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badatit
01-16-2007, 07:26 PM
After many months of covert opperations, we have come into possession of highly classified enemy flight test data.
Although the data is somewhat dated, our experts still consider it to very useful.

Watch the film. Study it. Know your enemy.
The footage contains one of the enemies "TOP" arial combat aces in action.
CLASSIFIED: For your eyes only (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ui2vNtDT4XI)

BrotherVoodoo
01-16-2007, 07:31 PM
omg...lol<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o140/99th_RockStar/rocksig.gif

There are only two types of aircraft ? fighters and targets.

? Doyle 'Wahoo' Nicholson, USMC.

Copperhead310th
01-16-2007, 07:32 PM
hehehehe Already seen that long time ago.

But it does kinda remind of Blue coms on Warclouds on thursday nights. lol<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

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Gibbage1
01-16-2007, 07:54 PM
Seen it many times, and STILL need a translation.<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

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LStarosta
01-16-2007, 08:06 PM
"OLEG, CABRON!! ESTAS MATANDO LA SIMULACIOOOOOOOOOOOON!"


ROFLMFAO<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

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AKA_TAGERT
01-16-2007, 08:11 PM
I did not know Beltar wore glasses<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

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Rjel
01-16-2007, 08:17 PM
Yikes!! Just when I was starting to accept my place as a computer geek. Think I'll go read a book.... or talk to a real person.<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

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MrMojok
01-16-2007, 09:16 PM
This type of reaction is common when trying to fly online with just the mouse and keyboard.<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

http://members.cox.net/f1dude/P51_sig.jpg

BfHeFwMe
01-16-2007, 11:12 PM
Here's some nice graphical work done by Robert Shaw on energy fighting those nasty shark attacks from six.

Shaw demonstrating fight tactics (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vv1nDdrrXCM&eurl=) http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

Valencia, returning in his shot-up but airworthy Hellcat after his harrowing February 1944 mission over Truk, summed up the thoughts of many pilots about Hellcats: ?If they could cook, I?d marry one.?

DuxCorvan
01-17-2007, 08:26 AM
The subtitles are in Spanish and are all about the kid accusing Oleg of porking the 109 and being pro-red, but I doubt that's what he's really saying or playing (he does not even have a joystick to hammer that keyboard). Looks like that kid is playing CS or Starcraft or something like that. It's also obvious that he needs psychiatric help. If I were his father I'd be very worried... and scared.

What's he speaking? I think it is German, but shouting that way, I can't catch a word.

FrenziedAU
01-17-2007, 08:35 AM
I think he is speaking German and playing Unreal tournament. There are various versions of this scattered across YouTube, with various subtitles.

Tooz_69GIAP
01-17-2007, 08:36 AM
There was a english translation of this posted a while ago. The kid is shouting coz the game wont load, as he wants to play, then it does load (he's playing some online first person shooter - halo, or something similar), and he goes around and gets sniped out of nowhere and gets killed, and this REALLY pisses him off!! The kid goes nuts coz he got killed.

Or something like that.<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

whit ye looking at, ya big jessie?!?!

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RCAF_Irish_403
01-17-2007, 08:38 AM
If he was my son, i'd beat the living sh*t outta him

but then again, the father is probably a total @sshat too<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

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DuxCorvan
01-17-2007, 08:38 AM
The kid goes nuts 'cause he's nuts. And badly spoiled, IMHO.

Had I behaved that way at home when I was a teen, and the slap on my face had been heard all around the town.

Tully__
01-17-2007, 08:44 AM
Translation I saw, he didn't even get into the game. It is brand new, as mentioned above a fps or rpg type game and he is installing it. He breaks his keyboard before finishing the online player registration so he can actually join a game.<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

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han freak solo
01-17-2007, 08:51 AM
Originally posted by BfHeFwMe:
Here's some nice graphical work done by Robert Shaw on energy fighting those nasty shark attacks from six.

Shaw demonstrating fight tactics (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vv1nDdrrXCM&eurl=) http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif

That's his come-uppance for playing a Panzer commander in Battle of the Bulge. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/halo.gif<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

http://www.lssdigital.com/lwpilot/HFSsig47.jpg

Tooz_69GIAP
01-17-2007, 09:23 AM
Originally posted by RCAF_Irish_403:
If he was my son, i'd beat the living sh*t outta him

but then again, the father is probably a total @sshat too

The guy who did the english translation I saw suggested, due to the kid's attitude and how he uses language, etc, that it was perhaps a video made to demonstrate a mental condition the kid has to show the extent of the behaviourhal problems - some kind of hyper activity disorder, or somethinkg like that.

I don't know if that is the case, but I have known of parents in Germany to make videos like this (saw an article in a magazine speaking about this while I was doing psychology on a course a couple of years ago) in order to help the doctors see some of the problems and what the "subject" is like in an "every day" kind of situation.

If this video is an example of this, then it's quite sad it's gotten onto the net and been doled out as comedy.

On the other hand, if it's just some freaked out kid who gets a bit crazy with net gaming, then yeah, it's funny!<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

whit ye looking at, ya big jessie?!?!

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Za Rodinu!
http://www.f19vs.se/fokker_now.jpg
????????? ?? ????? ????????? ??? ? ??????? ????????......????????? ?????? ??? ?? ???? ??? ? ????, ??????? ??? ? ?????? ? ??????? ??? ??????? ?? ?????!

Bewolf
01-17-2007, 09:34 AM
Saw that one a long time ago. Never got rid of the feeling it is some kind of staged incident, a fake so to say. Some parts feel just too unnatural.<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

Bewolf

Never discuss with stupid people.
They'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.

Copperhead310th
01-17-2007, 06:38 PM
Originally posted by Tooz_69GIAP:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by RCAF_Irish_403:
If he was my son, i'd beat the living sh*t outta him

but then again, the father is probably a total @sshat too

The guy who did the english translation I saw suggested, due to the kid's attitude and how he uses language, etc, that it was perhaps a video made to demonstrate a mental condition the kid has to show the extent of the behaviourhal problems - some kind of hyper activity disorder, or somethinkg like that.

I don't know if that is the case, but I have known of parents in Germany to make videos like this (saw an article in a magazine speaking about this while I was doing psychology on a course a couple of years ago) in order to help the doctors see some of the problems and what the "subject" is like in an "every day" kind of situation.

If this video is an example of this, then it's quite sad it's gotten onto the net and been doled out as comedy.

On the other hand, if it's just some freaked out kid who gets a bit crazy with net gaming, then yeah, it's funny! </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

That don't matter. Nothing that a good old fashoned leather belt and a trip out to the woodshed wouldn't cure in short order.
If i'd done that, my next birthday presant from my old man would have been a tombstone.<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

http://home.cogeco.ca/~jkinley/ubisig.jpg
Former CO of 310thVFS, (Retired) now part time
190 jock & full time target drone for JG27
http://premium1.uploadit.org/bsamania//2006-02-23_012924_pilot11.gif Flying on line as JG27_Copperhead

|^^^^^^^^^^^^|
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|_..._...______===|= _|__|..., ] |
"(@ )'(@ )""""*|(@ )(@ )*****(@
"Keep on Truck'n!"

LStarosta
01-17-2007, 06:43 PM
I'd get the kid some running shoes.<div class="ev_tpc_signature">

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