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dacoolstas
03-26-2008, 07:56 AM
Quick!Altair has spotted you and is going to assassinate you!Think fast! What do you do!!

banksta2
03-26-2008, 07:59 AM
I wet my pants and go down in fetal position.

caswallawn_2k7
03-26-2008, 08:06 AM
pull a gun and laugh at him.

DragonRanger65
03-26-2008, 08:46 AM
Originally posted by dacoolstas:
Quick!Altair has spotted you and is going to assassinate you!Think fast! What do you do!!

Seduce him, at least I'll die happy! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/inlove.gif

DragonRanger

blarson11
03-26-2008, 10:27 AM
step aside, im probably not hist target http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

AssassinsBomb
03-26-2008, 10:37 AM
Pull out MY wrist knifeything. Muahahahaha!
Either that or i turn into a kangaroo. Either ways good.
http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

Cbowsin
03-26-2008, 11:39 AM
Wave my hand and tell him, "I'm not the droid you are looking for."

AssassinsBomb
03-26-2008, 12:19 PM
Wait, i want another go. It's fun!
Umm,
I would throw <STRIKE>easter eggs</STRIKE> knives at him!
Ooo! I could put on a mask and pretend I was him. The he'd get confused. Hehehe.
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/winky.gif

the_assassin_07
03-26-2008, 01:04 PM
And then he would stab himself.

...

AssassinsBomb
03-26-2008, 04:11 PM
Precisely. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/35.gif

the_assassin_07
03-27-2008, 07:42 AM
Lol.

McMasterJ
03-27-2008, 08:44 AM
Use something he doesnt have. Shoot him with my cross bow and swim away!

AssassinsBomb
03-27-2008, 08:47 AM
Haha! Lol!

Kaxen6
03-27-2008, 10:50 AM
I'd glomp his leg... or jump into the nearest body of water... depends if my preference for living outdoes my fangirl impulses xD

Sarranduin
03-27-2008, 11:24 AM
Haha. As if you'd have the chance to do anything or think before he got you! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif

At least you get to have a nice conversation with him afterward! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Kaxen6
03-27-2008, 12:03 PM
Originally posted by Sarranduin:
At least you get to have a nice conversation with him afterward! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

xD

Kax: Why am I an assassination target? I'm no Templar.
Altair: ...you're ruining the secrecy of the Assassins by posting pictures of us shirtless everywhere...
Kax: I don't regret it! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif
Altair: ... *stab stab stab* ...maybe one more time for good measure... *stabbity*

GreyFlameIII
03-28-2008, 04:25 AM
^ Haha http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

Grey: Why, Master Assassin, have you done this?...
Alta´r: You have seen my face... You posed a threat to us. Therefore I could not have let you lived any longer...
Grey: I understand... but what are you going to do about those thousands of others who have seen your face?
Alta´r: Thousands?
Grey: Yeah, you're really populair on the Internet.
Alta´r: http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

stix489
03-28-2008, 04:55 AM
ROFL! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

That's a good one, I must admit! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

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GreyFlameIII
03-28-2008, 04:58 AM
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/11.gif Thank you! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/11.gif

stix489
03-28-2008, 05:06 AM
You're welcome! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

See? This forum can be really friendly! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

Waitaminute! If this forum is E rated..how come it's all about Altair killing this and Altair stabbing that and Altair shagging(http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif) this? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

Meh...carry on! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

AssassinsBomb
03-28-2008, 05:07 AM
:P Hehe.

Larina
03-29-2008, 12:09 PM
Unleash hordes of fangirls on him so that he runs away screaming!

Barakeh
03-29-2008, 12:23 PM
Pray?
Once the assassinating animation starts there is no stoping it, or at least that is what I know from Hitman Series and the vids on YouTube. Still waiting for the PC version.

oldman765
03-29-2008, 02:05 PM
I would simply defeat him by pulling out my batman action figure.

or i would challenge him to a game of tag

twistedesthetic
03-29-2008, 03:55 PM
Ermmm...Jump into the water and swim away very fast? Or parkour out of there like crazy.

caswallawn_2k7
03-29-2008, 07:18 PM
I got another one. I would steal batmans utility belt and use assassin repelant. well he had shark repelant so he should have something for assassins.

the_assassin_07
03-30-2008, 12:52 PM
I would simply slow down time, walk up behind him and turn his dagger towards him then watch the gory result.

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif

AssassinsBomb
03-30-2008, 01:29 PM
Lol, wtf?
Cool tho.

BSoD
03-30-2008, 04:53 PM
What i would do is, say "Don't kill me, otherwise you will end up with the clone glitch. You remember what happened when the glitch happen right?"

Sarranduin
03-30-2008, 08:47 PM
Oh, like that'd help, BSoD. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_rolleyes.gif It's a well-known fact that everyone (even Assassins) would totally jump at the chance to make out with themselves!

BSoD
04-01-2008, 08:37 PM
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif true, but its either that or i die.