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major_setback
05-22-2007, 09:01 AM
Try to find a suitable caption for the picture. Any funny line willl do, just try and put some sort of a spin on it.

http://www.454-459squadrons.org.au/images/Hodgson%20T/Tom%20on%20front%20of%20plane.jpg
http://www.454-459squadrons.org.au/images/Hodgson%20T/T...ont%20of%20plane.jpg (http://www.454-459squadrons.org.au/images/Hodgson%20T/Tom%20on%20front%20of%20plane.jpg)

There are some nice big aircraft pictures on the site, but they will only show if you copy the name of the smaller pictures (right click on the picture, then on properties, copy the URL adress) into your google browser (if you have google toolbar), and then click 'go' [EDIT: ooops, you can just click on the multi-media link on the first page too http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif]:
http://www.454-459squadrons.org.au/History.htm

examples:
http://www.454-459squadrons.org.au/images/Martin%20T/Might%20Use/Scan0060.jpg
http://www.454-459squadrons.org.au/images/Planes/Hudson...er%20the%20delta.jpg (http://www.454-459squadrons.org.au/images/Planes/Hudson/Hudsons%20over%20the%20delta.jpg)

AKA_TAGERT
05-22-2007, 09:06 AM
contact

tjaika1910
05-22-2007, 09:09 AM
Are you ready for a spin?

MEGILE
05-22-2007, 09:14 AM
"I knew I swallowed the toy from the Lucky Charms box!!!"

horseback
05-22-2007, 09:26 AM
You bullriders think you're so damned tough...

cheers

horseback

ploughman
05-22-2007, 09:33 AM
"Dear Dad,
I'm being returned to flight duty just as soon as I've had this growth removed from me ar5e."

rnzoli
05-22-2007, 09:36 AM
"I think this wonder glue will hold me in position up to 2400 RPM. Now, let's see... start the engine!"

Superluminal_8
05-22-2007, 09:55 AM
The least wanted crew position,flight engineer.

DooDaH2007
05-22-2007, 09:57 AM
First experiments in manual prop pitch introduced some rather ethical problems...

LEXX_Luthor
05-22-2007, 09:58 AM
In the tragic, bizzare, and almost Canadian~esque Aussie experiments with in-flight mechanic crew positions, the Aussom mechs often got the shaft.

EiZ0N
05-22-2007, 09:59 AM
Originally posted by DooDaH2007:
First experiments in manual prop pitch introduced some rather ethical problems...
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif
Can't see that getting beat

Dance
05-22-2007, 10:04 AM
Aw come on, this isn't my real bar mitsvah, is it?

major_setback
05-22-2007, 10:26 AM
Originally posted by DooDaH2007:
First experiments in manual prop pitch introduced some rather ethical problems...
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

Breeze147
05-22-2007, 10:35 AM
After 4 years on Guadalcanal, Jake's pud and ego grew exponentially.

willyvic
05-22-2007, 11:13 AM
Originally posted by DooDaH2007:
First experiments in manual prop pitch introduced some rather ethical problems...

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/11.gif

WV

Divine-Wind
05-22-2007, 11:34 AM
Size matters not. Only diameter.

Engadin
05-22-2007, 01:21 PM
"Who is boiling eggs around??!!"

Matt812931993
05-22-2007, 01:43 PM
"it doesn't look too big does it?"

Waldo.Pepper
05-22-2007, 03:30 PM
I thought that the joke had a 12 inch pianist in there somewhere.

DooDaH2007
05-22-2007, 03:31 PM
Originally posted by Matt812931993:
"i don't know what we'll be fighting with in ww3 but,in ww4 we'll be fighting with sticks and stones"-winston churchill

"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones."

This quote is from Albert Einstein...

"
I like quoting Einstein. Know why? Because nobody dares contradict you, except maybe raaaid.
"

GBrutus
05-22-2007, 03:38 PM
Originally posted by Ploughman:
"Dear Dad,
I'm being returned to flight duty just as soon as I've had this growth removed from me ar5e."

http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/clap.gif

major_setback
05-22-2007, 04:07 PM
'They told me I'd be put on rotation...'

DuxCorvan
05-22-2007, 04:19 PM
"This Spanish pilot tried and managed to stop one of the engines of this bomber with his scrotch, shortly after bailing out, forcing an astonished crew to land behind enemy lines. Strange as it may seem, it is in fact a common practice among Spanish troops as a proof of manliness; those not to beat it being sent as soprano singers to Milano."

M2morris
05-22-2007, 07:18 PM
"After the young aircraft mechanic
Bill O'Reilly was unable to repair the engine he coined the phraze The no-spin zone."

BfHeFwMe
05-22-2007, 09:03 PM
Get ready on the windmill start checks, I'm about to break some wind.

Copperhead310th
05-22-2007, 09:10 PM
The pilot got mad at me when i didnt polish his shoes right. he told me to go sit & spin. Wonder why he pointed out here.......

-OR-

Ed's ego is only matched by the size of his "PROP CONE"

-OR-

"Heeere DUMBO DUMBO DUMBO! HERE DUMBO DUMBO...."

na85
05-22-2007, 10:03 PM
Is that a Merlin in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

GreyKnight1971
05-23-2007, 01:18 AM
Airforce statment...

"Due to an over-abundance of new recruits and a lack of spares, all squadrons are now allowed to use new recruits as propeller hub locking pins."

Divine-Wind
05-23-2007, 11:31 AM
Originally posted by DuxCorvan:
"This Spanish pilot tried and managed to stop one of the engines of this bomber with his scrotch, shortly after bailing out, forcing an astonished crew to land behind enemy lines. Strange as it may seem, it is in fact a common practice among Spanish troops as a proof of manliness; those not to beat it being sent as soprano singers to Milano."


Originally posted by na85:
Is that a Merlin in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Gold!

crazyivan1970
05-23-2007, 11:34 AM
Originally posted by na85:
Is that a Merlin in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

We got a winner! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/clap.gif

Dance
05-23-2007, 11:38 AM
I dunno, I lean towards the manual prop pitch http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

BOA_Allmenroder
05-23-2007, 12:30 PM
Roger never could understand the origins of the feelings of inadequacy that came over him whilst taking a shower.

Copperhead310th
05-23-2007, 07:41 PM
Dateline 1956:
Brooklyn, New York.
New York Times AP

In a bizzare move today TWA Airlines has anounced that it is emplmenting a new startagy to protect the company's ageing aircraft fleet from further mechanical damnage. Often the cause of costly engine replacemnts, impacts sustained to the engine area by large migratory birds forced the company to spend 400,000 dollors on engine parts alone. When asked how they intended to combat the problem Sr. VP of Maintenace, Mr. Joey Testoroni Simply replied "We hired Jimmy, He's that litle bastid that owes my Uncle Vitto a lot of money. so we're gonna get him to work it off." When asked how the company planed to use Jimmy Mr. Testoroni produced the following photo.
http://www.454-459squadrons.org.au/images/Hodgson%20T/Tom%20on%20front%20of%20plane.jpg
"umm yeah we're gona chain the little bastid to the propeller thingy and have him scare the birds away by flapping his skinny lil arms and hooting like a freakin Owl" the Occupational Safty & Hazzerds Asscoation (OSHA)in currently launching an investigation.

jarink
05-23-2007, 08:12 PM
Economy class seating, circa 1943.

Feathered_IV
05-23-2007, 08:57 PM
Some methods of using groundcrews to guide taxiing aircraft were less than successful....

Feathered_IV
05-24-2007, 03:38 AM
Originally posted by major_setback:
http://www.454-459squadrons.org.au/images/Hodgson%20T/Tom%20on%20front%20of%20plane.jpg


In yet another unfortunate error, a dyslexic groundcrewman misinterprets his written orders, "Go and polish all the propellor hubs."
Instead reading it as, "Gonad polish all the propellor hubs."