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ARCHIE_CALVERT
03-03-2006, 03:40 PM
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What would he choose and why‚‚ā¨¬¶ http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

Steady now... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

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Airmail109
03-03-2006, 03:41 PM
Tempest........or possibly the Stuka...Marseille flew a 109 does that count?

Chuck_Older
03-03-2006, 03:47 PM
Theology tells us that God would not participate directly in warfare, propaganda tells us that God is always on Our side, and common sense tells us that God doesn't need an aircraft to fly http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

ARCHIE_CALVERT
03-03-2006, 03:53 PM
Originally posted by Aimail101:
Tempest........or possibly the Stuka...Marseille flew a 109 does that count?

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Treetop64
03-03-2006, 03:59 PM
God, that's easy (get it? "God, that's easy"? HA HA HA!! I crack myself up!!) http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

P-38 Lightning! Beautiful and graceful. Climbs into Heaven faster than anything else of it's time - with the possible exception of the DoDo Bird. And only gods can handle lightning!

ARCHIE_CALVERT
03-03-2006, 04:00 PM
Originally posted by Chuck_Older:
Theology tells us that God would not participate directly in warfare, propaganda tells us that God is always on Our side, and common sense tells us that God doesn't need an aircraft to fly http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

That sounds very like a line from a StarTrek film... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

I think God would forgive you in this instance to do a bit of Christian theorizing as to Gods choice of War bird... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

LStarosta
03-03-2006, 04:04 PM
P.11

Viper_42
03-03-2006, 04:10 PM
He would most definately fight in a stuka with Moses tailgunning.

BaldieJr
03-03-2006, 04:10 PM
i wonder if he'd have a plastic mary

elphifou
03-03-2006, 04:11 PM
uh ? is this another riddle ? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/bigtears.gif

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ARCHIE_CALVERT
03-03-2006, 04:19 PM
Originally posted by BaldieJr:
i wonder if he'd have a plastic mary

Or a St Christopher... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif No I think God would have a sence of humour and have a Skull and cross bones on a ring... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif He would have Death as his Wingman though... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif After all, why take chances... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

danjama
03-03-2006, 04:24 PM
I fly all different planes, but mostly BF109G10/FW190A4, also P47 and SpitMk8 for allied

ARCHIE_CALVERT
03-03-2006, 04:27 PM
Originally posted by danjama:
I fly all different planes, but mostly BF109G10/FW190A4, also P47 and SpitMk8 for allied

Are you saying... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif Your the... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif One and true, Amon Ra... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

SeaFireLIV
03-03-2006, 04:32 PM
He wouldn`t. He`d stay out of it and sort it all out later.

Dash_C.
03-03-2006, 04:33 PM
All planes created by the hands of men are n00bish before God. He would make his own plane. And it would be uber.

ARCHIE_CALVERT
03-03-2006, 04:36 PM
Originally posted by Dash_C.:
All planes created by the hands of men are n00bish before God. He would make his own plane. And it would be uber.

By that you must mean British... Old Boy http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

Skycat_2
03-03-2006, 05:34 PM
God would send Chuck Norris back to 1939 and then there would be no need for WWII fighters because Chuck would prevent the war.

georgeo76
03-03-2006, 05:35 PM
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LEXX_Luthor
03-03-2006, 05:41 PM
Dash::
All planes created by the hands of men are n00bish before God. He would make his own plane. And it would be uber.
And then God sent His plane down over the terrain maps, and there was much Whining.

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jarink
03-03-2006, 05:44 PM
Be sure, no matter what plane He would fly, it would be in Wonder Woman view. It would never overheat, either.
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MercilessFatBoy
03-03-2006, 05:58 PM
I heard God was shoot down on his first sortie bY Luffwafe pilot Obrest Leutenant Lucifertoft

Longpo
03-03-2006, 06:04 PM
Originally posted by Treetop64:
God, that's easy (get it? "God, that's easy"? HA HA HA!! I crack myself up!!) http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

P-38 Lightning! Beautiful and graceful. Climbs into Heaven faster than anything else of it's time - with the possible exception of the DoDo Bird. And only gods can handle lightning!

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Listen to the man... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

M2morris
03-03-2006, 06:31 PM
B-52, yep with nukes, alot of em. Also F-86s, F106s and F-16s, Tomcats, Hornets, with a mixture of WW2 planes like: P-51, P-38, etc and later ones like the B-58 Hustler. He would just use them all taking them from any point in time and letting them join up. Then he would say: Oh wow this is cool, anyone wanna start some ****?

T_O_A_D
03-03-2006, 06:49 PM
Well I would venture to say the B-29. It had the capability to drop "God like" power down from the heavens, aswell as remote control capabilties to defend its self. As if he would need it anyway. Plus it was big enough to carry all the disiples comfortably wiht him too. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

bolillo_loco
03-04-2006, 01:27 AM
I don't know what he would fly, but I can tell you that God drove a Mopar. He drove somebody out in a Fury.

general_kalle
03-04-2006, 02:48 AM
god would show his supremacy in a Fiat G50 loool
of curse not he would fly a Komet or mybe a B1

Pig_Mac
03-04-2006, 02:53 AM
Originally posted by LEXX_Luthor:
Dash:: <BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">All planes created by the hands of men are n00bish before God. He would make his own plane. And it would be uber.
And then God sent His plane down over the terrain maps, and there was much Whining.

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I guess we have a winner http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

BSS_CUDA
03-04-2006, 02:54 AM
God would fly a Brewster and whip all your rears, proving once and for all that its not the plane its the Pilot http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/metal.gif

Walrus-
03-04-2006, 11:37 AM
La-7 Bx320. Be sure.

SeaNorris
03-04-2006, 12:58 PM
IL-2 was made by God.

God flies IL-2.

Monty_Thrud
03-04-2006, 01:19 PM
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gifGod would make all aircraft equal..just so teh Luftwhiners would STFU http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/crackwhip.gif...hehe...only joking...or am i http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/winky.gif

SnapdLikeAMutha
03-04-2006, 01:20 PM
He would fly them all. Simultaneously.

ReligiousZealot
03-04-2006, 03:20 PM
Originally posted by jarink:
Be sure, no matter what plane He would fly, it would be in Wonder Woman view. It would never overheat, either.
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So you mean God is the AI? I say God is modeled wrong! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/mockface.gif

julien673
03-04-2006, 03:41 PM
He162

Beauthifull little angel http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/halo.gif

Bf109

Well.. german engine ..arfff http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/heart.gif


P40

well... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/heart.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/heart.gif

Sergio_101
03-04-2006, 05:15 PM
If there was a God WWII would not have happened.
Moot point.

But he/she would never have flown an AXIS plane.
Can't see how a God would have flown
for mass murderers.

Sergio

ARCHIE_CALVERT
03-04-2006, 05:15 PM
Oh i've just got to say this... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

If God flew a WW II Fighter, what would he fly... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

I'm afraid that would be a ecumenical matter... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif

Father Ted, you are sadly missed.