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VMF-214_Pappy
12-09-2004, 03:37 PM
Tired of bad grammar and errors in your netmessages. I have edited the netmessages to add more information and fix some errors that have been there since il2 orginal.

Cheating detected will now state players name that is lagging.

More gore and humor has been added. Its pretty clean no swearing. You may download and try them out if you wish. I suggest you back up your orginal netmessages so you may revert back. Netmessages are located in the FB/il8n folder. Download my zip file and extract to that directory and prepare to laugh. I will post my netmessages below. If you find grammar or spelling errors please post here. Only players with this file will see these messages, others without will see defualt messages, if you like them send them to your commrades. S~

download link: http://www.vmf214blacksheep.com/modules.php?name=Downloads&d_op=viewdownload&cid=15

file content:

user_joins {0} joins the battle.
user_leaves {0} surrenders and leaves the game.
user_kicked {0} has been punted by the host admin.
user_timeouts {0} has been idle for too long and is kicked.

user_joinarmy {0} joins the {1} army.
user_readytogo {0} is ready to go.

user_cheating1 Warning Ufo spotted!{0} Lags, and engages warp drive!
user_cheating2 Warning Ufo spotted!{0} is losing packets and kicks his modem!
user_cheating3 Warning Ufo spotted!{0} Lags and engages thrust vectoring!

user_cheatkick1 {0} is autokicked by the host.
user_cheatkick2 {0} is removed from the game.
user_cheatkick3 {0} has been punted by admin.

gore_kill1 {1} has been puwned by {0}.
gore_kill2 {0} sends {1} to a firey grave!
gore_kill3 {1} is shotdown in a blaze of glory by {0}.
gore_kill4 {1} has been obliterated by {0}.
gore_kill5 {0} sends {1} to his maker!

gore_killaaa1 {0} chokes on his own blood from artillery fragment.
gore_killaaa2 {0} catches a anti-aircraft round with his dome.
gore_killaaa3 {0} + flak shell = KAABOOM!

gore_gun1 {0} catches an artillery round up his tailpipe.
gore_gun2 {0} chokes on a artillery shell.
gore_gun3 {0} has been Uberfied by a AAA gun.

gore_tank1 {0} catches a tank HE round in his incisors.
gore_tank2 {0} chokes on a tank shell.
gore_tank3 {0} meets his maker from a tank shell.

gore_ship1 {0} chokes on a Naval artillery shell.
gore_ship2 {0} takes a naval artillery round in the ole brown eye.
gore_ship3 Ship AAA blows {0} to kingdom come.

gore_ai1 {0} puwned by a AI plane.
gore_ai2 AI plane olegs {0}''s. ride.
gore_ai3 {0} loses the fight to an AI plane like a noobert.

gore_sawwing1 {0}''s burst severs {1}''s wing.
gore_sawwing2 {0} saws's {1}''s wing clean off.
gore_sawwing3 {1} drops a wing to {0}''s well aimed fire.

gore_blowwing1 {0}''s rounds blow {1}''s wing right off.
gore_blowwing2 {1}''s wing is blown clean off with {0}''s nicely placed shot.
gore_blowwing3 Nice shot, {0}!

gore_blowup1 BOOM, Great shot, {0}! {1}''s entrails fill the sky!
gore_blowup2 BOOM, {0} yuk, i got {1}''a guts on my windshield .
gore_blowup3 {1} is incenerated by {0}''s good aim.

gore_lightfuel1 {0} fires up the Barbaque and grills {1} to perfection!
gore_lightfuel2 {0} pumps a stream hot lead into {1}''s fuel tank.
gore_lightfuel3 {0} sets {1}''s crate on fire.

gore_lighteng1 {0} gives {1}''s "cockpit heater" a new meaning
gore_lighteng2 {1} goes down screaming with his hair on fire!
gore_lighteng3 {1} is baked to perfection!

gore_blowtail1 {0} blows {1}''s crate in half.
gore_blowtail2 {0} saw's {1}''s crate in two.
gore_blowtail3 {1} takes one right up the ole brown eye.

gore_pk1 {0} ventilates {1}.''s coconut
gore_pk2 {1} chokes {0}''s bullet.
gore_pk3 {1}''s body is sprinkled all over his windscreen

gore_pk301 {1}''s chest explodes like an overcooked sausage.
gore_pk302 {0}''s concentrated fire turn {1}''s body into ground beef .
gore_pk303 {1}''s chest is blown open with {0}''s heavy fire.

gore_headshot1 {1}''s head explodes from {0}''s gunfire!
gore_headshot2 {0} exlodes {1}'s grape!
gore_headshot3 {0} de-capitated {1}!

gore_throat1 {0} puts a round right through {1}''s throat!
gore_throat2 {0} shoots {1} through the neck!
gore_throat3 {1} chokes on {0}''s bullet!

gore_gk1 {0} silences {1}''s gunner.
gore_gk2 {1}''s gunner falls to {0}''s fire.
gore_gk3 {0} burdens {1} with a body in the gunner seat.

gore_gheadshot1 {0} kills {1}''s gunner with a headshot!
gore_gheadshot2 {0} kills {1}''s gunner with a headshot!
gore_gheadshot3 {0}''s burst punches through {1}''s gunner''s head.

gore_hitctrls1 {0} destroys {1}''s control cables.
gore_hitctrls2 {0}''s well aimed fire snaps {1}''s controls cables.
gore_hitctrls3 {1} controls are severed by {0}''s fire.

gore_crashes1 {0} is a lawndart.
gore_crashes2 {0} augers in.
gore_crashes3 {0} crashes like a noobert!

gore_lands1 {0} makes a textbook landing.
gore_lands2 {0} is on the ground safe and sound.
gore_lands3 {0} has returned to base.

gore_crashland1 {0} needs a landing tutorial.
gore_crashland2 {0} snaps his spine on emergency landing.
gore_crashland3 {0}''s crate smolders on the runway.

gore_ditch1 {0} ditches his bird and steps in a greasy turd.
gore_ditch2 {0} ditches his plane in a minefield.
gore_ditch3 {0} successfully ditched his busted up crate!

gore_swim1 {0} plunges into shark infested waters.
gore_swim2 {0} feeds the sharks.
gore_swim3 {0} goes for a dip.

gore_pkonchute1 {1} is sawed in half by {0} hanging from his chute!
gore_pkonchute2 {0} turns {1}''s body into bloody pulp, hanging from his chute!
gore_pkonchute3 {0} pops a cap in {1}''s grape, hanging from his chute!

gore_spins1 {0} spun out!
gore_spins2 {0} stalls.
gore_spins3 {0} spins out of control.

gore_spinfatal1 {0} did not recover from a spin.
gore_spinfatal2 {0} crashed and burned.
gore_spinfatal3 {0} spins into the ground.

gore_rocketed1 {1} tastes {0}''s nutricious rocket!
gore_rocketed2 {0}''s rocket flys right up {1}''s tailpipe!
gore_rocketed3 {1} gets a jolt from {0}''s rocket!

gore_bombed1 {1} body is splattered on the runway by {0}''s bomb!
gore_bombed2 {0} scores a direct bomb hit on {1}''s melloon!
gore_bombed3 {1} chokes on {0}''s bomb!

gore_walkaway1 {0} limps away from his heap of twisted metal.
gore_walkaway2 {0} crawls away form his busted up crate.
gore_walkaway3 {0} runs away from his burning crate.

gore_burnedcpt1 {0} is charred to perfection.
gore_burnedcpt2 {0} is flame broiled.
gore_burnedcpt3 {0} is roasted alive in his cockpit.

gore_hitouttac1 {0} blows {1} out of control.
gore_hitouttac2 {0} sends {1} spinning out of control.
gore_hitouttac3 {0} hits {1} hard!

gore_vulcher1 {0} vulches like a true ace.
gore_vulcher2 {0} vulches like a NOOBERT.
gore_vulcher3 {0}, you noob vulcher you!

gore_captured {0} has beed captured and beat down by opposing forces.
gore_bailedout {0} gives in and hits the silk.
gore_killed {0} dies squealing like a pig.

TheGozr
12-09-2004, 03:44 PM
I did my own while back but this one is great lol..

TG_Gazoo
12-09-2004, 03:45 PM
gore_rocketed2 {0}''s rocket flys right up {1}''s tailpipe!

Should read...

gore_rocketed2 {0}'s rocket flys right up {1}'s tailpipe!

correct? http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

VMF-214_Pappy
12-09-2004, 03:46 PM
It would be great if we could get the entire community on the same page with some new netmessages. Not saying mine are the best but may it can be voted on and standardized to be included in a upcoming patch. The english in orginal messages is very poor and has many errors. Maybe the 1c team will let us create our own for english!!!!! and put it in a patch

hobnail
12-09-2004, 03:47 PM
Pity that the majority of these messages aren't used anyways.

VMF-214_Pappy
12-09-2004, 04:01 PM
yeah there are some that never show up, and i dont know why, buts its better

Dunkelgrun
12-09-2004, 05:02 PM
puwned?

StG77_Stuka
12-09-2004, 06:37 PM
Haven't laughed this hard from a forum post in a long time http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif! Good Stuff! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif

VMF-214_Pappy
12-09-2004, 06:41 PM
pwned puwned, its a first person shooter thing, what you never played counter stick

VMF-214_Pappy
12-09-2004, 08:36 PM
bump

AFJ_Locust
12-09-2004, 09:55 PM
Thx & BUMP

Dunkelgrun
12-10-2004, 05:21 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by VMF-214_Pappy:
pwned puwned, its a first person shooter thing, what you never played counter stick <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


No, never played any FPS at all.
Cheers!

TX-WarHawk
12-10-2004, 05:38 AM
punted http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif


Even a Camper-Strike player would be surprised by that.

TacticalYak3
12-10-2004, 06:01 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by JG26_EZ:
gore_rocketed2 {0}''s rocket flys right up {1}''s tailpipe!

Should read...

gore_rocketed2 {0}'s rocket flys right up {1}'s tailpipe!

correct? http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Actually shouldn't it say "flies" ?

VW-IceFire
12-10-2004, 09:24 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dunkelgrun:
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by VMF-214_Pappy:
pwned puwned, its a first person shooter thing, what you never played counter stick <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>


No, never played any FPS at all.
Cheers! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Means the person has been beaten, their opponent is victorious over them, etc.

For instance, if I just "0wned" or "pwned" you that would imply that I had shot you down. But more than that...I had shot you down a thousand times over http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

Its a...yeah its culture of a FPS.

TheGozr
12-10-2004, 11:08 AM
SO comon where is my final netmessage?
This a beta? http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif version v1.1 coming hehehehe!

VMF-214_Pappy
12-10-2004, 02:41 PM
Here is version 1.1 for ya. Sorry it took so long, like 2 days. If it was 1C Maddox you would have to wait a few more years.

http://www.vmf214blacksheep.com/modules.php?name=Downloads&d_op=viewdownload&cid=15


user_joins {0} joins the battle.
user_leaves {0} throws in the towel and leaves game.
user_kicked {0} has been punted by the host admin.
user_timeouts {0} has been idle for too long and is kicked.

user_joinarmy {0} joins the {1} army.
user_readytogo {0} is ready to go.

user_cheating1 Warning Ufo spotted! {0} Lags, and engages warp drive!
user_cheating2 Warning Ufo spotted! {0} is losing packets and kicks his modem!
user_cheating3 Warning Ufo spotted! {0} Lags, and engages thrust vectoring!

user_cheatkick1 {0} is autokicked by the host.
user_cheatkick2 {0} is removed from the game.
user_cheatkick3 {0} has been punted by admin.

gore_kill1 {1} has been pwned by {0}.
gore_kill2 {0} sends {1} to a firey grave!
gore_kill3 {1} is shotdown in a blaze of glory by {0}.
gore_kill4 {1} has been obliterated by {0}.
gore_kill5 {0} terminates {1} with extreme pre-judice!

gore_killaaa1 {0}''s body is ravaged by shell fragments.
gore_killaaa2 {0} swallows a anti-aircraft shell.
gore_killaaa3 {0} + flak shell = KAABOOM!

gore_gun1 {0} catches an artillery round up the tailpipe.
gore_gun2 {0}''s entrails are scattered over the sky by a triple a gun.
gore_gun3 {0} has been Uberfied by a AAA gun.

gore_tank1 {0} takes a tank shell in da mellon.
gore_tank2 {0} chews on a tank shell.
gore_tank3 {0} plays chicken with a tank.

gore_ship1 {0}''s head is removed from his shoulders by ship AAA.
gore_ship2 {0} takes a naval artillery round up the brown eye.
gore_ship3 Ship AAA blows {0} to kingdom come.

gore_ai1 {0} has been pwned by a AI plane.
gore_ai2 AI plane olegs {0}''s. crate.
gore_ai3 {0} has been discraced by a AI plane.

gore_sawwing1 {0}''s burst severs {1}''s wing.
gore_sawwing2 {0}''s slices {1}''s wing clean off.
gore_sawwing3 {1} drops a wing to {0}''s well aimed fire.

gore_blowwing1 {0}''s gunfire {1}''s wing off.
gore_blowwing2 {1}''s wing is blown clean off with {0}''s nicely placed shot.
gore_blowwing3 {1} loses a wing to {0}''s fire!

gore_blowup1 BOOM, Great shot, {0}! {1}''s entrails fill the sky!
gore_blowup2 BOOM, {0} yuk, i got {1}''a guts on my windshield .
gore_blowup3 {1} is incenerated by {0}''s good aim.

gore_lightfuel1 {0} fires up the Barbaque and grills {1} to perfection!
gore_lightfuel2 {0} is baked to perfection!
gore_lightfuel3 {0} sets {1}''s crate on fire.

gore_lighteng1 {0} gives {1}''s "cockpit heater" a new meaning
gore_lighteng2 {1} goes down screaming with his hair on fire!
gore_lighteng3 {1} is fried extra crispy!

gore_blowtail1 {0} folds {1}''s crate in half.
gore_blowtail2 {0} saw's {1}''s crate in two.
gore_blowtail3 {1} is folded in tow by {0}''s accurate fire.

gore_pk1 {0} ventilates {1}.''s coconut
gore_pk2 {1} chokes {0}''s bullet.
gore_pk3 {1}''s body is sprinkled all over his windscreen

gore_pk301 {1}''s chest explodes like an overcooked sausage.
gore_pk302 {0}''s concentrated fire turn {1}''s body into ground beef .
gore_pk303 {1}''s chest is blown open with {0}''s heavy fire.

gore_headshot1 {1}''s head explodes from {0}''s gunfire!
gore_headshot2 {0} exlodes {1}''s head like a grape!
gore_headshot3 {0} de-capitates {1} !

gore_throat1 {0} puts a shell through {1}''s throat!
gore_throat2 {0} shoots {1} through the neck!
gore_throat3 {1} chokes on blood from {0}''s bullet!

gore_gk1 {0} silences {1}''s gunner.
gore_gk2 {1}''s gunner falls to {0}''s fire.
gore_gk3 {0} burdens {1} with a body in the gunner seat.

gore_gheadshot1 {0} kills {1}''s gunner with a headshot!
gore_gheadshot2 {0} kills {1}''s gunner with a headshot!
gore_gheadshot3 {0}''s burst punches through {1}''s gunner''s head.

gore_hitctrls1 {0}''s fire cut {1}''s control cables.
gore_hitctrls2 {0}''s well aimed fire snaps {1}''s controls cables.
gore_hitctrls3 {1} controls are severed by {0}''s fire.

gore_crashes1 {0} is a lawndart.
gore_crashes2 {0} augers in.
gore_crashes3 {0} crashes and kicks his monitor!

gore_lands1 {0} brings his bird down safely.
gore_lands2 {0} makes it home in one piece.
gore_lands3 {0} has returned to base.

gore_crashland1 {0} needs a landing tutorial.
gore_crashland2 {0} snaps his spine after a hard landing.
gore_crashland3 {0}''s crate smolders on the runway.

gore_ditch1 {0} ditches his bird and steps on a greasy turd.
gore_ditch2 {0} ditches his plane and lights up a smoke.
gore_ditch3 {0} ditches his busted up plane!

gore_swim1 {0} plunges into shark infested waters.
gore_swim2 {0} feeds the sharks.
gore_swim3 {0} goes for a dip.

gore_pkonchute1 {1} is sawed in half by {0} hanging from his chute!
gore_pkonchute2 {0} turns {1}''s body into bloody pulp, hanging from his chute!
gore_pkonchute3 {0} pops a cap in {1}''s cranium, hanging from his chute!

gore_spins1 {0} spun out!
gore_spins2 {0} stalls.
gore_spins3 {0} spins out of control.

gore_spinfatal1 {0} did not recover from a spin.
gore_spinfatal2 {0} crashed and burned.
gore_spinfatal3 {0} spins into the ground.

gore_rocketed1 {1} tastes {0}''s nutricious rocket!
gore_rocketed2 {0}''s rocket flys right up {1}''s tailpipe!
gore_rocketed3 {1} gets a jolt from {0}''s rocket!

gore_bombed1 {1} body is splattered on the runway by {0}''s bomb!
gore_bombed2 {0} scores a direct bomb hit on {1}''s grounded plane!
gore_bombed3 {1} chokes on {0}''s bomb!

gore_walkaway1 {0} limps away from his heap of twisted metal.
gore_walkaway2 {0} crawls away from his mangaled plane.
gore_walkaway3 {0} runs away from his burning crate.

gore_burnedcpt1 {0} its trapped in his cockpit and is charred to perfection.
gore_burnedcpt2 {0} is flame broiled, trapped in his cockpit.
gore_burnedcpt3 {0} screams while burning alive.

gore_hitouttac1 {0} blows {1} out of control.
gore_hitouttac2 {0} sends {1} spinning out of control.
gore_hitouttac3 {0} hits {1} hard!

gore_vulcher1 {0} vulches {1} like a true ace.
gore_vulcher2 {0} vulches {1} like a NOOBERT.
gore_vulcher3 {0}, you NOOB vulcher you!

gore_captured {0} has beed captured and beaten to a pulp by opposing forces.
gore_bailedout {0} gives in and hits the silk.
gore_killed {0} calls for his mommy and is killed.

VMF-214_Pappy
12-10-2004, 03:59 PM
bump

TheGozr
12-10-2004, 05:12 PM
Ok just did the update http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

VMF-214_Pappy
12-10-2004, 08:56 PM
update version 1.2 netmessages same link as above made more fixes and grammar corrects with Jg27 Crashes help

x__CRASH__x
12-11-2004, 03:47 AM
1.3 should be to Pappy tomorrow. I found a couple of bugs and other fixes that were needed.

VMF-214_Pappy
12-11-2004, 03:29 PM
version 1.3 release:

http://www.vmf214blacksheep.com/modules.php?name=Downloads&d_op=viewdownload&cid=15

user_joins {0} joins the battle.
user_leaves {0} leaves the battle.
user_kicked {0} has been punted by the host admin.
user_timeouts {0} has been idle for too long and is kicked.

user_joinarmy {0} joins the {1} army.
user_readytogo {0} is ready to go.

user_cheating1 Warning Ufo spotted! {0} Lags, and engages warp drive!
user_cheating2 Warning Ufo spotted! {0} is losing packets and kicks his modem!
user_cheating3 Warning Ufo spotted! {0} Lags, and engages thrust vectoring!

user_cheatkick1 {0} is autokicked by the host.
user_cheatkick2 {0} is removed from the game.
user_cheatkick3 {0} has been punted by admin.

gore_kill1 {1} has been pWnEd by {0}.
gore_kill2 {0} sends {1} to a fiery grave!
gore_kill3 {1} is shotdown in a blaze of glory by {0}.
gore_kill4 {1} has been obliterated by {0}.
gore_kill5 {0} terminates {1} with extreme prejudice!

gore_killaaa1 {0}''s body is ravaged by shell fragments.
gore_killaaa2 {0} swallows an anti-aircraft shell.
gore_killaaa3 {0} + flak shell = KAABOOM!

gore_gun1 {0} catches an artillery round up the tailpipe.
gore_gun2 {0}''s entrails are scattered across the sky by a Triple-A gun.
gore_gun3 {0} has been Uberfied by an AAA gun.

gore_tank1 {0} takes a tank shell in Da mellon.
gore_tank2 {0} chews on a tank shell.
gore_tank3 {0} plays chicken with a tank... and loses.

gore_ship1 {0}''s head is removed from his shoulders by ship AAA.
gore_ship2 {0} takes a naval artillery round in the brown eye.
gore_ship3 Ship AAA blows {0} to kingdom come.

gore_ai1 {0} has been pwned by an AI plane.
gore_ai2 An AI plane "Olegs" up {0}''s. crate.
gore_ai3 {0} has been disgraced by an AI plane.

gore_sawwing1 {0}''s shot severs {1}''s wing.
gore_sawwing2 {0}''s slices {1}''s wing clean off.
gore_sawwing3 {1} loses a wing to {0}''s well aimed fire.

gore_blowwing1 {0}''s gunfire blows {1}''s wing right off.
gore_blowwing2 {1}''s wing is blown clean off by {0}''s nicely placed shot.
gore_blowwing3 {1} loses a wing to {0}''s spot on gunnery!

gore_blowup1 BOOM!! Great shot {0}! {1}''s entrails fill the sky!
gore_blowup2 YUK!! {1}''s guts are on {0}''s windshield!
gore_blowup3 {1} is incinerated by {0}''s great aim.

gore_lightfuel1 {0} fires up the Barbeque and grills {1} to perfection!
gore_lightfuel2 {0} is baked like a Christmas Ham!
gore_lightfuel3 {0} sets {1}''s crate ablaze.

gore_lighteng1 {0} gives {1}''s "cockpit heater" a whole new meaning!
gore_lighteng2 {1} screams like Michael Jackson with his hair on fire!
gore_lighteng3 {1} is fried extra crispy!

gore_blowtail1 {0} carves up {1}''s bird like a Thanksgiving Turkey!
gore_blowtail2 {0} saw's {1}''s crate in two.
gore_blowtail3 {1} is cut in two by {0}''s accurate fire.

gore_pk1 {0} ventilates {1}.''s coconut.
gore_pk2 {1} chokes on a couple of {0}''s bullets.
gore_pk3 {1}''s body is riddled with gunfire.

gore_pk301 {1}''s chest explodes like an overcooked sausage.
gore_pk302 {0}''s concentrated fire turns {1}''s body into ground beef.
gore_pk303 {1}''s chest is blown open with {0}''s heavy fire.

gore_headshot1 {1}''s head explodes from {0}''s gunfire!
gore_headshot2 {0} pops open {1}''s head like a grape!
gore_headshot3 {0} decapitates {1} !

gore_throat1 {0} puts a round through {1}''s throat!
gore_throat2 {0} shoots {1} through the neck!
gore_throat3 {1} chokes on blood from {0}''s bullet!

gore_gk1 {0} silences {1}''s gunner.
gore_gk2 {1}''s gunner falls to {0}''s fire.
gore_gk3 {0} burdens {1} with dead weight in the gunner's seat.

gore_gheadshot1 {0} kills {1}''s gunner with a headshot!
gore_gheadshot2 {0} kills {1}''s gunner with a headshot!
gore_gheadshot3 {0}''s burst punches through {1}''s gunner''s head.

gore_hitctrls1 {0}''s fire cut {1}''s control cables.
gore_hitctrls2 {0}''s well aimed fire snaps {1}''s controls cables.
gore_hitctrls3 {1} controls are severed by {0}''s fire.

gore_crashes1 {0} is a lawn dart.
gore_crashes2 {0} becomes one with the Earth.
gore_crashes3 {0} crashes and kicks his monitor!

gore_lands1 {0} brings his bird down safely.
gore_lands2 {0} makes it home in one piece.
gore_lands3 {0} has managed not to **** up his landing.

gore_crashland1 {0} upsets his mechanic with his piss poor landing.
gore_crashland2 {0} snaps his spine after a hard landing.
gore_crashland3 {0}''s crate smolders on the runway.

gore_ditch1 {0} ditches his bird and trips on the wing.
gore_ditch2 {0} ditches his plane and lights up a smoke.
gore_ditch3 {0} ditches his busted up plane!

gore_swim1 {0} plunges into shark infested waters.
gore_swim2 {0} thought he was flying a Seaplane.
gore_swim3 {0} goes for a dip.

gore_pkonchute1 {1} is sawed in half by {0} while hanging from his chute!
gore_pkonchute2 {0} turns {1}''s body into a parachuting bloody pulp!
gore_pkonchute3 {0} pops a cap in {1}''s cranium while he was hanging from his chute!

gore_spins1 {0} spun out!
gore_spins2 {0} spins like a merry-go-round.
gore_spins3 {0} spins out of control.

gore_spinfatal1 {0} did not recover from a spin.
gore_spinfatal2 {0} crashed and burned.
gore_spinfatal3 {0} spins into the ground.

gore_rocketed1 {1} tastes {0}''s nutritious rocket!
gore_rocketed2 {0}''s rocket flys right up {1}''s tailpipe!
gore_rocketed3 {1} gets a jolt from {0}''s rocket!

gore_bombed1 {1} body is splattered on the runway by {0}''s bomb!
gore_bombed2 {0} scores a direct bomb hit on {1}''s grounded plane!
gore_bombed3 {1} chokes on {0}''s bomb!

gore_walkaway1 {0} limps away from his heap of twisted metal.
gore_walkaway2 {0} crawls away from his mangled plane.
gore_walkaway3 {0} runs away from his burning crate.

gore_burnedcpt1 {0} is trapped in his cockpit and charred to perfection.
gore_burnedcpt2 {0} is flame broiled, trapped in his cockpit.
gore_burnedcpt3 {0} screams while burning alive.

gore_hitouttac1 {0} blows {1} out of control.
gore_hitouttac2 {0} sends {1} spinning out of control.
gore_hitouttac3 {0} hits {1} hard!

gore_vulcher1 {0} vulches {1} like a putz.
gore_vulcher2 {0} vulches {1} like a n00bie!
gore_vulcher3 {0} you n00b vulcher you!

gore_captured {0} has beed captured and beaten by opposing forces.
gore_bailedout {0} gives up and hits the silk.
gore_killed {0} becomes one more tragic statistic of failure.

VMF-214_Pappy
12-11-2004, 05:18 PM
bump

VMF-214_Pappy
12-11-2004, 07:31 PM
Oh and crash i removed your swear you entered in there mr slick lol. Nice try goonie bird.

VMF-214_Pappy
12-12-2004, 09:50 AM
Come on Gents lets get everyone downloading these. So we all see the same thing. If you have suggestions or complaints please post

x__CRASH__x
12-12-2004, 03:19 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by VMF-214_Pappy:
Oh and crash i removed your swear you entered in there mr slick lol. Nice try goonie bird. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

I didn't mean to offend your delicate eyes, you Sally!

VMF-214_Pappy
12-12-2004, 05:16 PM
I dont offend me but maybe some of those downloading it meathead, lol

x__CRASH__x
12-12-2004, 06:20 PM
Offending forum members of UBI is about as hard as a lolipop out of a baby's hands. It's just too easy, and no fun to work at.

But I do love to see them whine.

Bussard_1
12-12-2004, 06:24 PM
S! Pappy & Crash,
Good work there fellahs,but is the line "gore_captured {0} has <span class="ev_code_RED">beed</span> captured and beaten by opposing forces" correct or should it be been ?
BTW,is the file hud messages the offline equivalent of net messages? Can anyone explain why there are two columns of text and which of these two the game preferences when putting text up? If I mod one set of text do I need to do the other exactly the same or is the one with underscores the place holder and the other the in game message text?
Thanks again and....bump.

Bussard

VMF-214_Pappy
12-13-2004, 04:52 PM
Version 1.4 Netmessages

[URL=http://www.vmf214blacksheep.com/modules.php?name=Downloads&d_op=viewdownload&cid=15]http://www.vmf214blacksheep.com/modules.php?name=Downloads&d_op=viewdownload&cid=15[/U

Well let me know how u like them

VMF-214_Pappy
12-14-2004, 01:58 PM
Tell me how you like this Gents. Thanks

VMF-214_Pappy
12-14-2004, 06:50 PM
I hope hundreds of you are downloading these. You'll bust a gut laughing

Bussard_1
12-15-2004, 01:02 AM
Hey there Pappy,
As one of the hundreds,...thanks very much!
Any ideas on my off line query above?


Bussard.