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Mexicoboy55
07-05-2009, 05:23 PM
If theze 2 people were pit for a fight of all time who would win.
1.Ezio http://images.google.ca/imgres?imgurl=http://egamer.co.za/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/assassins-creed-2-ezio-character-artwork-big.jpg&imgrefurl=http://egamer.co.za/2009/04/assassins-creed-2-first-details-revealed/&usg=__U-dHi1NlLNUlUx-S5BMIySNY1kw=&h=358&w=292&sz=44&hl=en&start=17&um=1&tbnid=yLkzcXUtZU_qqM:&tbnh=121&tbnw=99&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dezio%2Bauditore%2Bde%2Bfirenze%26hl%3 Den%26rls%3Dcom.microsoft:en-ca:IE-SearchBox%26rlz%3D1I7GPEA_enCA332%26sa%3DX%26um%3D 1
2.Or................Kratos http://www.gamercenteronline.net/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/kratos.jpg http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/compsmash.gif or poste any sword weilder who can kick there 1000 year old buts!!!!

Velvit
07-05-2009, 05:26 PM
this thread seems kinda of topic but dante from the dmc series would kill them all

DiStUrBeD_mEtAl
07-05-2009, 05:26 PM
totaly Ezio he is a bad a$$

Velvit
07-05-2009, 05:33 PM
how would ezio win stab him 1 time and he is dead pretty much

DiStUrBeD_mEtAl
07-05-2009, 05:55 PM
true but if u cut off kranos' head heel die

Velvit
07-05-2009, 07:22 PM
yea he will but how will ezio reach him his bladesare tied to chains or something so he would hit ezio quik kratos kills gods ezio doesnt

EmperorxZurg
07-05-2009, 07:29 PM
Ezio can headshot him with his knife-gun

Account_Deleted
07-05-2009, 08:39 PM
alright next fighter
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/34.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

http://crossfitasia.com/ChuckNorris.jpg

EmperorxZurg
07-05-2009, 08:52 PM
Ezio dresses up as Chuck N. and while Chuck is admiring himself in the mirror{Ezio} Ezio jumps out of the mirror and assassinates him

DiStUrBeD_mEtAl
07-05-2009, 09:59 PM
but chuck norris can move so fast he jumps behind ezio and kills him with his fists

EmperorxZurg
07-05-2009, 10:21 PM
But Ezio does a super dodge and quickly shanks chuck

Account_Deleted
07-05-2009, 10:37 PM
http://www.starstore.com/acatalog/Jason-Voorhees-VI-2.jpg
ahae he's turn :wink:

DiStUrBeD_mEtAl
07-05-2009, 10:44 PM
altair uses throwing knives to hit jason in the face then while hes blind altair runs up and stabs him with the hidden blade

Account_Deleted
07-05-2009, 10:50 PM
http://z.hubpages.com/u/785972_f520.jpg

EmperorxZurg
07-06-2009, 12:14 AM
Ezio prays to God for help and God smacks it into oblivion

Account_Deleted
07-06-2009, 02:17 AM
it is god...
or so people say http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

EmperorxZurg
07-06-2009, 04:45 AM
O well then... Ezio accidental travels into the future with Animus and bleeds in to Desmond so Desmond thinks he's Ezio then Desmond escapes, takes a space shuttle to the moon and thereby starts planning his big mouth destroyer cannon

Stormpen
07-06-2009, 05:36 AM
Then the Death of the Discworld says:
SORRY, YOU'RE DEAD,

and ezio says

"Damn".

Account_Deleted
07-06-2009, 06:48 AM
i don't like these guys so much so
have fun http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif



http://images.theage.com.au/ftage/ffximage/2009/02/17/Short_Stack___SMH_pic_wideweb__470x313,0.jpg

EmperorxZurg
07-06-2009, 11:03 AM
Ezio just stares intensely at them and then they spontaneously combust

DiStUrBeD_mEtAl
07-06-2009, 11:24 AM
but they sidestep and jump ezio and kick him to death

EmperorxZurg
07-06-2009, 11:32 AM
But ezio dodges, and double stabs two of them in the face. Then uses a smoke bomb to confuse the other while Ezio stabs him like in the CGI trailer

DiStUrBeD_mEtAl
07-06-2009, 01:04 PM
u win this round

EmperorxZurg
07-06-2009, 01:51 PM
As I shall always, bring in the next fighter!

NoxieDC
07-06-2009, 02:57 PM
A wild Dante appears!
http://www.hiphopgamershow.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/899744-screen009_super.jpg

EmperorxZurg
07-06-2009, 04:25 PM
ooo Dante from the Inferno. Dante's so used to hell Ezio justs stands back as Dante goes crazy from what he's seen there

nightpriestess
07-08-2009, 10:32 PM
Ezio just stares intensely at them and then they spontaneously combust

That made me ROFL!

What about the Angelus? aka the light of the universe aka half of all the universe

http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/9421/angelusheritagebynebezi.jpg
Image is of it's various hosts over history BTW.

EmperorxZurg
07-08-2009, 10:34 PM
Once again Ezio prays to God and Ezio is granted super powers enabling him to have a hidden blade twice the size of him! Plus it's electrified and he stabs her in the chest which will hurt double cause it's a girl

nightpriestess
07-08-2009, 10:38 PM
Originally posted by d1sturbedme_468:
Once again Ezio prays to God and Ezio is granted super powers enabling him to have a hidden blade twice the size of him! Plus it's electrified and he stabs her in the chest which will hurt double cause it's a girl

LOL LOL LOL! Awesome reply but there's a catch! Every time she dies, she just finds a new hosts ala phoenix. (Plus if she dies permanently, her opposite, the Darkness will take over the universe. There's a balance that must be had XD)



Ok I'll shut up now, I'm going nerdy on you haha

Account_Deleted
07-08-2009, 10:40 PM
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif
http://www.welcometothepond.com/American%20Symbols%20WebQuest/uncle-sam.jpg

EmperorxZurg
07-08-2009, 10:40 PM
hmmmm, it's a challenge but... Ezio becomes the new host somehow and takes her job still makin him win.
PS I cant see ur pic Account_Deleted, stupid comp

nightpriestess
07-08-2009, 10:43 PM
Originally posted by d1sturbedme_468:
hmmmm, it's a challenge but... Ezio becomes the new host somehow and takes her job still makin him win

That'd actually be quite awesome! However one of two things might happen:

The Angelus rejects this host because Ezio might be too strong willed (The Angelus usually completely consumes it's host and controls them completely).

or

He lets it completely consume him.

/nerd

ETA: ZOMG! This would be PERFECT TOO! Angelus, bird like thing? Ezio=eagle. WIN!

EmperorxZurg
07-08-2009, 10:50 PM
That would be insane if they put that put in but Plz don't its just a passing fancy rite now, and I see it now Account, While he says I want you Ezio just says "To Hell with this and just stabs him"

nightpriestess
07-08-2009, 10:56 PM
Originally posted by d1sturbedme_468:
That would be insane if they put that put in but Plz don't its just a passing fancy rite now, and I see it now Account, While he says I want you Ezio just says "To Hell with this and just stabs him"

Ezio is the new Chuck Norris isn't he? lol and yeah it's cool to think about but no, it just would be too fantasyish for the games. Maybe if they decided to do a comic series for the game (and Top Cow picked it up, they're the ones who own the Angelus) and obviously it wouldn't be canon to the game then. Or even just as a fanfic. ANYWAYS

http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/2858/20726806810f0c11606eo.jpg
What about the best assassin in (the Marvel) world? She's already died and came back (twice), she's too tough to die, WHAT DOES EZIO HAVE TO SAY ABOUT THAT!?

EmperorxZurg
07-08-2009, 10:59 PM
He uses his Italian charm to seduce her then stab her when she least suspects it, afterwards he burns the body so she cant come back

nightpriestess
07-08-2009, 11:02 PM
Originally posted by d1sturbedme_468:
He uses his Italian charm to seduce her then stab her when she least suspects it, afterwards he burns the body so she cant come back

http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/9093/2072680177e99e370b93o.jpg

Elektra begs to differ. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

EmperorxZurg
07-08-2009, 11:06 PM
Ezio also bought some thieves to help him fight and they hide in the shadows and start throwing super ninja knives wen she gets too close to winning

nightpriestess
07-08-2009, 11:11 PM
Originally posted by d1sturbedme_468:
Ezio also bought some thieves to help him fight and they hide in the shadows and start throwing super ninja knives wen she gets too close to winning

http://img44.imageshack.us/img44/580/91553075.jpg

Sucks for Ezio then, Elektra is the leader of those thieves, they're actually ninjas http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

EmperorxZurg
07-08-2009, 11:13 PM
But mine are from the future and dont give a d**n about her

nightpriestess
07-08-2009, 11:16 PM
Originally posted by d1sturbedme_468:
But mine are from the future and dont give a d**n about her

She is from the future http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif Ezio is from the past so they wouln't give a **** about him. Plus those ninjas belong to the Hand(which she leads) which was formed waaaay back in the day during the Crusades.(Because they didn't like those pesky foreigner Europeans coming to their land and taking their stuff) http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif Elektra FTW


/fangirling

EmperorxZurg
07-08-2009, 11:19 PM
They would care about his money http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif Plus These are ItALIAN ninja-thieves

nightpriestess
07-08-2009, 11:22 PM
Originally posted by d1sturbedme_468:
They would care about his money http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif Plus These are ItALIAN ninjs-thieves

Lulz but she's Greek and still the leader. And if they did turn on her, she could slice through all of them like butter. LULZ

EmperorxZurg
07-08-2009, 11:23 PM
Ur making this hard. I like the challenge! Ezio decides to just shoot her in the head

nightpriestess
07-09-2009, 02:07 AM
Originally posted by d1sturbedme_468:
Ur making this hard. I like the challenge! Ezio decides to just shoot her in the head

PHHH you know how many people have tried shooting her? You know how many professional killers have tried shooting her? OK OK a few HAVE hit her but she's survived them easily. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif Only ONE person is seriously her rival, no wait, two: Bullseye and Daredevil. Plus, the guns from back then had TERRIBLE aiming.

Oh yeah, and she's caught bullets with her hands lol (and deflected them with her sais)

EmperorxZurg
07-09-2009, 10:13 AM
Dang it, then Ezio calls the whole assassin brotherhood and they all gang up on her, assassins vs. ninjas

Stormpen
07-09-2009, 10:15 AM
Ho,ho, but then she calls oupon the death of the Discworld, who goes:

SORRY BOYS, TIME'S UP.

Assassin's: Oh Damn.

Ninjas: Who the hell is he?

DEATH: I AM INSULTED.

EmperorxZurg
07-09-2009, 10:19 AM
lol the assassins sulk bak to their rooms but the ninjas try and fight. they r destroyed

Stormpen
07-09-2009, 10:20 AM
Then they rise from the dead, and assassin-fy the Assassins. =P

EmperorxZurg
07-09-2009, 10:30 AM
but they use their eagle vision to identify them and are able to get away, then while the ninja-zombies are confused Ezio and his pals call in an air strike from the future. Ya they can do that

Serenity9066
07-09-2009, 11:22 AM
Originally posted by d1sturbedme_468:
but they use their eagle vision to identify them and are able to get away, then while the ninja-zombies are confused Ezio and his pals call in an air strike from the future. Ya they can do that

Nice. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

EmperorxZurg
07-09-2009, 01:37 PM
Bring in the next fighter. Ezio is hungry

Stormpen
07-10-2009, 09:45 PM
OK. His name is DEATH, and he is the Beginning and the end. (for Ezio)

This his him:

http://www.booksillustrated.com/UserFiles/Image/illustrators/Paul%20Kidby/I846e.jpg

WEAPONS:

Scythe
sWORD, THAT CUTS THROUGH anything! It seperates syllables from consonants, and splits flames in half!

SO BRING IT ON!!!

Account_Deleted
07-10-2009, 10:02 PM
Ezio will let death approch him, just the momment death is about to touch him to send him off he shoots he's gun into deaths head,
therefore now Ezio is the new Grim Reaper ^^

EmperorxZurg
07-10-2009, 10:03 PM
using his inter-dimensional powers, Ezio calls upon the parrallel universe death to infuse him with his power, who is the death of deaths and murders him

Account_Deleted
07-10-2009, 10:17 PM
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3571/3392042820_a0c5921f6b.jpg

EmperorxZurg
07-10-2009, 10:22 PM
Giant robot huh? Ezio climbs it and it starts punching itself until it's destroyed since Ezio is too quick for climbin around it

Account_Deleted
07-11-2009, 12:26 AM
it's liberty prime. it'll blast him with he's plasma before he could even get on top of a building

EmperorxZurg
07-11-2009, 12:34 AM
then ezio finds the remote for him and pushes the off button lol

Account_Deleted
07-11-2009, 12:36 AM
The only off button is by killing it.. not centrel controls.
wlel as it's known..

EmperorxZurg
07-11-2009, 12:44 AM
then Ezio finds an emp bomb and disables the robot w it

Account_Deleted
07-11-2009, 01:08 AM
ahh you win.. pick a new challanger

EmperorxZurg
07-11-2009, 01:15 AM
Aha! who shall be Ezio's next victim?

Stormpen
07-11-2009, 05:11 AM
It's him, since I DIDN'T get to make War...

http://www.booksillustrated.com/UserFiles/Image/illustrators/Paul%20Kidby/I846e.jpg

Death comes up to Ezio, Says: I'M AFRAID YOU ARE THE VICTIM....

Then he swings his scythe and banishes him into the DUNGEON DIMENSIONS!!!!

Stormpen
07-11-2009, 09:48 AM
Hey, d1sturbedme_468,

Can u pretend that I won?? Coz I won't be on the forums until August 3rd, and no one else can win this war 4 me.

If u do: http://media.ubi.com/us/forum_images/gf-glomp.gif http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/inlove.gif

I f u
don't: http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-mad.gif http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_mad.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/compsmash.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/crackwhip.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/bigtears.gif

EmperorxZurg
07-11-2009, 10:02 AM
Fine, Death killed Ezio from behind. {but he is revived for the next challenger}

Stormpen
07-11-2009, 10:45 AM
^ http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Good luck Ezio....ur gonna need it, I guess.

SharkMRX
07-14-2009, 05:06 AM
Next contender Lucky luke
http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/77/218914-105355-lucky-luke_large.jpg

obliviondoll
07-14-2009, 06:01 AM
Alex Mercer

http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/2891/1062607-prototype_164_super.jpg

drfeelgood8849
07-14-2009, 06:44 AM
lucky luke would win because he's a badass. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

there's no doubt whatsoever that alex mercer would win. he's a super human who pretty much can't die. ezio is an ordinary man.
------------------------------------------


Originally posted by d1sturbedme_468:
Ezio dresses up as Chuck N. and while Chuck is admiring himself in the mirror{Ezio} Ezio jumps out of the mirror and assassinates him

too late chuck norris's reflection would have already killed him. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif

EmperorxZurg
07-14-2009, 09:33 AM
NO Ezio CAN beta him!!! while Alex is busy taking revenge on the gov't and infected, Ezio sneaks {spoiler if u haven't finished [prototype]} upon the ship and detonates the bomb over new york which is the one thing that could kill Alex in one burst http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

Danvish
07-14-2009, 11:44 AM
YOU WANT A BATTLE? I'LL GIVE YOU NUCELER WAR!

How can Ezio deals with the guy that started 2 and half wars and finished none? muhahahah.
[/IMG]http://www.funfacts.com.au/images/george-w-bush.jpg

EmperorxZurg
07-14-2009, 11:50 AM
he ralls up everyone in the country who doesn't like him{the whole country}, goes to him and riots hims outside, now being the big **** he is, he'll leave his secret service and go outside. Then While he is busy adressing the crowd, Ezio will sneak up and do a super assassination in front everyone, then he books it back to Italy

Danvish
07-14-2009, 12:17 PM
Originally posted by d1sturbedme_468:
he ralls up everyone in the country who doesn't like him{the whole country}, goes to him and riots hims outside, now being the big **** he is, he'll leave his secret service and go outside. Then While he is busy adressing the crowd, Ezio will sneak up and do a super assassination in front everyone, then he books it back to Italy

But just before he dies, Bush will call Condi, and she'll open up a can of 'woopass on Ezio!

EmperorxZurg
07-14-2009, 01:39 PM
lol but by then Ezio will have blended into the crowd and they'll never find him

Danvish
07-14-2009, 02:09 PM
So you admit Ezio can't handle Condi and he'll run away?

EmperorxZurg
07-14-2009, 02:12 PM
no he just doesn't feel like fighting, like in AC1 after u assassinate a main target, u don't always stay and fight the rest of his guards

Danvish
07-15-2009, 01:04 AM
Originally posted by d1sturbedme_468:
no he just doesn't feel like fighting, like in AC1 after u assassinate a main target, u don't always stay and fight the rest of his guards

But Condi will use all the state deparment personel in order to find ezio, and when they find him, she'll come herself and open up an can of 'woopass on him!

EmperorxZurg
07-15-2009, 09:32 AM
no cause they will burn down the city tryin to find him but they'll never search the conveniantly placed haystack cart

sm312
07-15-2009, 10:11 PM
Cole McGrath http://ps3media.ign.com/ps3/im...0090320084249178.jpg (http://ps3media.ign.com/ps3/image/article/964/964823/infamous-20090320084249178.jpg)

Sory cant give you straight up pic I'm on my PS3

EmperorxZurg
07-15-2009, 10:24 PM
lol this will be fun. While Cole is busy looking badass and murderin folk, Ezio blends into the crowd, then when Cole is unaware on the account of all the fun he's having Ezio strikes

Danvish
07-16-2009, 09:53 AM
Ok... new contender... Patrice Désilets'!

A sexy French-Canadian, he's the guy who invented Ezio, and therefor can easily kill him!

muhahahahahah

EmperorxZurg
07-16-2009, 09:57 AM
Ezio has wiped his memory with his awesome assassin powers, rendering patrice as smart as a newborn, making it child's play to destroy him

Danvish
07-16-2009, 10:01 AM
Originally posted by d1sturbedme_468:
Ezio has wiped his memory with his awesome assassin powers, rendering patrice as smart as a newborn, making it child's play to destroy him

But that means Ezio can say bye bye to be back again in AC3 http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif and we could go kill ourselves because there won't be an AC3 http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_frown.gif

EmperorxZurg
07-16-2009, 10:04 AM
He doesn't need Patrice for AC3, he makes it himself with his awesomeness

Danvish
07-16-2009, 10:05 AM
Originally posted by d1sturbedme_468:
He doesn't need Patrice for AC3, he makes it himself with his awesomeness

Man... I want to be Ezio!

EmperorxZurg
07-16-2009, 10:06 AM
lol he is better than Chuck now

Xanatos2007
07-16-2009, 10:26 AM
What do you mean now? Ezio's always been better.

EmperorxZurg
07-16-2009, 10:28 AM
lol Chuck never stood a chance. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/51.gif

Danvish
07-16-2009, 10:28 AM
Originally posted by d1sturbedme_468:
lol he is better than Chuck now

He owns Chuck big time.

Xanatos2007
07-16-2009, 10:33 AM
Chuck was so scared of Ezio that he jumped 500(give or take a few) years into the future to escape him. And now ACII is coming out, Chuck has nowhere to hide!

Danvish
07-16-2009, 10:35 AM
Originally posted by Xanatos2007:
Chuck was so scared of Ezio that he jumped 500(give or take a few) years into the future to escape him. And now ACII is coming out, Chuck has nowhere to hide!

And Chuck will probably join the Brotherhood in ACIII to make sure he won't fight Ezio.

Xanatos2007
07-16-2009, 11:00 AM
I would laugh so hard if Chuck was in the final boss fight in ACII/III, (like Al Mualim in AC1, you'd be dodging roundhouse kicks).

Speaking of which, this is probably a bit late, an easy way to keep Al Mualim at bay while your synch regenerates is to throw knives at him. They don't do any damage, but they keep him back long enough for you to regain your strength.

Danvish
07-16-2009, 12:13 PM
Originally posted by Xanatos2007:
I would laugh so hard if Chuck was in the final boss fight in ACII/III, (like Al Mualim in AC1, you'd be dodging roundhouse kicks).

Speaking of which, this is probably a bit late, an easy way to keep Al Mualim at bay while your synch regenerates is to throw knives at him. They don't do any damage, but they keep him back long enough for you to regain your strength.

You couldn't say that a year ago now could you? I spent 25 minutes on him before I finally beat him the first time. (The last time, it took me 3 minutes).

Xanatos2007
07-16-2009, 12:21 PM
I couldn't say it a year ago because I wasn't logged on a year ago. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

It's easier now; hidden blade counter-attack, finishing stab.

EmperorxZurg
07-16-2009, 12:23 PM
lol, anyone got somebody else for Ezio to cream?

Danvish
07-16-2009, 12:23 PM
Originally posted by Xanatos2007:
I couldn't say it a year ago because I wasn't logged on a year ago. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

It's easier now; hidden blade counter-attack, finishing stab.

Damn good point... http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_redface.gif

Xanatos2007
07-16-2009, 12:41 PM
Originally posted by d1sturbedme_468:
lol, anyone got somebody else for Ezio to cream?

Yeah, Ezio's reflection. It's so dense and lethal it practically counts as a second person. Who would win though?

EmperorxZurg
07-16-2009, 01:39 PM
well either way Ezio wins, but the original would cause Ezio would trap it in the mirror and then kill it at his pleasure

Xanatos2007
07-16-2009, 01:43 PM
Just kidding, Ezio has no reflection. His awesomeness cannot be duplicated.

Now, how about Ezio vs. Hitler? (it's obvious, but let's see what we can come up with)

Danvish
07-16-2009, 01:46 PM
Originally posted by Xanatos2007:
Just kidding, Ezio has no reflection. His awesomeness cannot be duplicated.

Now, how about Ezio vs. Hitler? (it's obvious, but let's see what we can come up with)

Erm... as I'm Jewish: Ezio will kill his way through the S.S and the entire German army straight to the bunker of Hitler, then he'll rip the doors, get inside, prevent Hitler from suicide, and will kill him nice and slowly... real slow... and painful...

etseiotheasasen
07-16-2009, 01:50 PM
ezio is the fampirs! LOL! so how dose u do the kils.

Danvish
07-16-2009, 01:57 PM
Originally posted by etseiotheasasen:
ezio is the fampirs! LOL! so how dose u do the kils.

What the heck did you mean? O.o

EmperorxZurg
07-16-2009, 02:05 PM
Originally posted by Danvish:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Xanatos2007:
Just kidding, Ezio has no reflection. His awesomeness cannot be duplicated.

Now, how about Ezio vs. Hitler? (it's obvious, but let's see what we can come up with)

Erm... as I'm Jewish: Ezio will kill his way through the S.S and the entire German army straight to the bunker of Hitler, then he'll rip the doors, get inside, prevent Hitler from suicide, and will kill him nice and slowly... real slow... and painful... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>
and he does it inn public, forcing all the nazis to watch as little poo-stache gets tormented

obliviondoll
07-17-2009, 02:11 AM
Originally posted by Danvish:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Xanatos2007:
I would laugh so hard if Chuck was in the final boss fight in ACII/III, (like Al Mualim in AC1, you'd be dodging roundhouse kicks).

Speaking of which, this is probably a bit late, an easy way to keep Al Mualim at bay while your synch regenerates is to throw knives at him. They don't do any damage, but they keep him back long enough for you to regain your strength.

You couldn't say that a year ago now could you? I spent 25 minutes on him before I finally beat him the first time. (The last time, it took me 3 minutes). </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I said it a year ago, and I wasn't the only one.

And Chuck Norris was already consumed by Alex Mercer to produce Chuck Mercer (who later was defeated by Ezio - Page 5 I think...)

Next challenger....

Starkiller
http://loot-ninja.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/force3.jpg

Danvish
07-17-2009, 03:57 AM
Originally posted by obliviondoll:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Danvish:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by Xanatos2007:
I would laugh so hard if Chuck was in the final boss fight in ACII/III, (like Al Mualim in AC1, you'd be dodging roundhouse kicks).

Speaking of which, this is probably a bit late, an easy way to keep Al Mualim at bay while your synch regenerates is to throw knives at him. They don't do any damage, but they keep him back long enough for you to regain your strength.

You couldn't say that a year ago now could you? I spent 25 minutes on him before I finally beat him the first time. (The last time, it took me 3 minutes). </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

I said it a year ago, and I wasn't the only one.

And Chuck Norris was already consumed by Alex Mercer to produce Chuck Mercer (who later was defeated by Ezio - Page 5 I think...)

Next challenger....

Starkiller
http://loot-ninja.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/force3.jpg </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

True, but then again, I wasn't here a year ago http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

EmperorxZurg
07-17-2009, 04:30 AM
Ezio disables the lightsaber by befriending some jedi to use the force to keep the blade from coming up, then another jedi force grapples him and holds him in the air while Ezio strides up and promptly stabs him in the brain 5 times, yes 5

Stormpen
07-17-2009, 04:33 AM
What you don't know is, It takes 7 attacks to kill this guy, who shoves the lightsaber into Ezios chest.

Danvish
07-17-2009, 09:11 AM
Also, what about....
JOHN CENAhttp://www.thegreatindiankhali.com/john-cena/images/john_cena.jpg

YOU CAN'T SEE HIM, HIS TIME IS NOW.

EmperorxZurg
07-17-2009, 09:37 AM
Ezio just shoots him in the head from far away, he's only a wrestler, and for starkiller, the other two jedi who helped imprison him also stab him making it seven for starkiller to die http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

Danvish
07-17-2009, 03:03 PM
Originally posted by d1sturbedme_468:
Ezio just shoots him in the head from far away, he's only a wrestler.. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

That's the best you could come up with?...

EmperorxZurg
07-17-2009, 03:20 PM
fine, while John is admiring his muscles, Ezio sets up a labryinth around him, trapping him like the labryinth of minos, and while John is trying to bash his way out, Ezio secretly follows him until John is too tired from bashing the walls to fight back, then Ezio goes and starts beating the living hell out of him with every weapon Ezio has

Danvish
07-17-2009, 03:25 PM
Originally posted by d1sturbedme_468:
fine, while John is admiring his muscles, Ezio sets up a labryinth around him, trapping him like the labryinth of minos, and while John is trying to bash his way out, Ezio secretly follows him until John is too tired from bashing the walls to fight back, then Ezio goes and starts beating the living hell out of him with every weapon Ezio has

All hail Ezio! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/11.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/11.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/11.gif
*Builds a shrine to Ezio"

Stormpen
07-18-2009, 07:05 AM
and for starkiller, the other two jedi who helped imprison him also stab him making it seven for starkiller to die

Moron.....


All hail Ezio!
*Builds a shrine to Ezio"

Wannabe.....


Sorry Danvish and d1sturbedme_486, I just drank 3 cups of coffee http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif and I'm feeling EVIL..... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/icon_twisted.gif and my mother's bugging me to STUDY http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/bigtears.gif

Danvish
07-18-2009, 08:45 AM
Fine... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

Let me grab few beers and I'll be up to the task!

EmperorxZurg
07-18-2009, 11:23 AM
Originally posted by Stormpen:
[QUOTE]and for starkiller, the other two jedi who helped imprison him also stab him making it seven for starkiller to die

Moron.....
Well did u think they were goning to just stand there and say, "cmon! keep hittin him! That's the stuff!" no they take action, just not as good as Ezio http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif

obliviondoll
07-18-2009, 07:45 PM
http://static.open.salon.com/files/dirk_benedict_galactica_starbuck1232165192.jpg
Starbuck FTW?

EmperorxZurg
07-18-2009, 08:08 PM
While Mr. Cigar-smoker is busy posing for this portrait, Ezio plants super poison in his cigar and the next time he smokes it, he dies

Xanatos2007
07-18-2009, 11:51 PM
The Assassins didn't use poison. Ezio breaks through the background and assassinates him.

EmperorxZurg
07-19-2009, 12:05 AM
It was before he becomes an assassin. He just hates this dude. But urs works too