and send you the padals, as a "gift". If you send cash, she will be none the wiser. You could even say it was for a competition http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Page me for my address http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/icon_twisted.gif

WTE_Ibis
12-06-2005, 01:54 PM
Stop playing IL2 for a while and get under her feet 24/7 till she begs you to get the gear and leave her alone. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/icon_twisted.gif

ploughman
12-06-2005, 01:54 PM
Originally posted by danjama:
I have a good idea. Send me the money, and i will promptly buy and send you the padals, as a "gift". If you send cash, she will be none the wiser. You could even say it was for a competition http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Page me for my address http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/icon_twisted.gif

There isn't a postman in England who can't smell an envelop full of cash at fifty paces. While I have no doubt of the sincerity of your offer Danjama, I fear our enreprenueral postfolk would be drinking my illicit wedge by lunchtime.

LEBillfish
12-06-2005, 01:59 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v707/Kaytoo/signhell.jpg

http://randomthinks.typepad.com/photos/sex_and_hell/hell_4.jpg

http://randomthinks.typepad.com/photos/sex_and_hell/hell_2.jpg

I can tell you for a fact Hell is indeed beginning to freeze over. Hell creek is still open from the dam down, though the flood plain has begun to ice up soundly. Snow everywhere and the lakes are beginning to freeze up. Most ponds are frozen over unless spring fed.

I'll try and get out of the house here and get you a photo near a landmark....

So yes, Hell is freezing over......

Some links to the massive metropolis of Hell.

http://www.hell2u.com/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hell,_Michigan

http://carcino.gen.nz/images/index.php/5922d576/15913492

http://www.newline.com/sites/littlenicky/standard/weatherinhell.html

ploughman
12-06-2005, 02:02 PM
The worm is definately turning for me then.

danjama
12-06-2005, 02:14 PM
Originally posted by Ploughman:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by danjama:
I have a good idea. Send me the money, and i will promptly buy and send you the padals, as a "gift". If you send cash, she will be none the wiser. You could even say it was for a competition http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Page me for my address http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/icon_twisted.gif

There isn't a postman in England who can't smell an envelop full of cash at fifty paces. While I have no doubt of the sincerity of your offer Danjama, I fear our enreprenueral postfolk would be drinking my illicit wedge by lunchtime. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Ha ha i wasn't thinkin of the postman but now you said it, a am http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_confused.gif

Airmail109
12-06-2005, 03:00 PM
I was about to lower the tone by commenting where MY magic closet was, but then i decided to have some tact.

Low_Flyer_MkII
12-06-2005, 03:04 PM
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y231/Low_Flyer/Pat.jpg

ploughman
12-06-2005, 03:20 PM
Originally posted by Low_Flyer_MkII:
http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y231/Low_Flyer/Pat.jpg

Ahahahahahahha. Postman Pat and his numbered account in Geneva.

LF2, for some reason you're appearring as John Pimlott. Ubi outing you or what?

Airmail109
12-06-2005, 03:24 PM
LMAO i just ntoiced that as well!

Low_Flyer_MkII
12-06-2005, 03:46 PM
There was a post here by Mr Pimlott, but it's disappeared. What sinister forces could possibly be at work here? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif
Rest assured it's not one of my alter-ego's, only trusted female journalists know who they are. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

ploughman
12-06-2005, 04:01 PM
Fear not friend, your true identity remains as much a mystery to us as it is to you. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/10.gif

Low_Flyer_MkII
12-06-2005, 04:05 PM
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

T_O_A_D
12-06-2005, 04:42 PM
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/34.gif Ploughman
Praying for a change in the weather


It wasn't me I swear http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/heart.gif

ploughman
12-06-2005, 04:44 PM
Yeah, thanks for that. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-sad.gif

Bearcat99
12-06-2005, 04:56 PM
Originally posted by Beuf_Ninja:
From T_O_A_D<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">It's easier to ask forgivness, than it is permission

Pure Zen man http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/11.gif I've always felt the same way but have never heard it expressed in so concise a statement. I think maybe I'll have that on my headstone. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

LMAO... I tell ya this thread is one of the best ones to pop up in here in a while.


Oh yeah.. it wasnt me either.... LOL.. seriously...

ploughman
12-06-2005, 05:10 PM
Originally posted by Bearcat99:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Beuf_Ninja:
From T_O_A_D<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">It's easier to ask forgivness, than it is permission

Pure Zen man http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/11.gif I've always felt the same way but have never heard it expressed in so concise a statement. I think maybe I'll have that on my headstone. </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

LMAO... I tell ya this thread is one of the best ones to pop up in here in a while.


Oh yeah.. it wasnt me either.... LOL.. seriously... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Dude, you lost it when you said "MamaBear." Instantly I had you chasing the LadyBear going 'let's make us a babybear, ooooohaaaaa!!!' Still, I respect you, I just try not to visualise you. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

Low_Flyer_MkII
12-06-2005, 05:27 PM
*Tee-Hee*

http://www.tongs.org.uk/files/wincey.jpg

ploughman
12-06-2005, 05:28 PM
Originally posted by Low_Flyer_MkII:
*Tee-Hee*

http://www.tongs.org.uk/files/wincey.jpg

Traitor.

Low_Flyer_MkII
12-06-2005, 05:44 PM
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/1072.gif

Enforcer572005
12-06-2005, 07:41 PM
What she doesnt know wont hurt her (if youre sneaky enough). I am so glad Im not married.....

The last one that lived wiht me took me for most of my worldly goods, so I see no need to get married to attain that goal. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

fighter_966
12-07-2005, 03:09 PM
Originally posted by Ploughman:
Every time I say to my beloved, "look at these CH pedals honey. If I had them and this throttle and joystick set from Saitek it'd really help me get the most out of the plane game I like." She says, "Sure baby, as soon as Hell freezes over you can get them and that stupid hat-mouse thing (trackIR apparently) that you're always on about, too."

So, what's the long term weather forecast for downstairs? Am I fooked or what?

P.S. For my birthday she says, 'what you want stud?' And I say, 'pedals.' So what did I open on my birthday? A set of tungsten carbide stone chisels. They rock (ho, ho), but they do bog all for my rudder control.
For your sake I hope that Devil is friendly to you this christmas.. Well.. and I dont mean
that your Honey is devil or...?

Bearcat99
12-07-2005, 06:16 PM
Originally posted by Ploughman:
Dude, you lost it when you said "MamaBear." Instantly I had you chasing the LadyBear going 'let's make us a babybear, ooooohaaaaa!!!' Still, I respect you, I just try not to visualise you. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

Pfft I have 7 kids from 8 to 28 and seven grandkids from 2 to 6 .... No more baby bears for me. Thanks for not visualizing me chasing Mamabear.... you had me worried for a second. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif

Ankanor
12-07-2005, 06:21 PM
WOW, you have been productive http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif

T_O_A_D
12-07-2005, 06:42 PM
Sounds more like a Bunny than a Bear http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif

Ankanor
12-07-2005, 06:50 PM
Now if only I could find the link to the video with the bunny and the cat...

Edit: I did http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/herekittykitty.html

T_O_A_D
12-07-2005, 08:26 PM
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif Bear http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/53.gif

Copperhead310th
12-07-2005, 08:56 PM
Originally posted by Bearcat99:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Ploughman:
Dude, you lost it when you said "MamaBear." Instantly I had you chasing the LadyBear going 'let's make us a babybear, ooooohaaaaa!!!' Still, I respect you, I just try not to visualise you. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

Pfft I have 7 kids from 8 to 28 and seven grandkids from 2 to 6 .... No more baby bears for me. Thanks for not visualizing me chasing Mamabear.... you had me worried for a second. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gifSEVEN!?!? Holy Sh*t! talk about loggin extra stick time. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif OMFG. LMAO. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

Badsight.
12-07-2005, 09:48 PM
Originally posted by BSS_Goat:
http://www.us.dockers.com/media/fal05a/dockers/prod/tb/d_tb207200_fal05a_5bc23.jpg

Guess who's wearing these at Ploughwomans house?
http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif Ha Ha Ha !

AVG_WarHawk
12-07-2005, 11:34 PM
Originally posted by Bearcat99:
Pfft I have 7 kids from 8 to 28 and seven grandkids from 2 to 6 .... No more baby bears for me. Thanks for not visualizing me chasing Mamabear.... you had me worried for a second. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif

Bloody ell! 3 for me. Guess I'll stop my "shoulda rubberband it after two" whine'n!

leadbaloon
12-08-2005, 07:15 AM
If your wife's going to get mad and scream and shout if you buy the pedals, new stick and track IR, then you may aswell make the extra effort and update the rig too, that should get you up to the level of silent treatment and you can enjoy all your goodies in peace.

AVG_WarHawk
12-08-2005, 08:20 AM
Originally posted by leadbaloon:
If your wife's going to get mad and scream and shout if you buy the pedals, new stick and track IR, then you may aswell make the extra effort and update the rig too, that should get you up to the level of silent treatment and you can enjoy all your goodies in peace.

Best advice I've seen given in this thread http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

BSS_Goat
12-08-2005, 08:33 AM
Originally posted by Bearcat99:
Pfft I have 7 kids from 8 to 28 http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif

http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

3 more and your a double ace!!

fighter_966
12-09-2005, 12:20 AM
In luftwaffe he would be EXPERTEN Juhuu fellow

ploughman
12-09-2005, 03:09 AM
Originally posted by Bearcat99:
Pfft I have 7 kids from 8 to 28 and seven grandkids from 2 to 6

That's many baby-bears!http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif!

You ARE Ursa Fertilis.


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fighter_966
12-10-2005, 05:05 AM
Originally posted by Ploughman:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Bearcat99:
Pfft I have 7 kids from 8 to 28 and seven grandkids from 2 to 6

That's many baby-bears!http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif!

You ARE Ursa Fertilis.
Ploughman its bbit colder out here now -2 celcius (Finland) but no snoW http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif


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potpie69
12-10-2005, 05:33 AM
MY GOD MAN!!! If you want these goodies for yourself,GO OUT AND GET THEM!! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_mad.gif Now me I am not married[thank god] but I have seen and been through the same thing[old girlfriends]and I understand it,s not completly the samething,but why is it awoman can buy new shoes and clothes and warpaint and thats ok.BUT IT IS NOT FAIR TO US MALES http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/51.gif So I say go out get YOUR goodies and if anything is said say you will take it back as soon as she takes back her stuff. This might cause some problems for you[depending on your wifes temperment] but thats also your problem. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/mockface.gifLOL seriously if you try to reason it to her[and your maybe a little devious] she might come around and give you permission to get your toys.So to conclude all I can say I GET SOME BALLS WHILE YOUR AT IT.LOL http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/35.gif P.S. don,t take this to seriously. TOODLES

Low_Flyer_MkII
12-10-2005, 05:38 AM
Want the last laugh, Ploughman?

I spotted a mint condition never out of the box Corgi P-51 yesterday, and quickly parted with money for it. Got home, empty house - perfect. Lovingly removed said aeroplane from box and placed it amongst the collection (mainly Spitfires) where she'd never spot it.

Only she did spot it.

I could only pay tribute to her improved spotting skills as she said "That's a different one - it's American isn't it?"
"Why, yes, dear" I meekly replied, knowing the interrogation had only just begun.
"When did you get that one?"
"Oh, er, weeks ago..." Panic setting in now. As a last resort I decided that flattery might get me out of this particular jam. Referring to it's sleek lines and large drop-tanks I trotted out "She reminds me of you..."
"Old Crow?" says she, noting Bud Anderson's logo in large white letters on the nose.
It certainly became frosty enough to freeze Hell then, let me tell you.

ploughman
12-10-2005, 05:55 AM
Originally posted by Low_Flyer_MkII:
Want the last laugh, Ploughman?

I spotted a mint condition never out of the box Corgi P-51 yesterday, and quickly parted with money for it. Got home, empty house - perfect. Lovingly removed said aeroplane from box and placed it amongst the collection (mainly Spitfires) where she'd never spot it.

Only she did spot it.

I could only pay tribute to her improved spotting skills as she said "That's a different one - it's American isn't it?"
"Why, yes, dear" I meekly replied, knowing the interrogation had only just begun.
"When did you get that one?"
"Oh, er, weeks ago..." Panic setting in now. As a last resort I decided that flattery might get me out of this particular jam. Referring to it's sleek lines and large drop-tanks I trotted out "She reminds me of you..."
"Old Crow?" says she, noting Bud Anderson's logo in large white letters on the nose.
It certainly became frosty enough to freeze Hell then, let me tell you.

Ahahahaha. Explains the chill in the air I noted when I arose this morning, and I don't even live in the same county as you. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

I don't wonder if a more confrontational approach might have yielded a more harmonious outcome.


"I could only pay tribute to her improved spotting skills as she said "That's a different one - it's American isn't it?"
"Why, yes, dear, America. Land of the free, home of the brave."
"Right, so when did you get that one?" She enquired.
"Why this afternoon my love. I saw it and I made it mine. If you have a problem with that might I remind you that I have grown a set!" Said I proudly.
"Grown a set have you? Well, I suppose that gives me something to aim at." Said she.
"Eh? ARRRrrghh!" Replied I.

No. Thought not.

Low_Flyer_MkII
12-10-2005, 06:10 AM
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif If there's a next time, I might try it...

It didn't help when my Elvis Costello CD went to "Sulky Girl" as she left....she'll never believe it wasn't planned.

Bearcat99
12-10-2005, 11:09 AM
Originally posted by Ploughman:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Bearcat99:
Pfft I have 7 kids from 8 to 28 and seven grandkids from 2 to 6

That's many baby-bears!http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif!
You ARE Ursa Fertilis.
</div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Been married 2x... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif



Originally posted by Low_Flyer_MkII:
Want the last laugh, Ploughman?

I spotted a mint condition never out of the box Corgi P-51 yesterday, and quickly parted with money for it. Got home, empty house - perfect. Lovingly removed said aeroplane from box and placed it amongst the collection (mainly Spitfires) where she'd never spot it.

Only she did spot it.

I could only pay tribute to her improved spotting skills as she said "That's a different one - it's American isn't it?"
"Why, yes, dear" I meekly replied, knowing the interrogation had only just begun.
"When did you get that one?"
"Oh, er, weeks ago..." Panic setting in now. As a last resort I decided that flattery might get me out of this particular jam. Referring to it's sleek lines and large drop-tanks I trotted out "She reminds me of you..."
"Old Crow?" says she, noting Bud Anderson's logo in large white letters on the nose.
It certainly became frosty enough to freeze Hell then, let me tell you.

Reminds me of this:
A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally the doctor asks him what happened.

Well, it was like this, said the man. I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows. We went to look for it and while I was rooting around, I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail and sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball.......... stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. That's when I made my mistake.

"What did you do?", asks the doctor.

Well, I lifted the cow's tail and yelled to my wife, "Hey, this looks like yours!"

Low_Flyer_MkII
12-10-2005, 11:17 AM
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Hydra444
12-10-2005, 11:36 AM
Originally posted by Low_Flyer_MkII:
Want the last laugh, Ploughman?

I spotted a mint condition never out of the box Corgi P-51 yesterday, and quickly parted with money for it. Got home, empty house - perfect. Lovingly removed said aeroplane from box and placed it amongst the collection (mainly Spitfires) where she'd never spot it.

Only she did spot it.

I could only pay tribute to her improved spotting skills as she said "That's a different one - it's American isn't it?"
"Why, yes, dear" I meekly replied, knowing the interrogation had only just begun.
"When did you get that one?"
"Oh, er, weeks ago..." Panic setting in now. As a last resort I decided that flattery might get me out of this particular jam. Referring to it's sleek lines and large drop-tanks I trotted out "She reminds me of you..."
"Old Crow?" says she, noting Bud Anderson's logo in large white letters on the nose.
It certainly became frosty enough to freeze Hell then, let me tell you.

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T_O_A_D
12-10-2005, 11:48 AM
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/34.gifLow_Flyer_MkII

Your out of practice. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/10.gif

wayno7777
12-10-2005, 12:36 PM
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