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mefninja
10-09-2007, 07:32 PM
ok this is a little AC game i made up right now.. someone puts altair Vs ???? and ther person who post under says who they think would win and then makes a altair vs ?? of there own.. ill start

Altair vs Solid Snake

Marrick098
10-09-2007, 07:33 PM
Altair

Altair vs Sam Fisher

spazzoo1025
10-09-2007, 07:36 PM
lmao Altair

altair vs. Darth Vader

ThePheonix1030
10-09-2007, 07:44 PM
Wow, I remember when I first started the Altair vs. Snake thread. I was such a noob, then lol Or am I still considered to be one? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

Faylinks
10-09-2007, 07:45 PM
altair vs CHUCK!!!

Marrick098
10-09-2007, 07:47 PM
Altair

Altair vs Bruce Lee

Jobo511
10-09-2007, 07:53 PM
Bruce Lee

Altair Vs. Barney

drfeelgood8849
10-09-2007, 07:53 PM
bruce lee all the way man.

altair vs jesus

Jobo511
10-09-2007, 07:56 PM
Haha i was first.

Altair http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/halo.gif

Altair vs. Barney

Marrick098
10-09-2007, 07:59 PM
Altair LOL

Altair vs Betty Boop

Jobo511
10-09-2007, 08:01 PM
That's a tough one. I say it's a tie

Altair Vs. Ozzy Ozbourne

Marrick098
10-09-2007, 08:03 PM
Ozzy, since he would bite Altairs head off

Altair vs Puff the Magic Dragon

Desiiner
10-09-2007, 08:06 PM
Altair

Altair Vs. Gorge W. Bush

papaj978
10-09-2007, 08:07 PM
Altair

Altair vs Pikachu

Marrick098
10-09-2007, 08:07 PM
Altair

Altair vs Gorge Clooney

Jobo511
10-09-2007, 08:09 PM
Altair

altair vs. My cat Griffen

papaj978
10-09-2007, 08:10 PM
George Clooney would do some sneaky danny ocean type move, so George.

Altair vs. a Khajit from Argonia

Jobo, u r a bit late...

Jobo511
10-09-2007, 08:11 PM
AAAHHH pepole keep on posting before im done editing

Marrick098
10-09-2007, 08:12 PM
Altair

Altair vs ???

Marrick098
10-09-2007, 08:12 PM
lol

Jobo511
10-09-2007, 08:14 PM
Altair

Altair vs. Ukranian squirrels on steroids

drfeelgood8849
10-09-2007, 08:15 PM
squirls

altair vs the KISS army

Jobo511
10-09-2007, 08:18 PM
the KISS people woould stab Altair with their pointy tounges.

altair vs. cartman

drfeelgood8849
10-09-2007, 08:20 PM
altair would have to respect his athoriTIE.

altair vs a ryu from ninja gaiden

papaj978
10-09-2007, 08:23 PM
ryu, duh

altair vs. tequila from "stranglehold"

Jobo511
10-09-2007, 08:24 PM
altair

Altair vs. Tim Tebow

papaj978
10-09-2007, 08:27 PM
it would be a close one but i would have to say tebow

altair vs. masterchief
^im surprised no one said that

Jobo511
10-09-2007, 08:30 PM
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/agreepost.gif(tim tebow part)

Mastercheif would pwn altair

Altair vs. that crazy guy from the office.

mefninja
10-09-2007, 08:32 PM
altair..

altair vs kratos!!!

drfeelgood8849
10-09-2007, 08:40 PM
kratos

altair vs Thor

papaj978
10-09-2007, 08:42 PM
thor cause he is the god of war and altair... he is just and assassin

altair vs. naruto

drfeelgood8849
10-09-2007, 08:47 PM
altair. naruto's a little *****

altair vs achilles

papaj978
10-09-2007, 08:48 PM
altair (whats up with u and mythical gods1?!?!?)

altair vs. alma from f.e.a.r

drfeelgood8849
10-09-2007, 08:52 PM
achilles wasnt god dude.
Because mythology freakin rules dude.
altair

altair vs a black guy.... in basketball

K_Falcon
10-09-2007, 08:55 PM
Altair

Altair vs. his master

drfeelgood8849
10-09-2007, 08:57 PM
his master

altair vs the justice league

papaj978
10-09-2007, 09:04 PM
the justice league

altair vs. ding chavez

drfeelgood8849
10-09-2007, 09:08 PM
altair

altair vs cheech and chong

Zain0
10-09-2007, 09:17 PM
Altair VS Desmond miles!

rofl dont hit me and if you dont know what im talking about.. just ignore it!

Kaxen6
10-09-2007, 09:35 PM
They'd resort to perfectly symmetrical violence!

Then Altair because he's armed...

Altair vs. Army of zombies *first think to pop into my little head*

SynvarenGT
10-09-2007, 09:37 PM
Zombies

Altair vs. Tay Zonday

papaj978
10-09-2007, 09:55 PM
altair

altair vs. nariko from heavenly sword

mefninja
10-09-2007, 10:12 PM
best sex tape ever made

altair vs mono kitty

ScytheOfGrim
10-09-2007, 11:04 PM
Mono kitty.

Altair vs. me
no, wait... ME.

Altair vs. A pixie.

Gravity1337
10-09-2007, 11:10 PM
Pixie, they would transform Altair into fairy dust, and then **** on it.

Altair vs. batman

evasion438
10-09-2007, 11:41 PM
batman aye? hmm itd be close but i think batman would win by an inch.

Altair vs. Spiderman

Gravity1337
10-09-2007, 11:50 PM
Altair, he would dress up as Mary Jane, and when spiderman tries to kiss her, hes going to stab him in his face.

Altair vs. Fredy Crugar - hope i spelled that right.

SynvarenGT
10-09-2007, 11:55 PM
Altair

Altair Vs. Hitler

Gravity1337
10-09-2007, 11:57 PM
Altair, he would use social stealth to blend in with some jews, and execute Hitler, it was no accident hitler died of drug poisening, it WAS Altair

I'm really bored =/ AND FROM NOW ON, you have to give EXPLANATIONS, why that person will win, it makes it more fun.


Altair vs. The Bull of Wall Street

borat1985
10-10-2007, 12:39 AM
the bull... Altair would go to stab it and because its metal his blade would snap and result in eyestabby

Altair VS Shaquille O'Neil

evasion438
10-10-2007, 12:42 AM
altair, he'd run around shaq really fast, (like a mouse around an elephant) and when hes behind him, parkour to the top of his head and shove a switchblade in his ear.

Altair vs Danny Green (boxer)

Phreaky_McGeek
10-10-2007, 12:52 AM
Altair. Boxing gloves vs. longsword? Hmm...

Altair vs Optimus Prime

borat1985
10-10-2007, 12:57 AM
Optimus prime would uber pwn Altair's a$$
Altair VS MR burns

Dawnfang
10-10-2007, 01:25 AM
Mr. Burns;

As soon as Altair sees Mr. Burns he would laugh and walk away, giving victory to Mr. Burns.

Next battle:

Altair VS Stewie Griffin

Place your bets!

Gravity1337
10-10-2007, 01:33 AM
Altair, he will pick up Stewie, and give him a spanking just like Louis Griffin did. he he

Altair vs Big Bad Sally (none of you know who this is he he he)

Dawnfang
10-10-2007, 01:49 AM
Probably some fat frakkled kid with braces teasing smaller children... Altair would rip her apart...

(sorry for the grammer).

Altair VS William Dafoe in The Boondock Saints (you know, where he's dressed up as a tard)

saros.exe
10-10-2007, 04:05 AM
Altair gets powned by some guy dressed like a homo

Next Round...

Altair vs Jeff the God of Cookies

SuperbPerry
10-10-2007, 06:56 AM
Altair, Allthough the God of Cupcakes would stand a chance...

Altair vs.Davy Jones?

VoN_dOoMnov
10-10-2007, 07:20 AM
Altair vs The prince

seasamstraat
10-10-2007, 07:52 AM
altair

altair vs aunt soesa

ScytheOfGrim
10-10-2007, 08:26 AM
Altair, why?
Because that was so "out there" that it doesn't even need a reason. It is exempt from the rules of the universe, let alone this forum... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

Altair vs. I-Ninja!!! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif

seasamstraat
10-10-2007, 08:29 AM
because i dont know who the prince is http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

altair vs aunt soesa

ScytheOfGrim
10-10-2007, 08:40 AM
Altair, because I have absolutely no idea where you got the prince from... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

And just ti save you the trouble... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

Altair vs. Aunto Soesa

I now officially hate myself...

seasamstraat
10-10-2007, 08:47 AM
didnt you ask me why i said that altair would win from the prince? http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_confused.gif

but of course aunt soesa would win because she is fat and when she jumps at altair he is dead

ScytheOfGrim
10-10-2007, 08:49 AM
But she would have something pointy in her... pocket... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif
I didn't ask anything about a prince... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

Anyway... Altair vs. a rabbid! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

AirRon_2K7
10-10-2007, 09:07 AM
the rabbit DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Altair vs a Warhawk

ScytheOfGrim
10-10-2007, 09:12 AM
What are you, drunk? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif
Well, duh!!!
The Warhawk!!! Just look at that TOW Missile! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/blink.gif

Altair vs. a USB


Don't ask me how!!! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_mad.gif

AirRon_2K7
10-10-2007, 09:14 AM
a USB.. as in a USB cable? and you're asking me if I'M drunk...

the USB of course, it would confuse Alty until brain damage set it, then he would run in front of a moving vehicle >.<

ScytheOfGrim
10-10-2007, 09:16 AM
Well, no, I'm not drunk.
I remembered to post what vs, what! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gifhttp://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

Altair vs. a keyboard

Kaxen6
10-10-2007, 09:30 AM
Altair... he'll... look-n-peck it to death...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v469/luciferownsme/type.gif

Altair vs... a vampire!

AirRon_2K7
10-10-2007, 09:33 AM
Altair... infact, Alty will bite the vampire to make it into an assassin http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

Altair Vs. A guy with a sniper rifle, 200 m away. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/784.gif

Jershman
10-10-2007, 10:31 AM
Sniper, but only if the Sniper is Bob Lee Swagger from "Shooter"

Altair vs. Global Warming

borat1985
10-10-2007, 10:55 AM
global warming would melt the caps and drown altair

Altair Vs Pedophile Pete. off family guy

AirRon_2K7
10-10-2007, 11:02 AM
Altair, just 'cos

Altair vs. a mouse... ^^

Gravity1337
10-10-2007, 11:26 AM
Altair, he would finnally realise the worshiping Allah says nothing about having s.e.x with a mouse, so he will orgy him to death.



ALTAIR <(VS)> GORO (Four handed monster from MORTAL COMBAT!)

tomwigley
10-10-2007, 12:10 PM
Altair, although goro was cool he was slowwwwwwww

Altair vs Byakuya from bleach

Marrick098
10-10-2007, 12:29 PM
Altair

Altair vs A Toilet

AirRon_2K7
10-10-2007, 12:35 PM
Altair, obviously...
and to tomwigley's one, since marrick didn't answer with an explanation....

Byakuya would probably win, especially with his cool sword thingy move...

Altair vs Ichigo from bleach http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif

Jobo511
10-10-2007, 02:19 PM
Altair

Altair vs. The Mythbusters

spazzoo1025
10-10-2007, 02:31 PM
Mythbusters, theyll prove he never existed http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Altair vs. Mr. Potato Head

mefninja
10-10-2007, 04:30 PM
altair would turn him into french fries

altair vs kratos

Marrick098
10-10-2007, 05:23 PM
Tie

Altair vs http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/784.gifSATAN

Gravity1337
10-10-2007, 05:30 PM
Altair, he would be immune to Satan's power, because Altair killed so many people, he's going to hell either way.

Altair vs. Chris Rock

Marrick098
10-10-2007, 06:28 PM
Altair LOL

Altair vs Himself(internal)LOL

Gravity1337
10-10-2007, 07:31 PM
Altair, he would stab himself, and then he would be reborn in the hashishan paradise

Altair vs Ironman

drfeelgood8849
10-10-2007, 07:41 PM
ironman all the way dude

altair vs jim morrison

Marrick098
10-10-2007, 07:45 PM
Altair(sorry Jim)

Altair vs Floating Sword

drfeelgood8849
10-10-2007, 07:47 PM
^he'd probably be too dunk anyway

flaoting sword, it cant die

altair vs a giant cheese burger monster

Marrick098
10-10-2007, 07:48 PM
Altair would be pretty full LOL

Altair vs A Library

drfeelgood8849
10-10-2007, 07:54 PM
I dont know.... how big is this library?

Marrick098
10-10-2007, 07:56 PM
Beyond your imagination

drfeelgood8849
10-10-2007, 07:59 PM
library then. cause knoledge is power!

altair vs godzilla

Marrick098
10-10-2007, 08:02 PM
LOL

Godzilla cuz he is huge

Altair vs Canada

drfeelgood8849
10-10-2007, 08:06 PM
psh canada doesnt fight...

altair vs a boxing kangaroo

mefninja
10-10-2007, 08:22 PM
altair!!!

(canadian troops are in afganistan fighting your american war that you ditched to go into iraq...)

altair vs Samuel L. Jackson.. but no sam in deep bleu sea.. sam in snakes on a plane

MrMoo333
10-10-2007, 08:26 PM
hmm, Altair, he'd jus take out Sam as he's at "I'm tired, of all these motha F***in snakes, on this motha f**-"

Altair VS. a gang of angry toothles Mongolians???

Gravity1337
10-10-2007, 08:33 PM
Altair, he has no teeth

Altair vs. Ben Aflik

drfeelgood8849
10-10-2007, 08:37 PM
(canadian troops are in afganistan fighting your american war that you ditched to go into iraq...) that was a joke dude, i know.

altair

altair vs the cast of fight club

Zain0
10-10-2007, 10:07 PM
First rule about fight club, YOU DONT TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB.

Altair VS a brick wall

RetiredHatch
10-10-2007, 10:20 PM
Brick wall because no matter how many times Altair stabs the wall his switch blade would y'know break >.<

Altair vs Me O.o

Skaevola
10-11-2007, 12:36 AM
Altair would turn you into a sewer grate before you could say, "I give up!" Don't feel bad, though. None of us mere mortals could stand up to the raw power of Altair.

Altair vs. Robocop

stix489
10-11-2007, 04:23 AM
Altair ofcourse

Altair vs. (hmm...lets see wats sumthing stupid??...oh) the teletubbies http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

seasamstraat
10-11-2007, 06:29 AM
the teletubbies

they make altair grazy so he would kill himself

atlair vs Lara Croft

stix489
10-11-2007, 06:43 AM
Altair would stop her heart before she could even turn around... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/34.gif

Altair vs. Michael Jackson http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_confused.gif

seasamstraat
10-11-2007, 06:46 AM
altair but it would be close because when he saw michael jackson he would be so scared that he nearly had an hart attack but altair is cool and ignores his feares so he would win.

altair vs Jade Raymond

the maxz
10-11-2007, 06:53 AM
jade. she wil just typ a cheat that makes her stronger

altair vs. the guy from prototype

stix489
10-11-2007, 07:04 AM
as much as don't want to say it...the guy from prototype coz altair is no match for a 'human tank' even though both move around in parkour mode hehe

Altair or Tom Clancy?

dragfindel
10-11-2007, 07:17 AM
altair

altair or the flying dutchman?

seasamstraat
10-11-2007, 07:18 AM
Altair but when he kills Davey Jones altair would be the captain so actually he diddnt realy win of the flying dutchman but he did from davey jones

altair vs Pamela Anderson

the maxz
10-11-2007, 07:24 AM
Pamala cuz altair couldnt get to her neck :lol:

altair vs. homer

stix489
10-11-2007, 07:29 AM
homer

Altair is no match against homer's stupidity. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/35.gif

Altair vs. Hiro from heroes

azamato2007
10-11-2007, 08:45 AM
Altair



Altair vs the prince of persia

the maxz
10-11-2007, 08:48 AM
prince of persia. He just slows time

Altair vs. spiderpig!

SuperbPerry
10-11-2007, 09:19 AM
Altair, because I haven't seen the movie http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Altair vs Ali Baba and his thieves

AirRon_2K7
10-11-2007, 09:32 AM
Altair, 'cos he OWNZ all... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

Altair vs. The Sims ... 2... no no... life stories... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

maxizcoolz
10-11-2007, 09:38 AM
lol Merick, get supspended!



Altair, he has a better game then the Sims Life *****ies.

Altair vs. Xena warrior princess

ParanoiD84
10-11-2007, 10:38 AM
Altair

Altair vs Predator

RetiredHatch
10-11-2007, 11:00 AM
Altair would own the predator O.O because well predator sucks yep ok i said it

Altair vs the Altair bunny in my sig http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

webswinger93
10-11-2007, 11:06 AM
It would be a tie... The rabbit is Altair's nemesis since they have the same... powers http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

Altair vs. Nickelodeon?

EDIT: Off course Hiro would win he's frickin awesome.

Jobo511
10-11-2007, 03:21 PM
Nickalodeon. Spongebob would annoy him to death.

Altair vs. thyat wierd smoke thing from LOST

MrMoo333
10-11-2007, 03:28 PM
Altair because he's cool like that.

Altair VS. Captain Jack Sparrow?

Jobo511
10-11-2007, 03:48 PM
Alitair.

Altair vs. Superman

(100th post, WOO HOO http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

webswinger93
10-11-2007, 03:59 PM
Altair. He would ,using a mystic hashashin force, absord superman's powers and magnify them ten times and then melt superman using heat vision. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/typing.gif


Altair vs. Zach Braff?

DrowsyProcupine
10-11-2007, 05:03 PM
Altair Vs <span class="ev_code_RED">******</span>

please keep all posts in good taste

saros.exe
10-11-2007, 05:07 PM
Altair vs. Pancake Called Tentacle

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/35.gif

MrMoo333
10-11-2007, 08:20 PM
Originally posted by webswinger93:
Altair. He would ,using a mystic hashashin force, absord superman's powers and magnify them ten times and then melt superman using heat vision. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/typing.gif


Altair vs. Zach Braff?

Zach Braff, he would just use his Scrubs powers to take him out... Sorry Altair, but ima have to side with CBS on this one

Altair VS And angry pimp who NEEDS HIS MUNAAAY!

mefninja
10-11-2007, 08:46 PM
altair would pwn prince of persia

Altair

altair vs the man with no name zapp brannigan

stix489
10-11-2007, 08:58 PM
Altair would kick Zapp's a.s.s

Altair vs. Kiff

MrMoo333
10-11-2007, 09:12 PM
Hmm, Altair, since we're on the subject

Altair VX Dr. Zoidberg?

stix489
10-11-2007, 09:26 PM
Dr. Zoidberd since he doesn't die easily ( have you watched the episode where they go back to the past and they take him 2 area 51 or something and they cut him up?) and Zoidy would probably eat Altair's dagger anyway hehe http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Altair vs. the aliens from Omecron persya 8 ( or however you spell it)

borat1985
10-12-2007, 09:15 AM
Altair would pwn the aliens with un-explanitory assassin forces

Altair vs David Belle

MrMoo333
10-12-2007, 06:34 PM
Altair

Altair VS the Fantasic Four :P

Jobo511
10-12-2007, 10:56 PM
I would have to say fantastic four. the invisible woman would make a forcefeild around altair and flame boy would put fire in it.

Altair Vs. a Toilet Monster

MrMoo333
10-12-2007, 11:11 PM
Do we have Captain Underpants working with him?

Call me a loser if you must, but he is my hero! I am so jealous, you just pour milk on him and he turns into a loony running around in his tighty whightys!! YEAH! but otherwise Altair

Hmm, Altair VS a mosh pit at an old Zeppelin concert?

max3838
10-12-2007, 11:16 PM
Originally posted by borat1985:
Altair would pwn the aliens with un-explanitory assassin forces

Altair vs David Belle

That was actually a good one right there, if anyone knows who David Belle is, he is basically the founder/maker of parkour. And he is pretty damn good at free running!

Anyway, I would say Altair would win; he will blend in the "mosh"Ł pit, and assassinate Zep.

Altair vs. Mr. Potato Head

Anicrow
10-12-2007, 11:23 PM
Altair
He'd disassemble that *******, like a true assassin.

Altair vs. A Honda Civic, with a loud *** exhaust and multi-colored body parts, oh and a supra "wing"

MrMoo333
10-12-2007, 11:54 PM
I think his blades would get dull considering he doesn't know about batteries or enguines or gase/oil tanks, he'd probly eventually figure out that the air bags inflate when any serious damage to the car... so i say Honda Civic

Wow, I've posted a lot tonight in this thread, umm, how about

Altair VS his very own evil twin brother!!!! OMG! I've been watching to much of "Days of Our Lives"

Thebrownfish
11-11-2007, 06:06 PM
Evil twin brother http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/icon_twisted.gif

Altair v Superted

AldirTheKnight
11-11-2007, 06:09 PM
Altair


Altair vs Aldir

(YOU BETTER NOT SCREW THIS UP!)

Rogue4152
11-11-2007, 06:10 PM
altair

altair vs. Z and couchzombie http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif

AldirTheKnight
11-11-2007, 06:13 PM
Originally posted by Rogue4152:
Aldir

altair vs. Z and couchzombie http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif

Z and couchzombie (lol i'm lame)

Thebrownfish
11-11-2007, 06:18 PM
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/784.gif LAME http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/784.gif

Altair v Bugs Bunny

Jestersof
11-11-2007, 06:21 PM
bugs bunny, hes a legend

Altiar vs Fenix

Thebrownfish
11-11-2007, 06:23 PM
Altair just edges it for me. (Did you mean Felix?)

Altair v Tom&Jerry

Jestersof
11-11-2007, 06:25 PM
Originally posted by Thebrownfish:
Altair just edges it for me. (Did you mean Felix?)

Altair v Tom&Jerry

no i meant fenix, from Gears of War

Thebrownfish
11-11-2007, 06:26 PM
LMAO Sorry bud never played it so cant comment on how bad *** he is!

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FayTEnder
11-11-2007, 06:28 PM
Altair vs Alien vs Predator vs Jason vs Freddie vs Jack Sparrow

Thebrownfish
11-11-2007, 06:30 PM
Predator pawns Altair who pawns Alien who pawns Jack Sparrow who pawns Freddy who pawns Jason.

Altair may be the greatest assassin on earth but the Predator is the greatest in the Universe

amster1985
11-11-2007, 07:11 PM
Altair VS. Phil Collins

Toyotama
11-11-2007, 07:16 PM
Altair...

Altair vs Genghis Khan and his army


Originally posted by papaj978:
thor cause he is the god of war and altair... he is just and assassin

ROFL, Thor is the Norse god of thunder! (His hammer makes thunder, and the sparks from the impact on his anvil makes lightning)

delver1
11-11-2007, 09:20 PM
The khan guy

Altair vs. King Kong

fruni
11-11-2007, 09:47 PM
How could altair kill king kong -_-

Altair vs altairs evil dark side who caused 9/11.

maledicere
11-11-2007, 11:37 PM
I got one or two

Altair vs Chuck Norris

TOP THAT !

And Altair vs Quentin Tarantino . Sorry Altair GOOOOOOOO QUENTIN ! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

emchiez
11-11-2007, 11:58 PM
Altair vs Aids

maledicere
11-12-2007, 12:00 AM
Originally posted by emchiez:
Altair vs Aids

Damn.. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-indifferent.gif

fruni
11-12-2007, 01:53 AM
Altair because aids only effects you if you get a diesease or cut and altair wont...

emchiez
11-12-2007, 02:01 AM
altair vs obeisity?

fruni
11-12-2007, 02:03 AM
FAT ALTAIR FTW

Altair vs his creators (ubisoft...)

emchiez
11-12-2007, 02:16 AM
lol fat altair

leap of faith = chance of earthquake when he lands :P

fruni
11-12-2007, 02:22 AM
brilliant lol... *imagines hay stack exploding*

Tiberius135
11-12-2007, 03:53 AM
Altair v Megatron

IHS_Spitfire
11-12-2007, 04:28 AM
Altair

Altair vs Satan.

auntsoesa
11-12-2007, 09:00 AM
satan

altair vs gandalf

gardskarsten
11-12-2007, 09:03 AM
Altair

Altiar vs Rocky

auntsoesa
11-12-2007, 09:11 AM
if it was only hand combat it would be rocky.

dragfindel
11-12-2007, 09:26 AM
alta´r vs the death star

AirRon_2K7
11-12-2007, 09:35 AM
Altair... duh!

Altair vs. Desmond

Greenman2000
11-12-2007, 09:43 AM
Altair

Altair Vs The Hulk

Thebrownfish
11-12-2007, 09:49 AM
Altair

Altair v Tintin

Rogue4152
11-12-2007, 09:58 AM
altair

altair vs. jade and patrice

Greenman2000
11-12-2007, 10:06 AM
Altair

Altair Vs a pitbull

FayTEnder
11-12-2007, 12:37 PM
Altair

Altair vs Pong Ball

Clonage2006
11-12-2007, 12:55 PM
Pong, it's the best next gen game out there!

Retro retro retro.

Altair Vs the Sareth guy from dark messiah. The one with the sword/telekinesis/pyrokenesis/a demon form/pwnage.

saros.exe
11-12-2007, 01:42 PM
sareth!

Altair vs david beckham

Greenman2000
11-12-2007, 01:44 PM
Altair

Altair Vs Spiderman

danny.b87
11-12-2007, 01:47 PM
spidey

altair vs K.I.T.T.

synergy23
11-12-2007, 01:56 PM
Altiar the god of shoving giant blades in ur throat VS Kratos the god of war

Woody990
11-12-2007, 02:14 PM
Altair

Altair vs Mr. T

Rogue4152
11-12-2007, 02:16 PM
altair

altair vs. the entire ac forum

savagedude
11-12-2007, 02:21 PM
hehe the entire ac forum lol

Altair vs Hans Moleman from the simpsons

hehe now theres a site to see

Ace426
11-12-2007, 03:03 PM
Altair VS killer rabit

hehe or VS my teachers :P suckers

Thebrownfish
11-12-2007, 03:37 PM
Altair twice

Altair v Carlos the Jackal (search the web for this guy if you dont know who i mean)

Malocchio21
11-12-2007, 06:32 PM
Altair in one quick stab. Carlos never had a chance.

Altair vs Dracula

Rogue4152
11-12-2007, 07:04 PM
well....dracula would bite altair winning..... then altiar would reawaken as valtair (vampire-altair) and pwn him.
so altair...

altair vs werewolf

Hollywood_009
11-12-2007, 07:06 PM
altair over the werewolf.

altair vs Master Cheif

NECESARY_EVIL
11-12-2007, 07:08 PM
master chief... he has some pretty cool armor I have to admit

altiar vs... ALTIAR http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_redface.gif

Rogue4152
11-12-2007, 07:11 PM
ALTAIR

altair vs. his mother

Hollywood_009
11-12-2007, 07:12 PM
ooo tough one...hhhhhmmmmm i think altair wins ok how bout
altair vs Dallas Cowboys

Mr_Hugykinz
11-12-2007, 07:40 PM
Altair

Altair V.S. Jade Raymond

fruni
11-12-2007, 07:43 PM
Jade raymond

Altair vs an army of jews thinking altrair is hitler

Hollywood_009
11-13-2007, 10:56 AM
Altair over an army of jews thinking altrair is hitler

ok

altair vs the american tobacco industy??

Vedranakazazic
11-13-2007, 11:04 AM
Originally posted by Hollywood_009:
Altair over an army of jews thinking altrair is hitler

ok

altair vs the american tobacco industy??
Tobaco Industry

Altair vs Chubby People Inc

XyZspineZyX
11-13-2007, 11:05 AM
I must confess to not reading through the 10 pages but did anyone say chuck norris yet?? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

maledicere
11-13-2007, 11:22 AM
Yep .

MonsterAssassin
11-13-2007, 11:28 AM
My mum!!!! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif lol

Thebrownfish
11-13-2007, 11:35 AM
Your mum.

Mums rarely lose. They have special mum cunning which Altair could only ever hope to achieve.

Altair v The world

Greenman2000
11-13-2007, 11:52 AM
the world

Altair Vs Taz mania devil guy

Ghotten
11-13-2007, 01:25 PM
xD Altair.

Altair vs. Aragorn.

now THAT is a match worth hearing about.

braxton888
12-06-2007, 07:22 PM
altair would kick his but he would pull out his sword do a combo aragon would not survive aragon just swings his sword around hitting everyone in path altair actually has skill



altair vs. desmond ( desmond has got all the abilites of altair just more modern )

stix489
12-06-2007, 08:18 PM
Desmond...he has guns! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/34.gif

Altair vs. Yo Mamma! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

NECESARY_EVIL
12-06-2007, 08:22 PM
My mamma! ( nag him to death)

Altiar vs.

Sean Connery

stix489
12-06-2007, 08:56 PM
Sean Connery... He has the league of extraordinary gentlemen behind him!

Altair vs. Ronald McDonald!

Gypsy816
12-06-2007, 09:15 PM
wtf Ronald Mcdonald?!?

OK I'll bite... RONALD MCDONALD!

Altair vs. Kratos

stix489
12-06-2007, 09:17 PM
Kratos...well he IS a god...in a way! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/53.gif

Altair vs. AIDS! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

AldirTheKnight
12-06-2007, 09:18 PM
AIDS, it'd kill Altair and the rest of the Assassins, that bastart


Altair vs. Andy Milonakis

Mojo_69
12-06-2007, 11:44 PM
Altair

Altair vs Link?

stix489
12-06-2007, 11:55 PM
Altair...

Altair vs. Stix!

Tela
12-06-2007, 11:56 PM
ALTAIR.

Altair vs Alucard (not sure if it's been done before, but...)

TwoWispers
12-07-2007, 03:45 AM
Alta´r

Alta´r vs The Terminatorhttp://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

stix489
12-07-2007, 03:47 AM
The Terminator! GUNS! ROBOT!

Altair vs. Malek (before the accident/with both arms)

Destrier
12-07-2007, 01:03 PM
Don't know who malek is so if i havent heard of him he loses.

Infact it was altair that took his arms http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Altair vs Neo (matrix)

stix489
12-07-2007, 04:40 PM
Malek is the assassin that you start off with at the start of the game! (The Jerusalem Bureau Leader)

Altair...Neo knows Kung-Fu...Altair knows EVERYTHING... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

Altair vs. Superman...

IHeartAC31565
12-08-2007, 07:51 AM
Altair vs. Snoop Dogg

Jo_991
12-08-2007, 09:30 AM
dont know aunt soesa http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/53.gif

Altair vs. Austin Powers

altair4o
12-08-2007, 10:55 AM
Altair

Altair vs. Nomad(from Crysis) with the alien MOAC http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

AirRon_2K7
12-08-2007, 11:29 AM
Originally posted by altair4o:
Altair

Altair vs. Nomad(from Crysis) with the alien MOAC http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Nomad, and I don't even know what the MOAC is http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif.

Altair and the Prince of Persia, plus the Dark Prince, plus Sam Fisher, plus Soap Mactavish from CoD 4, and the SAS Vs. Mario, plus the whole Mario Kingdom (Koopa troopers) , plus Zelda, and Link, and the Final Fantasy Cast...

altair4o
12-08-2007, 11:58 AM
Originally posted by AirRon_2K7:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-title">quote:</div><div class="ip-ubbcode-quote-content">Originally posted by altair4o:
Altair

Altair vs. Nomad(from Crysis) with the alien MOAC http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Nomad, and I don't even know what the MOAC is http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif.

Altair and the Prince of Persia, plus the Dark Prince, plus Sam Fisher, plus Soap Mactavish from CoD 4, and the SAS Vs. Mario, plus the whole Mario Kingdom (Koopa troopers) , plus Zelda, and Link, and the Final Fantasy Cast... </div></BLOCKQUOTE>

Altair and the Prince of Persia, plus the Dark Prince, plus Sam Fisher, plus Soap Mactavish from CoD 4, and the SAS :P

Altair vs. some big bad-*** giant alien robot that eats planets http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

And the MOAC is an alien weapon which fires some sort of ice beam

NECESARY_EVIL
12-08-2007, 12:15 PM
some big bad-*** giant alien robot that eats planets
Ps: Crysis is amazing buy it!

Altiar vs. A horde of locust

Sgt.Burger
12-08-2007, 12:24 PM
Locust. Especially a Berserker, I bet medieval people were smelly enough.

Altair vs. Mr. 47 (was this said before?)

proxx9
12-08-2007, 01:04 PM
Altair

Altair vs. Stewie Griffon (armed)

altair4o
12-08-2007, 02:23 PM
Altair

Altair vs. Dante(Devil May Cry)

Ps: Crysis really is an amazing game and you shoud buy it ot use some other way to get the game http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

Tela
12-08-2007, 02:29 PM
Dante

Altair vs Trevor Belmont

Sosolid
12-09-2007, 06:25 AM
Altair vs Borat

Lmao

Redfeather1975
12-09-2007, 06:30 AM
Altair vs. Cyborg Altair.

altair4o
12-09-2007, 11:34 AM
Uhmm,I'll have to say Cyborg Altair :P

Altair vs. my Geography teacher http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/winky.gif he gets angry really easy and yells a lot http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

synergy23
12-09-2007, 12:44 PM
Altair vs pikachu

stix489
12-09-2007, 04:18 PM
^^DUDE you're meant to answer who wins first, then write the vs. bit...


Altair vs. my Geography teacher http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/winky.gif he gets angry really easy and yells a lot http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Hmm...Your Geo teacher...he'll trike him down with his latitudes and longitudes!


Altair vs pikachu

Altair...simply because Altair is a BADA$$! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

Ok my turn...

Altair vs. Tom Clancy.

dirtybird21
12-09-2007, 04:19 PM
Altair, Tom Clancey is like old as hell isn't he?

Altair seems like a *****, He's getting his *** kicked by everyone and their dog...


Altair vs. Richard The Lionheart

stix489
12-09-2007, 04:24 PM
King Richard...this guy's like the most BadA$$ out of all of 'em,

Altair vs Malek(again, maybe V knows)

dirtybird21
12-09-2007, 04:25 PM
Altair "I am your superior in both rank and skill."

Altair vs. Saladin.

stix489
12-09-2007, 05:07 PM
Altair...just because I say so...

Altair vs. Forrest Gump http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

Tela
12-09-2007, 05:09 PM
Altair! ...unless Forest starts running... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

Altair vs Ganondorf(and all his Triforce of Power evilness)

stix489
12-09-2007, 05:15 PM
Meh...Altair... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif

Altair vs. Math from Last Blood!

Tela
12-09-2007, 05:17 PM
MATH! All Altair's weapons would do ZERO harm to a vampire!

Altair vs Sgt. Johnson

stix489
12-09-2007, 05:31 PM
Sgt. Johnson...GUNZZ!

Altair vs. A horse eating female vampire.

ScytheOfGrim
12-10-2007, 01:14 AM
Hmm... tough choice...

One's an Arab, while the other is a... horse-eating-female-vampire... >_>
I'll go with the vampire, but only because she's a girl. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Altair VS. A Bidra

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/winky.gif

stix489
12-10-2007, 01:20 AM
Bidra...makes Altair want to invent the gun just to shoot himself...

Altair vs. BUT-P

Gamewrecker
12-10-2007, 02:01 AM
BUT-P, off course.

Altair vs Garfield

Tela
12-10-2007, 09:42 AM
Originally posted by ScytheOfGrim:
Hmm... tough choice...

One's an Arab, while the other is a... horse-eating-female-vampire... >_>
I'll go with the vampire, but only because she's a girl. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif



........'I' could beat Altair?! ......nice. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif(yes....I'm the female vampire Stix spoke of.... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/shady.gif )

Altair wins WAY over the fat cat! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_razz.gif

Altair vs Van Helsing

Ekko128
12-10-2007, 09:52 AM
I'd say Van Helsing.. because he has a rapid firing crossbow!!!!!


Altair Vs Harry Potter

$10 on Altair!

!!!Can everyone explain why there chosen person would win this makes it much more interesting and funny!!!

thnx http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

altair4o
12-10-2007, 12:25 PM
Mhmm...maybe Harry Potter 'cause he can do Avada Kedavra (spelling?) :P

Altair vs. 'Soap' Mactavish (CoD 4)

Destrier
12-10-2007, 02:40 PM
soap caus he rocks and im in control. Sniping + ghillie suit = dead altair at 1km http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif (also caus cod4 online beats this game hands down *ducks for cover frome repercussions*)

Altair vs Ghengis Kahn, before he died of a nosebleed http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

AirRon_2K7
12-10-2007, 03:02 PM
Originally posted by Metal-Dragon:
soap caus he rocks and im in control. Sniping + ghillie suit = dead altair at 1km http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif (also caus cod4 online beats this game hands down *ducks for cover frome repercussions*)

Altair vs Ghengis Kahn, before he died of a nosebleed http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Not hands down, but I've got to say, my growing love of CoD4 makes me agree with you.

Altair, he is the shiznit.

Altair... vs... Riatla

Props for the person who figures out who Riatla is.

Destrier
12-10-2007, 03:18 PM
ahhh i meant atilla!! Doh, anyway carry on http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-sad.gif

Madonkadonk
12-14-2007, 11:01 PM
Altiar

Altair vs Aids
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.
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.
(LONG AWKWARD PAUSE)

stix489
12-14-2007, 11:07 PM
Haven't I already said that?

devilinblue22
12-15-2007, 12:18 AM
Originally posted by amster1985:
Altair VS. Phil Collins

phil collins lol phil would sing him a song making him feel guilty bcuz he witnessed an assasination and the guilt would overcome altair he would retire and run a bingo hall at a retirement home


sorry bout the late post just couldnt pass up an in the air of the night refference

AsskickQT
12-15-2007, 04:41 AM
Altair vs. Alex Mercer

Madonkadonk
12-15-2007, 01:33 PM
Altair

Altair vs The Prophet Muhammed

AirRon_2K7
12-15-2007, 02:18 PM
Neither

Altair vs. Santa Claus,