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p-11.cAce
02-19-2006, 08:01 AM
I fly one oh nine
but I forgot to check six
Danjama shoots me

Stuvi is enigma
it seduces me with hope
stabilized dive eludes

Heart bursting with joy
many kills and very high score awaits
map change rips out heart

jds1978
02-19-2006, 08:09 AM
altitude rewards
fly high for the empire
wildcats flaming down

Saunders1953
02-19-2006, 08:10 AM
Wait not for H L
Contemplate your life instead
Yes, we are all geeks

domenlovrec
02-19-2006, 08:12 AM
Young pilot on the sky
his girlfriend on the ground
and he thinks: i'm free

Iron_Hand1
02-19-2006, 08:15 AM
Hyperlobby down
Selection options impaired
Community lost



S~

JarheadEd
02-19-2006, 08:54 AM
Warclouds connect by IP
I suck at this game. death kick
Write Haiku at Ubi

D13th_Toppy
02-19-2006, 09:22 AM
Please wait, connecting ...
Error Socket: 10060
The attempt to connect timed out

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major_setback
02-19-2006, 09:28 AM
Too lo eye
Queue to
Write haiku

FlatSpinMan
02-19-2006, 09:55 AM
Brown is winter grass,
So too, my sad heart.
I have to dump bad.

FlatSpinMan
02-19-2006, 09:59 AM
I love inane haiku.

The heart of winter,
Softly cry the birds,
Try Kondor Legion.


Softly falls the rain.
Be still, tender heart.
Japanese girls rock.

p-11.cAce
02-19-2006, 10:04 AM
http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/11.gif Great stuff!

gorillasika
02-19-2006, 10:22 AM
In sunday eve
Reading these boards
Where is life?

Jumoschwanz
02-19-2006, 10:37 AM
Lets get rid of

BU l l sh it off topic

Threads dealing with

Gothic art, women and other

Kr AP like this.

Saunders1953
02-19-2006, 10:59 AM
Jumoschwanz did not
Follow the rules of true Haiku
Burn him burn him now

AustinPowers_
02-19-2006, 11:05 AM
None of you use 17 syllables

This is psuedo-Haiku.

Noobzx111

p-11.cAce
02-19-2006, 11:32 AM
Jumo get a grip
just having some fun with friends
relax and enjoy

Saunders1953
02-19-2006, 11:37 AM
Ooooh, I slipped on my last one--counted wrong!


Let me count one two
Three four five six seven eight
Is this right Austin

AKA_Hitcher
02-19-2006, 11:43 AM
In the next free patch
New forms of geek poetry
Will be available

AUT_Samoth
02-19-2006, 12:04 PM
Nice thread http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

No Lobby online
Boredom in our little worlds
Talk to your girlfriend

Greetings from Austria and the German Forums!

Udidtoo
02-19-2006, 12:32 PM
I dive from the sun
Icarus falling in flames
Another plane down

F19_Orheim
02-19-2006, 12:37 PM
answer:; ALL SEEING EYE!

AUT_Samoth
02-19-2006, 12:42 PM
All Seeing Eye aint free
The Friendslist is limited
We all love Jiri

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danjama
02-19-2006, 03:21 PM
Originally posted by AUT_Samoth:
All Seeing Eye aint free
The Friendslist is limited
We all love Jiri

http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

sums it up +

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J_Anonymous
02-19-2006, 07:54 PM
Folks, this thread is hilarious, you made my day. These are all better than real haiku written in Japanese, you all received grade A+! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

p-11.cAce
02-19-2006, 09:48 PM
I've gotten alot of laughs myself from this thread - it got more response than I had thought it would. See how creative we are when HL is not available http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif On the other hand who cares about creativity http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/typing.gif Historia - 69.50.182.98:2100 AFJ 70.86.25.90:2100

Akronnick
02-19-2006, 10:15 PM
Mustang is fast bird
Browning fifty is great gun
109 goes down.

Stigler_9_JG52
02-19-2006, 11:11 PM
Haiku can be fun...!

Slashing high side pass
Gunner kills with first shot fired.
More bullsh*t results.

Roll Zero on back.
Snap into canned stall and spin.
Poor flight modeling.

HyperLobby up!
Scan available servers.
All "WonderWoman"....

Freelancer-1
02-19-2006, 11:51 PM
Cobra spits venom
One oh nine burns brightly
Like pretty flower

Akronnick
02-20-2006, 12:04 AM
Originally posted by Freelancer-1:
Cobra spits venom
One oh nine burns brightly
Like pretty flower

Nice http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif

Friendly_flyer
02-20-2006, 12:19 AM
My first kill
The grey aircraft alight
Fiery death across the sky

I think that's 17 syllables even.

Low_Flyer_MkVb
02-20-2006, 08:21 AM
The Kurfurst burns
A black smoke arrow through the clouds
Proves Spitfire goodness

Freelancer-1
02-20-2006, 08:30 AM
The vulture circles
Its prey awaits, unknowing
A sad day for all

LStarosta
02-20-2006, 08:31 AM
Originally posted by Low_Flyer_MkVb:
The Kurfurst burns
A black smoke arrow through the clouds
Proves Spitfire goodness

+1 http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/clap.gif



Luftwaffle drops dead
At hands of Hispano marksmen
Spitfire for the win

Saunders1953
02-20-2006, 08:43 AM
Steve Prefontaine runs
L Starosta is happy
Red and Blue are friends

p-11.cAce
02-20-2006, 08:44 AM
H L is back up
will you die, my haiku thread?
you have been so fun...

Low_Flyer_MkVb
02-20-2006, 08:50 AM
Luftie project set
In nineteen forty six
Your bubble car awaits

Freelancer-1
02-20-2006, 10:50 AM
A special day, now
A good thread to announce
This is my 500th post