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Edbert
06-10-2005, 07:30 AM
http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/toys/testgen/take.php?id=2238

ElektroFredrik
06-10-2005, 07:55 AM
Yippie!
I'm a Suicide Dweeb
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Billy_BigBoy
06-10-2005, 08:12 AM
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My attitude is waaaaay to good!
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I'm a Chivalrous Chump

Next time I come in like a mad banana and do some vulching and TK's http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_mad.gif

han freak solo
06-10-2005, 08:19 AM
Originally posted by ElektroFredrik:
Yippie!
I'm a Suicide Dweeb
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Iron_Hand1
06-10-2005, 08:31 AM
"Mindless FurBall Tard" here,
Hhehehehehe, that cracked me up, really is kinda true http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

Thanks! that was funny.

S~

fordfan25
06-10-2005, 08:34 AM
You are an Alt-Monkey - Cherry-Picker - Run-From-The-Fight-Dweeb.

one qustion. whats a ALT-Monkey?

The_Great_Stonk
06-10-2005, 08:43 AM
altitude monkey....

EyeoftheChicken
06-10-2005, 08:53 AM
You are a Suicide Dweeb. Everyone hates you because you would rather take out a stationary building than actually mix it up with other players online. You do know that the other planes are controlled by real people throughout the world, right? Ok, I€ll lighten up; you€re obviously a newbie.

LEBillfish
06-10-2005, 09:04 AM
You are a Chivalrous Chump. Everyone hates you because you miss the point of the game and they€re tired of hearing you whine. You don€t play to have fun; you play because you think that being valiant will make you some kind of a Knight-in-Shining-Armor. Do you really think that online gallantry matters all that much? Get off your high horse and relax. Have fun. Be stupid. Shoot a chute. Laugh for crying out loud.

jensenpark
06-10-2005, 09:16 AM
Suicide dweeb...

might explain my lousy skill at ground pounding

TC_Stele
06-10-2005, 09:35 AM
Says I'm a Score *****. How mean =P I mean I do often check the score but thats mostly to see how I did after a bombing run.

Macel
06-10-2005, 09:46 AM
You are a Pasty-Skinned - Flight-Sim-Junkie. Everyone hates you because you don€t have to work in real life. Try experiencing the real world sometime. You missed your mother€s birthday because you were too busy €œflying€, didn€t you? Walk upstairs right now and thank her for taking such good care of you. BTW, your dog wasn€t killed by a car, he ran away because you forgot to feed him for a month.

AOD_DieHard_X
06-10-2005, 09:47 AM
You are a Pasty-Skinned - Flight-Sim-Junkie. Everyone hates you because you don€t have to work in real life. Try experiencing the real world sometime. You missed your mother€s birthday because you were too busy €œflying€, didn€t you? Walk upstairs right now and thank her for taking such good care of you. BTW, your dog wasn€t killed by a car, he ran away because you forgot to feed him for a month.

Wow! And I just started!

[Gypsy]
06-10-2005, 09:57 AM
You are a Pasty-Skinned - Flight-Sim-Junkie. Everyone hates you because you don€t have to work in real life. Try experiencing the real world sometime. You missed your mother€s birthday because you were too busy €œflying€, didn€t you? Walk upstairs right now and thank her for taking such good care of you. BTW, your dog wasn€t killed by a car, he ran away because you forgot to feed him for a month.

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/35.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif Ya Think!!!!

Tooz_69GIAP
06-10-2005, 09:58 AM
suicide dweeb

RAF74_Poker
06-10-2005, 10:09 AM
Originally posted by [Gypsy]:
You are a Pasty-Skinned - Flight-Sim-Junkie. Everyone hates you because you don€t have to work in real life. Try experiencing the real world sometime. You missed your mother€s birthday because you were too busy €œflying€, didn€t you? Walk upstairs right now and thank her for taking such good care of you. BTW, your dog wasn€t killed by a car, he ran away because you forgot to feed him for a month.

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/35.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif Ya Think!!!!


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Enthor1
06-10-2005, 10:38 AM
You are a Suicide Dweeb. Everyone hates you because you would rather take out a stationary building than actually mix it up with other players online. You do know that the other planes are controlled by real people throughout the world, right? Ok, I€ll lighten up; you€re obviously a newbie.

Waldo.Pepper
06-10-2005, 11:09 AM
Chiv chump here too.

So sad.

VF_12_Bostimax
06-10-2005, 12:12 PM
Alt-monkey
doh...
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ku101-Ink.
06-10-2005, 12:13 PM
You are a Pasty-Skinned - Flight-Sim-Junkie. Everyone hates you because you don€t have to work in real life. Try experiencing the real world sometime. You missed your mother€s birthday because you were too busy €œflying€, didn€t you? Walk upstairs right now and thank her for taking such good care of you. BTW, your dog wasn€t killed by a car, he ran away because you forgot to feed him for a month.

I don't have a dog I don't think (do we?), and I never forget to feed the kids! Right about the work sit though http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

We love you Labour, we doooo. We love you Labour, we doooo. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/11.gif

ColoradoBBQ
06-10-2005, 01:40 PM
You are an Alt-Monkey - Cherry-Picker - Run-From-The-Fight-Dweeb. Everyone hates you because you never take a risk. Your K/D doesn€t mean much because your K/T sucks. Anyone can play it safe and skim the cream off the milk. It really doesn€t matter if you die, you know? It€s just a game; were just pretending here. Try mixing it up; you really won€t have a heart attack.



I'll wear this badge with honor. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

sammy4657
06-10-2005, 01:50 PM
suicide dweeb!?! http://images.google.co.uk/images?q=tbn:F9ZTFHdhpwMJ:http://www.joma.org/images/upload_library/4/artdesign/Scream.JPG

Bearcat99
06-10-2005, 03:02 PM
Originally posted by Macel:
You are a Pasty-Skinned - Flight-Sim-Junkie. Everyone hates you because you don€t have to work in real life. Try experiencing the real world sometime. You missed your mother€s birthday because you were too busy €œflying€, didn€t you? Walk upstairs right now and thank her for taking such good care of you. BTW, your dog wasn€t killed by a car, he ran away because you forgot to feed him for a month.

Thats what it said about me too... oh well.. that blows that out of the eater. I never miss my mother's birthday.. or my wifes.... my mother hasnt taken care of me since I was 18... 31 years ago.... and I have no dog. And as far as being pasty skinned.. well.....

Tazzers1968
06-10-2005, 03:36 PM
Originally posted by fordfan25:
You are an Alt-Monkey - Cherry-Picker - Run-From-The-Fight-Dweeb.

one qustion. whats a ALT-Monkey?

Yup. Thats what I got too.

Phil http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

Hrdina
06-10-2005, 08:03 PM
Originally posted by EyeoftheChicken:
You are a Suicide Dweeb. Everyone hates you because you would rather take out a stationary building than actually mix it up with other players online. You do know that the other planes are controlled by real people throughout the world, right? Ok, I€ll lighten up; you€re obviously a newbie.
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Hrdina
06-10-2005, 08:04 PM
Originally posted by Bearcat99:
Thats what it said about me too... oh well.. that blows that out of the eater. I never miss my mother's birthday.. or my wifes.... my mother hasnt taken care of me since I was 18... 31 years ago.... and I have no dog. And as far as being pasty skinned.. well.....
So, other than all that it was spot-on, right? http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

HotelBushranger
06-11-2005, 02:01 AM
You are a Chivalrous Chump. Everyone hates you because you miss the point of the game and they€re tired of hearing you whine. You don€t play to have fun; you play because you think that being valiant will make you some kind of a Knight-in-Shining-Armor. Do you really think that online gallantry matters all that much? Get off your high horse and relax. Have fun. Be stupid. Shoot a chute. Laugh for crying out loud.

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Bremspropeller
06-11-2005, 08:15 AM
You are an Alt-Monkey - Cherry-Picker - Run-From-The-Fight-Dweeb. Everyone hates you because you never take a risk. Your K/D doesn€t mean much because your K/T sucks. Anyone can play it safe and skim the cream off the milk. It really doesn€t matter if you die, you know? It€s just a game; were just pretending here. Try mixing it up; you really won€t have a heart attack.

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PBNA-Boosher
06-11-2005, 08:50 AM
I'm a Chivalrous Chump as well.

VFA-195 Snacky
06-11-2005, 10:48 AM
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You are a Pasty-Skinned - Flight-Sim-Junkie.

Everyone hates you because you don€t have to work in real life. Try experiencing the real world sometime. You missed your mother€s birthday because you were too busy €œflying€, didn€t you? Walk upstairs right now and thank her for taking such good care of you. BTW, your dog wasn€t killed by a car, he ran away because you forgot to feed him for a month

RedDeth
06-11-2005, 11:59 AM
<br /><br /> Take The “Why Everyone Hates You” Online Combat Pilot Personality Test. today! (http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/toys/testgen/2238/)<br /><small>Created with Rum and Monkey (http://rumandmonkey.com/)'s Personality Test Generator (http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/toys/testgen/).</small></p><div>You are an Alt-Monkey - Cherry-Picker - Run-From-The-Fight-Dweeb. Everyone hates you because you never take a risk. Your K/D doesn’t mean much because your K/T sucks. Anyone can play it safe and skim the cream off the milk. It really doesn’t matter if you die, you know? It’s just a game; were just pretending here. Try mixing it up; you really won’t have a heart attack.</div>

masaker2005
06-11-2005, 12:12 PM
You are a Suicide Dweeb. Everyone hates you because you would rather take out a stationary building than actually mix it up with other players online. You do know that the other planes are controlled by real people throughout the world, right? Ok, I€ll lighten up; you€re obviously a newbie.

Newbie?!

steve_v
06-11-2005, 12:25 PM
You are a Mindless Furball Tard. Everyone hates you because you fly a twisty-turny plane and whine whenever a base gets captured or shut down. You’re too habitual to try anything else.

Stigler_9_JG52
06-11-2005, 12:32 PM
I'm a Trash-Talking Tard, apparently...
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Interesting, especially since on the question, "People need to be told how much they suck" I answered false.

<br /><br /><a href="http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/toys/testgen/2238/">Take The “Why Everyone Hates You” Online Combat Pilot Personality Test. today!</a><br /><small>Created with <a href="http://rumandmonkey.com/">Rum and Monkey</a>'s <a href="http://rumandmonkey.com/widgets/toys/testgen/">Personality Test Generator</a>.</small></p><div><b>You are a Trash Talkin Tard. </b> Everyone hates you because you are annoying. Did you’re mother not love you? Seriously, there’s something wrong with your ego. If anyone has an attention seeking problem, it’s you. Try shutting up.</div>

han freak solo
06-11-2005, 11:21 PM
Originally posted by Bearcat99:
And as far as being pasty skinned.. well.....

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif They assume incorrectly don't they!

Philipscdrw
06-12-2005, 03:55 PM
I'm a pasty-skinned FS junkie, it's true. Although I do turn off the PC in order to sleep, and to fly for real. But not to go to lectures.

It's very accurate description really. I failed this year's university course because I spend too much time on the PC, on forums and on flightsims, to do my work... If I'm lucky, they'll let me come back to retake the year. If not, I'm going to think of something else to do with my life. ****it!

Gogling
06-12-2005, 06:46 PM
You are too good for this game! It is pilots like you that rule the air and bring great fear into the hearts of the lesser mortals and peons that inhabit the server and especially the fanboys over in the Ubi forums!

Wow, wasn't expecting that result! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

F19_Orheim
06-12-2005, 07:48 PM
"You are a potential mental institute patient. You need therapy, you think a stupid test will answer your question how you are as a person"

ops. My wife is right http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_cool.gif