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x__CRASH__x
04-01-2005, 06:28 PM
People ask me: "Crash! How do you fly a 109 like that??" Well, now you can see!

http://www.virtualwarcinema.com/Movies/One%20o%20nineage.wmv

ImpStarDuece
04-01-2005, 06:30 PM
Crash is a "one o ninja!"

crazyivan1970
04-01-2005, 06:40 PM
This is the one of the funniest movies i`v seen..hands down.

Well done http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Sandman_UK
04-01-2005, 06:49 PM
thats just wicked and made me laugh hard all the way through http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

Thanks for that! well worth the download all! get it now!

VFS-22_SPaRX
04-01-2005, 07:10 PM
Oh that gets http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif .


Good Fun there Crash http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif S~

3.JG51_BigBear
04-01-2005, 07:33 PM
Finally a movie that tells it like it really is. The P-38 is totally uber. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

jensenpark
04-01-2005, 08:12 PM
Oh man...well done!

Even my wife laughed...

And she laughs as often as she...well never mind.

Badsight.
04-01-2005, 09:48 PM
i loved the historical accuracy you used Crash

x__CRASH__x
04-01-2005, 10:04 PM
Especially my historical skin. Those are the historical markings of Michael "Abbruch" Auswirkung of Jagdgechwader 27 fame! I think he has something like 150-200 confirmed kills. One hell of a 109 pilot from what I've read!

crazyivan1970
04-01-2005, 10:15 PM
Best part about this movie... it clearly illustrates what everyone here thinks when they fly... at least once you had same thoughts... probably much more then that http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

vocatx
04-01-2005, 10:31 PM
I love it , I love it, I love it! Wish I had tracks of every time I was flying in a winter map, spent several minutes chasing down a plane, just as I get Enemy Plane Destroyed realize that isn't cloud I'm flying into, it's a snow covered hill.

Hunde_3.JG51
04-01-2005, 10:31 PM
Holy s*** that was funny, thanks for the laugh. My favorite part is the "what hack is he using" line and the example that goes with it.

x__CRASH__x
04-02-2005, 12:02 AM
But he was hacking.

Charos
04-02-2005, 12:45 AM
BWAHAHAHAHA - AWSOME Crash http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

As a fellow dedicated BF109 Pilot - that was too close to home. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-wink.gif

SUPERAEREO
04-02-2005, 01:24 AM
Class!

The BV.155 was great too... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

S!

x__CRASH__x
04-02-2005, 02:09 AM
it was an me-155. When BV took over the project it had been redesignated as a high alt interceptor. So we stuck with the original concept of making the carrier capable me-155a.

carguy_
04-02-2005, 03:38 AM
Very nice,Crash.Especially the P38 and MK108 parts.

Nicely shows your average DF player mentality.http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

Looking forward to more of those.

RedNeckerson
04-02-2005, 03:51 AM
Pretty snowflake lol http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

Great clip Crash.

Flying_Nutcase
04-02-2005, 04:27 AM
That was cool. Simple and funny. Nice one Crash.

BBB_Hyperion
04-02-2005, 04:47 AM
Nice Movie like it .)

Jagdklinger
04-02-2005, 05:37 AM
On a 56k modem, movies are rarely worth the D/L. This one was. 5/5 http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif

I was grinning from start to finish. From the painfully close-to home landing intro, to the porked Mk108 and uber P38.... http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

I'm inspired to go dust off my 109K again... http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

Jagdklinger
04-02-2005, 06:05 AM
Just watched it again. It was even funnier the secod time. The "no way I get oiled up with one f***ing bullet!" how true! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

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tsisqua
04-02-2005, 07:43 AM
Hiya, Crash!

I think that this movie rates right up there with "The Messenger" . . . you know, the little guy on the motorcycle that seemed invulnerable to attack? Yeah, we all remember that one. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

Then there was the one with the plane sliding down the hill, and the crew jumps out and seems to be running away from the big sliding plane?

Yep, this is an IL2 comedy classic. Very funny, Mate. Thanks for the laughter, its really the best medicine, you know. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-happy.gif

Tsisqua http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

FI_Willie
04-02-2005, 08:28 AM
THANKS!! I needed that.

Laughed all the way through.

I fly 109's (mostly offline) and I can relate.

I'm STILL trying to find that 'magic' 108 that blows EVERYTHING Allied out of the sky with but one burst. http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_wink.gif

dieg777
04-02-2005, 08:32 AM
thanks crash

I am forever ripping a wing off as I try to get closer for the shot- this really hits the spot

http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif

willyvic
04-02-2005, 09:09 AM
Just what I needed while drinking my morning coffee.....ya owe me a keyboard cleaning. Wonderfully amusing. Thank you sir.

WV

x__CRASH__x
04-02-2005, 09:43 AM
My keyboard gets messy too. But there ae children about, so I won't explain any further.

VMF-214_HaVoK
04-02-2005, 12:47 PM
Classic! One for the virtual time capsule http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif

mortoma
04-02-2005, 03:29 PM
That link is dead now. I can't see the movie.
What happened?

ednavar
04-02-2005, 03:55 PM
Brilliant crash, now explain how you hacked my TS while I fly a 109! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

x__CRASH__x
04-02-2005, 04:55 PM
I was shocked to learn we had 10,450 downloads in less than 2 days! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-surprised.gif

BSS_Goat
04-02-2005, 08:45 PM
2 d@mn funny! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

FatBoyHK
04-02-2005, 09:05 PM
5 stars!!!

RedDeth
04-02-2005, 09:36 PM
it might have been funny. but ill never admit it to CRASH.

nearmiss
04-02-2005, 10:14 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by x__CRASH__x:
People ask me: "Crash! How do you fly a 109 like that??" Well, now you can see!

http://www.virtualwarcinema.com/Movies/One%20o%20nineage.wmv <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

That is too darn funny... http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

Couldn't keep his wings on this Blue Bird. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/35.gif

Reminds me of when I first started with IL2. I could not for the life of me determine how the enemy manuevered like that. Slickie Stikies they were. http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/59.gif

Forgot to mention the VULCHERS>>> http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/51.gif

Lucius_Esox
04-03-2005, 02:00 AM
To close for comfort http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif

x__CRASH__x
04-03-2005, 02:11 AM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by RedDeth:
it might have been funny. but ill never admit it to CRASH. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Envy is a terriible burden for you to have to carry.

CWH1089
04-03-2005, 02:41 AM
Great movie Crash! Funny as hell! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif

robban75
04-03-2005, 02:53 AM
Excellent movie Crash! A perfect way to start my day, with laughter! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/16x16_smiley-very-happy.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif

geetarman
04-03-2005, 08:10 AM
Worthy of an Oscar, Crash! Well done. The Spit's part was hilarious! I see Workky made it into the film as one of your victims!

x__CRASH__x
04-03-2005, 03:14 PM
<BLOCKQUOTE class="ip-ubbcode-quote"><font size="-1">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by geetarman:
I see Workky made it into the film as one of your victims! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Well, yes... but I intended more for the people who shot me down to get credit.

mortoma
04-03-2005, 03:36 PM
That link is dead for me. In IE, Netscape and Mozilla Firefox. How can everybody else get a movie from a link and I can't??? It always comes back as dead for me, every time.

x__CRASH__x
04-03-2005, 05:45 PM
44,000 people have been able to download it. So I don't know what to tell you.

blakduk
04-03-2005, 07:48 PM
Brilliant- loved the intro, very effective.
I have to keep more tracks of my stuff-ups http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/25.gif

Raptor_20thFG
04-03-2005, 08:42 PM
LOL well done man

LBR_W.Zellot
04-03-2005, 11:52 PM
Lol very very very funny!!! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif

You are gifted Crash, you can single handedly express all 109ers thoughts in one video! Genius, i tell you!

TooCooL34
04-04-2005, 12:38 AM
Good job! http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif This clip should be a legendary textbook for whiners!!

Friendly_flyer
04-04-2005, 03:25 AM
Lovly little film! The intro was hillarous.

Some of the flying wasn't bad at all. The clip where the Me-109 follwed a Spitfire (i think) showed som quite nice flying.

S.taibanzai
04-04-2005, 03:35 AM
Funny man very funny

loved the intro haha

and you have a nice skin for that bf 109

woofiedog
04-04-2005, 04:03 AM
x__CRASH__x ... One Hec of a Movie! http://forums.ubi.com/images/smilies/88.gif
Thank's

x__CRASH__x
04-04-2005, 04:23 PM
Glad you liked it!

Tully__
04-04-2005, 05:59 PM
That was funny http://forums.ubi.com/groupee_common/emoticons/icon_smile.gif

x__CRASH__x
04-05-2005, 11:45 PM
Tully has a sense of humor??

Who knew!