View Full Version : Someone is trying to kill me

12-18-2007, 01:54 AM
Ever get that sinking feeling, when you are on a server enjoying the firework display the enemy airfield is putting on, that someone out there wishes to do you harm?

Savages http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/disagree.gif

12-18-2007, 02:13 AM
Raaaid watches you when you sleep.

12-18-2007, 02:16 AM
That's just your ex http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-tongue.gif

12-18-2007, 02:27 AM
My point exactly http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

12-18-2007, 02:33 AM

12-18-2007, 03:30 AM
Don't worry, it's nothing personal.

12-18-2007, 05:05 AM
He knows where you live!


12-18-2007, 05:43 AM
It's me trying to kill you. Cowboys suck. They pick their cheerleaders from the rejects of cheap strip clubs. Go Eagles.

12-18-2007, 07:32 AM
I knew this would happen when they built a FS into google earth. Watch out

12-18-2007, 07:54 AM
Its Bill Belichick!

Sun. Oct 14 @ Cowboys W 48-27
Sun. Nov 25 Eagles W 31-28


Who's next?

12-18-2007, 08:53 AM
Originally posted by WTE_Ibis:
He knows where you live!


And where your house lives!!

12-18-2007, 09:06 AM

12-18-2007, 09:35 AM
He knows if you've been naughty or nice....

12-18-2007, 11:12 AM
Recently I was taking off and my plane exploded. I realized then that the AAA had opened fire and hit me with the first shot.

Since then I consider friendly AAA far more dangerous than enemy AAA.

12-18-2007, 11:20 AM
Originally posted by Megile:
Ever get that sinking feeling, when you are on a server enjoying the firework display the enemy airfield is putting on, that someone out there wishes to do you harm?

Savages http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/disagree.gif

The good news: You're not paranoid. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_eek.gif

The bad news: Someone's out to get you. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/mockface.gif

Hey, even paranoids have enemies http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Good hunting,

12-18-2007, 01:37 PM
Everyone in this thread wants to kill me.

han freak solo
12-18-2007, 01:43 PM
We don't want to kill you, just let us know where you live so we can talk about it. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif

12-18-2007, 02:14 PM
"We won't kill you!"


12-18-2007, 02:17 PM
To his Coy Mistress
by Andrew Marvell

Had we but world enough, and time,
This coyness, lady, were no crime.
We would sit down and think which way
To walk, and pass our long love's day;
Thou by the Indian Ganges' side
Shouldst rubies find; I by the tide
Of Humber would complain. I would
Love you ten years before the Flood;
And you should, if you please, refuse
Till the conversion of the Jews.
My vegetable love should grow
Vaster than empires, and more slow.
An hundred years should go to praise
Thine eyes, and on thy forehead gaze;
Two hundred to adore each breast,
But thirty thousand to the rest;
An age at least to every part,
And the last age should show your heart.
For, lady, you deserve this state,
Nor would I love at lower rate.

But at my back I always hear
Time's winged chariot hurrying near;
And yonder all before us lie
Deserts of vast eternity.
Thy beauty shall no more be found,
Nor, in thy marble vault, shall sound
My echoing song; then worms shall try
That long preserv'd virginity,
And your quaint honour turn to dust,
And into ashes all my lust.
The grave's a fine and private place,
But none I think do there embrace.

Now therefore, while the youthful hue
Sits on thy skin like morning dew,
And while thy willing soul transpires
At every pore with instant fires,
Now let us sport us while we may;
And now, like am'rous birds of prey,
Rather at once our time devour,
Than languish in his slow-chapp'd power.
Let us roll all our strength, and all
Our sweetness, up into one ball;
And tear our pleasures with rough strife
Thorough the iron gates of life.
Thus, though we cannot make our sun
Stand still, yet we will make him run.

12-18-2007, 02:20 PM
Oh yeah, didn't get a chance to post this in honor of that wench you posted on the locked thread:


12-18-2007, 03:28 PM
Stay off line if you want to live...final warning, we got m%ds

12-18-2007, 03:30 PM
When I saw the title, I had it pegged for a raaaid thread.

12-18-2007, 04:03 PM
hey megile, where you fly at mate?