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K_Freddie
12-14-2007, 08:36 PM
Well pity that thread was locked.. I still cannot stop laughing. One thing you must admit, this one was brilliant, probably tops them all.

RAAID's going to be a Doctor of ... http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

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Airmail109
12-14-2007, 08:50 PM
Nor have I! Funniest thread Ive ever read. Had a serious WTF factor going on. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

Raaidd, you just totally owned RBJ.

heywooood
12-14-2007, 08:55 PM
that thread made my butt itch like crazy

Urufu_Shinjiro
12-14-2007, 09:20 PM
IBTL, lol.

papotex
12-14-2007, 11:10 PM
where can i find it?

ViktorViktor
12-15-2007, 05:39 AM
http://forums.ubi.com/eve/forums/a/tpc/f/23110283/m/3771052716

And from now on mmitch10 must be referred to AS DOCTOR mmitch10.

Divine-Wind
12-15-2007, 08:27 AM
Originally posted by heywooood:
that thread made my butt itch like crazy
Oh gawd now mine's itching http://www.battlefield.no/forum/style_emoticons/bf/iiiiik.gif

general_kalle
12-15-2007, 09:00 AM
ah Quazi. was that really nececary?

i know you guys hate spelling mistakes but i cant help it.
sry

DIRTY-MAC
12-15-2007, 09:02 AM
Definately top five of the Goofiest threads on UBUZOO.
Priceless http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/11.gif

waffen-79
12-15-2007, 10:11 AM
thread of teh year, full of win, BE SURE!

when I read it I was like, I am laugh!

mmitch10
12-15-2007, 10:20 AM
And from now on mmitch10 must be referred to AS DOCTOR mmitch10.

I'm not a real doctor, and I wouldn't recommend that anyone takes my medical advice http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

papotex
12-15-2007, 01:25 PM
lol RBJ??? who's that

Metatron_123
12-15-2007, 04:11 PM
Nah the ''why are is the 20 mm more powerful than the 50 caliber'' is by far my favorite. It made me cry.

Skoshi Tiger
12-15-2007, 06:45 PM
Where is RAAAID when you need him? Maybe this should be in its own thread but here goes.....

My wife has just bullied and harrassed me into buying a brand new $700 Dyson Vaccum cleaner. ('Hey that money was for my BOB Rig!!!!' insert sound of anguish here!)

Now you can run this machine over a new carpet and get EXACTLY the same amount of dust, fiber and cat and dog hair each time you use it.

Now this is physically impossible for several reason.
1) getting the money out of me in the first place and
2) we don't even own a cat or dog!

This is my take on the matter is this.

The Dyson corporation is the front for an alien organisation determined to make the most of high Earth currency prices by flogging obsolite technology on earth at huge costs. (We're the only ones dumb enough to buy it!!!)

Each Dyson vaccum cleaner actually teleports dust and grime from some other place in the gallaxy to make housewives feel like they are actually accomplishing something while they are cleaning.

I guess that the 'vortext' visible inside the dust collector is just the visible manifestation of this teleportation process!

Raaaid I need your opinion.

I've tried to explain it to my wife but she thinks it is complete Bull Cr4p

Airmail109
12-15-2007, 07:00 PM
Originally posted by papotex:
lol RBJ??? who's that

Another forum legend from a long long time ago well known for trim on a slider among other things. A self proclaimed 'peoples' ace.

Search for Raybanjockey

http://www.ewirezine.com/winter2000/featured/supergreg2.jpg

SeaFireLIV
12-15-2007, 07:06 PM
Just seen the locked thread. yea, that thread was going beyond the beyond. yep. I think discussing too many subjects with RAAIID really can seriously reduce your IQ (or raise it, according to some).

Airmail109
12-15-2007, 07:56 PM
Originally posted by SeaFireLIV:
Just seen the locked thread. yea, that thread was going beyond the beyond. yep. I think discussing too many subjects with RAAIID really can seriously reduce your IQ (or raise it, according to some).

Yah It was beyond the beyond. I read it for a few minutes in a kind of shock, before bursting out in hysterics.

Maybe I still have a childish sense of humor.

Codex1971
12-16-2007, 12:29 AM
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif Just read it....


I miss RayBanJockey http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/bigtears.gif

raaaid
12-16-2007, 04:59 AM
actually im unintentinally funny,

i was not trying to be funny more i was trying to have fun myself by seeing in two years or so explode a scandal on addictive toilet paper

but the thing didnt turn out as expected:

when i was in class as a kid i was scratching my back and the teacher said hey do you have pinworms? next thing i remember is the doctor telling me i had pinworms


now i say my arse itches somebody says maybe pinworms?

probably, i have my sister whos a doctor loking for somthing harmless in the case of pinworms, just to be calm, thanks

still seriously do you remember uncle scrooge and rockerduck from disney comics?

putting addictive sustance is the kind of things what rockerduck would do, no sanity control, easy, id say rockerduck stands for rockefeller and compare to what these guys do to us addictives on paper is mild

K_Freddie
12-16-2007, 09:51 AM
Originally posted by raaaid:

still seriously do you remember uncle scrooge and rockerduck from disney comics?

Do you mean 'Roger the Duck' ...?

raaaid
12-16-2007, 10:02 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_D._Rockerduck

John D. Rockerduck is a fictional character from the Scrooge McDuck Universe. He is one of Scrooge McDuck's main enemies. His name is a play on that of John D. Rockefeller, the American capitalist

haha i got it right

i wonder how many truths are taught to children by art afterwards forgotten

Lucius_Esox
12-16-2007, 10:06 AM
Man.... roflololol... Just read the first thread... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/11.gif

raaaid you are a star m8

Hmmm, maybe he has a point, or pinworms... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif